Title = Parody Time: Parody #1: Seiya 
Author = Far Away for Today [& I‘ll Be Gone Until Yesterday Comes 
Again For Tea] 
E-mail = SilntSldr1@AOL.com  
Rating = PD for Parody [giggle] or PG-13
Disclaimer = I don’t own the characters, they are Naoko Takeuchi’s 
and Toei Animation. I don’t own the ‘wedgy system’; it’s Jackie 
Kosloski’s and Annie Ratzlaff’s. I don’t own the rights to “Forehead 
Uterus Boy” That’s Alexandra Werner’s [Marina told me it and it was 
so perfect for the moment]. I don’t own Mr. Bubble Bubble Bath. 
[Verflucht, ich habe Mr. Bubble gern.] I don’t own rights to the 
“Psychotic Sailor Moon Christmas Carols”, they’re all Lianne’s and 
Amethyst’s. I don’t own the rights to the “I’m a little teapot” song 
either. And I don’t own any rights to do with the Speedo Company, 
thank god. 

Note:
1. Each story will be separate from the last. Though may contain 
prior information or jokes. 
2. This is the first and the rest will follow later, hopefully. 
3. Parts are inspired by other fan-fictions read by me, but not a 
copy of them. 
4. All people and beings offended by this, LIGHTEN UP! IT’S 
JUST A FAN-FICTION! 
5. Marina, this is a parody of a Starlight, so be happy. 
6. All * are symbolizing that at the word or words before it have 
an informational piece at the end of the story. [Farha sound 
smart] 
7. And… I’m a little teapot short and stout, 
8. Here is my handle here is my spout. 
9. When I get all steam up hear me shout, 
10. So tip me over and pour me out. 

$$$~~~$$$~~~$$$~~~$$$~~~$$$~~~$$$~~~$$$~~~$$$

Parody Time: Parody #1: Seiya 

Setting of this parody is: Crystal Tokyo 

Seiya walked down the hall of the big room and mumbled to himself. 
Chibi Usa walked to him to see if he was okay. [What I define by 
‘okay’ for Seiya is not going to kill Mamoru, everything else is 
normal.] 
“What’s wrong?” Chibi Usa smiled. 
“Nothing, I’m just fine.” 
“That’s what everyone says when they are really very not fine. So, will 
you help me with my dress, if you’re so fine and good.” Chibi Usa was 
at most a 6th grader, not much difference between her in Sailor Stars 
though. “What do you say? I really need a girl’s opinion on what I’ll 
wear.” Seiya does that look that he’s a he and she’s saying he’s really 
more of a she. 
“Fine.” Seiya and Chibi Usa walk off toward the princess’s room. 
Diana purrs a hello to Seiya from atop her perch. 
“You are OKAY today, right?” Chibi Usa said with a shaking eyebrow. 
“Yes.” Seiya pouted at the repeated questioning of his sanity. [But he 
has none. HEHE] “Why is it whenever I’m a little bored or depressed 
everyone thinks I’m going to kill Endymion? I mean really, he’s the 
King.” The pair walked into Chibi Usa’s room, and Seiya’s head hangs 
low. 
“Well what do you think of this perfume? It’s gonna bring every guy to 
my feet. Or that’s what the box said. It’s made in Paris, and mom got it 
for me.” She showed it off and the box that did plainly state in Japanese 
that it would bring every guy to any girl smelling like this.  
Suddenly an idea pops into his head. “I need to go now.” Seiya 
declared, “I just remember I have to do… um… some shopping for 
Taiki’s birthday… Christmas… holiday thing. Bye Chibi-chan!” and he 
ran off to the general direction of his room. 
“Well that was odd even for him.” Diana meowed to her puzzled 
owner. 
“Do you think it might be another Seiya Episode?” Diana asked Chibi 
Usa. 
“I don’t know, but I don’t really care.” 
“But Chibi Usa, you have to go tell them about it after this morning’s 
meeting is over. It’s very important they know or else I’ll tell and 
you’ll be to blame if something bad happens.” Diana looked at Chibi 
Usa and gave her a look. 
“You’re right Diana,” Chibi Usa grinned mischievously, “but the court 
must be alerted immediately!” She jumped and ran out the door 
heading for the Council room. 

~~ The Council Room… Actually, The Door to ‘The Council 
Room’ ~~ 

The council room was off limits to Chibi Usa because she’d been very, 
very bad and spoiled lately. She smiled because she had an important 
thing to tell them and they couldn’t kick her out for it. In fact, she 
thought proudly, they’d probably let her be able to enter happy for her 
selfless act. 
Chibi Usa burst into the room and the royal court looked at her cocked 
eyed, sweat dropped or scowled. 
“CHIBI USA! You know the rule, ‘No Senshi Business for Bad 
Behavior’ you’re restricted from this area Chibi Usa till you learn to act 
like a proper lady! So outside now.” Rei yanked her up by her 
underwear, the back part, and threw her out the door and closed it 
behind her. 
Chibi Usa shot up. Her body was ridged and face had a pinched 
expression on it. She had her legs apart and she was on her toes. 
“Really, Chibi Usa is my only daughter and she is a proper young girl. 
Plus, I’m her mother, and Queen of Crystal Tokyo, so I can remove that 
dumb restriction!” Selenity said from inside sticking out her tongue at 
the others. She opened the door to see Chibi Usa in that very funky 
looking position described earlier. Taiki and Yatan were walking down 
the hall and had reached Chibi Usa. 
With everybody looking, Chibi Usa face became more distorted and 
annoyed. She finally cracked. 
“WEDGY!!” Chibi Usa kicked up one leg and grabbed her undies and 
pulled down. “Ah,” Chibi Usa sighed in relief. “Much better.” 
The senshi looked scared and confused, Haruka was the most confused 
looking one. 
“A proper young lady, aye, Queen Selenity?” Minako leaned forward 
behind Selenity, who had her arms up by the side of her head, her right 
leg pulled up by her left side, ‘sweat drop’, and shaking in the sweat 
drop kind of way too. 
“Look you ingrates! I’m here for the purpose of telling you something 
very important!” Chibi Usa yelled in frustration. 
“What?” Ami looked at her unbelievingly. 
“Seiya is going to have an episode again!” Chibi Usa crossed her arms 
and pouted loudly. 
“Oh. Was that why you came in? Why didn’t you just say that then?” 
Makoto asked casually. 
“Because you threw me out by my undies [I love that word, it’s so 
adorable and childish] and gave me a wedgy  from it too.” Chibi Usa 
pouted. 
“Well, that hasn’t stopped you before now, has it?” Rei pointed out. 
Chibi Usa stomps off. 

~~ Seiya’s Secret Lab, That’s Really Taiki’s Bathroom ~~ 

Seiya stood stirring a bubbling vat in the center of the lab. Fumes fell 
over the edges of the sinister cauldron. It was really Taiki’s jets in his 
spa-like bathtub in the middle of the room. It was cased in a gray 
stonewalling with purple grout to match the purple tiled floor and 
shower, only on the inside part though, and the purple-gray marble 
walling that was all around. [Taiki like purple potty room] Seiya 
poured in some cologne, then more, then a little more, sniffed the bottle 
and shrugged, and then poured in the rest of it. Next he grabbed a box 
of Mr. Bubble Bubble Bath, but got distracted on how much he was 
pouring in, as he was noticing the ad for the Mr. Bubble T-shirt. He 
drooled. 
“Oh, only $6.95 [which is odd because this is in Japan] for an adult-
sized shirt. Oh, I want it, I want it.” Seiya looked to see he had emptied 
the entire bubble bath powder into the tub. No, I mean, spa-like tub. 
No, cauldron. No, vat. VERFLUCHT! The ‘whatever you call it’, 
began bubbling up with suds. Seiya turned off the jets; he dropped to 
his knees. He looked at the suds that had already formed. 
“Now it’s ruined!” He gave a whiny pout and puffed a sigh; “My idea 
of smelling so good that Selenity to find me irresistible is ruined.” [ !! 
SKUNKS !! ] The sigh set afloat some suds, Seiya watched in awe as 
they floated up as he blew on more. He immediately turned on the jets 
to the highest setting. “Bubbles! Bubbles! More pretty bubbles!” Soon 
the bathroom was chest high in suds, and the fumes of the ingredients 
had not helped Seiya’s brain.

~~ A Few Minutes Later ~~

The senshi had located Seiya; actually they searched about the place for 
him and finally assumed he was in his ‘Secret Lab’. 
“Michiru-mama, you did remember the mop and bucket this time?” 
Hotaru looked to her. The outers were not in their fuku, but wearing, 
some of the many, cooking aprons of Makoto, in their rightful senshi 
color, and also wore rubber gloves to match. 
“Yes,” and she brought it into Hotaru’s view. 
“My beautiful purple bathroom, it took so long to arrange and build it,” 
The mentally decomposing Taiki was being support by Yatan as they 
walked to his chamber. They entered the suite’s main living and 
waiting room, then went to the bedroom. It was neat and unusually 
masculine for a man/woman’s room. 
In the bathroom you could hear Seiya frolicking around. He seemed to 
be singing Jingle Bells, but with the lyrics of the Psychotic Sailor 
Moon Christmas Carol, “It’s Haruka!!! Run!!!!”
“Whose turn is it to go first?” Jupiter asked. 
“Yours,” Chibi Moon said. 
“No, I had to open the door last time,” Jupiter replied. 
“Not my turn, I went just before Makoto,” Mercury stated. 
“No, I was before Makoto, Ami,” said Venus. 
“No, because I was the one who had the starfish down my shirt because 
he was trying to make an oceanic ecosystem in King Endymion’s rose 
garden.” 
“Oh. It’s King Endymion’s turn isn’t it?” Haruka pointed out. King 
Endymion stuck out his tongue at Haruka for telling them that. This 
began the little tongue feud between the two as to see which one could 
hold out their tongue longer than the other. 
“Haruka!” Michiru snapped. “He just a straight little man, so play 
nice.” 
“He started it!” Haruka shoved her finger at him. 
“Did not! You’re the one who tattled on me!” 
“You did to start it!” 
“Did not!” 
“Did to!” 
“Did not!” 
“Did to! Did to!” 
“Did not! Did not! Did not!” 
“TO!” 
“NOT!” 
All this while Jupiter brushed Venus’ hair; Chibi Moon was playing go 
fish with Hotaru; Setsuna, Selenity and Mars daydreamed about 
Endymion; Michiru and Mercury played chess. 
“TO!” 
“NOT!” 
“TO!” 
“TO!” 
“Ha! You admit it!” Haruka turned her back to him and crossed her 
arms. 
“Wait, you’re suppose to say ‘NOT!’ after me! No fair!” Endymion 
pouted as he ended. 
“We’ll finish this later, Cape Boy! Time for you to go do your thing 
King,” she growled at him. 
“I’ll open the door for you, but that’s all, okay?” King Endymion 
walked to the door, but before he could open it, Seiya burst out of the 
door and ran to Queen Selenity. The queen had been standing in front 
of the door; she was viewing Endymion from there, only five yards 
back from the door.  Seiya, who was wearing only [a smile ;op] a blue 
Speedo and having some soap bubbles on him, grabbed Selenity and 
kissed her as he twirled around with her. The pair were lip-locked and 
danced all over the room, crashing into some of the furniture in their 
path. 
“My beautiful violet room!” Taiki grabbed Yaten and sobbed loudly. 
“Akuryo Taisan!” Mars put the charm on his back. Seiya stopped and 
put down the dizzy-eyed Selenity on the floor, then turned around 
confused. He looked at Mars, who was standing next to King 
Endymion, and noticed the pretty cane that was being held out to him. 
Poor King Endymion was just holding it out to ward OFF Seiya; it 
backfired just a little though. 
Seiya ran toward it, throwing Mars out of his way. As he yanked the 
cane from King Endymion’s hands, he caused the king to fall forward 
on his tummy. Seiya smile at the shiny cane, then jumped on King 
Endymion back, sending him again flat down on his tummy again, and 
began doing the Can-Can right there, in a Speedo, on the king’s back, 
making the la’s himself and using the cane in accordance with the 
dance. 
“Venus Love Me Chain!” It rapped around Seiya and caused him to 
lose his balance. He toppled over and his back fell on King Endymion’s 
head, slamming it into the floor and suffocating the king. 

~~ That Evening At Dinner ~~ 

“Endymion are you better?” Selenity looked at him. 
“Much, better now that you’re asking.” He smiled at the queen and his 
daughter. The king was bandaged up like a birthday gift [hey, my 
birthday’s on January 24, yes! Marina you’re not going to get out of 
coming to this one] and Selenity PATIENTLY served him his soup, 
most of which was ON him instead of IN him. 
“So where did Seiya go?” Chibi Usa asked. 
“Oh. He’s someplace or other.” Selenity said looking at King 
Endymion. 
“You mean he’s still in the palace?” Chibi Usa said shocked. 
“Of course he’s still in the castle, this is his home for now. Until 
Princess Kakyuu has finished the renovating.” Selenity stood and 
walked over to the windows and let some fresh air into the room as 
King Endymion spoke. 

~~ In Kakyuu’s Throne Room ~~

“Ah. Peace and quite.” Kakyuu sits lazily going through the royal 
documents. 
“Good plan to dump those three idiots with those yuppies on Earth,” 
says an attendant at the princess’ side. 
“Yes, I know it was. Seeing as that renovating job is just going to take 
forever.” Kakyuu smiles and laughs with the attendant as scene fades 
outs. [Okay? Those words really sound like a script more than it does a 
parody, but oh, well.] 

~~ In Luna’s Cat Box/Room/Suite [the whatever cat thing] ~~ 

“So, you’re saying that if I get all the things you need for this love 
scent or perfume stuff, that will lure the Queen into loving you, you’ll 
HELP me get Yatan? I don’t think so. That’s not enough.” 
“Cat food, imported from Paris, Wiener Schnitzel from Vienna, and 
whale from one of those legal whalers on the northwest coast of 
Hokkaido. * And I’ll let you—” [don’t think I’ll give that out till 
comes, suspense] Seiya and Luna whisper. 
“Deal! Now when do you need them?” 
“You’ll want them tonight, because tomorrow won’t work for me.” 
Seiya said as he was turning to leave. 
“Why? Will your end be unworkable by then?” Luna gets nervous. 
“Well the sooner the better, and I’m having a manicure tomorrow at 
10:00 AM.” [Hey, I think ‘AM & PM’ mean ‘Atlantic Morning & 
Pacific Morning’ but that’s probably wrong.] Seiya left the room and 
walked down the hall to prepare for the night’s work. Suddenly Taiki 
walked in front of Seiya and their heads knocked. 
“Owe,” Taiki rubbed his large forehead [Ale’s name for him because 
she hates him, HEHE. Just wait for it!]. 
“Taiki, what are you doing?” Seiya rubbed his forehead too. 
“You are not messing with my bathroom. It’s my potty room! Do I 
make myself clear!” Taiki had slowly begun leaning over Seiya, and is 
now above the cornered shrimp-like Seiya. 
“Well, I want the Queen. And I thought if I smelled better than King 
Endymion, then I’d have her all to myself.” 
“Well there’s the first thing you did wrong!” Taiki grabbed Seiya and 
they went to the closest starlight’s room, Yatan’s room.
“What was the first thing I did wrong?” Seiya sat on the lime green bed 
comforter. [Color coordinating the bedrooms to the fuku is fun.] 
“What were you doing thinking that you’d get Selenity like that?” Taiki 
is administering the ‘mother pose’ to Seiya. [The ‘mother pose’ is with 
your hands on your hips, head tilt thing, and then the added foot 
tapping.] 
“So that’s what I did wrong first of all.” Seiya says, as Yatan, who was 
only wearing a towel when they barged in, now sat by Seiya in a pair of 
sea green boxers. 
“No, the first thing you did was think.” Taiki pulled a stool [yes, it’s an 
old classic but still laugh worthy]. 
“So, what else is new?” Yatan said to get into the conversation. 
“Well, Luna is going to get me the ingredients for an ancient recipe for 
love by scent. And I give her some stuff in return.” 
Yatan ponders. “What are you going to give her?”
Long silent pause… 
“You aren’t going to let her have Yatan, are you!? You know what she 
did last time with him!” Yatan runs into the bathroom, locking the door 
behind him. Taiki and Seiya just shake their heads as they hear Yatan 
whimper. The two leave the room as Luna comes up to them with a bag 
of stuff.
“I have it! Do I get it tonight? Do I get it tonight!?” Taiki looks at 
Seiya, then back to Luna.
“Get what, Seiya?” 
“Umm… Nothing, Taiki, nothing at all, it's nothing. Just a certain 
person.” 
“Seiya…!” Taiki gives Seiya “The look”. 
“Yatan’s his name too… yea… HEHE.” ‘Sweat drop’ Seiya cringes. 
“Seiya!” Taiki screamed, “You annoying twit!” 
“We still have a deal, right? Him, a two-straw milkshake and I. You, 
Queen Selenity and NO Endymion. That’s our deal.” Luna says 
beginning to step back. 
“Yes, yes, but…” 
“NO.” Taiki stamps his foot.
“But I already got the stuff!” Luna whines. 
“Ok, you can spy, but that’s all! He’s about to take a shower. Crawl 
into that vent up there and watch him all you like. Tell anyone that we 
let you, your road kill.” Luna immediately jumped into the vent.  Taiki 
and Seiya went to the purple potty room. 

~~ One Hour Later In Taiki’s Purple Potty Room ~~

The two have cooked up a storm. [No, there wasn’t actual lightning or 
rain in the potty room but lots of water] 
“Alright, we have at least enough for this potion to work, but not for 
too long.  It’s very strong, and all you have to do is kiss her before the 
scent wares out, then you two are good for at least twelve hours.  So, be 
careful with it, and make sure you kiss ONLY Selenity. Anyone else in 
the range of scent that you kiss will be affected, on Endymion and 
others, got it?” Taiki handed Seiya the small vial. 
“Now all I need to do is get Selenity to smell and then kiss,” Seiya 
went off for his love. 
“Well, time for some good old cleaning,” Taiki hears a noise behind 
him. “Luna? What are you doing here? Isn’t Yatan still taking a 
shower?” Taiki looks at the now disgusted cat. 
“Artemis is so much more handsome than Yatan. As I’ve seen, Yatan 
has nothing to compare with Artemis, and, well, he’s so…” Taiki felt 
like he would rather not listen. (*^_~) 
Luna walked off in a dazed expression of love. Taiki started cleaning 
up, shaking his head all the while. 

~~ The Council Room ~~ 

“Well, what are we going to do for the up coming winter ball?” All the 
princess form senshi were talking about the new ball coming up in two 
weeks. Thunder and lightning were going on out side, and Chibi Usa 
was sitting in her mother’s lap, Selenity had ordered that the “pink hair 
behavior restriction” be vetoed. 
Michiru sniffed, “Haruka that’s a beautiful scent your wearing,” she put 
her head on Haruka’s shoulder. 
“What, I’m not wearing that smell.” All the people began sniffing, 
except Endymion and Selenity. 
“Selenity, you really shouldn’t have opened that window, now we both 
have colds.” 
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know it would start raining so early in the autumn.” 
Selenity sneezed and then blew her nose like a horn. 
“It smells so nice and alluring, King Endymion must be wearing it if 
Haruka isn’t,” Setsuna sniffed the air. Chibi Usa smelled her father’s 
clothes. 
“Nope, not him.” They all began to sniff around the room. 
The power goes out and then a flash of lighting strikes. They see Seiya 
dash for Selenity. 
“No you psycho!” Makoto grabs him before he could do anything and 
throws him to the ground. In another lightning crash Seiya catches sight 
of his blonde and goes for her again. He plants his lips on hers and they 
fall to the floor, Seiya on top. The lights turn on with the generators 
humming. Seiya begins to wonder why she hasn’t kissed back at him, 
but when he starts pulling away, her arms wrap around him and hold 
him close. 
Seiya opens his eyes to see golden strains of hair, but he doesn’t. If fact 
he sees hardly any hair. 
“Haruka!? WHAT!?” Seiya rips from her grasp. 
“Haruka?” Michiru touches her suddenly dazed lover. 
“Seiya. Seiya. Seiya.” Haruka pulled her torso up like she was a 
zombie, and as her head came forward you saw her eyes were one solid 
hazy color of green blue.  Seiya ran up a column as Haruka came at 
him. Saying only his name the a delusional state. 
“TAIKI!!!!!!” Seiya  screamed. The Inners grab Haruka and try to sit 
her in a chair and tie her down, but she continually knocked them 
down. Finally Setsuna took her Time Key Staff and slammed it into 
Haruka’s tummy and she was thrown back to a chair where the 
remaining Inners and Michiru tie her up. 
“Seiya?” Taiki walks in with Yaten, who was wearing lime night robe 
and matching slippers. They spotted the ‘Seiya’ babbling Haruka and 
guessed the rest of the situation. Makoto grabbed Taiki by the ear and 
sat him down in a chair. 
“Are you part of this conspiracy?” Makoto still holds his ear. 
“It’s all Seiya’s fault, I told him to be careful with it, but he just never 
listens to me!” Taiki sat stoutly, yet squirmy, like a whining toddler. “I 
didn’t do it! So why don’t you take Seiya by the ear!” Taiki shrilled in 
a bitchy voice. [J’nene pats Farha on the back for finally using a swear 
word in my story] 
“Because Seiya’s too cute to hurt and you’re the brains behind it, you 
Forehead Uterus Boy!” [Alexandra Werner’s name for him, HEHE!] 
Makoto slaps him around as Chibi Usa and Hotaru drill him with 
twenty questions. 
“What’s wrong with Haruka-papa!” Hotaru piped. 
Minako had pulled Seiya down and held the scared and arm waving 
young man, with his head to her… um… heart as he calmed. In reality 
of course, Minako was suffocating Seiya with her… err… chest and he 
was frantically trying to bat HER away so he could breathe, but he was 
slowly losing consciousness. 
“It was a recipe for a love scent, where the females are drawn to the 
male’s pheromone. But the human version works with both sexes so an 
added kiss is the only way to complete the potion.” 
“I don’t get it? I don’t understand the way it works,” Chibi Usa 
questioned. Makoto slapped him around some more, for the answer and 
for the hell of it. [J’nene gives Farha a Scooby Snack for using another 
swear word] 
“It’s like skunks, males give out the scent that attract mates.” The room 
is silent as they all stare in disgust at the thought of that analogy of the 
situation, and that they were being compared to skunks. 
“You freak!” Now Rei and Makoto began to beat him, until Endymion 
stopped him and used his scepter to beat Taiki with. 
“Yucky! You sprayed skunk smell on me!” Chibi Usa ran to a sink and 
began rubbing it off her skin. “I need a bath! Somebody prepare the 
royal bath! I feel violated!” She continued to wash herself. 
“Well there’s a new and affective way to make her take baths.” Ami 
pointed out to Selenity as they were dislodging the half-dead Seiya 
from Minako’s vice like grip. 
“Seiya! How do we undo this thing!” Michiru yelled, “Wait how would 
you know 1+1?” Michiru turned to Taiki and repeated her question, 
“Taiki! How do we undo this thing!” Taiki wore a beautiful shiner on 
both sides of his face and was also missing a tooth. 
“Ith’ll wear offh in thwelve hourhs.” He half-consciously said. 
“Twelve hours!” Hotaru became slapping Seiya around because the 
others had already beaten Taiki, and Chibi Usa, squeaky clean as she 
was, joined Hotaru’s assault. 
“Seiya!” Haruka yell as she broke free of her restraints and tackle 
Hotaru and Chibi Usa. “Seiya!” She looked around. 
Seiya, of course, ran as soon as he was freed. He’d run out of the 
council room and was headed for the garden. Haruka came skipping 
merrily behind him. Seiya made a quick side stop at Yatan’s to pick up 
some scentless clothing and ended up with some lime colored khaki’s 
and a leather jacket; he then began again for the garden. Haruka 
skipped merrily along, but stopped at Yatan’s and picked up the clothes 
Seiya had dropped off there. 

And where was the royal court? 

“HARUKA!” Minako and Makoto screamed as they pounded at the 
barricaded door. Hotaru and Chibi Usa were unconscious, while 
Selenity and Endymion were trying madly to wake the two up. Setsuna, 
Michiru and Ami used Taiki’s head as a bartering ram for the door. 
Yatan began whistling “I’m a Little Teapot” and sat filing his nails. 
“HEAVE!” Michiru yelled. 
“OH!” The whole three of them shouted together in reply and then 
rammed the door again with Taiki’s head. 
“Owe! You’re messing my hair up, you bunch of air heads!” With that 
comment they pulled him back so far up the hardest bashing, but, he 
instead, the three lost their grip and he flew back and out the open 
window. Taiki fell flat on his face, then composed himself and began to 
take great care in fixing his hair. The senshi looked down to see if Taiki 
was dead yet. But he was standing up with his head only a few feet 
below the sill. 
“HEHE! That’s right, the council room is on the main floor with its 
windows facing into the garden.” The group nodded and each took 
turns climbing out with Chibi Usa and Hotaru last, hopping out nifty 
like onto Taiki as the rest had before them. They ran into the garden 
and saw Haruka looking puzzled. 
“Haruka what’s wrong, are you no longer under the spell?” Michiru 
walked up to her and hugged her, cuddling up to her warmly. 
“Whose spell?” Haruka looked at the others. 
“It was. . . um. . . I can’t remember?” The bunch look confused like at 
each other. 
“I can’t remember either?” The group looked around and everything 
seemed normal. 
“I’m wondering another thing too,” Michiru said still in Haruka’s arms. 
“What’s that Michiru—” Hotaru stopped confused at the way she said 
the name. 
“Why am I cuddling up to my sister?” Michiru and Haruka pull away 
for each other. 
“You and Haruka are. . .” Setsuna paused, “are sisters. . . ?” 
“Wait! I’m not the only guy here! Or at least I don’t think I was a little 
while ago?” Endymion puzzled. 
“Hey what’s going on here? I know something wrong!” Mina pouted. 
“And hey! What’s with my name! It’s not Mina it’s . . . Mina!?” 
Everyone looks at the screen. 
“Hey! Who are you! You’re not Farha!” Lita glared. 
“And what have you done to her well plotted story, you bumble headed 
twit?” Alex stopped and was somehow taken aback by her sentence. 
“Alex? Then what’s my name? If you’re Michelle, and she’s Susan? 
Am I Holly?” Holly questioned innocently. 
“Um… I’m Rini right?” Rini asked. 
“Yes and I’m King Darien.” King Darien stood a little confused at 
himself.
“Hey you Nega-sleaze we the Sailor Scouts and we’re going to chew 
you up and spit you out.” Raye did a sassy look and then became 
mystify as Alex was for what had just come from her mouth. 

 ~~ In Farha’s computer room ~~ 

You see the 3lights tied up and stuffed unsuccessfully into the closet 
and a menacing looking man at Farha’s computer, he is writing on the 
parody. 
“Hey what the hell are you doing in my house!” Farha has just returned 
from Marina’s birthday party and threw her rolled up sleeping bag at 
the man. “Taiki! Seiya! Yatan! How dare you tie them up! You… 
You… DiC man!” 
“AHH!!” He jumped up and tried to run but Farha stood at the only 
doorway. 
“You messed with the sacred parody!” The 3Lights saw in awe with the 
others as she fumed and burned in anger. 
“Oh. And I thought Rei-chan was evil?” Queen Selenity smiled. 
“Get that little pretty boy, girl!” Mina cheered. Farha looked in 
astonishment at the screen, then back to the devil DiC man. 
“You’ve brainwashed them! You’ve probably even gone as far as 
changing Uranus and Neptune to sisters! You little perverted BAKA!” 
Farha grabbed the collar of his black suit and throws him out of the 
window and so him fell two stories down into her neighbor’s brushes. 
“Go Farha-chan! Kill the damn bastard!” The 3Lights cheer, as Farha 
untied them. 
“Yes, you bleached that creep’s roots!” Amy said. 
“Well, for one thing, I didn’t break the glass, because the window was 
open, only the screen. And second, I have so much work to do fixing 
these guys back up. Especially Haruka and Michiru,” Farha sighed and 
began typing into the computer to fix it. Seiya tapped her shoulder.
“Farha-san, you wouldn’t mind not changing the things having to do 
with Endymion’s and Selenity’s relationship would you?” 
“Um… Seiya, the one thing DiC didn’t mess with was that, and I’m 
sorry, but it’s bad enough trying to fix this. And I know I don’t want to 
let your plan succeed because I’m not going to have a Hentai on my 
hands here, okay?” She pat his head, “Maybe you should try one of the 
RPG’s, sometimes the players like Seiya more than Mamoru, but… 
I’ve never seen one of those type before.” 
“I want my Usagi.” Seiya sat and pouted. 
“Well, maybe in the next Parody time, I think I may be going Mamoru, 
but then again, he’s not so fun unless you screw with his mind and stuff 
like that.” Seiya smiled and Taiki popped a question. [Not to be 
misleading, but the next one is not about that, but it’ll be good] 
“How is it possible for you to control us, you’re not Naoko, you don’t 
have rights to us?” Farha shakes her head at Taiki’s lack of knowledge. 
“That’s what disclaimers are for, and also this is a fan-fiction, under the 
parody genre, so it’s not really real to the Sailor Senshi plot, but just 
something fun for us to do.” Taiki scrolled up and began to read it to 
himself but she quickly wrote them back into the script and made sure 
that Taiki wouldn’t remember anything about the scene in Kakyuu’s 
throne room. [HEHE! Now, we would be better off if we didn’t screw 
their heads up anymore and make them anymore psychotic as is, 
wouldn’t we be?] 
“Well, that was an interesting time, what do you think Farha-san?” 
Artemis said from where he sat on the guest bed. 
“Yeah, interesting. I wonder… You didn’t really want me to kill Yaten 
did you?” Farha looked at him. 
“Well… Since you humiliated him I guess it’s okay and all. Luna likes 
me better now and that’s all” Artemis smiled and hoped back into the 
story line. “Oh, and what are you planning for the next Parody?” 
“Oh, something to do with a fortune teller…” 

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Why was I so mean to Seiya? Well, don’t worry, he’ll be back and 
kicking because I too love Seiya’s character; looks, on the other hand, 
could use some work. Manga Seiya, the male version, is so good 
looking, but Yatan is the hottest of the three in manga, and Rubeus 
looks actually date worthy and Safuri is not. Scary, but true. So, I’m 
going to start the next one. And get it to you as soon as I can, if not 
sooner. 
Yours Truly, 
The Author, 
Far Away for Today  

SilntSldr1@AOL.com 

PS- The name ‘Far Away’ was and is used all the time to make fun of 
my real name, Farha. [Yes, it is normally spelt Farah, but I’m unique.] 
So now I’m beginning to grow to liking it a lot, especially with the 
added part, but when E-mailing me, please refrain from using the ‘Far 
Away’ part by itself and spelling my name wrong. AND PLEASE 
DON’T SWAMP ME WITH TOO MANY E-MAIL, ONE PER 
COSTUMER FOR EVERY PARODY PART. 

I’m a little teapot short and stout, 
Here is my handle and here is my spout. 
When I get all streamed up hear me shout, 
So tip me over and pour me out! [Doom! Doom!] 

[Farha’s having too much fun with the her writing.]