Author's Note:
       Hi all, I'd like to thank everybody out there who sent me email! You
are the ones that keep me writing this!! So, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
Also, read my other "crappy" story: Sailor Star, just for the kicks of
things.
Heh.. Okay, first things first.. Some things are fake in this story, okay.
So
don't sue me if you don't like down to earth type stuff.
Second thing is:Disclaimer- I don't own Sailor Moon so don't sue me!!!!!!!!
And please don't sue me about the Sammy Sosa thing either!!!!!
Okay, third thing is: Rated- PG/PG-13(u pick)
Fouth thing is: I LOVE MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!(You get the hint, don't you?)
Fifth thing is: AN means Author's Note, okay
                                                 Two Becoming One
      I will continue my plan to become closer to Mamo-chan now:

Step One: Body Language
Location: Tokyo Dance and Bar Lounge
Objective: Get My Man In The Groove
Date: Monday, 7/8/98(9:30 P.M.)

            Someday I'll have Mamo-chan under the bed with... Oh woops!
Didn't
see you guys there reading *my* thoughts there. I guess that's okay though,
cause I'm sharing them with you, that is, not my very *private* ones.
            "Mamo-chan! I going to be sick!" I yelled to the guy next to me.
"Oh god Usako, this is all my fault! Please forgive me baby!" He said to me,
rubbing my back. I bent my head between my legs and held my stomach. I never
was that good with liquor. Now you can tell. "It's not your fau-- Ahh!"
Okay,
well I do believe you know what I'm doing here so lets skip on ahead, okay?
           "Oh Serena, are you okay? You look whiter than a ghost!" Lita
asked
as I came out of the bathroom. I added as much blush as I could, but I still
looked as white as a bedsheet. "I guess you couldn't handle that stuff,
huh?"
Ken asked me as I slid into the booth next to them. Couldn't handle it? What
does he think I've been doing the last twenty minutes?! Playing Sailor V!?
"I
could handle it, just not this time." I said back to him. "Serena, you took
one sip of it. I don't believe you can handle it." Ken said. Well, I'll show
him! "Waiter! Give me a glass of Vodka, and make it snappy!" I yelled to the
waiter. Mamo-chan turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded
expression
on his face. "Are you crazy Usako?!? You don't have to prove anything to
Ken.
So you can't handle liquor, who cares? Not me! So lets--" "No Mamo-chan. I
*can* han--" "No you ca--" "Yes I c--" "No yo-" "Yes I CAN!!!!" I shouted
back
at him. Everybody there turned and stared at us. I just sat back down in the
booth and pulled a strand of hair out of my face. "I can Darien, so don't
think I can't." I saw him wince at that name and I knew I won this round.
Ding
ding! We have a winner! Serena Usagi Tsuniko wins the first round of getting
sick to her stomach! Yahoo!
             "Here ya are 'am." The waiter said, handing me a glass. I look
at
it for a while. Okay Mamo-chan, you can *now* take the glass away from me
and
make me not drink it. Please don't make me go through with this. Spending
the
whole night in the bathroom doesn't really turn anybody on. As if he read my
thought, my Mamo-chan took the glass and walked to the bathroom. When he
returned, it was empty. "Okay Serena, now that I've discarded the drink,
will
you mind dancing with me?" I winced at the name he called me. I saw him
smile,
and knew he was thinking the same thing I was. Darien Mamoru Chiba has won
the
next round! Tell him what he has won from behind door number one!
            Out on the floor, Mamo-chan and I were dancing away. I guess I
lost track of time because of what fun we were having. A slow song started
playing and Mamo-chan walked up to me, smiling. "May I have this dance
Usako?"
He asked me, handing me a beautiful rose. "Who else would I rather have it
with?" I said smiling back at him. He took my hand in his, which it fit
perfectly in, and he strolled me out onto the dance floor. I layed my head
on
his shoulder, yes *his* shoulder, and began to daydream that this was are
wedding dance.
          Feeling like I was heaven, I let out a sigh of relief. No youmas,
no
parents, no siblings to mess around with. Life was perfect. Yep, life was
perfect. Yet, nothing lasts forever.
         "Serena, come here, quickly!" Lita yelled from across the room. I
broke off from my little daydream and walked over to her, Mamo-chan right
behind me. "What is it Lita?" I asked her, a little pissed off. "Youma." Was
all she said. Of all nights!!! It couldn't be tomorrow, or the next day, but
tonight!! "Fine, lets go find a place where we can transform. Tell Ken he
better go on and just have another round, okay?" I ask Lita. She noddes and
heads off towards Ken. Grabbing Mamo-chan's hand, I said "Lets go love."
        The moonlight came straight down on me when I walked outside. I
spotted a corner behind the building and we ran over there.(AN: I'm going to
makeup most of this transformation stuff okay, cuz I haven't seen past when
Reenie came along, so don't get real pissed off) "Moon Eternal Power, Make-
up!!" I cried, and transformed into Eternal Sailor Moon, holding my rapier
in
the palm of my hand. I turned and saw Tuxedo Mask standing next to me.
       "It's freezing cold!" I cried out after transforming. "Here Uasko,
take
this." Tuxedo Mask said to me, handing his coat over. I put it on and
smelled
in it's heavenly scent. God it smelled wonderful.
        "Okay, Ken has passed out, so I doubt we have to worry about him
Sailor Moon." Came a voice from behind me. I turned around and saw all the
inner(AN:none of the outer senshis will be in this story, sorry) senshis
behind me. "Hi guys!" I said smiling at them. "Of course Sailor Moon gets a
coat, but not us. What are we suppose to do? Freeze are butts off?! Serena
doesn't even do anything, and she gets a coat. All she does is sit back and
watch *us* do all the work, but of course *she* gets a coat! It's not fair!"
Cried out Sailor Mars. "Haha, funny Mars. Okay Jupiter, where are these
youmas?" I ask her. "Well, I got strong vibes coming from where we just
were,
at the baseball stadium." "Okay, than lets go!" I said before we were
bouncing
off.

~At the stadium~

        Where are they?! I don't *see* any youmas! If there aren't any
youmas,
I'm going to be pissed off beyond imaginable. This is suppose to be my time
with Mamo-chan!!
        "There's the youma Sailor Moon. I know that's him." Whispered
Mercury
to me. I followed her finger to a man standing in the middle of the field.
It
was the one and only: Sammy Sosa. "What the hell? Sammy Sosa is a hero, not
a
monster! You must be wrong on this one Mercury." I whispered back to her.
All
she did was glare at me. Did I *say* wrong? I meant mix-upped! Yeah, I meant
mix-upped! I get mix-upped all the time, so I don't think Ami should be that
upset about it, but--Oh damnit! Me and my big mouth!
        "Look Sailor Moon." Venus said to me. I watched amazingly as Sammy
Sosa starting to change, taking the form of a youma. "Ohhhhhhh. So you were
right Ami. Heh, I knew you where all the time." I said to Mercury, patting
her
on the back. "Lets just go, okay?" She said to me. "Alright, lets get this
over with."
       We bounded down the field and I started our usual speech. "Stop right
there Sosa! I am Sailor Moon, and in the name of the Moon," "Mars!" "Venus!"
"Mercury!" "Jupiter!" "We will punish you!" We finished together. "Oh goody,
the children have come to play. We than, LETS PLAY!" I stared at him. "Play
what?" I asked. I heard several bodies hit the ground. "I was just kidding,
gosh! Can't even joke with you guys anymore! Okay Sosa, lets play ball!" Rei
got up and groaned. "He wasn't talking about baseball you idiot! He wants to
fight, kill, ripe us to shreds! That's what he means by 'Lets play'. God,
you
such a ditz." And what does she mean by that?!? I am not a ditz!!! That
little
pyro.... I'm going to kill her!
     Alright people, I'm not going to get into blood and guts here. All I'll
say is that we won.
     "We won, we won, we won!" I chanted. "And the crowds go wild! Ohh,
ahh!"
The other scouts and Tuxedo Mask just look at me with the biggest sweatdrops
on their foreheads. "Um, Sailor Moon, lets go on home. I have to read
another
five chapters in my book if I want to get ahead." Ami told me. "Hah! Get
ahead
by like fifty chapters!" I mocked back at her. "Yeah, well atleast she's
ahead. All I can say about you ditz is that your probably fifty chapters
behind." Came Rei's voice. "Oh shut up pyro!" I growled back at her. "Make
me
meatball head." Mina just groaned. "Not another tounge war you guys! Can we
just *please* go home?" "Fine, fine! Lets go on home." I said to them all.
      "Mamo-chan, can I tell you something?" I asked him as we walked up my
frontdoor steps. "Anything Usako." He said back to me. Alright, lets see,
should I say: I'm horny for you. No no, that wouldn't work at all. Probably
scare him off and I'll never ever see him again. How about: I want you *so*
bad. Nahh, that wouldn't work either. Um, I got it! "I love you." I said to
him, hoping he would interupret as: I *want to make* love to you. It didn't
work. "I love you to Usako. I'll see you tomorrow okay?" "Okay." I said back
to him, half dissapointed. He kissed me on my cheeck and walked away
whistling. I even forgot to give him his coat back. Wait a minute! That
means
one out of two things: I'll have take it to his apartment and maybe we'll
get
around to doing things or *he* wants me to have to take it to his apartment
so
we maybe get around to doing things. Either way, it works for me! I'd better
go get some sleep, I may be up quite a long time tomorrow.

Okay, that's it for now! Thanks to everybody who emailed me, God bless you
all!!
Allison /\_~