What If.....? - Chapter 3 by Abbie sailor_dragon97@hotmail.com ************************************************************************************* Hello all you adoring fans! Ok, here is all this crap I have to write so I am not sued! I don't own Sailor Moon or DBZ or there characters! Now on with the story! ************************************************************************************* Trunks was sitting in a deserted part of the room as too avoid conflict. Serena noticed him sitting there, all alone. She rallied up all the scouts, excluding the star lights, Uranus, and Pluto. They all gathered together and whispered about something in a circle. Then Chibi-Chibi waddled up to Trunks from behind. "Hey mister?" Trunks almost fell out of his chair. "Oh! Kami! You scared the cr-- I mean sh-- no, the poop out of me!" He said as he breathed heavily. "Hey mister?" "Yes what is it?" "Can we do your hair?" Suddenly all the scouts popped up circling Trunks. Each one with a different hair styling product. (such as scissors, bows, gel) "Um...I don't think that's such a good idea...I like my hair the way it is!" Trunks said as he tried to run away, but every where he turned he was blocked. "Ahhhhh!" Trunks screamed as the mass of giggling girls engulfed him. "DAD! HELP ME!!!!" Trunks screamed for his father. Vegita merely stood in the corner, laughing his ass off. About a ? an hour later the girls stood back to admire their work. "Looks good..." Serena said smiling. Every one else agreed. When Trunks saw himself in a mirror he screamed so bloody loud, it not only shattered the mirror, but also made everyone else in the room temporarily deaf. His hair had been died hyper pink, it was cut in some what of a manner like Goku's and had a long green bow tied in each spike. Vegita strolled up to him and said, "This is a nice look for you...son." "Shut up, before I blow your head off." Trunks said in a tone so chilling it could have frozen hell. "Don't be made at me! I didn't mutilate your hair," Vegita said with a sneer. "But they are girls they I don't know. And I have a policy that all girls must like me so, you are the next best option!" Trunks replied about to explode. "It's not all that bad Trunks, I think it would look good with out the bows!" Goku commented, preventing Trunks from killing his father. "MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR IS RUINED! IT"S NOT EVEN LAVENEDER ANY MORE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HAIR DIE COAST!?" Trunks screamed. Everyone stopped and stared. Bura walked up to him, "You die your hair?" "No..." Trunks whispered. "You do! I knew it!" Bura screeched pointing at Trunks. "No I don't! No...no... you can't know this!" Trunks screamed falling to his knees. (hence Trunks was having a nervous break down.) Meanwhile?? "YEAH RIGHT! MY HUSBAND COULD BEAT YOUR HUSBANDS ASS ANY DAY!" Bulma screamed in a fit of anger. "Uh, huh, yeah sure, you keep telling yourself that," Chichi nodded. "Oh, you bitch!" *SHMACK* "Oh, now your askin' for it!" Chichi threw herself at Bulma. Goku and Vegita were watching from afar. "And I though we were bad," Goku said. "Well, my wife is going to win. She's right too." Vegita sneered, with much confidence in himself and his wife. "Yeah right, my wife at least knows how to fight," Goku chuckled. "What you think your wife is going to win?! I think you have had one to many ki blasts to the head," Vegita laughed. "You wanna bet? Me and my wife could beet you and your wife!" Goku was getting angry. "Let's go puny ass!" And then Vegita and Goku started at it. "My dad's gonna win," Gohan walked up behind Trunks. "You know, you would be right if he had all his little helpers, but my dad is stronger, he just doesn't get help from all of Goku's weak helpers," Trunks smiled. "Are you saying I'm weak?!" Gohan approached Trunks from the front. "You heard me, I didn't stutter." "Oh, that's it, Kamehameha!" Gohan screamed. "EEPP! Burning attack!" "GO BIG BROTHER!!" Both Bura and Goten said in unison. Then they both turned to each other with a dangerous expression on their faces. And with out a word they went at it. The four fights raged and the Sailor Scouts looked on in wonder. "Why does this really remind me of our battle with the four sisters?" Sailor V said. "Really." Sailor Mars agreed. * 'She's got the power' song comes in* All of the Sailors jerk their heads around in all different directions. "Where's?that?coming?from?" Sailor V said. As the sailors looked aimlessly for the origin of the theme music? Pan and Videl were watching the fights intently. "Go Trunks!!!" Pan yelled. *Shmak!!* "Traitor! Where does your loyalty lie!? You're not a member of this family any more!" "You can't do that to me!" Pan yelled. "Oh, yeah!?" And they went at it. "My daughter is so gonna beat her pansy-assed daughter." Mr. Satan gloated. "I don't know. Pan has Saiya-jin blood in her. She may very Well win." Master Roshi piped in. "Are you contradicting me?!!!" "Yeah!" And the two started circling each other. Piccolo attacks Kame. "Hey! What are you doing, Piccolo!?" "Everyone else is fighting I feel out of place!" "Stop!" *BASH* Piccolo lands a punch on Kame and he falls back. Piccolo too falls down, "OWWW!!! That's Not FAIR!!!" "We're the same person you retard!" Kame yelled. "I don't care!" Piccolo went in for another punch and again got knocked back. "This isn't fair!" he whined. Krillin was standing alone in the corner, trying to avoid getting hurt. "Hey Krillin, what are you doing here?" Choazou walked up to Krillin. "Same back to you, I was invited," Krillin said. "So was I! What did you think that they DIDN'T invite me?" Choazou was offended. "Well, I don't know..." Krillin shrugged, not caring much. Choazou on the other hand to this to offence. "Why you!" And Choazou attacked an un-expecting Krillin, which in one knock, practically rendered him helpless (like always on hit and he's down!). Then suddenly, out of the blue Tien and Yamcha went at it for no particular reason. (I guess it's just instinct.) On the other side of the room? "Go Goku! I've got five manga's ridding on you!" Sailor Moon cheered. "Come on Vegita! You've gotta win!" Sailor Mars shouted. "Goku is gonna win," Sailor Moon said bluntly. "Don't be so sure, Vegita is starting to gain the upper hand," Sailor Mars came back. "Oh yeah?!" Sailor Moon said. "I'll beet you just like he is going to beet him!" Mars shouted. And they too entered into battle. "Come on Trunks, you have to win you just have to!" Jupiter yelled. "Why do you want Trunks to win so badly?" Venus asked. "Because I wanna ask him on a date! He looks just like my old boyfriend Freddie, but he's cutter than Fred-- ?" Jupiter was cut off. "Lita, please spar me, everyone looks like "Freddie." I'm beginning to wonder if there even is a Freddie." Venus snapped. "There is to!" Jupiter screamed. "Yeah, you haven't had a boyfriend for years?" Venus said calmly. "Look who's talking!" Jupiter was extremely offended. "I have boyfriends!" Venus yelled. "That's it! Jupiter?THUNDER?CRASH!" And two more joined in battle. "They are so childish! Goodness gracious. They should be ashamed." Mercury said to no one in particular. "I think it is very good practice!" Luna said jumping onto a table. "No kidding. I haven't ever seen Serena this motivated!" Artimas spook up. "You two are so immature!" Mercury said. "Your younger than us!" Luna squealed. "But I'm more civilized..." "Yeah right!" Luna said jumping up and scratching Amy's face. "Aggg! Mercury...Bubbles...Blast!" And now even cats are in battle. Oblivious to all around her, Chibi Moon walked up to Saturn. "Ya know I'm starting to get taller than you..." "No your not! You are DEFFINATLY smaller than me!" Saturn yelled. "Gosh, I'm sorry I offended you so, with a comment on your height!" Chibi said sarcastically. "Oh shut up!" Saturn turned her back on Chibi. "You can't order me around!" Chibi screamed. "Wanna bet?" Saturn said. "Alright, LITTEL girl, lets go!" And I think you know what happened next... To add to all the fighting, the outers and the starlight's were at it again, for some unknown reason. So by now, Darien was about the only person in the whole room who WASN'T fighting madly. "Umm........................................................yeah...................................." Tuxedo Mask kinda said to himself, cause no one else had the time to listen. "OK! THAT'S IT! I'M PULLIN' THE PLUG! EVERYONE STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. Everyone turned and looked. "Can't we all just get along....?" He said in a longing, whinny voice. "He's right Kakorot, I Love you man!" Vegita said hugging Goku. "Your not getting my Miller Light." Goku grunted. "Damn!" Vegita said immediately letting go of Goku. By now half the battles were over. Bulma stood triumphantly over Chichi. Goku and Vegita were both still standing (barely), Master Roshi and Mr. Satan maxed each other out, Pan had beaten up her mother, Gohan beat the snot out of Trunks, Bura surprisingly beat Goten (with her lipstick I might add), Krillin barely beat Choazou, Yamcha and Tien just stopped without much damage, Kami and Piccolo were dead even, Sailor Moon beat Mars; mostly for her persistency and hatred towards Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter whipped the ditzy blonde, and Luna and Artimas fought valiantly, but are now temporary popsicles. "Hey why don't we pay spin the bottle?" Mina yelled out. "What?" Every one looked at Mina with weird faces. "Oh come on, then we won't be fighting and it's fun! With have an almost equal amount of guys and girls! Come on how 'bout it?" She said cheerfully. "OK's" came from around the room. Even Vegita agreed, trying to get a kiss from one of the girls, but wouldn't tell which one. Bulma smacked him. They all sat in a circle and Mina kicked off the game with the first spin. Who will it land on? Will she like them, or not? Who knows? Till next time! *Strange Voice pops up* "Next time on DBZ....everyone faces off in a game of spin the bottle! Who will kiss who, or will they kiss at all? Find out next time on Dragon...Ball...Z!" "Sailor Moon says! SEE YA!" "Umm...what was that?" Rei asked. "We haven't figured it out yet...only that it tells us what's going to happen soon." Bulma said. "Oh." "What ever!" To be continued... ************************************************************************************* Hey hope you liked it! Any comments? Send them to sailor_dragon97@hotmail.com. And I would like to thank for the wonderful idea of spin the bottle, thanx! See ya! ~Bunny~ ************************************************************************************* _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com