I claim no ownership to Sailor Moon. None whatso ever. It belongs to the goddess, Naoko Takeuchi, adn I can only wane in envy, or how ever you say that, and wish the awesome anime/manga was mine....hee hee. Okay, thanks a bunch to everyone! Seeya, ChibiMercury A Sailor Moon Dialogue, a Second. Scene: Masked Maiden sitting on a throne with her sceptre in a palace full of roses. MM: I am the BEST almighty Masked Maiden around, the best in the whole entire Universe! And I'll have the best boyfriend in the whole world! Because I am the BEST almighty Masked Maiden around! ha ha ha ha ha! Usagi, walking up a few hours after her Tahiti expedition: Ha ha, I have Mamoru, and he's the best boyfriend in the whole world, so you're only second best! Don't you love Mamo's eyes?.... Oh Mamo... MM: What do you mean?! Mamoru will be mine! Then I'll have the best boyfriend in the world, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, the world is mine!!! DIE, USAGI!! DIE!!! Because I want Mamo-chan. Beside's, we're a much better couple than you and Mamo! Nah! ____sticks out tongue____ Usagi: You wish, you poor excuse for a villian, MOON CRYSTAL POWER< MAKE UP!!!!!!! I will disinigrate you in the name of the moon!! Usagi transforms in a brilliant light, and moments later, MM shivers slightly in awe at the sight of the legendary hero, SAILOR MOON! MM: Villian?! What the hel* are you talking about?! I'm no villian, I'm the _good guy_! Ha ha, my Sceptre will easily defeat you! Because I am the BEST almighty Masked Maiden around! SM: You wish, no one can defeat moon power! Ha ha, Take this! Sailor Moon kicks MM from her throne with an evil laugh as MM regains footing, fondling with the large head-bashing sceptre in her hands. MM: I knew you were the bad guy, cough cough. But have no fear, I shall vanquish you, if not for my sake, but, cough, Mamo's. The world shall be rid of evil like you, Usagi. cough, cough, I shall personally see to that. SM: DIE, EVIL MAMO STEALER!!! DIE! NO ONE STEALS MY BOYFRIEND! I AM THE BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE!! RIGHTER OF WRONGS! MM: Yeah right, and the day you defeat me is the day you pass a test! MM snickers with a knowing smile: Wasn't the best score you ever earned on a test a 37?! Or wait, maybe the highest was a 57. Either way, it was way low. I mean, you even flunked KINDERGARDEN!!! Oh my gosh, I mean, that's the lowest any one could go. I bet even a jar of mayonaise has a higher IQ than you! SM: WAH!!! Then I'll _NEVER_ DEFEAT YOU!!! You're so MEEEEEEAn, Masked Maiden! MM, smiling: Exactly. Okay, now hand over Mamo before you get hurt. SM: NO WAY! Moon Power never gives up!! MM: Oh yeah?! _____Bonks SM on the head with sceptre_____ SM: Okay, sniff sniff, I surrender. MM: Like I said, I have the best boyfriend in the whole universe! HA HA, I beat you, Usagi! (though that was no difficult task. I always wondered what was wrong with those NegaCreeps, I mean, they're suppossedly the strongest in the Universe, and Usagi can beat them, gosh that is just LAME!) MM beckons towards Mamoru: Come on, Lover boy, you belong to the BEST almighty Masked Maiden around now! Mamoru: Who are you?! I thought Rabbit of the Moon was my girlfriend! MM: I'm a tahiti chick! And you're my awesome boyfriend! Get it?! Hee hee, I love you Mamo! Mamo: Ah, Tahiti Chicks, I love you girls, your so beaaaaautiful!! MM: Thanks, now I'll give you an extra helping of dessert for that compliment! Mamo: Extra........ Dessert?! COOL! Oh yeah, you have, uh, nice eyes, too...?! MM: Sorry, only one extra helping of dessert per day. Don't push your luck. Mamoru: Aw, darn! Oh well, you're still cute anyways. MM: Oh, Mamo, you're just tooo kind! Mamo: Well, I, uh, try? Right? MM smiles sweetly: Hey, wanna go to Fazolis? I'll buy you a cheese cake if you pay the whole bill! Mamo: You'll buy a whole Cheesecake for me?! If I just pay the whole bill! COOL! MM: Such a cute guy, too bad he's so spacey.... Oh well, I am the BEST almighty Masked Maiden around, and he's my boyfriend. Ha, life is wonderful. CM: HEY?! What are you doing here?! This is MY hang out restaurant place! Mamo: Oh, isn't that that scary girl, um, Mercury's daughter? You know, the one who made Rei think she was a duck, and Minako got drunk because of her. And didn't Makoto run off to outer space with Sojr because of ChibiMercury? MM: Yup, just don't tell CM that.... CM: TOO LATE! I ALREADY HEARD!! Begone with you, evil, woeful, MAMO-CHAN! In the name of Mercury, TIDAL WAVES CRASH!!!!! Mamoru: WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, HELP ME, TAHITI CHICK!! Mamoru slowly dissolves into another part of the figment of ChibiMercury's imagination. MM: NO, DON'T!! That's my boyfriend you're messing with there, CM! CM: Hmph, he thinks poorly of me, so I got rid of him! _____sticks out tongue_____ MM: Now look here, I'm older than you, almost two whole years. And I am the BEST almighty Masked Maiden around! You'll pay for hurting my boyfriend! I beat Usagi up for him!! CM: Ha, like __That's__ hard to do. MM advances with a sinister grin towards CM, sniffed too much Spray Paint, I suppose! (hee hee, sorry, MM.) CM: NO! Think, CM, think. MM, go away, away, away. CM furrows brows in concentration, and suddenly MM disappears. CM: Ha ha, Hey Bread Stick, you can come out now, MM and Mamo are gone! I sent them to Italy!!! BS in his raspy whispering voice: I'm not hiding from them, ChibiMercury, I was hiding from you!! CM: Oh, O--- -- Hey?! What do you mean by that wise crack?! BS in his raspy whispering voice: I'm just thankful the hotsauce bottle is empty! CM: BUT THE VINEGAR'S NOT!! BS shuts up and hides in the corner under the table beyond ChibiMercury's feeble imagination. CM: Drat. Minako swaggers up after another drunk expedition. Minako: I only had 5 Martini's today! And so you must leave. Rei and I are suposed to be here. It's a SM dialogue! Rei: Quaaaack, quacks quetter! Minako: You never did fully recover from that duck incident, did you? Rei: Quoy, Quot Quite. Minako: Ah, so Ami's Scientific Brain Molecule Unscrambler thingy didn't work?! HA HA< LITTLE GENIUS GIRL LOST!!! HA HA! Rei: Quo? Minako: Well, Ami's supposedly the smartest kid in the universe, right? Hey, I'm fixing myself a Martini, care for one? Rei: Qure, Quand Qua, Quami Quis Qu Quartest Quone Quof Quall! (sure, and Yea, Ami is the smartest one of all!) Minako: Yea, just what I thought, but look, her little tool thingy didn't work. Rei:................... Minako: Sluuuuuuurp!............. Rei:Slurrrrrrrrrrrrp!................... Minako: ....................... Rei:................... Minako: Hey, are we suposed to be doing something? Rei: Quay?! Seconds tick away to minutes, to hours, to days, to weeks, to months, to years, to decades, to centuries, to milleniums.... Minako: You know, Rei, I'm sure we're supposed to be doing something! Rei: QUAY! Qey, hey, Hey! I can talk Quright, drat, well, almost Quright again! Minako: HEH?! Did you say something?! My hearing aid's broken again, SPEAK UP!! HEY! HEY? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? SPEAK UP, SO I CAN HEAR YOU. EH? EH? HEY, WHAT'D YOU SAY? SPEAK UP! Rei: Hey, guess what?! This is my turn to be cool and nifty! ChibiMercury: Yup, and I have granted you a power! Minako: Hey? Eh? SPEAK UP?! IS SOMEONE THERE? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?! Rei: Where'd you come from? ChibiMercury: Well, this is my head that we're in, aren't we? Rei: Yeah, I guess, so any ways, what's my cool and nifty power? CM: Um, I haven't quite thought it up yet! Rei: Oh.................... CM: Well, you can do one thing, any thing you want, and that's your power! Rei: QUOOL!! Okay, I want, um, hey~! Rei snaps her fingers. Rei: Qui want to be able to make quiyself "Invistible" whenever Qui want!~ CM: Oh. Okay. Rei begins going "Invistible" and "Vistible" over and over again: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't! MM: That's nice and all, but I want this dialogue to focus around ME~! Rei: Too bad, you little dip, I'm the cool one now! Me, me, me, me! Haha, I can do anything! MM is a loser! A whimp, a couch potato, who watches WFRR too much! he hee! MM: Why you little! YARG!! Masked Maiden lunges at Rei in wild fury. Rei: Ha, ha, now you see me-- Rei goes invistible. Rei: --Now you don't! MM runs into a wall in which Rei had been standing in front of. MM: Ouch, I hurt myself.... phew...la la la, look at all the pretty pixies! hee hee..... MM falls into a state of unconsciousness. Rei goes Vistible. Rei: --Now you see me. Hey, MM, what happened to yooooooou?! MM: ,,,,,Pretty Pixies, weeeeee, he hee.... Rei: Uh oh, I think MM had a little Axe-see-dent, heh, heh. Makoto: Yup, she looks like she'll be out of it for a while. Rei: OH NO! What'll we do 'til then? Makoto: Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to see Sojr. He's so dreamy.... Rei: Oh, that's right, you went off with Sojr. You went to Outer Space and Beyond, didn't you? Makoto: Yea, and you have no idea how dreamy that guy can be, under the stars, and the many moons of Jupiter.... oooooh... Rei: EW! That sounds disgusting! Makoto jumps into the air and is carried off into Outer Space and Beyond by little blue wind tomatoes. Soon she comes upon a little metal ship with the title painted on it in lime green, it reads, "SOJR'S SHIP!" Makoto: Ah, finally, we're here! Sojr: Greetings, Makoto, I am Sojr! ^_^ Makoto: Sojr? What's wrong, are you sick? Sojr: Greetings, Makoto, I am Sojr! Makoto: What? Sojr?! SOJR!! OH NO!! PLEASE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE HARUKA!!! Sojr: Greetings, Makoto, I am Sojr. Makoto: Fine, dork, we'll play it your way; Greetings, Sojr, I am Makoto. Sojr: Greetings, Makoto, I am Sojr. Makoto: Greetings, Sojr, I am Makoto. Sojr: Greetings, Makoto, I am Sojr. Makoto: Greetings, Sojr, I am Makoto. Sojr: Greetings, Makoto, I am Sojr. Makoto: Greetings, Sojr, I am Makoto. Sojr: Greetings, Makoto, I am Sojr. Makoto: Greetings, Sojr, I am Makoto. Sojr: Greetings, Makoto, I am Sojr. Makoto: Gree--- AH! I can't do this anymore! It's too mind racking! Hi- ya~~!!!!!! Makoto kicks Sojr against the wall. Sojr gets up and sets his ray gun on 'deep fry' and shoots at Makoto. Makoto dodges the rays. Sojr gets angry. Makoto laughs and launches her Supreme Thunder Attack on the alien. Sojr falls into state of unconsciousness. Makoto laughs with a victorious, movie star smile, winks, and gives a thumbs up. Haruka: Whoa! You defeated him, Sailor Moon. Makoto: I'm not Sailor Moon, you idiot! Haruka: Oh, you're not. That was silly of me. Such a dolt, I am. Michiru: Oh, come on, Love, don't treat yourself that way. You don't deserve to put yourself down. Haruka: YES I DO!! WAH!!!!!!!!!! I AM SUCH AN IDIOT!!! Michiru: She's never been quite right since the accident..... Haruka: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Makoto: Don't worry, Haruka, it's okay, you don't have to put down your self- esteem, that's what your friends are for! Haruka: Oh?! WoW! That makes me feel lots better! Makoto smiles with evil intent. Ami: Hey, CM, if Rei is the one with powers in this episode, why am I pulling stuff out of my shoes now? CM: Uh....... Setsuna: Look, I don't think anyone wants to read about how you pull items out of your 'stankin' shoes! Hotaru: Hai, she's correct. Besides, the smell might give me a headache. Ami: No one ever got a headache from my loafers! What are you talking about? Setsuna: Ami, I can smell those dirty things on your feet a mile away! Hotaru: Yes, and I was sick for a week after we went barefoot through the park. The smell of your stinky feet gave me a fever of 105!! Ami: Hmph, I don't have to listen to you! Look, I pulled ChibiUsa out of my shoe! Hotaru: I always wondered why you smelled so bad, Chiisa! Setsuna: Hai, why have you been living in that filthy smurf's shoe, any ways? Ami: I'm NOT a smurf! Smurfs are GREEN!! Hotaru: Well, you look pretty sickly and green to me! Ami: WAH!! You people are so techinally difficult! I need someone to hit!! Rei, come over here!! Rei: Yea? Ami: I need someone to hit. You've been chosen. Stand still so I can beat the crap out of you. Rei: Now you see me-- Rei goes invistible. Rei: --Now you don't! Ami whacks at the air. Ami: Oh well, I'll still get you, evil, woeful beast! MERCURY STAR POWER, MAKE UP!!!!! Ami transforms into the best Sailor Senshi of all, Sailor Mercury!!! Rei: Well, you still can't see me, idiot. I'm invistible!! Ha ha, the little smart girl just keeps messing up!!! Ami turns on VR Visor: Ha ha, you forget of my IQ of 300, do you not?? Rei: Uh oh!! Ami: My visor says you are right-- Ami kicks at the air in front of her: MERCURY ICE BUBBLES BLAST!! Rei suddenly goes Vistible, groaning and clutching her stomache in heated pain. Ami: haaa, I feel much better, now that I have kicked the crap out of someone. Rei falls into state of unconsciousness. ChibiUsa: WAH! You're right, Hotaru, I am all smelly from Ami's shoes! Hotaru: It's no big deal, Chiisa, it's not like you had a choice. We all know how Ami forced you into it! Setsuna: Yea, besides, we have some really good shampoo that I collected from one of my friends in Greece back in the BC's! MM: HEY! I'm awake now! Everyone: OH NO! All other characters run and hide. MM: Ha, ha, that's sooooo funny. Come out, you guys, I'm bored. BS in his raspy whispering voice: We're not hiding from you, MM, and if I were you, I'd hide, too! MM: .............................. BS: THERE'S A MONSTER BEHIND YOU!!!!!! MM: NANI?!! MM turns around to see a big, green tomato advancing towards her! MM: AHHH!!!!!! MM runs and hides. Mamo: Hey, get off me, you're squishing my tongue! MM: EW!!! This is gross!! Tomato: Come out, little red peppers, I'm hungry for purple balloons! Haruka: Well, Mr.Tomato, sir, if you please, do you like Green Balloons? Tomato: Green? Well, sure, I guess... Haruka: NiFTY! Michiru: Now, Love, that is just plain horrid! Haruka, shrugging: So? Haruka grabs Sojr, Ujre, Ajkra, Queen Eoja, King Eoji, and all other 'J' aliens and tosses them in Tomatoes Mouth. Tomato: Hhhm, good. But they were a little too airy.... The End. CM: NOT YET!! MM: YEA!! I wasn't the star of the dialogue as much as I wanted, so I get the last words. I am, after all, the BEST almighty Masked Maiden around!!!! Mamo: Hm, this is one goooooood cheesecake! MM: You're still eating that thing?? Mamo, dropping fork in stupid innocence: Yes, why? Am I not suposed to be? ::::Knock, knock, knock!:::: MM: Yea? Who's there? Guinea Pig: I will grant you three wishes, I am a M A G I C pig. MM: Magic??!! Cool! CM: Ha ha, I get the first wish cause I'm selfish and greedy!! I wish it rained Mashed Potatoes!!! The Guinea Pig winked his left eye, did a somersault in midair and landed on his magic flying tablecloth: Your wish has been granted! It begins snowing Mashed Potatoes. CM runs out in an estatic state and begins making Mashed Potato angels outside. MM: Cool!! I wish that...... I wish that....... I wish for Mamo to be a good boyfriend. Not all spacey and junk! The guinea Pig winked his left eye, did a somersault in midair and landed on his magic flying tablecloth: Your wish has been granted! MM: YEAH!!!!!! Mamo: Hey, Masked Maiden of mine, beautiful creature of Earth, will you be my girlfriend? Mamo hands MM a rose. MM: Of course!!! Yippee!! Thanks, Guinea Pig!!! CM: All right, I'm going to be selfish, I wish for the last wish that all the Pink bunnies came and danced on the Earth as one of us~ The Guiena Pig winked his left eye, did a somersault in midair, and landed on his magic flying tablecloth: Your wish has been granted. MM: Oh, Mamo. I'm so happy!!! Mamo: Anything for you! (rolls tongue and does that 'rrrrrr' growl thingy and hands MM another rose) MM: hee hee!.... CM: Bow to the bunnies if you value your lives!! Bow to them, bow to them! Otherwise theyll take me to the goblins and they'll eat me again! CM begins bowing to bunnies who dance in Mashed Potatoes. CM: Tis the season to be greedie, la la la la la la la la la, MM: Time to be with your great boyfriend, fa la la la la la la la la, Mamo: Time to give your girlfriend roses! la la la la la la la la la! CM: Time to dance and bow to pink bunnies, la la la la la la la la la, MM: Time for this gay song to end, la la la la la la la la al. Cm: And My German teacher looks like a chipmunk!!! hee hee!! Mamo: That was a gay song. And so I'll have to take Ms Masked Maiden to my apartment where we can be alone in comfort.... MM: YEA!!!! CM: Uh, the end. MM: T-h-e- E-n-d!! hee hee!!! I am the BEST almighty Masked Maiden around!!!! Yahoo!!