CWF Unforgiven (Pay Per View) RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com or gknight4@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You already KNOW this one. ________________________________________________________________________ ________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Serena Sommers Michael Cole Kevin Kelly Terry Taylor The New Guy Lucas (from WWF.com) RING ANNOUNCER: Tony Chimel PLACE: Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York ________________________________________________________________________ ________________ The graphic for CWF Unforgiven starts. ANN.: And now, Chef Boyardee presents CWF Unforgiven, LIVE!!! The cameras then get the jacked fans from the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York. They get a LOT of the signs, and now the commentators start their jobs. JR: THIS PLACE IS FILLED TO THE RAFTERS, AND WE ARE READY TO GO TO THE LIMIT!! WELCOME TO THE PEPSI ARENA IN ALBANY, NEW YORK!! WELCOME TO CWF UNFORGIVEN!!! AND TONIGHT, ONE OF THE MOST HEATED RIVALRIES YET IN THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION WILL BE SETTLED TONIGHT!! HELLO EVERYONE, I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, AND KING, TONIGHT, WE DON'T REALLY KNOW IF THE RIVARY BETWEEN TRIPLE H AND QUEEN BERYL WILL BE SETTLED TONIGHT, BUT IT DAMN WELL REACHES ITS CLIMAX HERE TONIGHT!! KING: Ain't THAT the truth, JR!! We have seen Beryl go off of a damn HELL IN A CELL, 50 feet off of the ground into a TABLE, and she got hit by a CINDER BLOCK!!! But I have to BELIEVE that Triple H is READY for this match!! He SMELLS it!!! He WANTS it, and he can TASTE IT!! It may just be HIS time!! The Undertaker's music starts. JR: But right now, we are ready to figure out who the CWF Champion will FACE at our next Pay-Per-View, which will be Judgement Day, coming this October, and this rivalry started back at Wrestlemania, where it was the Undertaker vs. Tuxedo Mask, and we had thought that Prince Diamond was a part of the Corperate Minstry, but I guess that faction broke up now!! KING: Yeah, and then, last Thursday on SMACK DOWN, the Undertaker sent the Big Show AFTER Diamond, and we saw the end result of THAT!! But I am sure that the Undertaker can get the job done here!! If anyone can finally end Diamond's wrath, then it's the Undertaker!! JR: If you didn't see Wrestlemania, our last Pay Per View, get ready for a hell of a ride!! Diamond's music starts playing. JR: Here comes the other contender, Prince Diamond, and we all know the story that has brought him to the dance here at Unforgiven, as well as all of the other matches that we have for you tonight!! This match is also to decide the number one contender for the CWF Title at our next Pay-Per-View, which is No Mercy, more info on that a little LATER, but we are ready now for Prince Diamond vs. the Undertaker, and this is not gonna be a walk in the park, ladies and gentlemen!! And here we go now!! Prince Diamond vs. the undertaker for the number 1 contender's spot at No Mercy!! Locked up now, and now an irish whip by the Undertaker, and...A SWINGING NECK BREAKER by Diamond, but the Undertaker got right back up!! KING: RIGHT!!! We will ALSO probably see a brand new CWF Champion after tonight, JR!! One of these two may face Triple H at No Mercy!! JR: Personally, I don't want that happening, but in any event, Undertaker now, with shots to the throat of Diamond, and now to the far corner, and now an irish whip to the NEAR corner, and a hell of an impact, and now the Undertaker, COMING IN, and a HELL of a closeline that time!! Now the Undertaker, with an arm bar and now to the top turnbuckle, and now WALKING THE ROPES LIKE A TIGHTROPE WALKER, AND...DOWN HE COMES ON THAT ARM OF DIAMONDS, AND NOWQ A QUICK COVER, AND A KICKOUT THAT TIME!! I THINK THE UNDERTAKER, AS TOUGH AS HE IS, WILL HAVE TO DO MORE THAN THAT TO WIN THIS MATCHUP!! KING: But the Undertaker is VERY tough!!! He will be the one to beat at No Mercy!! JR: I wouldn't doubt THAT all too soon, but Diamond has a shot if he can get back into it here!! Undertaker now, with Diamond, and a body slam, and now...A RAKE OF THE EYES, COME ON NOW!! KING: HA HA HA!!! I TOLD YOU!! THE UNDERTAKER WANTS THAT CHANCE AT THE TITLE!! AND HE MAY DO IT, TOO!! JR: A cheap tactic that time by the Man from the Dark Side!! Now back to the ropes, and...A FLYING CLOSELINE, and that may be all right there.....2......A KICKOUT that time by Diamond, and now the Undertaker getting a little fustrated here!! This match is to determine who the CWF Champion will face at No Mercy, which will be in Charlotte, North Caolina!! The Undertaker back on his own two feet, and now...WAIT A MINUTE!!! Diamond is fighting back with all of the stregth he has, and now to the ropes...AND A BOOT TO THE FACE THAT BROUGHT THE UNDERTAKER RIGHT BACK ON TOP HERE!! KING: SEE, JR, I TOLD YOU!! THE UNDERTAKER MAY JUST GO TO NO MERCY!! JR: And now the Undertkaer, getting Diamond back up, and now....A CHOKESLAM COMING UP, BUT DIAMOND IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT, AND NOW HE'S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK AGAIN, and now back to the ropes, and...A SWINGING NECK BREAKER BY DIAMOND, AND NOW IT'S DIAMOND'S TURN TO CAPALIZE ON THE MOMENT HERE!!! KING: OH NO!! JR: AND NOW DIAMOND, WITH THE UNDERTAKER, AND A SHOT TO THE STERNEM!! AND NOW TO THE ROPES, AND....OHHH MY GOD!!! RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE THERE!!! THE UNDERTAKER WILL BE SINGING SORPRANO FOR A WHILE!! KING: DISQUALIFY HIM, REF!! WHAT'S WRONG, YOU HAVE BOTH CONTACT LENSES IN THE SAME EYE!! JR: Now a cover, a count, and ALMOST three that time!!! Diamond was just about to head into No Mercy the number 1 contender!! Now Diamond, and now Undertaker, with an irish whip, and now.....INTO THE REFEREE!!! UNINTENIONALY, DIAMOND RAN INTO THE REF, AND HE IS OUT HERE, AND NOW DIAMOND, WITH THE.......DIAMOND SWIRL!!! AS SPINNING DRIVER MOVE!!! AND NOW DIAMOND IS COVERING, BUT THERE IS NO REF....UH OH!!! HERE COMES THE BIG SHOW!! KING: YES!!! YESSSSS!!!! JR: And now the Big Show, coming into the ring, Diamond sees him, but...NOT IN TIME!! DIAMOND, GOING FOR THE RIDE....CHOKESLAM FROM HELL!!! AND NOW HE SPLITS, AND THE UNDERTAKER, GETING BACK UP, AND THE BIG SHOW IS REVIVING THE REFEREE!!! NO, NO, NO!!! THE UNDERTAKER HAS DIAMOND FOR THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, AND....DOWN HE COMES!! THE REF DIDN'T SEE A DAMN THING, AND.........1..........2.........3!!!! A WINNER HERE!! CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, THE UNDERTAKER!! JR: WELL, I DON'T AGREE WITH THE WAY HE DID IT, BUT NOW HE'S THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER FOR THE TITLE AT NO MERCY FROM CHARLOTTE!! But the question is, WHO WILL HE BE FACING?!!! KING: I don't know, but I DO know what's coming up NEXT!! We may see an eyebrow or a set of hair shaved off!! JR: Yes, that's right, King!! It's the Rock and Ash Kethum!!! And now Michael Cole is standing by with the Rock!! Switch to Michael Cole with the Rock in the back!! COLE: Rock, tonight, Ash Kethum is your opponent, and I have to believe that it's not gonna be PRETTY here TONIGHT!! ROCK: [mocking Cole] "It's not gonna be pretty tonight!!!" Hey, Michael Cole, the Rock says, how do YOU feel about the match!! COLE: Well, I.... ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU FEEL!!! THE ROCK SAY THAT ASH, YOU BRING YOUR ROODY POO CANDY ASS INTO THE ARENA, AND THE ROCK WILL PROCEED TO CHECK YOU DIRECTLY INTO THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL, AND THEN, ONCE HE IS DONE DOING THAT, HE WILL TAKE THAT RAZOR, SHAVE ALL OF THAT UGLY ASS HAIR OFF OF YOUR HEAD, TURN THAT RAZOR SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS, IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.......WHAT THE ROCK.... CROWD: IS COOKIN'!! ROCK:................................................................... .......IS COOKIN'!! [he walks off] Back to ringside. JR: We have Serena with the Undertaker!! Serena, take it away!! Switch to Serena with the Undertaker. SERENA: Undertaker, you have won a spot for the Title at No Mercy, but it might not be such a smooth ride as it was TONIGHT against either Triple H or Queen Beryl!! UNDERTAKER: Serena.... SERENA: You don't have to say it to me...I've lost all my interview privlages!!! Be gone, and STAY GONE!!! [she gives the mike to the 'Taker, and takes off] UNDERTAKER: Tonight, I PROVED that beyond a shadow of a DOUBT that there is NO ONE that will stand in MY way!!!! Not that LOSER Prince Diamond, not a HAS BEEN like Triple H, and ESPECIALLY not that SLUT Queen Beryl!!! I WILL become the NEXT CWF Champion at No Mercy, no matter WHO it is that I will have to face!!! They will come face to face with their maker, and the Lord of Darkness!! They come back to ringside, and Ash's music starts up. JR: Well, the Undertaker proved that he WANTS that title shot!! KING: JR, I STILL can't get over that the Undertaker did THAT to Serena like he's done to Michal Cole in the past!! JR: That WAS kinda RUDE, though!! She's just trying to do her damn JOB, for God sakes!! KING: Are you KIDDING, JR?!! That was GREAT!! JR: Well, I don't AGREE with THAT, but in ANY event, Ash is coming out here, and he is ready for the Hair vs. Eyebrow match!! The rules are simple!!! If Ash wins, then he gets to shave the "People's Eyebrow" clean off of the Rock!!! But if the ROCK wins this match, then he will have the HONOR to shave Ash's head completly BALD!!! Ladies and gentlemen, this all started back at Wrestlemania, where the Rock cost Ash the match in his handicap match vs. Team Rocket when he came out and delivered the Rock Bottom, followed by the People's Elbow on Ash, King!! KING: You ain't KIDDING, JR!! That will be the BIGGEST mistake of the Rock's LIFE!!! BG: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?!!!! [the Rock's music plays, and he comes out] JR: And here we go!! The Rock is coming out here, and he means business here tonight, because it either that he wins, or it's no more People Eyebrow for the Rock!! KING: That's RIGHT!! And that thing IS gonna come COMPLETLY off, JR!!! JR: Well, I think the Rock may have his work cut out for him, because look who's surrounding the ring!! Misty and Brock, and God KNOWS what THOSE two will be capable of here TONIGHT in Albany, New York!!! And now the match is underway, as the bell sounds!!! The Rock starts right away, hammering away on Ash, and now to the far turnbuckle, and now, to the middle turnbuckle!!! And shots to the head, as the fans count him on!! CROWD: 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!!! KING: Oh NO!!! JR: And now the Rock scooping him up and a bodyslam there and now....A LEG DROP BY THE ROCK, and now going for the quick pin!!! 2, and a kickout!! Rock, trying to end it in a hurry here tonight in Albany!! KING: I would THINK that the Rock saw the Undettaker TRY that with NO luck!! JR: Well, your right in the fact that it takes more than that to win a match here in the CWF!!! The Rock now, whips Ash to the far side, and ducks underneath a closeline, to the near side, and...A FLYING CLOSELINE BY ASH THAT ALMOST TOOK THE ROCK'S HEAD CLEAN OFF!! KING: HE MAY NOT EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANY EYEBROWS IF HE KEEPS THAT UP, JR!! JR: The Rock is down, and now Ash quickly to the rear chin lock on the Rock!! Man, Ash has gotton a changed attitude since he lost that handicap match at Wrestlemania, which I think was because he WANTED to change!! KING: NO NO NO, JR!!! He was trying to get Team Rocket out of the CWF because they were "villians", and the Rock RUINED that chance for him!! He HAD to change, plus he's ANGRY!!! JR: And SPEAKING of Team Rocket, they're part of that HUGE Triple threat Tag Team title match, and another rule that was added just before we went on the air for THAT match, as Ash now, to the far side, and...A HURRICURANA by the quick as lighting 10 year old!!! Another rule that was added was that you cannot tag PARTNER of a team who has someone ALREADY IN during the match!! KING: So, you mean Bradshaw can't be in at the same time as FARROQQ!! JR: RIGHT!!! That will be a WAR!!! I'm wondering how one referee is gonna be able to CONTROL that match!! KING: Simple!!! He DOESN'T!!! JR: Ash, backs the Rock into the corner in front of us, and now kicks to the sternem of the Rock!! and now the ref, getting Ash off of the Rock, and.....OH NO!!! MISTY JUST HIT THE ROCK!!! A CHEAP SHOT WHILE THE REFEREE WAS DISTRACTED BY ASH!!! MY GOD!!! KING: HA HA HA!!! SEE, ASH IS SMART!! HE KNOWS WHEN AND WHERE TO STRIKE!! JR: If the ref SAW it, though, it would've been a totally DIFFERENT story!! Ash now, into the CORNER with a HUGE knee to the face of the Rock!! Now Ash, getting his advesary back up here!! An irish whip to the far side, and...A LUNGING KNEE to the face AGAIN of the Rock!! The Rock needs to get back into this if he wants to win the matchup, and now...uh oh, a piledriver coming up, and...ASH DELIVERS with a HELL of a piledriver on someone TWICE his SIZE!! 1.........2.........and ALMOST a count of three!!! The Rock BARLY keeps his eyebrow intact!! KING: How could he kick out after that PILEDRIVER, JR!!! JR: I have no idea, and Ash is gonna try again for a pile....NO, A REVERSAL FROM THE ROCK, INTO A BACK BODYDROP, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THE ROCK NEEDED THERE, AND NOW THE ROCK IS GETTING BACK INTO IT, GETTING ASH BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR SIDE, AND NOW A SPINNING NECK BREAKER BY THE ROCK!! ASH IS AGAIN BACK TO HIS FEET COURTESY OF THE ROCK!!!! AND NOW BACK TO THE ROPES, AND.....OH YEAH!!! ROCK BOTTOM TIME, AND THE ROCK, PLANTED ASH WITH THAT ROCK BOTTOM, AND NOW MISTY COMES IN, AND...OH MY!! SHE GOT CAUGHT BY THE ROCK, AND SHE IS TAKEN FOR THE RIDE!!! AND NOW BROCK...GET THE SAME TREATMENT AS THE OTHER TWO...ROCK BOTTOM, AND NOW THE ROCK IS READY FOR THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!! KING: OH NO!!! JR: THE ROCK, COMING OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, AND....PLANTED IT!!!! 1.......2........3!!!! THE ROCK IS THE WINNER!! CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU WINNER OF THE MATCH, THE ROCK!! JR: AND NOW THE ROCK IS ASKING FOR THE RAZOR!!! HE IS READY TO SHAVE ASH'S HAIR......WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THE HELL?!!! HE.....OH MY, HE HAD A CAMERA, AND KNOCKED THE ROCK SENSELESS WITH THAT PHOTOGRAPHIC CAMERA!! KING: I'M BELIEVING THAT'S...!! JR: TODD!!! HE'S JUST SAVED ASH'S HAIR HERE, AND THE FANS ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED ABOUT THIS OUTCOME, AS MISTY AND BROCK ARE CARRING ASH'S BODY OUT OF THE RING, BUT THE ROCK IS PO'ED ABOUT ALL OF THIS!!! KING: I AM SURE THAT THE ROCK WILL FIND SOME WAY TO GET TO ASH!! JR: Well, coming up next is gonna be a slobberknocker and a half, ladies and gentlemen!! Sailor Mercury vs. Al Snow for the Hardcore Title!!! And if anyone remembers what happened during Wrestlemania, and how Mercury won the Hardcore Title there, you will know that she deserves it, King!! KING: You're not kidding!! Almost three stories down of the very top of the Titantron, JR!! I couldn't BELIEVE it!! JR: Well, we are ready for it!!! BG: WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!!! Al Snow comes to the ring ...WITHOUT PEPPER!! JR: Anyone who saw WWF Smack Down on UPN a couple of weeks ago saw EXACTLY why Al Snow doesn't have Pepper anymore!! The Bossman COOKED PEPPER!!! KING: And ever SINCE then, Al Snow, the IDIOT that he IS, has been going on this RAMPAGE as of late, but I don't know about THIS match!!! Al Snow has some MAJOR background in Hardcore Matches, and I KNOW that Amy is a few beers short of a SIX PACK!! JR: Well, Amy, aka Sailor Mercury, has taken MANY risks in Hardcore Matches!! [Mercury's music starts to play] And Mercury and Snow are ready to go at it!! This is for the Hardcore Title, ladies and gentlemen, and this is gonna turn ugly in a hurry!! And HERE WE GO!! Snow is hammering away at Amy on the ramp there, and they go to the stage there, as Mercury and Snow are still slugging it out on the stage!! KING: WE may get them in our FACES by the time THIS is over!! JR: Mercury now, PUNCH to the face that sent Snow for a LOOP there!! And now Mercury, reaching under that Titantron apron, for...A WATERMELON!! KING: WHERE DID SHE GET THAT FROM?!!! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE WAY IT CAN HURT YOU, AND...MERC USES THE THING ON SNOW'S HEAD THERE!!! AND AL SNOW IS BACK ON THE STEEL!! NOW WHAT IS MERCURY GETTING!! A...TABLE!! KING: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, JR!!! I KNEW this match was gonna be good!! JR: Mercury loves these Hardcore Matches, as well as Al Snow!! Mercury now is setting Snow up on that table, and do you think she'll do the same thing she did at Wrestlemania HERE tonight!! KING: That WOULD be something!!! JR: But she doesn't want to DO that!! Not YET, anyway!!! She's on the table with Snow, and now Snow got a kick to the midsection of the Hardcore Champion, and now a piledriver, on the TABLE, AND THE TABLE GAVE WAY AS SNOW WAS EXECUTING THE PILEDRIVER!!! NOW SNOW WITH A COVER, 1...........2............KICKOUT!!! I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT THERE, KING!! KING: You actually THINK that would be all?!! JR: Well, she DID go through a TABLE there, King!! KING: Yeah!!! But that's CHILD'S PLAY compared to what we USUALLY see!! JR: To be real honest, your RIGHT!!! KING: I KNOW I'm RIGHT!! JR: Mercury now, back to her two feet, and now to the EDGE THERE!!! My God, that's a dangerous place to be!!! Mercury and Snow, with a serries of rights, and now Mercury drops back, and now a charge, and Snow....BACK BODYDROP OFF THE STAGE....OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE GROUND FLOOR OF THE PEPSI ARENA THERE, AND HER BACK HAS GOTTA BE IN A MILLION PIECES, KING!! KING: MY GOD, JR, SHE MIGHT NOT GET UP HERE!! JR: WELL, I THINK AL SNOW WANTS THIS TITLE, AND MERCURY IS NOT MOVING THERE!!! AND NOW SNOW IS COMING DOWN TO MEET MERCURY, AND NOW...WAIT A MINUTE!!! SENIOR REFEREE EARL HEBNER IS STOPPING AL SNOW!!! SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE, KING!!! WE NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS AGAIN, KING!!! KING: I don't know what happened, JR, but something tells me she's not gonna move out of that spot for some time!! JR: We're now taking a look at this AGAIN!!! Let's ALL watch it from the side in which Mercury fell to!! [It shows, and you see Mercury hit her back clean on the ground after dropping about 50 feet off of the ground of the Pepsi Arena there!!] I think her back may have given out here, King!! This might be....Earl Hebner is stopping the match!!! Mercury is HURT, King!!! Paramedics have arrived here, and Al Snow is VERY grieved here!!! I believe Al Snow won the match, but the title is still Mercury's!! However, I am VERY saddened by what we have seen here TONIGHT, King!! KING: I don't know if this makes ANYONE of these two better people, but Snow is VERY grieved right now!! He's trying to help Mercury out here!! JR: Well, it's now official!! Hebner has called for the bell, and the match has screeched to a halt here!! This is VERY unfortunate for someone to be injured in a match, but never in my 20 or so years in this business have I seen such animosity for one person!!! I've never seen it before, King!! KING: I think Mercury may be out for a WHILE after this!! JR: We're gonna take a look at it one more time here!! [they take a look at it again, and the return to the current scene]!! Well, the paramedics are now getting a strecher here!! This doesn't look good at all for Amy!! All that we can do is hope that she will be okay, here!! And now she is being taken out on a strecher, here!! This crowd is cheering out of good sportsmanship, people!! We NEVER hope that a match END that way, but unfortunatly, those types of things will happen here!!! Al Snow is accompaning the medical staff here in the Pepsi Arena to the ambulance, and I think that we may have a word from Al Snow about this unforunate incident!! Switch to the back, where Serena is with Al Snow. SERENA: Al, a very unfortunate thing here tonight with you and Sailor Mercury!! We're gonna see it again!! You bodydropped Mercury down fifty feet off of the steel stage onto the ground below you!! What are your feelings on this?!! SNOW: I....I don't know, Serena!!! I really don't know!! I thought she was FINE, but I didn't expect it to be like THIS!! I do hope she's okay, man!!! SERENA: Thanks!! Back to you guys at ringside!! And they GO back to ringside!! KING: He was actually talking NORMAL, JR!! I can't BELIEVE it!! JR: Well, unfortunatly, the show MUST GO ON!!! We need to move on here, dispite that tragic incident!! We'll have updates on her condition when we get them!! But up next, we have the Lion's Den Match!! It's gonna be Goku vs. Steve Blackman, and the Den will be surrounded by weapons now, and Ken Shamrock will be the special guest referee!! KING: I can't WAIT!!! And the show DOES go on!!!! JR: Let's take a look at how THIS rivalry heated UP!!! [back to last aired SNH] SERENA: Goku needs to end THIS before ..WAIT A MINUTE!! What is BLACKMAN gonna get!! He has that bamboo stick and now the ref has SEEN it, and is TRYING to get Blackman to reside with that...WAIT A MINUTE!! THERE'S KEN SHAMROCK, AND THIS MATCH WILL BE THROWN OUT, AS NOW KEN AND BLACKMAN GO AT IT!!... [Back to Raw #6] COLE: ...Goku is whipped to the near side...AND STEVE BLACKMAN TRIPPED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF GRUDGE DOES STEVE BLACKMAN HOLD ON GOKU!! KEN SHAMROCK NOW SEE HIM, AND HAS LOST ALL INTREST IN THIS MATCH!! SERENA: GOKU MAY BE IN THE WAY OF KEN SHAMROCK TO STEVE BLACKMAN, MICHAEL!! COLE: BLACKMAN'S COMING INTO THE RING, AND HERE THEY GO!! THE REF HAS CALLED FOR THE BELL, AND NOW GOKU IS FLYING TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND...A HELL OF A DROP KICK ON THE LETHAL WEAPON!! WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS ABOUT!! AND GOKU'S GOT THE MIKE!! GOKU: HEY BLACKMAN, I KNOW YOU WANT TO KICK MY ASS, SO YOU AND ME AT UNFORGIVEN!!... [End flashback as they go back to ringside!!] Shamrock's music starts to play as he heads to the Lion's Den!! JR: Well, as Shamrock makes his way to the Lion's Den, we hear now that Mercury suffered a broken coloar bone!! KING: Those things are NOT fun to have!! JR: She'll be out for a couple of weeks while recooperating, but doctors say that she'll be fine!!! However, NOW Shamrock is getting into the ring, and in the WWF, we know how good of a ref Shamrock is in the ring!! KING: Shamrock is not the sharpest knife in the droor, though, JR!! Plus, Blackman's rivalry with Shamrock may be a factor in this match, JR!! JR: That makes a good point, King!!! After this match, we will have the Intercontinental Title Match, and then that Triple Threat Tag Team WAR, and then the WORLD TITLE MATCH!!! I cannot WAIT for THAT!! KING: And knowing YOU, you would hope that Beryl kicks Triple H's you- know-what!! JR: I won't hesitate to SAY that if it WAS!!! KING: AMIT IT, JR!!! You hope that Beryl WINS that match!! JR: Well, I MIGHT, but in any event, [as Goku's music starts to play] Goku is coming out here, and this will not be for the weak of heart, people!! This will get UGLY in a HURRY!!! The rules are simple!! The first one to score a submission is the winner!! Other than that, there are no rules in this match, King!! KING: And that's the way it SHOULD be!! Blackman's music starts to play. JR: Well, here we go!! Steve Blackman vs. Goku in a Lion's Den Match!! And Blackman is gonna get into the Lion's Den, and the cage will be shut to all open life!! Weapons surround this den!! And there is no way to get out, ladies and gentlemen!! And Blackman is in there, AND HERE WE GO!!! The weapons are hung on the top of the den, but it's Gokuy who is hammering Blackman with a series of rights here in the early going!! Now Goku, taking blackman TO THE STEEL CHAIN LINK FENCE there!! KING: I'm not as confident about Blackman's chances with that IDIOT Shamrock as referee!! JR: We know the type of man Shamrock is when he is in the ring!! Anyhow, Goku now on the upper hand!! He's trying to get the kendo stick that's hanging there, but Blackman pulls him down, and now Blackman goes to work, and now irish whip INTO THE STEEL FENCE!! Goku is not gonna get away with a win THAT easily when in there with Blackman!! KING: You're actually SAYING that like we don't KNOW that!! JR: Both of those two men in the den can get you in many ways, and now...A BOW AND ARROW by Blackman on Goku, but Goku is not giving up this fight!! He's saying NO to Shamrock's question of whether he wants to give up or not!! KING: What do you expect out of an IDIOT like SHAMROCK!! He probably doesn't know the DIFFERENCE between a NO and a YES!! JR: Oh, will you STOP IT!!! KING: What?! JR: Blackman is going for that stick HIMSELF now, and GETS IT!! He's gonna USE it, but Goku, seeing it...KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, and now HE has that stick, and now he's gonna USE IT!!! My GOD, what a slap to the back with the stick that was!! And AGAIN!!! My God, you can HEAR that all through the Pepsi Arena here in Albany!! And now Goku going foran Arm Wrench here!!! Blackman is in trouble here, and now INTO AN ARM LOCK, and this may break your arm here, but Blackman isn't giving up!! Blackman is.....OH MY LORD!!! he got Goku the only place he COULD, which is south of the border there!! KING: THAT will take the momentum right OUT of you!! JR: It sure WILL, King!! And now Blackman going to get...A BASEBALL BAT!!! The ball bat is the bare one!! There's one with barbed wire on it!!! And now Blackman...HITS GOKU WITH THAT BAT ON THE HEAD, AND GOKU IS OUT HERE!! KING: Blackman may be the winner here!!! JR: Now Goku is in serious trouble here, and now with a CHIN WRENCH COMBO!! Having that leg lock there, he's trying to make Goku submit here, but he's not gonna quit here!! KING: GOKU doesn't KNOW the MEANING of the word QUIT!! Of course, he doesn't know HALF of the English LANGUAGE either!! JR: King, STOP IT!! Goku is in SERIOUS danger here, and now Blackman...IS GETTING THE BAT WITH BARBED WIRE AROUND IT!!! KING: UH OH!!! JR: HE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT TOO!!! Goku is getting back up...OHHHHHHH!!! KING: MY GOSH!!! JR: HE RETURNED THAT SOUTH OF THE BORDER HIT TO BLACKMAN THE HARD WAY, AND NOW GOKU HAS THAT BARBED WIRE BAT, AND HE HITS HIM WITH IT!! AND NOW.....OH MY GOD!! WHAT A HIT TO THE HEAD OF BLACKMAN!! KING: THAT MAY BE LIKE JIM THOME HITTING A HOME RUN!! JR: MAY BE?!! MY GOD, THAT WOULD BE!!! AND NOW GOKU HAS A CUT RUNNING DOWN HIS FOREHEAD FROM EARLIER, AND YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD RUNNING DOWN HERE!! AND BLACKMAN ALSO HAS A CUT NOW FROM THE SHOT FROM THE BARBED WIRE BAT HERE!! AND NOW GOKU ....GOES FOR THE ANKLE-LOCK SUBMISSION!!! BLACKMAN GETS THE KENDO STICK, AND...A DESPERATE MOVE WITH THAT KENDO STICK GOT GOKU TO RELEASE THE HOLD!! BLACKMAN NOW, WITH THAT STICK AGAIN, AND....REPEATED SHOTS TO THE HEAD FROM BLACKMAN!! AND NOW...BLACKMAN IS GOING FOR THE ANKLE LOCK....WAIT A MINUTE!!! SHAMROCK ISN'T CHECKING GOKU HERE!!! KING: TOLD YOU THAT IDIOT COULDN'T REFEREE!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THE HELL IS THIS?! HE'S GRABBING A CHAIR FROM NEAR THE DEN!!! HE'S THROWING THE CHAIR INTO THE DEN, AND IT LANDED ON BLACKMAN'S HEAD!! KING, I THINK THAT'...VEGETA!! KING: WHAT?!! HEY, VEGETA, YOU IDIOT, YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!! JR: AND NOW GOKU GOES TO THE ADVESARY IN THIS MATCH, AND NOW HE.....A VARIATION OF THE MILLION DOLLAR DREAM HERE, AND SHAMROCK IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!! KING: WHAT!! JR: BLACKMAN CAN'T FIGHT LIKE THAT!! CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, GOKU!! JR: GOKU'S THE WINNER, BUT GIVE THE ASSIST TO VEGETA THERE!! KING: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, JR!! WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT!! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT GOKU IS THE WINNER HERE!! AND NOW VEGETA IS LEAVING, AND SO IS GOKU!! WHAT AN UPSET HERE IN ALBANY TONIGHT!! KING: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT AN UPSET', JR!! THAT'S NOT AN UPSET!! IT'S A TRAVESTY!! JR: NOT UNLIKE WHAT WE MAY SEE COMING UP NEXT!!! IT'S THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH, KING!! It'll be Sailor Mars vs. Chris Jericho, and what a match it'll be!! [Start CWF Commercial] ANN.: The world will be at it's OWN MERCY!! UNDERTAKER: I will be everyone's MAKER, and the LORD OF DARKNESS........ARMEGETTON IS UPON US!!!! ANN.: CWF NO MERCY!!! LIVE, OCTOBER THE 24TH FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAORLINA, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF commercial] Switch to the New Guy with Sailor Mars. NEW GUY: Mars, tonight, it's gonna be you vs. Chris Jericho, and God knows that THAT'S gonna be a HUGE match!! MARS: Well, New Guy, you would only THINK that it's gonna be a HUGE match!! Well, after I get done with Jericho!!! Well, he'll wish he NEVER, and I mean NEVER, crossed MY path in the CWF!! Switch to Lucas (from WWF.com) with Chris Jericho. LUCAS: Jericho, TONIGHT, you try to take the CWF Intercontinental Championship AWAY from Sailor Mars!!! JERICHO: That's RIGHT!! Sailor Mars!! She SHOULD be changed to Sailor SCAM, because that's EXACTLY what she is!! A SCAM, A LIAR, A HAS-BEEN!! Jericho ROCKS, and after tonight, I am gonna CELEBRATE in FRONT of these FANS, and show them what kind of a SAVIOR Jericho IS to the new MILLENIUM!! [he walks off] Switch back to ringside. JR: Well, here we go!!! It's Sailor Mars vs. Chris Jericho!!! Mars' music starts playing as she comes out. JR: This rivalry had started way back on the last RAW before Wrestlemania, when Jericho first appeared on the scene here!! He had came all of a sudden, and Mars didn't really like it, King!! KING: What a LOWDOWN type of girl Mars is, JR!! She has tried to barr Jericho from accomplishing his goal in the CWF!!! JR: Well, in ANY event,... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!!!! And then the lights go out, followed by pyros, then music, then the word on the Titantron is....JERICHO!!!! JR: HERE WE GO!!! CAN SAILOR MARS BE THE CURE FOR Y2J?!! KING: SHE WON'T BE THE ONLY ONE SUFFERING FROM Y2J!! JR: Well, here comes Chris Jericho, and he runs into the ring, and this match is now underway for the Intercontinental Title here!! Mars with the boost here at the start of the match!! Man, we have seen EVERYTHING tonight, and we're NOT DONE YET!! We STILL have the Triple Threat Tag Team Title Match to go, and the CWF Title Match to go!! Mrs now, to the ROPES, and SHE GOES UP IN THE AIR WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE OF JERICHO here in the early going!! KING: AHHH!!! JR: Mars now, mad as ever at Jericho!! mars now, to the ropes, and a HELL OF A CLOSELINE, and now, to the far turnbuckle goes JERICHO, and now Mars COMING IN with a closeline, and Jericho is down!! Jericho is now...LEAVING THE RING!! Jericho signals that he's had enough of this, and starts to go out of the ringside area!! The crowd then boos Jericho!! JR: Jericho, saying that he's had....OH NO!! MARS HAS GOT HIM, AND BROUGHT HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! Mars now, withjericho, and a FACE INTO THE KNEE!! Now to the ropes, and a QUICK legdrop that time by Mars!! I'm SURPRISED that she's not distracted in any way from what happened earlier tonight with Sailor Mercury!! KING: Well, JR, don't WORRY about that!! She KNOWS that Jericho is gonna WIN this ANYWAY!!! JR: Well, only time will tell whether that will be true or not, as Mars now, gets whipped into the ropes, off the ropes, and....a HURRICURANA by Mars!!! WOW!!! KING: I can't BELIEVE she did that that well!! JR: Mars now, once again into the ropes, and...MISSES with the elbow!!! Jericho needs to capalize on this mistake if he wants to get back into this match, King!! KING: Don't worry about Y2J!! Everything is just FINE!! Watch him, JR!! He'll get this taken care of!! JR: Wel, right now, he's stomping away at Sailor Mars here!! Mars is backed into the corner here, and now shots from the knee into the face by Jericho, and Mars has to be hurting after THAT!! Now Jericho, with a QUICK vertical suplex there!! And a cover, and a quick kickout that time by Mars!! I can't wait to see that Title Match with Beryl and Triple H!! That's gonna be an AMAZING match, and only ONE will come out the champion!! Mars now, to the ropes, and a HELL OF A CLOSELINE by Jericho, and now with Mars, and...FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX.......2.....A KICKOUT that time, but ALMOST a count of three!! KING: That was a SLOW count by Teddy Long there!! JR: Oh PLEEZE!!!! Jericho now, singlinign that this one is over here!!! he gets ready for that double powerbomb that he does, and this is a SUPURB showing of STENGTH and STANIMA, and now, going for the ride, FOR THE FIRST ONE, now watch this, he gonna....WAIT A MINUTE!!! MARS CAPALIZED WITH IT, AND REVERSED THE SECOND ONE WITH A HURRICURANA!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE, KING!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! I THOUGHT THE FIRST POWERBOMB WOULD DO HER IN RIGHT THERE, JR!! JR: I THOUGHT, SO, TOO, BUT NOW MARS CAN GET BACK INTO IT!! WHAT A SMART MOVE, AND JERICHO MAY THINK TWICE BEFORE HE TRIES TO DOUBLE THAT POWERBOMB AGAIN!!! MARS NOW, BACK UP, AND WITH JERICHO, TO THE ROPES, AND A KICK TO THE BREADBASKET OF JERICHO!! AND NOW A LEGDROP THERE!! A VARIATION OF THE FAME-ASS-ER, BUT IT DOESN'T GET THE JOB DONE, AS JERICHO KICKS OUT AGAIN!! KING: I STILL CAN'T BELEIVE THAT SHE REVERSED THE DOUBLE-BOMB FROM JERICHO!! THAT'S UNHEARD OF!! JR: IT MOST CERTANLY IS!! AND NOW MARS, TRYING TO GET THINGS PUT AWAY HERE WITH JERICHO!! SHE WANTS TO END IT RIGHT NOW!! A BODY SLAM, AND NOW TO THE TOP ROPE, NOT WASTING ANY TIME, AND NOW.... She does something incrediable. She twist and turns repeaditly off the turnbuckle onto jericho, and flat out NAILS him with that move!! JR: MY GOD KING, DID YOU SEE THAT!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! FIRST THE REVERSAL OF THE DOUBLEBOMB, AND NOW, WHAT EVER THE HELL THAT WAS!! JR: 1...................2......................3!!!!! AND THE MATCH IS OVER, MARS IS STILL THE CHAMPION!! CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILLLLL CWF IC CHAMPION, SAILOR MARS!! JR: We MUST take another look at that move, King!! That was TOTALLY incredialble!! KING: Well, here it is!! I was DEFINITLY wrong on THIS!! I'll give her CREDIT, that was AMAZING!!! JR: Well, not as amazing as what we are about to see!! The Tag Team Triple Threat Match for the Tag Team Titles!! The contenders are Bradshaw and Farroq of the Ackolytes, Sailor Venus and Sailor Jupiter, and Jessie and James of Team Rocket!! KING: And there'll be only ONE REFEREE!! This is gonna be GREAT, JR!!! JR: This all started at Wrestlemania, when Team Rocket gained the right to BE here at Unforgiven for the Titles!! Then the Ackolytes challenged Jupiter and Venus MANY times to the Titles!! Finally, the Ackolytes challenged Team Rocket, on RAW three weeks ago, to put their number one contenders spot on the line!! They went at it, until the Sailors thought about this match, and the two teams AGREED to the Triple Threat Tag Team Title Match!! Then, last Thursday on SMACK DOWN on ANTV, Jupiter was subject to a barbed wire bat courtesy of Bradshaw, and then later that night, Farroq set a table ablaze, and sent Venus INTO it thorugh the means of the Dominator!! THAT'S when all hell broke loose between the three involved teams, and that brings us here to Unforgiven!! Kevin Kelly's standing by with the Tag Team Champions!! Switch the Kevin with Venus and Jupiter. KEVIN: Sailors, two different teams, and I know it'll be a tough fight for both of you!! Are you prepared for such a HUGE brawl here tonight?! JUPITER: Of COURSE we are ready for a huge fight, Kevin!! We are ready for those DUMB ASS Ackolytes, and Team Rocket, SORRY, but these belts are coming home with US tonight!! VENUS: FARROQQ, as you can SEE, I'm not fazed at ALL by your little TRICK last Thursday Night on SMACK DOWN!! You bring your fat ass in the ring, and I'll be MORE THAN GLAD to serve it TO YOU!! [they walk off] Switch back to ringside, where the Ackolytes are coming into the ring. JR: Well, here we go, now!! It'll be the Ackolytes, the Sailors, and Team Rocket in a WAR, ladies and gentlemen, and believe it or NOT, I'm gonna have to BELIEVE that it'll be the Sailors that'll be the tag champs STILL, King!! KING: Oh PLEASE!!! The two that are coming out right NOW will be the NEW CHAMPIONS!! LOOK at these Ackolytes!! They're HUGE!! They can kick you, well, you get what I'm saying, DO YOU, JR!! JR: Yep, I DO!! [the Sailors now come out to their music] And now here comes the Sailors Scouts, Soilders, Sensei, WHOEVER you want to call them, call them the Tag Team Champions for NOW,at LEAST!! They are TOUGH, and the Venus Fly Trap, which is that hurucuranna into a frankenstiner move that she does, will come in quite handy in this matchup!! KING: Yeah, SURE she has that move, but the Ackolytes have everything ELSE!! BG: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS!!!! TTTEEEEAAAMMM ROOOCCCCKKKKKEEETTTTT!!!! JR: WOAH!!! THIS IS DIFFERENT!!! BG:...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)(WEAR IT DOWN)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! JR: We can't forget about THESE two, EITHER!! They are the FANS' favorites, I can GUARENTEE you THAT much!! KING: The ACKOLYTES are gonna WIN though!! LOOK AT THEM!! Their READY for ANYTHING!!! JR: Well, they are in the ring, and now we are ready to go inthis match for the UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! The ref, Tim White, rings the bell here!! And it'll be Jessie, Venus, and Bradshaw starting off here!! Remember, only one man of a team can be in at a TIME, KING!! KING: RIGHT!! JR: You can only Tag in your OWN PARTNER!! Venus, now, with Bradshaw, and now....A DOUBLE CLOSELINE here, as Bradshaw was coming off of the ropes!! Now, Bradshaw back up after a SUPURB double closeline by Venus and Jessie!! BAck onto the ropes, and Venus ducks under him, and Bradshaw to the far side, and....MONKEY FLIP by Jessie THAT time!! Both the Sailors and Team Rocket have beaten the Ackolytes in Tag Team Matches!! And, if you can BELIEVE it, Team Rocket has not met the Sailor in action YET in the CWF, King!! KING: NO WAY!! JR: That's RIGHT, King!! Bradshaw, now, tags in Farroqq, and...WOAH!! HERE WE GO!!! VENUS IS HAMMERING AWAY AT FARROQQ HERE, and now Venus sends Farroqq into the turnbuckle, and now BACKFLIPS INTO AN ELBOW TO FARROQQ!!! MY GOD, THAT WAS....OHHHHHH!!! JESSIE FOLLOWED UP WITH A CLOSELINE THAT SENT FARROQQ WELL INTO NEXT WEEK, KING!! KING: MY GOSH, JR!! THIS MAY BECOME A TWO TEAM MATCH WITH THE SAILORS AND TR, HERE!! JR: IT JUST MAY BE, AS NOW VENUS TAGS IN JUPITER, AS JESSIE KEEPS WORKING ON FARROQQ HERE!! KICKS TO THE MIDSECTION!! JUPITER NOW, KEEPING FARROQQ OCCUPIED, AND NOW.....SPINNING HEEL KICK BY JESSIE!!! WHAT A HELL OF A KICK THERE, AND NOW JESSIE IS GOING FOR THE COVER......1.......2......WAIT A MINUTE!!! JUPITER PULLS JESSIE OFF OF BRADSHAW, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT JESSIE NOW PULLS HER OFF BEFORE THREE!! KING: OH NO, JR!!! This is what we were EXPECTING!! JR: Both of them want that gold around their waste, and HERE WE GO!! JESSIE AND JUPITER, SLUGGING IT OUT HERE!! JUPITER GOES TO THE ROPES, AND JUPITER TELEGRAPHS JESSIE WITH A KICK TO THE FACE THERE, AND NOW JUPITER, WITH A TAKEDOWN THERE!! KING: This is GREAT, JR!! JR: It was everything that we THOUGHT it was gonna be, but now Farroqq is back up, and now HE gets into it with Jupiter, and LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF FARROQQ HERE!! JUPITER BEING HELD HIGH ABOVE HIM HERE!! AND DOWN TO EARTH SHE COMES!! Jupiter is back up, though, and a slugfest in the center on the ring, and now Jessie has tagged James, and now to the top rope!! KING: I don't think either Jupiter nor Farroqq NOTICE James there!! JR: And now James, coming off, and a DOUBLE BULLDOG from the top rope!!! Now let's see, a cover...........1............2..........a kickout by Farroqq, but what great speed and quickness James had there!! KING: You're not KIDDING!! JR: James now, with Farroqq and irish whip to the ropes, and to the near side, and now....POWER BOMB!!! GOOD LORD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JAMES POWERBOMBED FARROQQ!! 1.........BUT JUPITER PULLS JAMES OFF OF FARROQQ!! Now THEY are fighting here, and that gives Farroqq some time to tag Bradshaw and get himself OUT of the fight after that powerbomb!! And now Jupiter has seen Bradshaw get into the ring, and now her and Bradshaw are fighting, and...VERTICAL SUPLEX by Bradshaw!! Uh oh, look OUT here!! james dropkicked Bradshaw....OUT of the ring, and now that brings Venus into the ring, as Jupiter had tagged her, and now Farroqq and BRadshaw are after Jupiter, and are not paying any attention to the match here!! KING: Look at THIS, JR!! JR: Their setting up Venus for the ROCKET FLASH!!! Jessie up on the top, and now Venus in her arms, and....DOUBLE POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND THE ROCKET FLASH HAS BEEN EXECUTED, AND NOW JESSIE IS....BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE GROUP OF THREE THERE OUTSIDE THE RING, AND JAMES WITH VENUS.......1.....2....................3!!! 3!!! 3!!! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HERE!! CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NNNNNEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW CWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, TEAM ROCKET!! JR: TONY CHIMEL, THE RING ANNOUNCER HAS MADE IT OFFICIAL!!! THEIR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HERE, AND THEY DESERVE IT AFTER A HELL OF A WAR HERE!! KING: JR, I THINK WE HAVE TO AMIT THAT NONE OF US THOUGHT TEAM ROCKET WOULD WIN THIS MATCH!! JR: AS A MATTER OF FACT, KING, YOUR RIGHT!!! AND LOOK AT JESSIE AND JAMES!! THEIR HOLDING THOSE BELTS UP HIGH!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THEY DIDN'T STEAL THESE THINGS!! WELL, IF YOU DEFINE AN UPSET VICTORY OVER BOTH THE SAILORS AND THE ACKOLYTES STEALING THE GOLD, THEN YOU CAN SAY THAT, BECAUSE THIS IS A MAJOR STEP UPWARDS FOR TEAM ROCKET HERE!! KING: AND LOOK, MICHAEL COLE IS RIGHT THERE!! COLE: JESSIE!!! JAMES!!! UM, I WANT TO ASK YOU THIS QUESTION!! I THOUGHT DANIEL WOULD BE HERE RIGHT NOW!! WHERE IS HE?!! JESSIE: MICHAEL COLE, HE'S RECOVERING FROM A MAJOR FLU RIGHT NOW, AND HE'S PROBABLY WATCHING US RIGHT NOW, SO DANIEL, YOU LED US TO THESE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!! THIS IS FOR YOU, DANIEL!! COLE: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO MOVE UPWARDS IN THE CWF!! JAMES: THIS FEELS LIKE SOMETHING THAT WAS LONG OVERDUE!!! WE'RE HERE TO STAY, MAN!! AND ONE MORE THING!!! IF YOU NOT DOWN WITH TEAM ROCKET BEING THE NEW CWF TAG CHAMPIONS, WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU... TR AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! JR: Well, they deserve the titles, end of story!!! But we have to move on to what is sure to be ugly in a hurry!! This is a Hardcore Rules Match, and it is for the CWF Title!! For the longest time, this rivalry has been climbing to this climax!! Triple H and Queen Beryl for the CWF Title!! Here a look at how this rivarly has gotten so hyped and so much intensified!! [Start HHH/QB flashback] Back to RAW #2... SERENA: ...There's TRIPLE H!! He's got Beryl, and HE HAS HER STAFF!! OH MY GOD!! HE'S JUST BROKE THAT THING ON BERYL'S BACK!! NOW what is he...OH MY GOD, NO!!...and [Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!! Beryl is down, and she needs help FAST!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...Triple H and Queen Beryl...if there is ANY indication of how Triple H will compete HERE TONIGHT, we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! KING: Oh my God!! SERENA:...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! SNH 2... TRIPLE H: Last NIGHT, you might as well say that you SCREWED the HELL out of me!! I was READY for this MATCH with that BITCH, Queen Beryl, and basically, I could say, that you WANT to see Beryl as champ, and YOU'RE trying to PROTECT her from an ASS-KICKING from ME!! COLE: Darkpower moved the Triple H, Beryl match to tommorrow night on RAW!! ...BERYL: FIRST, Triple H, you should be worried about ME, because after what you did to me last WEEK on RAW, I got pretty damn PISSED OFF!! ...the ENTIRE world will see me kick you little ASS from pilliar to POST on a mear 3 SECONDS!! ...TRIPLE H: Beryl, to ME, you are nothing more than a SLUT!! ..TRIPLE H: ...you can't even govern that mesily little Negaverse that you HAVE, let ALONE attempt to be the CHAMPION!! ...I don't know how you even THINK that you are even ATTRACTIVE!!! ...You're the BIGGEST [mike cuts off] ----- [mike comes on] EVER!! ...TRIPLE H: And plus, you wouldn't be able to get a guy 'down THERE' if you MADE him!! BERYL: That's it, you SON OF A BITCH!! ...COLE: BERYL IS CHARGING THE RING!! Beryl gets into the ring, and tackles HHH. She then punches him very quickly with the hardest punches EVER given to a person. KEVIN: Beryl is POUNDING AWAY at TRIPLE H!! Triple H then turns her over and starts punching HER in the face. About 10 different referees come in to try to stop this....Five officials hold Beryl back in one corner of the ring, and the same number holding HHH back. Beryl is trying to break the officials hold WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!! COLE: ...This thing is heating up!! ..BERYL: [being heard without a microphone, and as loud as her voice will ALLOW her] COME ON, YOU BASTARD!! COLE: She's actually BREAKING the REF'S HOLD...AND DOES!! Here she comes AGAIN!! She DIVES over the refs holding back HHH and starts to punch hin HARD in the turnbuckle until the refs can pull Beryl back. Beryl kicks hard to try to escape the refs and to go back at Triple H. The refs are also trying to prevent HHH from doing anything, as well!! ...BERYL: [again in her LOUDEST voice EVER] You're MINE, you SON OF A BITCH!! Hunter, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!! LATER ON SNH... ........KEVIN: The Bossman is trying to get...HEY, THERE'S TRIPLE H!! ...HERE COMES QUEEN BERYL!! She wants Triple H, and right NOW!! COLE: And Triple H has seen her, ...and a bunch of refrees are trying to restrain the two. And LISTEN TO BERYL!! BERYL: [screaming as if someone was trying to MURDER her right there on the SPOT] You ass is MINE, you [sound cuts off] ------- ------ [sound comes on] COLE: WOW!!! KEVIN: ...Beryl and Triple H, SOMEONE is gonna get HURT in THAT, and may not come out ALIVE!! RAW 3... ...ROSS: ...Triple H is now, and KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND TRIPLE H, PUSHES BERYL... In a frightining scene, Triple H pushes Beryl, and due to the fact that the ladder was so close to the side of the ring where the ramp is, Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!! KING: Oh my God, JR!! Triple H just pushed her twenty feet DOWNWARDS!! She's not moving, JR!! ROSS: ... Her ribs just came DOWN hard on that steel!! ...What the hell is Triple...NO!! DON'T DO...!! He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS OF THE NEGAVERSE QUEEN!! ...ROSS: ...MY GOD, BERYL JUST GOT THROWN....OH MY GOD, INTO THE ELECTICAL CIRCUT BOARD!! OH MY GOD!! SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE!! IS SHE MOVING?! SHE'S NOT MOVING!! PARAMEDICS NOW ARE COMING OUT, AND REFS ARE COMING OUT TO ESCORT TRIPLE H OUT OF HERE!! MY GOD, KING, SHE'S NOT MOVING!! ...KING: ...I don't care WHO you are, ...she didn't deserve THIS!! ROSS: ...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! To Wrestlemania... ROSS: OH MY GOD!! THEY BOTH DID THEIR FINISHING MANUVERS AT THE EXACT SAME DAMN TIME HERE!! ...Beryl's getting back up, and now.... COVER ..... 1........ 2.......NO!!!! MY GOD, NO!!! What is it gonna take to put one of these two AWAY here!! ...ROSS: ...AUSTIN, RAN RIGHT INTO MILLS LANE, and damn near knocked him out, here!! I'm SURE it was unintentional, and now Beryl, with the...PSYCHADELIC DRIVER!!! And a cover!!! But there's no ref!!....WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S TRIPLE H!!! TRIPLE H HAS A CHAIR, AND NOW...HAS HIT QUEEN BERYL WITH THE CHAIR!! ...BERYL IS HELPLESS!! Triple H takes the chair, and where the head of the chair and the seat would be together if folded, he puts that part around Beryl's leg and folds it as far as it can go. he then gets onto the middle turnbuckle. ROSS: MY GOD NO!!! [Triple H then jumps off of the turnbuckle, his foot landing on the seat, forcing the chair to fold against Beryl's leg HARD and FAST, therby hurting her leg, nearly BREAKNG some of the bones IN the leg, in he DIDN'T] MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR THE BONES SNAP!!...TRIPLE H NOW, AND AGAIN, TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! ...TRIPLE H....NO, NO ,NO!!! [he does it again!! this time, you can HEAR the bones snap apart, as Beryl's leg is hurt real bad, if not BROKEN] My GOD, Beryl's leg has gotta be SHATTERED into a MILLION pieces, King!! Triple H goes up AGAIN, and NOW when he does it, the leg is heard snapping damn near in half, and the sound of it is downright SICKENING!! ROSS: MY GOD, COME ON!! THIS IS ENOUGH!! Beryl is heard screaming in pain from the leg in which Triple H has tried to break!! Her screams echo all through the arena from the cries. Her screams would bring a person's EAR begging for MERCY, as she is screaming bloody MURDER!! And then, to the stomach turning surprise, Triple H is gonna do it AGAIN!! ROSS: ...COME ON...WAIT A MINUTE!! STONE COLD HAS NOW SEEN THIS, AND NOW...KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AND NOW TO THE NEAR SIDE!! MILLS LANE IS STILL DOWN AND OUT HERE, AND TACKLE FROM AUSTIN!! BERYL, WITH SICKENING CRIES AND SCREAMS HERE,...AUSTIN NOW........STUNNER TO TRIPLE H, AND TRIPLE H HIGHTAILS IS, BUT BERYL IS TRYING TO STAND ON ONE GOOD LEG ...SHE HAS AUSTIN AND....ANOTHER PSYCHADELIC DRIVER!!! HOWEVER, SHE CAME DOWN HARD ON THAT INJURED LEG THERE, AND SHE IS DOWN, AND NOW, MILLS LANE....WE HAVE A COVER, THOUGH!!! WE HAVE A COVER!!! MILLS LANE IS GOING OVER TO MAKE THE COUNT!! 1...................................... 2 .................................... 3!!! 3!!!!! 3!!!! [Mills Lane calls for the bell to end the match, and the Negaverse music starts playing] SHE'S DONE IT!!! WE HAVE OUR FIRST CWF CHAMPION, BUT SHE FOUGHT LIKE HELL TO GET IT!!! To the following night on Raw... BERYL: As you can see, I'm walking with a limp in my right leg, THAT YOUR LAZY-ASS MADE!! You ARE the SICKEST BASTARD that ever WALKED the CWF, and after what you did to my leg last night, I can NEVER pay you back ENOUGH now!! But there are two things that I mentioned about you!! ONE is THIS!! You're gonna have to KILL ME to make ME stop coming after YOUR ass, and you didn't do THAT, because, as you SEE, I'm still a living and BEATHING little BITCH!!....Triple H, I'm gonna be at Unforgiven ANYWAYS, SO, when we get to THAT point, I want a piece of YOUR ass, and just to make it a little more INTRERESTING, I'm gonna let you have a SHOT at MY world title match!! HHH: I think it's a PLAN, Queen BITCH!!...HOWEVER, make it an ANYTHING GOES match, pinfalls count anywhere match!! Make it THAT, and we've got a MATCH!! ...BERYL: Fine, if THAT'S what you WANT, then THAT'S what you GET...IN MY NEGAVERSE!!! [crowd cheers] ...HHH:... If you defeat Chyna here TONIGHT, then you can have ANY TYPE OF DAMN MATCH YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE!! ...WHEN Chyna wins the match, you won't be able to choose the match!!! I WILL!! ...BERYL: FINE!! You BRING that BITCH!! ...I WILL get my Negamatch, AND QUEEN BERYL HAS SPOKEN!! [her music plays]!! Later that night... COLE: Beryl now has Chyna, to the near side, and a HELL of a backbreaker!! WOW!! KING: Oh NO!! COLE: Wait a minute, Triple H is coming inand he just NAILED QB from behind, and this will be a blatiant DQ here!!...And that means a negamatch for Unforgiven, but Triple H, here, doing a number on the Negaverse Queen here!!...Triple H...to the...TOP TURNBUCKLE!! NO NO NO!![he stomps down on the chair, forcing it to clamp down as hard as it can on Beryl's injured leg] MY GOD!! I heard it snap right HERE, and now, to the ring pole there, and now, wrapping her legs around that pole, and...FIGURE FOUR on the pole there, and Beryl is SCREAMING!! Come on, STOP THIS!! Is THIS what is in STORE for Unforgiven!!...He's trying to snap that leg in HALF here!! Serena said that if Triple H was in THIS state of mind, he may be a CWF Champion, but NOW even I have to say that that may be TRUE, and may happen at Unforgiven!! Triple H is clamping on that leg, SOMEBODY STOP THIS!! To the next week on RAW IS WAR... COLE: ....WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H IS CLIMBING THE FENCE NOW!! WHAT THE HELL!!! SERENA: WHO IS HE AFTER HERE?!! COLE: TRIPLE H IS GOING AFTER THE UNDERTAKER, AND NOW THE UNDERTAKER IS IN A BODYSLAM, AND... Triple H body slams the Undertaker, and the top of the fence breaks in the place where the undertaker landed, and he drops to the ring's canvas, and is OUT. COLE: ...TRIPLE H AND QUEEN BERYL, SLUGGING IT OUT, ......PETIGREE ON TOP OF THAT CHAIN LINK FENCE THERE!! ON TOP OF THE CELL, AND NOW SHE'S FORCED BACK UP, AND NOW TRIPLE H!! WAIT A MINUTE!, THEY MIGHT BE TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE HERE, TRIPLE H, PUSHES...OH MY GOD!! LOOK OUT!! Triple H pushes Beryl...OFF OF THE HELL IN A CELL!! She falls 50 feet into the Spanish Announcing Position!! During it, her leg which was injured at Wrestlemania buckled REAL bad under her, and when she fell, her body went limp, but the leg sickinly flopped around, like it was completly broken!! then she is out!! COLE: [with his most excited voice yet] OH MY GOD!!! QUEEN BERYL JUST FELL 50 FEET FROM THE CELL ONTO THE SPANISH COMMENTATING TABLE, AND I HEARD A VERY SICKENING CRACKING OF A BONE!! MY GOD, SHE MAY BE TOTALLY OUT OF IT HERE!! SERENA: MY GOD, COLE, I DON'T SEE HER MOVING!! SHE MIGHT BE DAMN WELL DEAD!! COLE: WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE AND NOW!!! BERYL MIGHT HAVE A DAMN BROKEN LEG!! OH NO!! TRIPLE H IS COMING DOWN HERE, ...HE'S GOT BERYL, AND NOW WHAT!! HE HAS THAT KNEE THAT WAS LIMP, AND NOW...[he smashed the damaged leg's kinee onto the steel chair, and a sound of a bone giving in (cracking) is heard all across the entire arena] OH MY GOD!! BERYL NEEDS HELP OUT HERE NOW!! The next week on RAW... The footage starts on the Titantron....They hear, on the footage, Beryl SCREAMING in pain so loud, the whole ARENA could hear it!! They now come back to ringside, but the footage is still up on the Titantron. HHH: Now, take a GOOD LOOK AT THAT, Queen BITCH, and WEEP... The Titantron all of a sudden switches from the footage to the back. COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!! HHH: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! A car is being pulled into the back....The driver gets out, and it's.....QUEEN BERYL!!! EVERYONE IS IN SHOCK!!...The Negamusic starts to play, and Queen Beryl comes out with some HUGE respect from the fans, as they ALSO know she SHOULDN'T be at the Pond tonight. SERENA: WHY IS SHE HERE?!! BERYL: LAST WEEK, YOU STARTED SOMETHING THAT ONLY I CAN FINISH!! COLE: WOAH!!! BERYL: And last WEEK, I think you made the BIGGEST MISTAKE of your damn LIFE!! See this TITLE!! If I'm BREATHING, I WILL be a Unforgiven, and I WILL walk out of that ring STILL THE CWF CHAMPION!!! ...the BEST part is that I'm gonna have the PLEASURE of doing it in a NEGAMATCH, so that's.... HHH: ...HOW ABOUT ANOTHER MATCH WITH CHYNA TONIGHT!!... BERYL: CHYNA DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE RING WITH ME!! AND I ALREADY KICKED HER ASS ONCE, SO NO... ...HBK: WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! [crowd boos] Now, last WEEK, I thought that Darkpower was SCREWING the NEW CWF CHAMPION AFTER UNFORGIVEN, TRIPLE H!!! [crowd boos]...HOWEVER, I think I did the RIGHT thing!!...You will forfit the title to Triple H...TONIGHT!!!... And Queen Beryl, if you do NOT forfit it TONIGHT, ...YOU WILL BE FIRED FROM THE CWF PERIOD...ON THE SPOT!! COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!! HBK: ...Either you forfit it...NOW, OR PACK YOUR BAGS, BECAUSE YOUR FIRED!! COLE: NO!!! SERENA: What is he DOING?!! BERYL: Are you saying that you will fire me if I don't give this title to him TONIGHT?!! HBK: DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS, BERYL, GO INTO THE RING, AND I WANT YOU TO HAND IT...NO, LAY IT NEAR HIS FEET, DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, AND THEN LEAVE!! AND I DON'T WANT TO... Darkpower is seen coming out now. ...DARKPOWER: NOWHERE on that contract I gave you was the right for you to FIRE ANYONE for ANY REASON!! ...if she SAYS she's gonna be at Unforgiven, then DAMN IT, SHE'LL BE AT UNFORGIVEN!! COLE: YEAH!! DARKPOWER:...SHE'S ONE TOUGH LITTLE BITCH!! HBK: WELL, I CAN make a match here tonight!! Beryl, that match that Triple H was talking about WILL happen TONIGHT!! ...DARKPOWER: Make it a HARDCORE MATCH, ... HBK: ...BERYL!! CHYNA!! TITLE MATCH TYPE MATCH!!! HARDCORE RULES!! SERENA AND COLE: YEAH!! ...SERENA: You know what happened LAST TIME they went at it!! HBK: NOW, HIT MY MUSIC!! Later that night on RAW... HHH: And I'm gonna do something about THIS, you just WATCH!! [he takes his headset off and heads towards the ring] ....JR: .......OH MY!!! SOUTH OF THE BORDER, AND THE REF DIDN'T SEE A DAMN THING!!! 1.........2..........3!!! This one's over, and now Triple H goes to the...NO!!! TRIPLE H KICKS DP WHILE HE'S DOWN, AND NOW WHAT...OH NO......DARKPOWER WAS THROWN RIGHT NEAR US HERE!! ....HHH then takes Darkpower and irish whips him into....JIM ROSS!! They both collapse and get knocked out cold!! ...SERENA: ...PETEGREE.....WAIT A MINUTE!!! QUEEN BERYL!!! I THOUGHT.....SHE COMES INTO THE RING!!! ....PSYCHADELIC DRIVER, BUT SHE'S HURT!!! AND NOW SHE'S....CARRING THE CEO OUT!!!...THERE'S GONNA BE SOME HELL TO PAY AT UNFORGIVEN!!! The next night on Raw... HHH: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!! HHH then shut her up, all right. He NAILS her in the face...VERY HARD!! She is knocked out cold. Then Triple H goes into the ring. KING: MY GOD, SERENA!!! ARE YOU...?! SERENA IS OUT COLD HERE!! WE NEED SOME..!!! TRIPLE H IS IN THE...AHHH!!! BERYL AND TRIPLE H NOW, AND....PSHYCADELIC DRIVER!!! MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE TWO COMMENTATORS ATTACKED BY THE SAME PERSON IN ONE NIGHT!! I THINK WE MAY SEE....OH MY GOD!! BERYL WITH A CHAIR, AND....TRIPLE H, THE KNEE IS RAMMED WITH THAT CHAIR!! MY GOSH!! WE NEED SOME HELP HERE!!! BERYL AND TRIPLE H FOR UNFORGIVEN, AND SMACK DOWN IS THIS THURSDAY, AND IT'S GONNA BE EXPLOSIVE!! WE GOT A MESS OUT HERE!!! To the first SMACK DOWN!! COLE: WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S COMING OUT HERE, AND HERE WE GO NOW!! TRIPLE H AND QUEEN BERYL FOR UNFORGIVEN, CORNETTE!! CORNETTE: THEY'RE FIGHTING RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US, HERE!! COLE: TRIPLE H...RAMS BERYL'S HEAD INTO THE STEEL RING POST, AND NOW IRISH WHIP...INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL STAIRS....WAIT A MINUTE!! WHY IS MISTY OUT HERE?!! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS...CHYNA, AND CHYNA ISN'T GONNA THINK....MY GOD, WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN ON SMACK DOWN, AND WHAT A NIGHT WE WILL HAVE AT UNFORGIVEN!! AND NOW....OH NO!! BERYL AND TRIPLE H ARE ALSO IN THE RING NOW, AND NOW TRIPLE H, TRIPES TO, NO.......PHSYCADELIC DRIVER FROM QUEEN BERYL!! CORNETTE: She's READY FOR WRESTLEMANIA!!! [stop flashbacks] Swithc to Kevin Kelly with Triple H. KEVIN: Triple H, tonight is the night!! No more trying to ITIMATATE Beryl!! It's now or NEVER!! HHH: Kevin, you PANSY!! Do you REALLY think I actually have to WORK to absolutly kick the living CRAP out of Queen BITCH?!! NOT A CHANCE!! But I'm gonna have the PLEASURE to kick that thing she calls a FACE in TONIGHT!! [he walks out] Switch to Serena with Queen Beryl. SERENA: Beryl, you heard what Triple H has called you, what he has tried to do to you to try to get the title tonight!! We know that you're not 100 percent going into this match!!! What do you have to say?!! BERYL: TRIPLE H, YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET AWAY FROM ME THAT EASILY!! IN MY MIND, I'M 100 PERCENT, YOU ASSHOLE, TRIPLE H!! YOU'RE ASS IS MINE TONIGHT!! [she walks off] Switch back to ringside. CHIMEL: [as the bell rings three times] Ladies and gentlemen, this contest, scheduled for one fall, is a HARDCORE RULES match for the Cartoon Wrestling Federation Championship. BG: Oneself, is this on........[crowd boos] Ha, you go and hit me with that Triple H!!! CHIMEL: FIRST, COMING DOWN THE AISLE ACCOMPANIED BY CHYNA, WEIGHING 317 POUNDS, TRIPLE H!! JR: And here we go, ladies and gentlemen!!! Triple H will try to win the CWF Championship, and this will NOT be PRETTY!! KING: Do you really THINK, JR!! This is Triple H's time!! it's his DESTINY as far as HE'S concerned!! JR: It might just BE!! HOWEVER, he has made a LOT of enemies during his "quest" for the CWF Title, and needless to say, one of those enemies is the CWF Champion, Queen Beryl!! KING: Triple H, in MY mind, though, CAN get it done!! He is FOCUSED!! He wants one thing, and that's the CWF Title, and he could do it here tonight!! JR: I certainly do HOPE not!! HHH's music stops, and then Seinor Referee Earl Hebner says something....FOR CHYNA TO HIT THE SHOWERS!! KING: WHAT!! JR: OH YEAH!!! CHYNA IS SAID TO HIT THE BRICKS, AS SHE IS ORDERED TO LEAVE THE RINGSIDE AREA HERE!! KING: THAT'S NOT RIGHT, JR!! JR: IT CERTAINLY IS, KING!!! THIS WILL BE A ONE ON ONE MATCH FOR THE TITLE!! KING: IT'S HARDCORE RULES THOUGH, JR!! JR: IT'S A ONE ON ONE HARDCORE RULES MATCH!!!! CHYNA IS BEING ESCORTED BY REFEREE EARL HEBNER, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE TABLES ARE TUNED HERE!! OKAY, NOW CHYNA HAS LEFT THE RINGSIDE AREA!! NOW, IT'S TIME!! The Negamusic starts to play!! CHIMEL: AND HS OPPONENT, SHE WEIGHS 260 POUNDS, SHE IS THE CWF WORLD CHAMPION, QUEEN BERYL!! JR: AND SHE AIN'T WASTING ANY TIME KING!! BERYL, GOING TO WORK ON TRIPLE H AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY, AND AN IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR SIDE, AND...KNEE TO THE FACE OF TRIPLE H!! NOW BACK UP, AND....RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! BACK UP, AND NOTHER IRISH WHIP TO THE NEAR SIDE, AND A BACK BODY DROP NOW BY BERYL, ND SHE IS HOT HERE!! KING: OH NO!!! GET UP, TRIPLE H!! JR: BERYL NOW, WITH TRIPLE H, AND BACK TO THE ROPES, MISSING WITH A CLOSELINE, AND CAUGHT, AND....BACKBREAKER BY BERYL THAT SENT TRIPLE H DOWN HARD ONTO THE CANVAS!!! 1.........2........A KICKOUT BY TRIPLE H!!!! TRIPLE H OBVIOUSLY UNDERESTIMATED HIS RIVAL HERE TONIGHT, KING!! KING: JR, I MIGHT BE WRONG HERE!! AHHH!! JR: AND BERYL TAKING TRIPLE H TO THE OUTSIDE, AND PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN THIS MATCH!! AND NOW TRIPLE H, TO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL STAIRS, WHICH SENT HIM FLYING OVER THEM!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US HERE!! TRIPLE H IS TRYING TO GET BACK ONTO HIS FEET!!! BERYL NOW, TO OUR TABLE, AND...BOUNCED TRIPLE H'S HEAD ON OUR TABLE HERE!!! NOW SHE TAKES THAT AIR FAN....OHHH MY GOD!! TRIPLE H HAS GOTTA BE WONDERING WHY THE HELL HE EVEN GOT INTO THIS MATCH IN THE FIRST PLACE NOW!!! KING: HE CAN GET INTO THIS THING!!! YOU'LL SEE!! JR: Beryl now with Triple H again, and what is Triple H getting from under the ring here....a SHOVEL!!! What the hell, and Triple H....NAILS BERYL WITH THAT SHOVEL, AND WE HAVE A COVER, AND....A 2 AND A HALF COUNT!!! MY GOD THAT WAS JUST ABOUT TO BE THREE!! KING: Come on, Triple H, you can do better than THAT!! JR: Triple H now, and...uh oh!!! You're not kidding me!! You can't do a low blow on a WOMAN here....that is, unless!! Triple H DOES, though, but aims DIFFERENTLY (I'm trying not to make this more graphic sounding than it NEEDS to be here) so that Beryl FEELS it, all right!! The crowd boos him afterwards!! JR: MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS TRIPLE H TRYING TO DO!! THAT WAS THE CHEAPEST SHOT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! 1.......2.......AND A KICKOUT BY BERYL!! KING: I'll amit, that WAS a little TOO FAR by Triple H here!! JR: A LITTLE!! HE aimed at....well, children are watching here!! Triple H is making me SICK here!! KING: Well than you shouldn't be out here, JR!! JR: Triple H now, with that shovel again, and he RAMS the handle right into the breakbasket of the CWF Champion!! Trple H, now, gets Beryl back into the ring, and what is he getting....a monitor from the Spanish Announcing Table!! What the....?! Triple H, inot that ring with the monitor, and Beryl, trying to recover, and....TRIPLE H JUST SMASHED THAT MONITOR ON BERYL'S HEAD!! MY GOD, SHE COULD'VE BEEN ELECTICUTED HERE!!! 1......2......ANOTHER KICKOUT!! My God, we KNEW this match wasn't gonna be for the weak at heart, but we never IMAGINED anything like THIS in the early GOING!! KING: We're seeing Triple H like we've never seen him before!! JR: I STILL can't believe that Triple H would stoop THAT low to aim THERE on a WOMAN!! KING: Let's not talk about it, JR!! JR: Triple H now, with a SWIFT KICK TO THE RIBS OF BERYL THERE, A COUNT, AND A TWO AND A HALF AGAIN!! TRIPLE H NOW....OHHH!!! THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT!!! TRIPLE H HAD THAT "LOW BLOW" RETURNED TO HIM THE ONLY WAY THAT IT COULD THERE!! NOW BERYL IS FIGHTING BACK HERE, AND....OH MAN, A BOOT TO THE FACE BY TRIPLE H!! I THOUGHT THAT BERYL HAD A CHANCE TO BOUNCE BACK IN THIS MATCH!! KING: My God, JR, I've never SEEN anything LIKE this match here!! JR: Triple H, getting a chair from outside!! Back into the ring, and...uh oh, now to the knee, and....A RAM TO THE KNEE OF BERYL FROM THAT CHAIR!!! THAT'S THAT INJURED KNEE THAT TRIPLE H HAS BEEN TRYING TO KEEP INJURED FOR A NUMBER OF WEEKS, KING!! KING: NOW HE'S USING STRAGETY, JR!! HE KNOWS WHERE TO HIT NOW!!! JR: Triple H, and...AGAIN with that chair!! Triple H now is taking Beryl outside the ring here!! And now what is Triple H going for....electrical wires here!! He's strangling Beryl with those cables here!!! And now a cover, 2 and a KICKOUT again by Queen Beryl!! KING: Man, Triple H, finish her off!! JR: Triple H, now, going for...a steel rod!! Triple h....and he NAILED BERYL IN THE BACK WITH THAT ROD!! AND NOW...THE KNEE AGAIN!!! TRIPLE H IS TAKING THAT ROD AND STRIKING BERYL'S KNEE WITH THAT ROD!! COME ON, STOP THIS!! KING: IT'S NO HOLDS BARRED, JR!! JR: Triple H, now going up that ramp here!! He has Beryl, and now he's up at that stage area here!! What's he gonna do with her!! WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT'S WHERE WE SAW MERCURY TAKE THAT FALL FROM THE BODYDROP EARLIER, AND TRIPLE H...SHOVE BERYL...OH MY GOD, INTO THAT TABLE THERE!! RIGHT NEAR THE TECHNICIAN'S POSITION!!! TRIPLE H GOES DOWN TO MEET HER, AND NOW TRIPLE H I AGAIN WITH BERYL!! BERYL IS DEFENSELESS, AS THEY ARE IN THE CORNER OF THE PEPSI ARENA HERE!! KING: JR, we may SEE a new CWF Champion!! JR: Oh that would be a cold, cold day INDEED!! KING: WHAT?!!! JR: Triple H with Beryl and where is he going!! He's on top of a tech truck here thats in the arena!! Triple H slugging away at the CWF Champion!! What's he gonna...NO NO NO!!! BERYL IS TOO CLOSE HERE!!! WHAT IS HE.....OH MY GOD, DON'T DO THAT!!! Triple H pushes Beryl off of the truckm, and she lands RIGHT ON THE TECH TABLE, breaking it in half!! Y0u see sparks fly, as she also damn near broke the tech things. Some of the lights of the Pepsi Arena go out because of it, and now some of the things aren't working!! We can still hear the King and JR, though!! JR: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!! BERYL HAD THIS HAPPEN ONCE BEFORE, BUT NEVER LIKE THAT!! A WHOLE BUNCH OF SPARKS WERE FLYING WHEN SHE HIT, AND MANY OF THE LIGHTS HERE ARE OUT HERE!! KING: MY GOD, JR, SHE'S NOT MOVING!! JR: TRIPLE H IS COMNING DOWN, AND NOW EARL HABNER IS TRYING TO STOP HIM, AND...WAIT, NO NO NO!!! MY GOD, TRIPLE H JUST RAMMED EARL HEBNER'S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE TRUCK THERE!! KING: TRIPLE H WANTS IT!! HE CAN TASTE IT NOW!! JR: MY GOD, I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT IF TRIPLE H WINS THE MATCH THIS WAY!! KING: THERE'S NO REFEREE NOW, JR!! JR: YOUR RIGHT KING!! THERE IS NO REF NOW!! BUT TRIPLE H DOESN'T CARE!!! HE'S GOING TO GET QUEEN BERYL!! SHE HASN'T MOVED AN INCH SINCE SHE WENT INTO THAT TABLE! TRIPLE H HAS BERYL, AND HE'S ACTUALLY CARRING HER BACK INTO THE...NO NO NO!!! NOT ANOTHER...TABLE!!! MY GOD, BERYL MIGHT BE DEAD HERE!! KING: GOOD GOD, JR!!! I AGREE, NOW, TRIPLE H CAN JUST PIN HER, AND HE'S THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, IF THERE WAS A....TIM WHITE!! JR: OH NO!! TIM WHITE IS NOW THE REFEREE OUT HERE!!! TRIPLE H IS NOW CARRING BERYL BACK INTO THE RING!! HE HAS HER STRAPPED ON HIS SHOLDER HERE!! MY GOD, KING, BERYL'S STILL NOT MOVING!! WAIT A MINUTE!! TRIPLE H IS GOING TO...GOLLINNA PRESS...WAIT A MINUTE, NOT....NO NO NO!!!! [Triple H throws Beryl into the spanish announcing table, breaking that, but she also breaks another monitor on the way, and now sparks are flying again] OH MY GOD!!! KING: THAT'S IT, SHE DEAD!! JR: MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT, KING!! KING: I SAW IT, I SAW IT!!! JR: FOR GOD SAKES, TRIPLE H, THIS IS ENOUGH!! JUST PIN HER!! TRIPLE H NOW, RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US AGAIN!! OH NO!! NOT THE BELL!! TRIPLE H, THIS IS ENOUGH!! KING: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT!!! I AGREE, THIS IS ENOUGH HERE!!! JR: TIM WHITE CAN STOP THE MATCH AT ANYTIME HERE, AND NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO STOP THIS DAMN MATCH!! TRIPLE H, WITH THAT BELL, AND....OH MY GOD, HE NAILED BERYL IN THE HEAD WITH THAT BELL!! AND NOW, HE'S GONNA COVER HERE!!! HE GOING PRETTY SLOW, BUT I HAVE TO THINK THAT HE'LL BE THE CWF CHAMPION AFTERT TONIGHT, ALTHOUGH I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!! KING: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, JR!! JR: TRIPLE H IS NOT DESERVING OF THIS AFTER WHAT HE DID TO HER TONIGHT!!! AND HERE GOES THE COVER..........1..........2.......KICKOUT, KICKOUT, KICKOUT!!! MY GOD!! KING: HOW THE HELL DID SHE...?! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M BREATHING A SIGH OF RELIEF THAT THAT WAS ONLY TWO!! KING: I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DID IT!! AHHH!!! JR: MY GOD, BERYL IS ACTUALLY GETTING UP, BUT LOOK AT THE BLOOD THAT'S COMING DOWN!! HER FACE IS DAMN NEAR CRIMSON COVERED!! BLOOD IS COMING DOWN HER FACE!! BERYL NOW, FIGHTING BACK WITH EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH LEFT IN HER BODY!! BUT TRIPLE H IS LAUGHING!! SHE AIN'T EVEN FAZING HIM!! KING: TRIPLE H, YOUR NEW CWF CHAMPION AFTER TONIGHT, JR!!! JR: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SPIRIT THAT BERYL HAS TO KEEP FIGHTING!! EVEN IF YOU NOT A BERYL FAN, YOU HAVE TO AMIRE HER CHARISMA AND COURAGE GOING INTO TONIGHTS MATCH, KNOWING WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT!! KING: I'LL GIVE HER CREDIT, JR, BUT THE MATCH IS NOT OVER!! JR: TRIPLE H IS BACK INTO THE RING, AND BERYL IS BACK IN, AS WELL!!! TO THE ROPES, AND...WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT A RIDE TRIPLE H TOOK FROM THE HANDS OF BERYL!! HOW THE HELL ID SHE FIND THE ENDURANCE TO DO THAT!! KING: LOOK AT THIS!!! JR: YES, YES!!! BERYL IS TRYING TO GAIN BACK SOME MOMENTUM, AND TRYING TO GET A SECOND WIND HERE!! SHE HAS TRIPLE H, BUT SHE'S BARLEY STANDING!! WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN!!! We had Todd come in and nailing the rok with a CAMERA, we've had the Undertaker becoming the Nuber one contender for the title at No Mercy, we have new Tag Team Champions, and we MAY just have the biggest comback victory in CWF history!!! Beryl now, whips Triple H into the near side, and ....KNEE TO THE STOMACH OF TRIPLE H!!! AND SHE IS GETTING A SECOND WIND!!! KING: OH NO!!! JR: AND NOW BERYL IS AGAIN WITH TRIPLE H, AND....PILEDRIVER, AND THAT MAY BE ALL HERE!!! COME ON, BERYL, PIN HIM!!! PIN HIM!!! 1........2.......KICKOUT BY TRIPLE H!!! MY GOD, WHAT A CHANCE BERYL HAD!!! KING: DON'T TELL ME YOUR BIASED, JR!! JR: WHEN AM I NOT, KING!! KING: YOU HAVE A PERSONAL VENDATTA AGAINST TRIPLE H HERE?! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE OUT HERE IF THAT WAS IT, JR!! JR: BERYL NOW, WITH TRIPLE H, AND NOW.....OH NO!!! CHYNA IS AGAIN COMING OUT HERE!! KING: I THOUGHT SHE WAS BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!! JR: SHE WAS, BUT SHE'S DISOBEYING THE REF'S ORDERS, AND NOW SHE'S IN THE RING, AND NOW TRIPLE H WHIPS BERYL INTO THE ROPES, AND....CHYNA NAILED BERYL, AND NOW...OH NO!!!! CHYNA HAS...THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!! KING: THAT'S THE ONLY THING TRIPLE H HASN'T USED ON THE QUEEN YET!! JR: AND TRIPLE H IS GONNA USE IT, TOO!!! HE.....OH MY GOD, HE NAILED BERYL'S KNEE WITH IT!!! AND AGAIN!!! MY GOD, AND NOW...HE JUST IT BERYL'S BCK WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!! THAT MAY JUST BE ALL HERE!! NOW TRIPLE H HAS BERYL, AND NOW...OH NO, HE IS READY TO GO WITH THAT PETEGREE HERE, AND....NO, BODY DROP FROM BERYL, AND NOW TRIPLE H IS BACK UP...........PSYCHADELIC DRIVER!!! PSYCHDELIC DRIVER!!! BERYL HAS NAILED IT.....1............2............YES YES YES!!! THAT WAS THREE!!!! [the bell rings] THE CWF CHAMPIONSHIP IS STILL A MARK IN THE CWF!!! CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL CWF CHAMPION, QUEEN BERYL!! JR: YES!!! BERYL IS STILL!!! OH NO!!! TRIPLE H, THE SORE LOSER HE IS, JUST NAILED BERYL'S KNEE WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! TRIPLE H IS A SORE LOSER INDEED, AS HE IS STILL... All of a sudden, a sound erupts....OF SHATTERED GLASS!!! STONE COLD HAS ARRIVED!!! JR: STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!!! KING: WHAT?! JR: STONE COLD HAS ARRIVED, AND HIM AND TRIPLE H HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE FROM THE WWF, AS WELL AS THE CWF, AND HERE THEY GO HERE!!! STONE COLD AND TRIPLE H HERE, AND THEIR.....STUNNER, STUNNER, AND STONE COLD HAS MADE HIS MARK [his music plays] HERE IN THE CWF, AND GOD KNOWS WHAT THE WWF'S UNFORGIVEN HAS IN STORE FOR THOSE TWO!!! THEY HAVE A HUGE SCORE TO SETTLE STILL!! KING: WHY DID HE DO THIS HERE IN THE CWF!!! IT'S NOT HIS RIGHT TO EVEN BE HERE TONIGHT!!! JR: FOR GOD SAKES, STONE COLD IS BACK IN THE CWF, AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER, EXCEPT IF YOU SAY THAT I'M HAPPY ABOUT WHO WON THE CWF CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH TONIGHT!!! BERYL IS STILL THE CWF CHAMPION, DAMN IT!!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! They go off the air with that ________________________________________________________________________ ___ What did you think about the ending, as well as everything else that happened tonight!!! E-Mail me back with your replys, as well as to if you thought the matches were any good or not!!! Raw will be sent tommorrow night!! Till then, so long everybody!!! Plus, "orders" for No Mercy are now being taken!!