Thankyouthankyouthankyou, readers, for reading this! For clicking on that link to this fanfic, for having faith in me? Anyway, this is my first fanfic, although I've edited a few. I couldn't really think of a good plot, so I decided to do a parody. They're easy to do, but hard to find. So, sit back, grit your teeth, and bear with me as you read Eternal Flame's first fanfic? Enjoy! Oh, and I love Sailor Moon and Co., but just like to tease them. ^. ~ A Peek into Odango Atama's Life (Prologue) By: Eternal Flame "Great, Mom's gonna kill me for the ninth time, and I only have 9 lives!" Welcome to Juuban Middle School, in the flourishing city of Juuban ? or Crossroads? Wait, or is it Tokyo?? Anyway, in this Japanese city, a blond haired teenager with a weird hairdo was sighing over yet another 30% test grade. She had striking blue eyes, and blond hair that she somehow managed to make into two small perfect buns on each side of her head with the extra hair falling down from the buns, creating a unique version of pigtails. (Then again, in the Japanese anime world, it's not that unique at all. The things they come up with?) The pigtails were amazingly long, but never got in her way when she walked or ran. And, she always wore the same pigtails every day, and every day they looked exactly the same. Strange. Another girl, with even stranger hair, walked towards her. Her short, naturally blue tresses attracted no attention at all. "Don't worry, Usagi-chan. Hey, you're getting smarter, did you know that? What you said about the 9 lives thing was very logical. At this pace, you'll be as smart as Minako-chan!" Sniffing, Usagi looked up at Ami with those over-large eyes. "You really think so, Ami-chan?" You're not just saying that?" Ami closed her eyes, forming upside-down U's, (::Shrug:: It must be a Japanese thing.) and nodded. She sat down on the bench next to Usagi, and sighed as well. "You think you're doing badly. The Professor is certainly going to be enraged at my descent in my academic studies. I am only 167.5555 lessons ahead of my fellow classmates!" A magical raindrop-shaped white thingy, whadya call it? A sweatdrop appeared on Usagi's head Two girls approached them. The taller one had brown hair that was always tied into a high ponytail every day, looking the same every day. The other girl had thick blond hair that went down to her knees (that never got in her way either) and had stuck a red bow in the back of her head. (Every day, every day they looked the same. It must be another Japanese thing.) The tall girl said to Usagi and Ami, "Well, I'm pretty sure my old boyfriend's going to kill me today, too." Usagi bent her neck back to look at her friend properly, and asked, "Which boyfriend, Makoto?" "Ummm?I think it's the one that's 30 years old. He's not the one that looked like Mamorou or Mokoto or?or?that hot guy over there?"she trailed off, looking dreamily at a passing student. Somehow, all the girls fell over, legs up. It's yet another Japanese thing, I'm assuming. The blond girl placed her hand on Makoto's shoulder, and said with a jealous look on her face, "How come we always hear about that "old boyfriend" or boyfriends but never see them? Well?" Makoto giggled nervously as the other 3 stared eagerly. "Um, well, uh, you see?he's kind of shy, and, um, he doesn't go out much, and well?hey, the bell rang! Come on, Minako-chan, we got to get to class now! See you guys later!" And Makoto dashed off, dragging Minako behind her. Ami groaned, " I though Makoto would really tell us this time." Usagi replied, "What do you mean? She just didn't have enough time!" Sweatdrop. "Usagi-chan, you're just too innocent. Let's just go to class, ok?" There you have it! The first installment of A Peek into Odango Atama's Life is complete! Send me your thoughts about this at Steph040389@aol.com. And, don't forget to visit the Realm of Sailor Moon Images at www.geocities.com/stephanylin2000/index.html Sailor Moon doesn't belong to me, it belongs to the immortal Naoko Takeuchi-sama, (Bow in the presence of the great Naoko-sama!) Toei Animation, and Kodansha. (Licensed by Mixx, DiC, Cloverway, Bandai?)