CWF NO MERCY PAY-PER-VIEW RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd, WaSP G0LD, or GKnight 4 (all @aol.com) DISCLAIMER: Nothing is mine ____________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly The New Guy Lucas PLACE: Challotte Arena, in Charlotte, North Caolina RING ANNOUNCER: Lillian Garcia ____________________________________________________ ANN.: AND NOW, SQUARESOFT PRESENTS CWF NO MERCY!! The graphic ends, and all of the people get on their feet and cheer to the top of their lungs, ready for the CWF, and are ready for No Mercy. After about a minute or so, Jim Ross starts to commentate. JR: WELCOME TO THE CHARLOTTE ARENA!! THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SOLD OUT FOR WEEKS, AND THEY ARE JAKKED, AS THIS PLACE WILL EXPLODE WITH THREE OR MORE HOURS OF CWF NO MERCY!! HELLO EVERYONE, I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, AND KING, WE BETTER BE READY FOR SOME REAL TIME SLOBBERKNOCKERS HERE TONIGHT!! KING: WELL, JR, BE READY, BECAUSE NO MERCY IS GONNA TAKE OFF WHERE NO FEDERATION HAS DONE BEFORE!! TONIGHT, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE CWF, A SIX-PACK MATCH WILL BE WITNESSED, AND THAT IS FOR THE CWF TITLE!! The Pokemon theme starts, and Ash comes out to the music. JR: But we are gonna start off with Ash vs. Todd here, and this match has been brewing for the past few weeks!! It was Todd who thought that Ash didn't help him when he was against the Rock, and Ash thought that Todd intentionally refused to help him when he was attacked at the same point by Jeff Jarrett, who will be in that career match with Vegeta here tonight. But Todd and Ash have since seen their friendship crumble. KING: I don't believe the way this friendship has seen the dark point, JR!! They were being attacked at the same time by two different people, and not one of those two saw the other being attacked. After hearing about each other's unfortunate mishaps, too, one would think that at least ONE of the two would realize why the other didn't help them, but they havent YET. JR: You know, King, that may be a very good question to ask someone, but I think that not one of those two will WANT to realize it after tonight. Todd now comes out to the same music. JR: And now here comes Todd, and in a few minutes, the first match on CWF No Mercy will be underway, live from the Charlotte Arena, in Charlotte North Caolina, and this place was lined up to get into this arena from the street, and THEN some. KING: I was even having a hard time getting in here tonight. JR: Well, the two individuals are in the ring, and the bell rings, officially starting this match. Ash and Todd, sizing up each other, and this is the first match of a hell of a night it will surely be here tonight. Ash now, and a technical lock up with Todd, and now into the corner, and now referee Mike Kiota is calling for a clean break, and will get one from Ash. BUT TODD JUST KICKED HIM IN THE BREAD BASKET, and now Todd is going to work on what we probably can now call former friend. To the near side, and a knee to the face by Todd. Back to the ropes goes Ash, and now a DDT by Todd on the youngster. KING: Todd may have the upper hand, but you can't underestimate Ash. You know what kind of athlete he became at Wrestlemania a couple of months ago, JR!! JR: Yes, we did see that out of him, and we may see it again tonight at No Mercy. But right now, Todd has the upper hand, and back up is Ash, and now kicks to the midsection, and now to the ropes, and now GOOD LORD!! A HELL OF A BACKBREAKER BY TODD THAT ALMOST TOOK ASH OUT OF THE GAME HERE IN THE EARLY GOING!! KING: MY GOSH, JR!! That had to break his back into a million pieces. JR: And now to the top rope goes Todd, but he is wasting valuable time, and now Ash is trying to get back up, and now Todd gets caught, and and Ash, trying to...WOAH, TODD JUST SHOVED ASH OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE, AND NOW A FROG SPLASH THAT CAUGHT IT'S MARK!! 1, 2, AND A KICKOUT BY 2 BY ASH THAT ALMOST WASN'T SO!! KING: I thought that was three, but Mike Kiota said it was two. JR: Mike Kiota was on top of that entire thing, and now Todd is really starting to get the better of Ash here!! Todd, now, with a sholder breaker that time, and now he gets Ash back up, and now again to the ropes, missing with a closeline, and now a BACKICK BY ASH THAT MAY BE WHAT HE NEEDED TO HIT!! That may be the break that Ash needed to get the upper hand here!! KING: Look at Ash, he's starting to try to geta second wind in this match. JR: And listen to the fans, voicing their opinions on THEIR favorite, and for the first time in his CWF Career, Ash has the fans on HIS side, and that is a big surprise, knowing what he has tried to do in his career, King!! KING: Yeah!! I know it! Remember his pre-Wrestlemania days?! JR: I rather not!! That was his low-point, and he said himself that he HATED doing that angle. But Ash right now, is getting a break of steam, and now to the ropes goes Todd, and back INTO THAT KNEE OF ASH, AND A DOUBLE ARM DDT THAT TIME BY THE YOUNGSTER, AND NOW THIS JAM-PACKED CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT!! ASH NOW, WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! 1, 2, AND ONLY A COUNT OF TWO!! NOW BACK TO THE ROPES AND NOW TODD TRYING FOR A HURRICURANA, AND ASH REVERSES WITH A HELLATIOUS POWERBOMB!! WILL THAT BE ALL?! NO, A KICKOUT BY TODD AGAIN!! KING: Ash can smell it now!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE, WHY IS....?! D-GENERATION X IS COMING OUT HERE, BT WHY ARE THEY OUT HERE NOW DURING THIS MATCH, KING?! KING: I DON'T KNOW?! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE THINGS?! JR: WELL, DX IS TAKING A SEAT ON THE FAR OUTSIDE THERE!! I guess they just want a closer look at who they may face in the near future. And now Ash has Todd into the ropes, and a BEAR HUG IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! THIS WILL BE ALL OVER IF HE CAN GET TODD TO SUB...WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS THE ROAD DOG DOING!! HE'S DISTRACTING THE REF, AND X-PAC IS IN THE RING, AND TO THE FAR SIDE, AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO ASH BY X-PAC!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, AND NOW X-PAC, WITH THE X-FACTOR IN THE RING ON ASH, AND NOW HE HIGHTAILS IT, AND NOW TELLS TODD TO PIN HIM!! THE REF DIDN'T SEE A DAMN THING, AND 1.......2.........3!!! THE WINNER OF THIS THING IS TODD, BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS DX DOING...OH WHAT THE HELL?! KING: DX is giving todd a DX shirt!! JR: Oh, don't you tell me that he's...NO, NO, NO!! TODD IS NOW WITH DX!! GOD DAMN IT!! KING: HE'S WITH DX, AND THAT MAY NOT MAKE ASH VERY HAPPY WHEN HE FINDS THIS OUT!! JR: THIS IS A HELLATIOUS TURN OF EVENTS HERE, FOLKS!! THIS WAS THE LAST THING THAT WE WERE EXPECTING!! I GUESS DX WAS RECRUTING BETWEEN SMACK DOWN AND TONIGHT!! BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, ASH WILL LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY, AND THIS LITTLE WAR IS NOT OVER HERE!! KING: BUT LOOK WHAT WE HAVE NEXT, JR!! JR: The Hardcore Title Match is next on the list, and that will be Sailor Mercury vs. Sailor Jupiter, and this may be a barnburner!! Two friends will have to become bitter enemies here tonight in Charlotte!! KING: Oh, you ain't kidding, JR!! Before the night is done, we may see a hell of a brawl, and someone ain't gonna look pretty after this one is through!! Sailor Mercury's music starts up, and she heads towards the ring. GARCIA: THIS CONTEST IS A HARDCORE TITLE MATCH, SCHEDUALED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM TOKYO JAPAN, THE CHALLENGER, WEIGHING 180 POUNDS, SAILOR MERCURY!! JR: Mercury is looking to try to gain back the Hardcore title, but to do so, she will have to get past Sailor Jupiter, who is the CWF Hardcore Champion right now. KING: Yep, and you know, JR, this is the first time Sailor Mercury has gotten into a ring since Unforgiven!! JR: That is damn sure right, and Mercury will tonight make sure that she wins this match, but not if Jupiter has anything to say about it. Sailor Jupiter's music starts and she runs towards the ring. JR: AND JUPITER GOES INTO THE RING, AND THE MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!! Jupiter and Mercury are exchanging blows, and now to the corner of the ring, and now an irishwhip to the tunrbuckle, anbd Jupiter FOLLOWS UP WITH A STINGING CLOSELINE!! KING: MY GOSH!! JR: Mercury is now outside of the ring here, and is going under the ring for something!! She gets a hammer from under the ring. JR: THAT'S A HAMMER THAT SHE HAS, AND NOW BACK INTO THE RING, AND SHE MISSES WITH THAT HAMMER, AND JUPITER HAS HER SET UP, AND A VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Mercury ALMOST got Jupiter down and out early here. KING: Yeah, but how do you think Jupiter got to be the Hardcore Champion?! JR: I certanly do think that Jupiter is a monumental fighter, and can get you in a variety of ways, but the Hardcore Matches are Mercury's forte. Back up now is Mercury, and now an irish whip to the far side, and a leap frog by Jupiter, and a BACKWARDS MONKEY FLIP!! KING: SHE MADE JESSIE'S MOVE BETTER, JR!! JR: Later tonight is that Tag Team title match!! But right now, back outside of the ring, and Jupiter has a table now. She's setting it up outside the far side of the ring. And now a body slam sends Mercury onto the table, and now Jupiter in the ring, and now to the near side and A MOONSAULT FROM INSIDE THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE, AND THAT BROKE THE TABLE, AND NOW A COVER, AND ONLY A 2 COUNT THAT TIME BY JUPITER ON MERCURY, BUT THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A MOVE THAT TIME, KING!! KING: They're gonna put their bodies on the line, JR!! JR: Now Jupiter send Mercury into the steel barricade, OH LOOK OUT, AND MERCURY COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP, AND NOW THEY ARE IN THE CROWD HERE!! KING: WATCH OUT, GUYS!! JR: And they are fighting in the crowd, going ever so deeper into the crowd. KING: Where are they going? JR: They're going towards the backstage area. Either that or back to the entranceway. And they are near that entranceway now, and Mercury SHOVES JUPITER'S HEAD INTO THE STEEL RAILING THERE, AND back out of the crowd now. Jupiter has some of those cables, and now Mercury is being strangled by those wires. Jupiter now, back to her feet, and now shoves Mercury through the curtains, and now where are they going. KING: They ARE going into the locker rooms, JR!! JR: They are, and we are gonna follow them. We are now back in the backstage area, and now Mercury, with Jupiter, and into a steel ladder that was there, and now Mercury climbs the ladder, and...A SPINNING HEEL KICK OFF OF THE LADDER ON JUPITER!! 1, 2, and another kickout, this time by Jupiter. Going backstage even further, and now into a abandoned locker room they go, and Jupiter RAMS MERCURY INTO THE LOCKER THERE, AND NOW JUPTER HAS THAT BENCH UP, AND SHE RAMS IN INTO THE RIBS OF MERCURY!! She's not done yet, though!! KING: They're going out of the locker room, JR!! JR: And now back into the hallway there, and now Jupiter and Mercury are up on a table there, and now Jupiter sets up for a piledriver on the table there, and Mercury is blocking it, and a reversal AND ALL THE WAY OFF THE TABLE JUPITER WENT ON THAT BACK BODY DROP REVERSAL!! KING: HER BACK HAS GOTTA BE OUT OF IT, JR!! JR: It very well may be, and now to the garage area. Mercury and Jupiter now, fighting outside in the garage area, and Mercury rams Jupiters head into that garbage truck, and now Mercury has a trash can, and she HITS JUPITER with that steel trash can, and now she gets that trash can onto Jupiter here and now going back, and running, and A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE HEAD OF JUPITER, AND NOW A COVER, 2, AND A KICKOUT THAT TIME BY THE CHAMPION!! Where are they going now?! KING: That's otutside the whole arena, JR!! JR: They are outside the Charlotte Arena here, and on the sidewalk goes the two individuals. Mercury now, on top of a car, and now Jupiter is on top of it too, and now Mercury setting up for a piledriver on that car, and she CONNECTS WITH IT, AND JUPITER is down on top of a damn car, and 1, 2, and ANOTHER kickout here!! KING: How is she able to kick out of all of this?! JR: All the shots that Jupiter has taken were to the head area. I guess Mercury is trying to aim for that part of the body, for some reason!! And now in the middle of the street goes the two!! KING: Watch out!! JR: And Mercury now, trying to wear out Jupiter, and a body slam on the concrete road, and now where is she going. KING: She's going towards a car, JR!! AHHH!! JR: She's starting up that car here, and what is she gonna do with it. KING: Why are the keys even in that car?! JR: You tell me that answer, and we'll BOTH know!! And...WIT A MINUTE, JUPITER IS BACK UP, AND MERCURY IS STEPPING ON THE GAS!! NO, NO, NO!! Mercury rams into Jupiter with the car with great speed. JR: MY GOD!! MY GOD!! MY GOD!! JUPITER JUST GOT HIT BY THAT DAMN CAR, AND NOW MERCURY IS TRYIN GEVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO WIN THIS MATCH, BUT JUPITER HAS GOTTA BE HURT AFTER THAT, KING!! KING: MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! JR: And Mercury is coming over with that car, and now she's out of it, and 1, 2, KICKOUT, KICKOUT!! KING: LOOK AT THE BLOOD!! JR: GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! THAT OPENED A BIG GASH ON JUPITER, MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN ONE!! JUPITER REALLY GOT RAMMED BY MERCURY WITH THAT CAR!! And out...wait a minutew, Mercury now has Jupiter in that car, and into another one goes Mercury, I think that's hers this time!! KING: NOW what!! JR: And now trying to...NO NO NO!! MECURY RAMS THAT CAR RIGHT INTO THE CAR JUPITER IS IN, AND AGAIN, AND NOW CARRYING IT ALONG, AND WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?! THAT CAR IS NOW RIGHT AGAINST THE OUTSIDE WALL OF THE CHARLOTTE ARENA HERE, AND MERCURY BACKS UP WITH THAT CAR...WAIT A MINUTE, NO NO NO!! KING: OH MY GOD!! Mercury rams the car Jupiter is in AGAIN with hers, but this time into the outside wall of the Chalotte Arena. JR: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! GOD DAMN IT, THERE'S A HUMAN BEING IN THERE!! KING: SHE DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE, JR!! JR: SHE'S DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN THE TITLE HERE TONIGHT, NUT HOW FAR CAN SHE GO IS THE QUESTION!! NOW SHE GETS JUPITER OUT OF THE CAR, AND 1, 2, A KICKOUT!! GOD LORD, HOW THE HELL WAS SHE ABLE TO KICKOUT OF THAT!! KING: I DON'T KNOW, JR, BUT I THINK THAT JUPITER WON'T BE LASTING TOO MUCH LONGER!! JR: THEY'RE COMING BACK INTO THE ARENA, HERE, AND NOW MERCURY IN THE MAIN LOBBY OF THE CHARLOTTE ARENA!! KING: YOU NEED A TICKET TO COME IN THAT WAY!! JR: I DON'T THINK EITHER ONE OF THOSE TWO CARES IF THEY HAVE ONE OR NOT!! THEY'RE FIGHTING INTO...WAIT A MINUTE, THEY'RE COMING BACK HERE!! HERE THEY COME, BACK TO THE RINGSIDE AREA, AND NOW JUPITER IS ALL COVERED IN HER OWN BLOOD HERE, AND NOW...WAIT A MINUTE, JUPITER IS FIGHTING BACK WITH ALL THAT SHE HAS!! JUPITER, SHOVES...MY GOD, DOWN THE STAIRS GOES MERCURY, AND SHE FELL ALL THE WAY DOWN THE STAIRS HITTING EACH ONE ON THE WAY DOWN, MY GOD, SHE MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN NECK, KING!! KING: It was a desperate move, JR!! Like the way or not, this gives her the break she needed!! To try to get back into this match. JR: That is, if she can capalize here!! She's going down the steps, and now Mercury is trying her damest to get back up, and now JupiteR GETS CAUGHT BY MERCURY, AND NOW SETTING UP FOR THAT ATOMIC DROP, AND...ONTO THE RAILING OF THE STEPS THERE, AND YOU'VE GOTTA IMAGINE HOW MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW JUPITER MUST BE FEELING AFTER THAT!! KING: I don't want to think about it, JR!! JR: Mercury, getting Jupiter out of the crowd, and riught here near us here, and now, Mercury shoves Jupiter back into the ring!! KING: They made a big circle, JR!! JR: Mercury, getting another table into the ring, and she's setting that thing up...wait a minute, what else is she...OHJ MY GOD, KING, THAT'S GASOLIIENE!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE GONNA DO WITH THAT?! KING: WHERE DID SHE EVEN GET IT?! JR: WHEREVER SHE GOT IT, SHE POURING THAT GASOLIENE ALL OVER THE TABLE THERE, and now with a tourch, and....OH MY GOD, THE TABLE IS ON FIRE, KING!! GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY!! KING: AND LOOK AT THIS!! JR: MERCURY IS SETTING UP FOR A POWERBOMB, AND OH MY GOD, SHE'S GONNA DO IT ON THE TABLE, AND THAT ON FIRE, DAMN IT!! AND SHE HAS HER UP, AND...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, THE TABLE BROKE THERE, AND NOW JUPITER IS OUT, AND SHE WENT THROUGH THAT BLAZE, AND NOW MERCURY DRAGS HER OUT, AND 1........2........3!!! THERE IS A NEW CHAMPION, DAMN IT!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW CWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, SAILOR MERCURY!! JR: GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY, THAT TABLE IS STILL ON FIRE, AND MERCURY IS...WAIT A MINUTE, SHE'S JUST WALKING OUT THERE!! DON'T TELL ME SHE ISN'T EVEN GONNA SEE IF HER FRIEND IS OKAY!! KING: I think she saw that officials are putting out the fire there, JR!! JR: I don't think she even cared if she was okay or not. KING: Jupiter should've been ready for it, JR!! JR: But still, the match is over now!! She should at least CARE!! What's gonna transpire from this?! KING: Well, I know what may transpire from the next match!! And that is that we will finally realize who the REAL Team Rocket is, and that's Butch and Cassidy, JR!! JR: Well, that remains to be seen as Butch and Cassidy takes on Jessie and James for the Tag Team Championships!! Here's a look at how this match came to be. [start flashback] COLE: AND WHAT A GREAT END UP! WHAT AN EXCELLENT TEAM WE GOT HERE! WAIT!? WHO IS THIS? SERENA: They got the same uniforms are Team Rocket but are black... ...The other TR members then continue beating Jessie, James, and Meowth, they set up James and Jessie for powerbombs and first goes Jessie then James falls right on top of her. THe two then run off to the top of the ramp where Giovanni is waiting for them! ...GIOVANNI: It's that simple, I order these two to beat the living hell out of those other two morons and their stupid cat also. ...Unfortunately...TEAM ROCKET DX JUMPS THE THREE FROM BEHIND! ...SERENA: IT'S A WAR OUT IN THE BACK! On the following Smack Down... COLE: ...WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THE HELL!! A MAN IN A HOODED ROBE IS RUNNING OUT HERE!! WHO THE HELL?!...DECKED GIOVANNI WITH THE CHAIR, AND NOW THE FIGURE IS LAYING THE SMACK DOWN ON BUTCH AND CASSIDY WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! ...He undos the robe...IT'S DANIEL OF TEAM ROCKET!! COLE: [in his best excited voice] KING, DANIEL IS BACK!! THAT WAS DANIEL!! HE'S BACK, AND HE'S HELPED TEAM ROCKET OUT BIG TIME, AND BUTCH, CASSIDY, AND GIOVANNI IS OUT COLD!! DANIEL HAS THE MIKE!! DANIEL: ...LEARN IT.....KNOW IT........LIVE IT....!! J&J, DANIEL, & CROWD: SUCK IT!! ...COLE: ...THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW, ON THE...STENERM OF GIOVANNI!! 1, 2, 3!!! [bell rings] WE HAVE THE WINNER!!....DANIEL IS BACK IN THE FOLD WITH TEAM ROCKET!! Last SD before NM... HHH: ...I say who gets to keep what!...you really don't own your part of DX, we do! We outnumber you. 4-3! A stupid bastard cat doesn't count!...So...YOU ARE KICKED OUT OF DEGENERATION X, AND... GK: I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT UP, BITCH! [crowd cheers] ...HHH: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! GK: YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID! Jesse, James, Daniel, and Meowth. ...THE CROWD CHEERS! ...DANIEL: I CAN SAY YES THIS WAY! WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA... CROWD: SUCK IT! ...COLE: MY GOD! A BRAWL HAS TAKEN PLACE OUT HERE! TEAM ROCKET AND DX ARE FIGHTING OUT HERE! ...BUTCH, CASSIDY AND GIOVANNI!!! [end flashback] BG: (BO-BOOM!!!) PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!! (BO-BOOM!!!) MAKE IT DOUBLE!! Then new music (kind of like Rob Zombie-type with a little twist) accompanies Jessie and James to ringside. JR: HOW ABOUT THAT NEW ENTRANCE, KING!! KING: I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, JR!! I PROBABLY WON'T CARE!! IN FACT, I DON'T CARE!! JR: You saw in the flashback that DX turned on Jessie and James of Team Rocket last thursday on Smack Down, and I have got to say that that may hurt TR's chances here tonight. KING; Oh, will you STOP calling them Team Rocket!! They are NOT the real thing!! The real thing will come out in just a few moments, JR!! JR: Well, no matter who IS the real Team Rocket, we DO know that this will bew pon ehell of a matchup, and this match will be for the Tag Team Gold here tonight. The gloomy TR music starts, and Giovanni, Butch, and cassidy enter the ringside area. KING: HERE'S the real deal, JR!! JR: WELL, THE 'REAL DEAL' JUST GOT MET MID-ASILE BY JESSIE AND JAMES!! JESSIE ALL OVER CASSIDY, AND JAMES ALL OVER BUTCH, AS WE EXPECTED!!! BUTCH AND CASSIDY ARE HAVING THEIR TROUBLES HERE IN THIS MATCHUP ALREADY!! BUTCH NOW IS BEING DRUG INTO THEW RING BY JAMES, and the bell sounds and we are now OFFICIALLY underway in this match, but the two opponents of who I PERSONALLY think is the real TR, Jessie and James, got the jump on B&C in the early going here, King!! KING: That was not fair, JR!! JR: Butch now, being manhandled by James, and a press slam, and look at the power of James!! and Butch takes the ride back down, and now James with a realr chin lock here, and Butch quickly back up to his feet, and elbow shots to the sternem!! To the ropes is Butch, leap frog by James, and a nice hip toss that time, and again with the hip toss, and another one!! Quickly, James makes a quick succession of nicely gone hip tosses, King!! KING: I'm not cutting them down because of the way they wrestle, JR!! I agree that they pay their dues in the ring!! I just believe that B&C are the real Team Rocket!! That's all I'm saying!! JR: Oh!! Okay, then. Back to the match, Butch tags in Cassidy, and now James has tagged in Jessie, and now Jessie takes Cassidy to the ropes, and a nice hip toss by Jessie. Now back to the ropes is Cassidy, Jessie ducks, now a leap frog, and now a MONKEY FLIP BY JESSIE!! A HELL OF ONE THAT TIME!! KING: CASSIDY GOT FEQUENT FLYER MILES ON THAT ONE!! JR: Now, back to the ropes goes Cassidy, and now Jessie, setting up for another Monkey flip, and... Jessie, though, decides to do a little balancing act first. She gets Cassidy onto her boots, and lifts her whole body up by her legs!! KING: AHHH!! JR: GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! LOOK AT THAT STRENGTH AND POWER!! AND NOW SHE ROCKETS CASSIDY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, NO PUN INTENDED, BUT SHE HELD HER ON HER BOOTS FOR ABOUT 10 SECONDS BEFORE EXECUTING THAT MONKEY FLIP, AND NOW TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE GOES JESSIE, AND A HURRICURANA FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND SHE'S GOT THE LEGS, TWO, AND A KICKOUT THAT TIME BY CASSIDY!! KING: I thought it would be over then and there!! JR: The early pin almost scored big time, and this match had the chance to end early here. Butch, wanting the tag, and both of these teams will have to make fequent tags if they want to win this fight. But Jessie gets Cassidy to J&J's corner, and here comes James back into the ring!! James now, with a drop kick, and it seems that J&J are using a plethora of moves and combinations to try to outdue the other team, King!! KING: I have to amit, J&J have the real STRAGETY here!! JR; WAIT A MINUTE, BUTCH HAS THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES, AND THE REF IS BEING DISTRACTED, AND JAMES IS BEING DRUG INTO B&C'S CORNER, AND...OH MY!! A PUNCH TO THE FACE WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES INTACT, AND JAMES IS OUT HERE!! CASSIDY, TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND A COVER!! TWO, AND....KICKOUT THAT TIME BY JAMES!! I didn't think he would get out of that one, King!! KING: I didn't think so, either!! JR: And now Cassidy, arguing to the ref that that was three, but referee Tim White, clearly stating that that was only a two count that time!! Cassidy, now, tags in Butch, and now lets see if Butch can get the job done here tonight in the Charlotte arena!! Butch now, puts James on the top rope, and what's he gonna do with him, and a HURRICURANA FROM THE TOP ROPE, and James is in a real bind here!! He needs to make a tag!! A COVER, and a near fall that time from Butch, and now Butch send james to the ropes and a SHOLDER TO KNEE THAT TIME!! 2, and ANOTHER kickout, and I think Butch is starting to get a little fustrated that he cannot put James away here!! KING: Something tells me that Buch can get the job done tonight!! He just needs to find the right move to do him in!! JR: Butch gets James back up, and now to the far side, and a SLEEPER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND THIS IS NOT GOOD!! BUTCH IS FACING JAMES'S PARTNER, JESSIE, TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE DOES NOT COME INTO THE RING AND SAVE HER PARTNER FROM THIS HOLD, IN WHICH SHE MAY NEED TO, BECUASE JAMES IS GOING DOWN FROM THE SLEEPER, AND THIS IS BAD, AS IF JAMES CANNOT GET OUT OF THIS, BUTCH AND CASSIDY WILL BE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! JAMES IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS, AND BUTCH IS LOCKING HIS LEGS AROUND THE WASTE OF JAMES TO STRENGTHEN THE SUBMISSION HOLD HERE!! JAMES IS TOO FAR AWAY FROMTHE ROPES FOR THAT TO BE OF ANY USE!! KING: THIS THING MAY BE OVER RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! JR: AND NOW CASSIDY IS CHEERING ON HER PARTNER, AS WELL SHE SHOULD BE AT THIS POINT, BECAUSE HE IS PROBABLY MOMENTS AWAY FROM GETING THE GOLD, AND NOW TIM WHITE, CHECKIUNG THE HAND, AND IT DROPS ONCE!! KING: Two more times and this thing is over, JR!! JR: Tim White is now going for the check again, and that's the second time now that james hasn't responded to the check, and one more time, and we have new tag team champions!! White, checking, and....THE ARM IS UP, AND JAMES IS STARTIING TO GET UP, BUT BUTCH STILL HAS THAT HOLD, AND NOW HE HAS THOSE LEGS WRAPPED AROND HIM, AND HE'S LEECHED ONTO JAMES'S BACK, AND JAMES MUST REACH FOR THE ROPES...WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, JR!! JR: HE'S DOING MORE THAN REACH FOR THE ROPES, HE'S REACHING FOR THE TAG TO JESSIE, WHICH HE'S REALLY GONNA NEED HERE!! CAN HE?!! HAVING BUTCH ON YOUR BACK LIKE THAT IS LIKE TRYING TO CARRY A GOVERNMENT MULE ON YOUR BACK!! IT'S NOT EASY, BUT JAMES IS TRYING HIS DAMNEST TO GET TO HIS CORNER....AND HE DOESN, AND NOW JESSIE COMES IN, AND NOW BUTCH GOES FOR THE RIDE, AND BACK DOWN FROM THE WELL-EXECUTES SLAM, AND NOW CASSIDY, GETS THE SAME TREATMENT!! JESIE IS CLEANING OUT HERE, AND CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAOLINA, HAS EXPLODED!! JEESSIE, NOW, WITH BUTCH, AND TO THE ROPES GOES BUTCH, AND A SINGLE ARM DDT THAT TIME, AND NOW TO THE ROPES GOES JESSIE, AND A HELL OF A LEGDROP THAT TIME, AND 1......2......AND ALMOST A COUNT OF THREE!! BUTCH BARLY HAD THAT LEFT SHOLDER UP IN TIME....WAIT A MINUTE!! GIOVANNI IS GETTING UP ON THE RING APRON, AND NOW BUTCH HAS THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES AGAIN!!! KING: MAYBE IT'LL...AHHH!!! JR: HERE COMES DANIEL OF TEAM ROCKET!! HE'S GONNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS IS A FAIR FIGHT, AND NOW HE'S STRIPPED BUTCH OF THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES, AND HE'S GONNA GET THEM WITH THOSE THINGS, AND... However, he...TURNS AROUND AND HITS JESSIE AND JAMES WITH THE KNUCKLES. JR: WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT IN THE HELL HAS JUST HAPPENED?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, JR?! I THOUGHT DANIEL WAS GONNA...!! JR: WE THOGUTH DANIEL WAS GONNA HELP JESSIE AND JAMES, BUT INSTEAD, AND NOW BUTCH IS PINNING BOTH OF THEM, AND TIM WHITE DIDN'T SEE WHAT HAPPEED, AND 1.......2.........3!!!! WE HAVE NEW TAG CHAMPS, BUT CLEARLY BY CROOK!! KING: AND LOOK AT DANIEL!! JR; HE AND GIOVANNI ARE HUGGING!! MY GOD, KING, I THINNK DANIEL IS...YES, HE IS!! THAT BACKSTABBER, DANIEL, HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE TWO THAT MADE HIM WHO HE IS!! WHAT KIND OF THANKS IS THAT?!! Well, as Jessie and James pull themselves together and tries to figure out why this turn of events happened, we want to remind you that Animerica Anime Magazine has announced a theme for their fanart section, and it is pro- wrestling!! So, in spirt of it, we would like you to enter a CWF drawing for submission into their magazine!! Make sure that it is a scene from eithe RAW IS WAR, SMACK DOWN, Sunday Night Heat, or the Pay-Per-Views. Remember that if you need any reference, you can look in the archives at A Sailor Moon Romance, now at www.moonromance.com, under the library, and "D". And make sure you mention something about the CWF in that, so we can get the word out more about how popular this has become!! KING: You mean to tell us that they are actually gonna have pro- wrestling in an Anime MAGAZINE?! JR: That's right, King!! KING: I can draw what we could see in the next match, which is either Vegeta or Jarrett leaving the CWF for good!! JR: That is right!! The next match is a special Loser-Leaves match!! The rules are simple! This is a glorified ladder match, and the first one to get that guitar handing way above the ring, and use it on his opponent, will be the winner, and the loser gets the pink slip. KING: Well, JR, Vegeta has said that he would do this for Goku, and we know why!! Jeff Jarrett's music starts to play. JR: Well, Jarrett is starting to come out here, and Charlotte is vocing their opinions on Jarrett, and they are not very nice, because of what he has done to Chichi, who is seven-months pregnant, assulted our collegue, Serena Sommers, many times as well. In fact, his last attack on Serena was last Monday night on Raw, and King, I know even you didn't like this!! KING: No, I didn't because she was fully covered in her own blood, JR!! I mean, I like Jeff!! I think he's a talented, fine young superstar in the ring, but he has a very poor personallity outside of the ring, and it may cost him his CWF career here tonight!! JR: Well, Jeff has entered the ring, and now here comes Vegeta, and he's coming to the ring slowly, to get a close look at his competition, and now he enters the ring, and here they go!! There are no rules in this match, as the two slug it out here in the center of the ring!! KING: We won't see one of these two after tonight, JR!! JR: That is damn sure true, King, and as Vegeta sends Jarrett to the ropes, and a missle drop kick that time by Vegeta, the New Guy told me that he hopes to GOD that Vegeta wins here tonight, because he stated that it was Serena that GOT him into the CWF, King!! KING: Is that TRUE?! JR: GREAT VERTICAL SUPLEX THAT TIME FROM VEGETA!! It certanly IS, King!! KING: I never KNEW that!! JR: Well, King, now you do, and WHAT A HELLUVIA RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP THAT TIME FROM VEGETA!! We still have that Six-Pack match for the CWF title here tonight. Plus, the Rock and Giovanni immediatly following this one right here, as Vegeta now, goes to the outside with Jarrett, and now Jarrett, trying to fight back with a series of rights and now an irish whip INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL stairs fron Jarrett, and now Vegeta is in trouble, and Jarrett RAMS HIS KNEE INTO THE CHEST OF VEGETA, AND THIS MATCH IS TURNING IN FAVOR OF DOUBLE J HERE!! KING: The New Guy couldn't be happy about this right now!! JR: Oh, I'm betting that he's rooting for Vegeta right now, as well is Serena, who's still in the hospital, reccoperating from the assult last Monday by Double J!! Jarrett, now, is going for that ladder, and VEGETA RECOVERED AND SENT JARRETT INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE, AND THAT WON'T DO JARRETT ANY GOOD, AS VEGETA NOW, GETS THAT LADDER INTO THE RING!! KING: Is Vegeta onna try to get that guitar already?! JR: That's what it looks like to ME, King!! And now Vegeta, has Jarrett, and gets him into the ring, and now he' s putting that ladder on the turnbuckle, and now he has Jarrett on the far side here, and now to the facing turnbuckle is Jarrett, and Vegeta going to work on the Tennessee naitive here, and now an Irish Whip, and NO, reversal, and what strength, as vegeta flipped and hit that ladder with his back, and that has to take a lot out of vegeta, as Jarrett now, gets that ladder, and start to climb up and try to get the guitar!! Remember, just getting the guitar is not enough!! You have to hit your oppponent with it in order to win this match!! KING: And that will probably be....AHHH!! JR; VEGETA SHOVED THAT LADDER DOWN, AND JARRETT HIT THAT TOP ROPE ON THE WAY DOWN, AND NOW JARRETT IS IN SOME BIG TIME TORUBLE, AS VEGETA NOW, GETS THAT LADDER SET UP, AND THAT LADDER LOOKA LIKE IT'S A LITTLE TOO FAR FROM THE GUITAR ITSELF, BUT VEGETA IS GONNA TRY TO GET IT ANYWAY, AS JARRETT STARTS TO CLIMB THE OTHER END!! VEGETA HAS REACHED THE TOP, AND JARRETT IS ON HIS WAY!! VEGETA IS REACHING FOR THAT GUITAR!! THESE FANS ARE BEHIND VEGETA, AND ARE HOPING THAT HE GES THAT GUITAR, AND...HE DOES, BUT JARRETT...VEGETA HITS HIM WITH IT, AND HE COMES DOWN, AND...BREAKS THE SPANISH ANNOUNCING TABLE HERE, AND THE MATCH IS OVER, AND JARRET, WE WILL SEE YOU LATER!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! THE NEW GUY IS GONNA HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT!!! I KNOW HIM!! JR: SERENA IS AT STATIC, TOO, I BET, AND NOW VEGETA HAS THE MIKE!! VEGETA: Ladies and gentlemen, if I can have your attention, Chichi, I know you are in the back!! I want you to join me here for something. JR: What?! Chichi comes out. VEGETA: Come in!! [she does] Now, I want you to sig a little GOODBYE song to Jeff Jarrett, if you know what I mean!! JR: I know what he means, and the mike is in Chichi's hands!! CHICHI: Okay, now I know that Serena Sommers would LOVE to sing this, but I know she can't, so Serena, I, s well as the rest of the locker room, are pulling for you here tonight in Charlotte!! JR: We sure are!! CHICHI: AND TONIGHT, I'M GONNA SING THIS SONG ON YOUR BEHALF, SERENA!! OKAY, JEFF!!! [starts singing] NA NA NA NA!!! NA NA NA NA!!! HEY HEY HEY!!! GOOD BYE!! [she keeps singing with the crowd] JR: THIS IS INCRED...WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S THE BRITISH BULLDOG, AND HE'S ALL OVER VEGETA, AND CHICHI HAS WISELY HIGHTAILED IT, BUT THE BULLDOG HAS GOTTEN VEGETA IN A WORLD OF...WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THE HELL IS THIS?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S TAKING THE BULLDOG TO THE DOG PO... JR: THAT'S...TRUNKS!! VEGETA'S SON IS HERE, AND HE'S KICKING THE DOG'S ASS, AND THE BULLDOG HEADS FOR HIGHER GROUND!! TRUNKS IS HERE TO HELP HIS FATHER, AND VEGETA IS PULLING HIMSELF TOGETHER AFTER THAT HEINOUS ATTACK, AND HE GOES OUT OF THE RING!! KING: WHAT DOES HE THINK OF THAT, JR!! JR: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I DO KNOW THAT HE HAS TO BE SOMEWHAT HAPPY, AND HE'S SHOWING IT, BY CRAKING A QUICK SMILE!!! KING: BUT THAT WAS AN UNCERTANTY HERE TONIGHT!!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: There is one place that is king to all sports. A place that can be called the center of attention in arenas!! One place that can be defined as heaven to the sports industry, and on November the 28th, the Cartoon Wrestling Federation will make the biggest stop yet!! Madison Square Garden in New York City!! The only place that can handle CWF Survivor Series!! Presented by 10-10-220!! Live, and only on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial] JR: Yes, we are headed towards MSG for our next extraviganza, and the Garden is already sold out, and tommorrow night, we will be at the Continental Airlines arena in East Rutiford, New Jersey!! Well, coming up next, the Rock and Giovanni will get it on here tonight!! BG: IF YOU SMELLL.........WHAT THE ROCK.......IS COOKIN'!!!! JR: AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, HERE COMES THE GREAT ONE, THE ROCK HERE TONIGHT!! CHARLOTTE HAS ERUPTED FOR THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! KING: I HEAR IT, JR!!! THE ROCK HAS FINALLY COME TO CHARLOTTE!!! JR: DAMN RIGHT, AND THAT MAY BE BAD NEWS FOR GIOVANNI, BUT EARLIER TONIGHT, WE SAW DANIEL IN A SICKNING DISPLAY OF WHAT KIND OF THANKS HE GIVES JESSIE AND JAMES FOR GETTING HIM INTO THE CWF!! KING: KNOW YOUR ROLE, JR, THE ROCK HAS THE MIKE!! ROCK: FINALLY, THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK, TO CHARLOTTE!!! KING: HA HA!! ROCK: GIOVANNI, YOU GET DANIEL TO JOIN YOUR TEAM, LIKE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS THE ROCK!! LIKE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS, THE GREAT ONE!! WELL, GIOVANNI, THE ROCK THINKS THAT ALL OF THOSE RINGS, THOSE WATCHES, THOSE PINS ARE GETTING TO YOUR HEAD!! SO YOU BRING YOUR JABRONI ASS OUT HERE!! THEN, THE ROCK WILL HELP YOU COME BACK TO EARTH IN THIS MANNER!! HE'LL TAKE YOU, YOUR RINGS, YOUR WATCHES, YOUR PINS, TAKE THEM ALL OFF OF YOUR JABRONI ASS BODY!! KING: AH HA HA HA!!! ROCK: AND LINE THEM UP IN ONE BIG ROW!! THEN, HE'LL TAKE JUST ONE RING!! JR: UH OH!! ROCK: SHINE IT UP REAL NICE!! KING: DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONNA...!! ROCK: TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!! [crowd cheers] JR: It could fit PERFICTLY TOO!! KING: I may like Giovanni, but I like the Great One even MORE!! ROCK: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALA!!! WHAT THE ROCK..!!!! CROWD: IS COOKIN'!!! ROCK:................................................................... ........................................................................ ..IS COOKIN'!!! JR: WELL, THE ROCK MAY HAVE HIS HANDS FULL HERE TONIGHT, AND HERE COMES GIOVANNI, RACING TOWARDS THE RING, AND THIS FIGHT IS UNDERWAY!! THE ROCK NOW, WITH A SERIES OF RIGHT HANDS NOW, AND TO THE ROPES GOES GIOVANNI, AND A DOUBLE AX HANDLE ON THE TEAM ROCKET LEADER!! KING: THE ROCK IS ELETRIFYING CHARLOTTE HERE TONIGHT!!! JR: THE FANS SOLEY BEHIND THE ROCK!! ROCK NOW, MISSING WITH THE CLOSELINE, AND A SAMOAN DROP BY GIOVANNI!! KING: THAT'LL take ANY spark outta you!! JR: It certanly CAN, King!! And now Giovanni, to the ropes, and a legdrop to the gullett of the Rock, and now a cover, and a quick kickout by the Rock!! Giovanni now, with the Rock, and trying for a powerslam, but the Rock gets out of it, and now a HELL OF A DDT THAT TIME BY THE ROCK!! THE ROCK IS TRYING TO GE BACK INTO THIS THING HERE, AND NOW MISSING WITH THE ELBOW DROP THAT TIME, AND NOW GIOVANNI IS TRYING AGAIN FOR THE POWER SLAM, AND THIS TIME IT HITS!! KING: This crowd has lowered the electricity here all of a sudden. JR: Giovanni is trying to put the Rock away, and now the Rock back up, and to the ropes and a back body drop to the Great One here tonight, and now a cover, and ALMOST A COUNT OF THREE THAT TIME BY GIOVANNI!! My God, what a hell of a night this has been so far, and we are not done yet!! KING: Do you THINK?! JR: Giovanni now, to the turnbuckle, and now to the middle rope, and now a flying elbow that found its mark, two, and a kickout by the Rock!! The Rock is trying to get a second wind here, but I guess he can't find it yet!!! KING: Yeah, but I'm sure that the Rock may find it sooner or later!! JR: Giovanni now is trying to end this thing, and WAIT A MINUTE, THE ROCK GOT A DESPERATE LOW BLOW IN THERE, AND NOW TRYING TO END THIS THING, AND...ROCK BOTTOM TIME!!! IT WAS ALL OF A SUDDEN, AND HE....HITS IT!!! AND NOW HERE IT COMES!!! KING: THE MOST ELETRYFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENERTAINMENT TODAY, THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!! JR: AND IT CONNECTS!!! ONE, TWO, IT'S OVER!!! THE ROCK IS THE WINNER OF THIS ONE, AND IT SEEMED THAT THAT ONE WAS OVER IN A HURRY COMPAIRED TO THE OTHER MATCHS THAT WE HAVE SEEN HERE TONIGHT!! KING: WELL, THE ROCK IS ELETRYFYING, AND THIS IS JUST TO PROVE THAT THE ROCK CAN GET YOU AT ANY TIME!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: Coming soon........CWF in Cyberspace.....stayed tuned for later developments.....as CWF takes over your computer like never before!!! [end CWF commercial] KING: What is that all about, anyway, JR!! JR: We're going into cyberspace, that's what it's talking about!! KING: I hear it, but I don't see it!! JR: Well, in any event... BG: ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL THERAPIST! REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL CHURCH! REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT! IT'S GOIN' DOWN!!! JR: It'll be Gohan and Chris Jericho, and King, during the past few weeks, it seems that Gohan not only has problems with Y2J, but also from hie cohort, Reenie. KING: You don't have to say it twice, JR!! Gohan has been accused of having a cursh on the youngster, and last week on RAW was a real big example of that, as Reenie, in MY mind, only lured Gohan there to try to get Jericho out there. JR: I wouldn't think so. There is more to this story than what is being let out. Reenie thinks that Jericho is a little immature, but she still believes that he is doing what is right for the people here in the CWF!!! KING: Gohan has his work cut out for him, THAT'S for DAMN sure!! JR: And something else that we should mention is that Gohan is NOT anyone to underestimate, as he is REALLY someone to be reckoned with. He's one tough little SOB, let me tell YOU!! BG: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!!!! BOOOOOOMM!! You know I got ya (Yeah, one), Break the wall down! (Ahhh) For those about to rock, What ya want? And you know you're Judas And I'm your priest Baby what I got is not from the least Bring it to the stage in the rage of the beast Step in the arena and break the wall down Step in the arena and break the wall down!! JR: And here comes Y2J, as he comes out with Reenie!! KING: Oh man, JR, I think that I know why she's out here for!! JR: Of course, to distract Gohan for Y2J!! KING: Well, yeah, but it wasn't the reason I was thinking of!! JR: Oh!! Well, I do believe that that is the ONLY reason why she is out here. Jericho knows that Gohan will not be able to concentrate on the match with Reenie out here, and now the bell has sounded, and we are underway!! Jericho cannot let the size of Gohan get to him here. KING: His SIZE?!! That should be the LEAST of Jericho's problems. I mean, look at him!! Do you really think Gohan can do anything to Jericho?! JR: Like I said, King, don't underestimate him. KING: You're OVERESTIMATING him!! JR: Well, Jericho is now looking at his cometition!! KING: Don't break your neck trying to look that far down, Jericho! JR: Oh, STOP IT!! And now Jericho is going towards Gohan, and he scoops him up, and now look at this!! KING: HA!!! HE'S GOT GOHAN WAY UP WITH ONLY ONE HAND HOLDING HIM!! JR: JERICHO IS WALKING AROUND WITH GOHAN UP THERE!! AND NOW THE DROP BACK DOWN!! WOW!! KING: A display of strength by Jericho, and Gohan is down on his face!! JR: Gohan needs to get back up here, and now Jericho is showing off here, and now back to Gohan!! Jericho gets him back up, and now a scoop, and again up with one...WAIT A MINUTE, GOHAN HAS THAT ARM, AND HAS STRADDLESD HIMSELF TO HIS ARM!! AND NOW AN...ARM BREAKER!! GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! KING: HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE DO THAT?! JR: Gohan luring Jericho into a false sense of security paid off in the early going!! Jericho is trying to get back up, and now Gohan is to the turnbuckle, and...OH MY!!! A HEADBUTT RIGHT INTO THE GROIN AREA OF Y2J!! Jericho goes back down!! KING: That should be a disqualification!! JR: Jericho now, trying to get back to his feet. We have said that Jericho would underestimate Gohan, and he has in the early going, as Gohan now, GETTING Jericho back up, and now a REAR CHIN LOCK, as Gohan is jumped up on Jericho's back like a leech, here!! KING: A LEECH?! JR: On a tree!! KING: Well, WHATEVER it IS, Gohan is being one here tonight!! I still can't believe he pulled off that arm breaker in the way that he did!! JR: Believe it or not, that turned the tide of this match, King!! KING: I still can't believe that he did that, nor do I know HOW he did it!! JR: Jericho trying to get Gohan off, and....OH MY, JERICHO FELL BACKWARDS, SMASHING THE YOUNGSTER ON THE CANVAS, and that may turn the tables in Y2J's favor!! KING: FINALLY!! JR: Jericho now, to the rear chin lock of his own!! man, what a hell of a night we've had so far, and we still have the evening gown match to go at it!! Tonight, Daniel did something really sickening earlier tonight when he turned his back on the two individuals who basically got him into the CWF, King KING: The best thing he did in a LONG time!! JR: Well, we will soon see if that is the case, now will we?! Jericho now....GOHAN IS BITING JERICHO IN THE ARM!! GOOD LORD!! KING: I think he's drawing blood!! HE's a VAMPIRE, JR!! JR: And Jericho releases the hold, and now Gohan SOARS into the ropes, and now a HEADBUTT INTO THE BREADBASKET OF Y2J!! Gohan goes to the top rope, and now coming back DOWN WITH THE ELBOW, AND NOW JERICHO IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW, I THINK HE'S CALLING FOR SOMETHING CALLED THE STINGER, BUT...JERICHO TOPS HIM IN TIME, AS GOHAN WAS ON A ROLL, JERICHO TRIPS GOHAN UP, and Gohan goes back down to the canvas, and now Jericho gets Gohan back up, and now setting up for a powerbomb, and now Jericho, gtting Gohan up, and a POWERBOMB, OHHHHHH....A DOUBLE POWERBOMB, BUT WAIT, JERICHO IS SAYING...ONE MORE TIME, AND.....TRIPLE POWERBOMB ON GOHAN, AND HE'S BIG TIME DOWN, BUT NOW GOHAN IS AT AN ADVANTAGE, BECAUSE Y2J WILL HAVE A HARD TIME PUTTING ON THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON GOHAN!! KING: I didn't even REALIZE that, but I believe that if Jericho just pins him, then Gohan will be beat!! JR: I think he heard you, King, because we have a cover, 2, and a KICKOUT from Gohan!! KING: OH NO!! JR: And Gohan, it seems, is trying his hardest to get back into this match, here!! Gohan, getting back up, and let's see if he can make something happen again!! He's had chances in this match, and wait a minute, the ref didn't see it, but Reenie just threw in a chair in the ring, and I don't think that that chair is in there for sitting!! KING: And now look at Reenie!! JR; Reenie, distracting the ref, BUT WAIT A MINUTE!! GOHAN HAS THE CHAIR, AND....OH MY LORD!! THE CHAIR FOUND IT'S MARK WITH JERICHO, AND NOW REENIE SEES IT, AND NOW GOHAN IS READY FOR THE STINGER, AS THAT CHAIR HAS ALSO FOUND IT'S WAY OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW GOHAN, HAS JERICHO BACK UP, AND TO THE ROPES GOES JERICHO, AND TO THE NEAR SIDE, AND UP... Gohan then flips Jericho up onto his sholder, and then launches himself head first forward towards the near side, doing a piledriver sort of move to Y2J on the way down. JR: MY LORD, GOHAN FOUND WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR, AND NOW WE HAVE A COVER....1......2.......3!!!! GOHAN WINS THE MATCH, KING!!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, GOHAN!! JR: SO GOHAN IS THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AND I GUESS THAT WE GIVE THE ASSIST TO REENIE!! KING: UH OH, AND Y2J IS NOT TOO PLEASED WITH REENIE HERE!! JERICHO: Get lost, you stupid child! [he exits the ring. Reenie gets disgusted by his comment] JR: King, did you hear what Jericho said. KING: Do you see what kind of look reenie is giving to him. JR: Well, away from this, coming up next, ladies and gentlemen, an evening gown match that is also an Intercontinental Title match!! It is Sailor Mars vs. Misty, and this match will not be like anything we have seen. KING: You are correct, JR!! There hasn't been a evening gown match YET, JR, in the CWF, but we are finally gonna see one here tonight!! JR: And after all that we have seen so far in No Mercy, we can expect just about anything in this matchup. Misty's music starts up, and she comes to ringside in a sparkling read evening gown. GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING IS A SPECIAL EVENING-GOWN MATCH FOR THE CWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHP!! ON HER WAY TO THE RING, WEIGHING 160 POUNDS, THE CWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, MISTY!! KING: AND BEFORE THE NIGHT'S OVER WE MAY SEE SAILOR MARS' PUPPIES!! JR: We could see see that, or we could also see Misty getting stripped as well!! KING: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JR!! I MEAN, MISTY'S PUPPIES WOULD BE JUST THAT!! ONLY PUPPIES TO ME!! SAILOR MARS, THOUGH!! THOSE ARE PUPPIES!! REAL PUPPIES!! JR: However, keep in mind that this match is also for the Intercontinental title, and people may want to see Mars stripped of her dignity, but if that happens, she loses the IC title, and that's something they may NOT want to happen! So it's kind of like a double edged sword!! And remember, stripping your opponent of her evening-gown is the only way to win this evening-gown match!! KING: Get ready for a classic, JR!! Sailor Mars' music starts to play, as she comes down with a black, sparkling gown. GARCIA: AND THE CHALLENGER, FROM TOKYO, JAPAN, WEIGHING AT 210 POUNDS, SAILOR MARS!! JR: Misty may have came into this match looking to embarrace Mars, here, but Mars is looking to regain the IC strap for herself, King!! KING: You're right about that double edged sword, JR!! If we see Mars' puppies, then she loses the title, but at the same time, to win that title, we will have to see Misty's puppies, and I personally don't want to see that!! I mean, she's just a CHILD, JR!! Who would want to see any child like that!! JR: Well, that hasn't stopped Misty BEFORE!!! And according to some inside sources, Misty looks somewhat good in a bathing suit!! KING: Oh pleeze!! The bell rings. JR: Get ready for a hell of a fight, and they lock up, and now Mars THROWS MISTY BY HER HAIR OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!! That is as legal as a head lock in this type of match!! There are no disqualifications and no countouts in this match!! Misty is back up, and now back to the lock-up!! KING: CATFIGHT GOING ON HERE!!! JR: OH WILL YOU STOP THAT?! Mars and Misty in a corner now, and a RAKE OF THE EYES BY MISTY, AND NOW SHE'S GOING FOR THE GOWN, AND MARS COUNTERS WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND A DDT RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! KING: Where is she going now?! JR: SHE'S GOING TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND WHAT IS SHE GETTING UNDER THE RING!! OH MY, A TABLE FROM UNDER THE RING JUST GOT THROWN INTO THE RING, AND I DON'T THINK SHE WANTS TO HAVE A PICNIC ON THAT TABLE THERE!! SHE'S SETTING IT UP!! KING: THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY HERE, JR!! JR: SAILOR MARS WANTS TO DISMANTLE MISTY, AND NOW BACK UP, AND NOW A BODY SLAM, WHICH SETS MISTY UP ON THAT TABLE...WAIT A MINUTE, MARS HAS SOME BETTER IDEAS!! SHE'S NOW SETTING MISTY UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE RIGHT NEAR US, AND NOW THE TABLE HAS BEEN SET UP NEAR THAT CORNER. MARS NOW, UP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH MISTY, AND... She does a hurricurana, which send Misty flying from the top rope into the table, breaking the table. JR: GOOD LORD ALL MIGHY!! MISTY IS BEING DISMANTLED IN THE EARLY GOING HERE, AND FORGET ABOUT THE DIGNITY, KING, SHE'S NOW FIGHTING TO SURVIVE IN THAT RING WITH THE WAY MARS WANTS TO WIN TONIGHT!! KING: LOOK AT SAILOR MARS!! JR: SHE'S UP ON THAT TOP ROPE, AND NOW SHE [mars preforms a legdrop from the top that connects to Misty] A LEGDROP FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND MISTY IS NOT GONNA MOVE FOR SOME TIME!!! KING: SHE SHOULD START TO RIP IT OFF NOW!! THERE'S NO ONE STOPPING HER!! JR: KING, SHE IS STARTING TO, BUT MISTY...GETS THAT HAND ONTO THE THROAT OF MARS, AND NOW SHE GETS PUSHED INTO THE CORNER BY MISTY, AND NOW MISTY HAS TIME TO RECOVER!! MISTY NOW..GOES OUTSIDE THE RING!! WHAT IS SHE GONNA GET NOW!! She gets from under the ring...A LADDER!! KING: AHH!! JR: A LADDER FROM UNDER THE RING, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THEY ARE TURNING THIS THING INTO A GLORIFIED HARDCORE MATCH HERE!! MISTY BELIEVES THAT IF MARS USED A EQUALIZER, THEN DAMN IT, SHE CAN, AS WELL!! KING: AND SHE IS!! SHE'S SETTING THAT THING UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! JR: AND NOW MISTY GOES BACK INTO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE WHERE MARS IS, AND NOW AN IRISH WHIP, AND....MARS' CHEST JUST RAMMED INTO THAT LADDER HERE, AND NOW A BODY SLAM, AND NOW WHAT IS MISTY GONNA DO!! KING: THAT LADDER IS BEING SET UP, JR!! JR: MISTY SETS UP THAT LADDER FULL SCALE UNDER SAILOR MARS HERE, AND NOW MARS IS STARTING TO GET BACK UP, AND NOW THEY CLIMB OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE LADDER!! AND THEY MEET, AND NOW WE'VE GOT A SLUGFEST ON THE VERY TOP OF THAT LADDER, FAR UP FROM THE CANVAS, AND NOW...WAIT A MINUTE, MISTY IS SETTING UP FOR THE ROCK BOTTOM ON THAT LADDER, AND NOW... She does it, and then the ladder BREAKS, sending the two falling to the canvas, with both of them hitting the canvas and what's left of the ladder when they make impact!! JR: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!! KING: JR, I DON'T CARE WHO WINS NOW, THIS IS SO GREAT!! JR: THAT LADDER JUST BROKE UNDERNEATH THEM WHEN MISTY PREFORMED THAT ROCK BOTTOM!! THAT DESERVES ANOTHER LOOK ON THE SQUARESOFT DOUBLE FEATURE, AND HERE WE GO, WE'RE GONNA TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THIS UNBELIVABLE TURN OF EVENTS!! AND THERE IT IS!! KING: THAT LADDER COULDN'T HANDLE THAT PRESSURE, AND THAT JUST BROKE!! JR: AND SURPRISINGLY, MISTY IS GETTING UP FROM THAT!! I DON'T KNOW WHO TOOK THE WORST OF THAT FALL, AS WE ARE BACK LIVE!! I DON'T KNOW IF EITHER ONE OF THEM CAN GET OFF THEIR OWN EVENING GOWNS NOW, LET ALONE THE OTHERS!! KING: REFEREE TEDDY LONG MAY HAVE TO HELP THEM GET THE OTHER'S OFF!! JR: Misty, though, is gonna try, but she has trouble trying to, and now Mars shoves Misty away with a kick to the stomach!! Mars is trying her damnest to get back up, King!! KING: I can't believe that they would do all of this in an evening gown match!! JR: Well, don't forget that the Intercontinental Title is also at stake, and I think that's where these two minds are going for right now. They want the title MORE than embarrassing the other!! They could care LESS about stripping the other to their bra and panties!! They want to strip the other of their chance at the IC title, and now Mars is trying to strip Misty, but Misty PUNCHES MARS IN THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW MISTY, WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP, AND NOW MISTY WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX, AND MARS' HEAD BOUNCED OFF OF THE CANVAS THERE!! KING: YOU COULD BE RIGHT!! THEY DON'T CARE IF WE SEE PUPPIES!! THEY CARE ABOUT US SEEING THEM AS THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!! JR: AND ACCORDING TO THESE TWO, THIS COULD GO ON ALL...UH OH, WHAT IS MISTY GONNA GET!! SHE HAS THE STEEL STAIRS FROM OUTSIDE THE RING, AND THEY COME INTO THE RING, AND NOW MISTY SETS THEM UP, AND NOW WHAT IS SHE GONNA TRY TO DO!! SETTING UP FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX IS MISTY, AND NOW SHE...HITS IT, AND MARS' BACK GOT RAMMED INTO THE STEEL STEPS IN THAT EXCHANGE!! GOOD GOD, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH PUNISHMENT THESE TWO BODIES CAN TAKE!! KING: MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE HAD A WARINNG ON THIS MATCH THAT THIS MAY NOT BE FOR THE WEAK AT HEART, BUT I WISH ALL EVENING GOWN MATCH WAS LIKE THIS ONE!! THIS IS GREAT!! JR: WE NEVER THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD FIGHT THIS WAY, EVEN IF THE IC TITLE WAS ON THE LINE SOLEY!! THEIR BODIES HAVE TAKEN A TREMENDOUS TOLL HERE!! KING: BUT WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP!! MY THOUGHT IS THAT THEY WON'T NEED TO STRIP THE OTHER!! THEIR GOWNS WILL BE SO WORN OUT THAT THEY WILL RIP OFF ON THEIR OWN!! JR: AND NOW MISTY....WHERE....IT'S THE TIMEKEEPER'S BELL!! KING: OH MY LORD!! JR; WHAT THE HELL, USE THE BELL, MISTY SAYS, AND NOW SAILOR MARS IS GETTING BACK UP, AND MISTY MISSES WITH THE BELL, AND MARS TAKES IT, AND...HITS MISTY WITH THAT BELL!! MY LORD, AND LOOK AT MISTY!! A CUT HAS JUST OPENED UP, AND BLOOD HAS STARTED TO FLOW FROM THE OPEN WOUND ON HER FOREHEAD, AND NOW MARS, GETTING HER BACK TO HER FEET, NOW PUNCHING THAT CUT OPEN EVEN MORE, AND LOOK AT ALL OF THE BLOOD STARTING TO FLOW FROM THAT CUT ALL OVER MISTY THERE!! KING: SO MUCH FOR ALL THE MONEY SHE SPENT ON THAT EVENING GOWN!! JR: YEAH!! IT'S SOAKING THAT EVENING GOWN IN THE BLOOD, AND NOW MISTY IS TRYING TO GETTHAT BELL, AND SHE [she does and hits the Sailor with it] DOES!! GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! MARS JUST GOT DERAILED BY THAT BELL, AND NOW MISTY HAS...A KENDO STICK!! KING: THAT BELONGS TO THE LETHAL WEAPON, STEVE BLACKMAN!! JR: AND NOW MISTY HITTING THE SPOT WHERE THE BELL LANDED ON MARS WITH THAT KENDO STICK, AND IT IS OPENING THE CUT ON MARS THERE! IT'S OBVIOVIOUS THAT MISTY WANTED TO CUT OPEN MARS HERE, AND NOW MISTY... She then gets on top of her and then bites her where she cut her open at. KING: AHHH!! JR: SHE'S BITING ON THAT WOUND THAT SHE MADE, AND NOW MARS IS IN PAIN!! MISTY IS STILL BITING DOWN ON THAT WOUND!! GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! KING: I BET THOSE TEETH ARE RAZOR SHARP, AS WELL!! JR: MISTY HAS STOPPED, AND NOW LOOK AT THE CUT SHE FORCED OPEN ON MARS!! KING: SOMEONE'S GONNA KILL THE OTHER BEFORE THIS MATCH IS OVER!! JR: BLOOD IS FLOWING FROM EVERY CORNER IN THIS MATCH!! AND THE RING IS BEING COVERED WITH RED!! KING: THAT CUT OF MARS IS REALLY STARTING TO FLOW!! It gets to the point where you cannot see any other color on Mars' face but red. JR: MY GOD!! I THINK THE REF MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDE STOPPING THIS MATCH!! THIS IS GOING A LITTLE TOO FAR HERE, AND NOW THEY BOTH GO OUT OF THE RING AGAIN!! KING: THERE GOING OUT INTO THE AISLE!! JR: BLOOD IS POURING FROM EACH OF THEIR WOUNDS, BUT FROM MARS EVEN MORE!! MARS IS NOW BEING HAMMERED BY MISTY, AND THOSE SHOTS ARE AIMING RIGHT FOR THE CUT OF MARS HERE!! KING: I might have to agree with you right now, JR!! Misty might just want to strip her!! This is enough!! JR: But referee Teddy Long is letting this match go, and now...NOW TEDDY LONG GETS IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS, AND MISTY...WAIT A MINUTE, MARS SHOVED TEDDY LONG OUT OF THE WAY!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! JR: THEIR EVENING GOWNS ARE SO SOAKED IN THEIR OWN CRIMSON BLOOD, MARS IS LOSING BLOOD CRITICALLY NOW, AND SHE STILL WANTS TO FIGHT!!! KING: SHE HAS A DEATH WISH, JR!! JR: TO THE ENTERANCE WAY, AND ARE THEY HEADED TOWARDS THE LOCKER...UH OH, MISTY HAS MARS, AND...BOUNCES MARS' HEAD ONTO THAT GATEWAY INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA, AND NOW MISTY IS TRYING TO...MARS GRABS MISTY'S THROAT, AND.... She shoves Misty into where one of the torches in the gateway is. She connects straight to it...AND HER GOWN CATCHES ON FIRE!! JR: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!! MISTY'S GOWN IS ON FIRE, KING!! KING: AHHH!! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!! JR: GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! THE CHARLOTTE ARENA IS LIGHTING UP, AND MISTY HAS TO TAKE THAT OFF TO AVOID THE SERIOUS BURNS, AND...SHE DOES!!! MY GOD, SHE DOES, AND THE MATCH IS OVER!! YES, TEDDY LONG IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!! KING: MY GOSH!! GARCIA: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW CWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, SAILOR MARS!! JR: AND FOR THE SECOND TIME, SAILOR MARS HAS GOTTEN THE IC CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE, BUT THE BIG STORY NOW IS ON MISTY, AS SHE IS HURT FROM THOSE FLAMES!! KING: WELL, WE MAY HAVE TO SEE THAT AGAIN!! JR: And here comes the replay, and I guess when Mars shoved Misty into that gateway, Misty's gown touched on that tourch that was on the enteranceway!! KING: My God!! JR: And we are back live, and now Sailor Mars noticices now that Misty is not moving from that spot!! KING: Misty got stripped by fire, but it looks like that fire got under the gown!! JR: My God, that would be a tragedy if that were to happen, but it may have!! KING: I think she's hurt here!! JR: And it looks like Mars is concerned here!! King, I don't think Mars really wanted to go that far to get the IC strap!! KING: The paramedics have arrived, JR!! JR: This doesn't look good from over here!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: There is one place that is king to all sports. A place that can be called the center of attention in arenas!! One place that can be defined as heaven to the sports industry, and on November the 28th, the Cartoon Wrestling Federation will make the biggest stop yet!! Madison Square Garden in New York City!! The only place that can handle CWF Survivor Series!! Presented by 10-10-220!! Live, and only on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial] Switch to the back, where Michael Cole is standing by. COLE: Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems that Misty has suffered some first degree burns due to what we had seen a little earlier in the evening gown match! She is being taken to a medical plaicility here in Charlotte, and right now I have the winner of that evening gown match, Sailor Mars, and Mars, you won the match, but I don't think that you wanted it to end this way. MARS: Not a chance!! I know that bad thing do happen, but I'm not cold hearted!! I'm not that kind of person!! I'm real concerned, and I hope to God that she'll be okay!! COLE: Okay, now I know we don't want to face the facts, but the show must go on!! You said that you had an announcement that you wanted to say to everyone!! What was it?! MARS: Well, tommorrow night on Raw, I'm gonna bring my boyfriend into the CWF!! And folks, it's not who you might think it is!! [she exits] Switch back to ringside. JR: Well, her boyfriend is coming to Raw tommorrow night, but the bigger story right now is on what we saw a few moments ago with Misty!! KING: Well, I don't know about you, but that was unlike ANY evening gown match I had seen before, but I think Mars is doing the right thing to pull for Misty's recovery!! I don't think she wanted to set her on fire!! JR: Well, as Michael Cole said, the show must move on, and the show is gonna move on, all right!! The Six-Pack Match for the CWF Title is up next!! It is the champion Queen Beryl, vs. Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Goku, Diamond, and the Undertaker!! [start flashback] Back to RAW the night we came back from hiatus UNDERTAKER: Tonight, is the start of the day of wreakening!! Tonight, the CWF will start to feel the wrath of the Lord of Darkness!!...I'm talking about you, Queen Beryl!! SERENA: Here we go!! UNDERTKAER: Beryl, at... BG: ONESELF, IS THIS ON!! HA, YOU GO AND HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! ...HHH: ...I had Beryl BEAT to a PULP at Unforgiven, ...That title should be around MY waste, NOT Queen BITCH'S, and ESPECIALLY not YOURS!! ...UNDERTAKER: Triple H!! You dare come out here and say that YOU are deserving of the title!! I won over Diamond, which gave ME the... ??: Hold up a minute!! COLE: Diamond's up on the Titantron!! DIAMOND: You got that all WRONG!! You didn't beat ME FAIR AND SQUARE!!... ...Goku's music now flares up, and he comes out onto the stage!! COLE: That's GOKU!! What the hell does HE have to do with this?! TRIPLE H: Wait a minute...I want another shot at Queen BITCH at No Mer... All of a sudden...GLASS SHATTERS!!! Austin makes his way into the arena, and on the stage, as well!! ...AUSTIN: ...I want another shot at her as WELL!! ...UNDERTAKER: That's all good, but tonight, I'm here to declare MYSELF the #1 contender... All of a sudden, Darkpower's music starts. SERENA: Yeah!! Who the hell is the number 1 contender at No Mercy?! DARKPOWER: Now, as far as I know, the Undertkaer, for right NOW, is the number 1 contender at No Mercy for the CWF Championship Gold!...You 5 will be in that match in a 5 threat match, the first person to pin someone will be the number 1 contender at No Mercy!! COLE: THERE we GO!! ...DARKPOWER:... Have a VERY good day, everyone!! [his music plays] Later that night. KING: I DON'T KNOW, JR, DON'T...AHHH!! ...JR: ...MY GOD, DARKPOWER HAS TAKEN THAT SLEDGEHAMMER FROM TRIPLE H, AND....HE GOT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! AND NOW...DARKPOWER IS HELPING OUT BERYL GET OUT OF THE RING, HERE!! BERYL IS LETTING THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY CARRY HER OUT!! AND SHE'S DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT!! SHE'S IMMERSING HERSELF IN THIS HELP HERE!!...INSTEAD OF ANSWERS, WE JUST GOT MORE QUESTIONS!! To Smack Down the fllowing Thursday. DARKPOWER: Triple H, I thought that you would be happy, because you didn't lose that match!! But, it seems that you think that me and Beryl are sort of, tied together, so to speak!! Well, Triple H, it seems that you may be right, and you may be wrong, but that is none of your business!! You're MAIN concern should be the CWF Title match at No Mercy, because you're the #1 contender!!...WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H, THE UNDERTAKER IS ALSO THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!...I SAID THAT...WELL, GOKU AND DIAMOND ARE #1 CONTENDERS ALSO!!...A SIX-PACK MATCH TO SEE WHO WILL BE THE UNDISPUTED CWF WORLD CHAMP!! ...HHH: DP, YOU KNOW THAT I CAN LAY ALL OF THEIR ASSES ON THE MAT ONE, TWO, THREE, SO I ACCEPT!! ...COLE: ...WAIT A MINUTE, DARKPOWER HAS THE MIKE, AS HE IS ON THE STAGE NOW!! DARKPOWER: Oh, Triple H, I forgot!! ...THAT SIXTH GUY IS NONE OTHER THAN....STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! ...COLE: OH YEAH!! Later that night. BERYL: When you put me in your arms, and drug me out of there, there was some kind of feeling that didn't want to get out of your arms...Darkpower, let me assure you that I only like you!! I don't have feelings that deep for you....YET!! A little later, though... BG: G-TV!!!...! ...DARKPOWER: I could've seen that!! BERYL: I don't... She stops talking, as DP and QB get closer to each other, then they put their arms around each other, and they...KISS ON THE LIPS!! COLE: [in his most excited voice] WOAH!! ...They continue their DEEP kiss, as they moves their arms up and down each other (in other words, ALL OVER EACH OTHER!!). And later... COLE: And now Darkpower saw it, as well, and look at his face!! HHH: ...Tell me that you are not in love with Queen Bitch!! Tell me!! ...DARKPOWER: If you want to know that, Triple H...YES, we are in love!! COLE: WOAH!!!! KING: NO WAY, MICHAEL COLE!! COLE: HE SAID IT, KING!! HOW MUCH TRUTH DO YOU NEED?!! HHH: Well, it seems that you two are very close together, but it seems that you were in the wrong place at the wrong time!! I'm gonna kick your ass right here and right now!! [he drops the mike and goes toward DP] COLE: Oh no!! Darkpower is the CEO of this company!! You do not want to get him angry!!...Oh, COME ON NOW!! CHYNA GOING DOWN BELOW, AND NOW TRIPLE H WITH A CHAIR, AND GOING RIGHT FOR THE KNEE...HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! QUEEN BERYL IS COMING OUT HERE, AND NOW TRIPLE H AND CHYNA ARE HEADING FOR HIGHER GROUND HERE!! BERYL HAS COME FOR THE AID OF DARKPOWER HERE!!...DARKPOWER IS GETTING UP WITH THE HELP OF BERYL HERE, AND NOW DARKPOWER AND BERYL ARE...[they start to kiss again] WOAH!! KING: THEY DIDN'T NEED G-TV!! COLE: TALK ABOUT BEING TRUTHFUL!! The following RAW... DARKPOWER: THAT'S IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU WANT ME, COME AND GET ME!! HHH: IF THAT'S THE WAY WE MUST DO IT, THEN SO BE IT!! He goes out of the ring, and into the now sea of referees, trying to get at Darkpower. JR: MY GOD, THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!...WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER, GOING TO THAT INJURED KNEE OF BERYL AGAIN!!...TRIPLE H, TAKING THAT SLEDGEHAMMER...TO THE BACK OF THE NEGAQUEEN HERE!! MY GOD, STOP THIS!! CONTINUOUSLY TO THE BACK OF THE QUEEN...OH MY GOD, TO THE FACE OF THE QUEEN!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!... DARKPOWER:...TRIPLE H, YOU WANT THE FIGHT TONIGHT, YOU GOT IT YOU [a quick sound bleeps some of this dialogue out] A BITCH!! Later that night. BG: ONESELF, IS THIS ON!! HA, YOU GO AND HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! ...All of a sudden....GLASS SHATTERS, and Austin comes out and starts kicking HHH's!! JR: STONE COLD, STONE COLD!!...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! ...BERYL: Justin, ...I...I can't live without you!! DP:...I'll always love you!! I won't live to see another day without you!! They kiss outside the ring. JR: ....WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H IS NOW ATTACKING DP, AND NOW AUSTIN HAS TRIPLE H, AND...STUNNER, STUNNER,.....YES!! PSYCHADELIC DRIVER ON THE SELF-PROCALIMED GAME!! To the following Smack Down... Glass shatters, and then Austin makes his way to the ring. ...AUSTIN: ...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS FIXIN' TO TAKE TRIPLE H'S ASS TO CHARLOTTE IN TWO WEEKS TIME, TAKE YOUR LITTLE NO GOOD ROTTING CARCASS, AND STOMP A MUD HOLE IN YOUR ASS, AND WALK IT DRY!! ...HHH: ...LAST MONDAY ON RAW, YOU STARTED SOMETHING THAT YOU CANNOT FINISH...TONIGHT, ALTHOUGH THIS IS THE CWF, I WILL TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE MAT, ONE, TWO, THREE!!...AND YOUR ASS IS MINE!! AUSTIN: WELL, TONIGHT, YOU BRING YOUR CARCASS INTO THE SKY DOME, AND I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT AUSTIN 3:16 REALLY IS, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!! [crowd cheers as his music plays] Later that night... COLE: ...TRIPLE H IS ON THE STAGE...WAIT A MINUTE, QUEEN BERYL.......HITS TRIPLE H IN THE KNEE WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER, AND NOW BERYL SHOVES TRIPLE H OFF THE STAGE INTO A TABLE!!! RETRUBUTION FOR WHAT TRIPLE H HAS TRIED TO DO TO BERYL!!! IS THIS A SIGN OF WHAT IS TO COME FOR....DARKPOWER IS OUT HERE, AND...[DP and Beryl kiss again. This is a VERY long, VERY deep, VERY passonite kiss] OH MY!!! ....KAI: LOVE ISH IN THE AIR!! [end flashback] JR: That was the main contreversy of this whole Six-Pack Match, and there was more than what we showed you in the expose that we just showed you!! We also found out from Queen Beryl HERSELF that she lost her virginity from him, King!! KING: The minute I HEARD that, my stomach tuned. Goku's music starts, and he starts to come out into the ring. GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CONTEST IS A SPECIAL SIX-PACK MATCH, SCHEDUALED FOR ONE FALL, AND IT IS FOR THE CWF CHAMPIONSHIP!! FIRST, MAKING HIS WAY INTO THE RING, WEIGHING 320 POUNDS, GOKU!! JR: Ladies and gentlemen, after all that we have seen tonight, I don't think we can expect ANYTHING to be right in this match, King!! KING: You know, I still can't believe that Daniel turned his back on Team Rocket like that. You know, JR, I've said time and time again that they won't make it!! I've said some mean things about them, but without Daniel, I mean, he was their anchor!! They leader, without a doubt!! I really don't think thay can do so well without him, JR!! JR: In fact, some may agree with you, King, but in my mind, TR may have some way to do such a thing, but that remains to be seen!! KING: But in the meantime, let's talk about what's about to happen here and now!! JR: Goku is the first participant in this Six-Pack match... The Undertaker's music starts up, and he makes his way to the arena. GARCIA: SECOND, FROM DEATH VALLEY, NEVADA, WEIGHING AT 360 POUNDS, THE UNDERTAKER!! JR: The Undertaker, as well as many others here tonight, have some scores that they think need sett;ed with their rivals here tonight in this paticular matchup. KING: For the Undertaker, it's Diamond!! For Austin, it's Goku, and who canforget this rivalry between Queen Beryl and Triple H!! JR: Austin and Goku have just had their rivalry heat up, Undertaker and Diamond have no love lost since Unforgiven, and QB and Triple H go way back almost to the time where we first started the CWF, King!! Those two hate each other's GUTS!! KING: Did you notice that we have two referee's here?! JR: Tim White and Earl Hebner are the refs, and a good move that Darkpower made on Smack Down last Thursday to include a second referee to keep things SOMEWHAT under control, because thing will get out of control, and in a hurry!! Diamond's music starts up. JR: And speaking of which, here comes Diamond!! GARCIA: THE NEXT PARTICIPANT, FROM THE DARK MOON, WEIGHING 280 POUNDS, PRINCE DIAMOND!! KING: Do you think that the Undertaker will care about Diamond more than the title!! JR: Well, it only takes one person to pin another one!! This is Triple- Threat rules, guys!! The champion does not necessarily need to be pinned to lose the title, and the challengers don't need to pin the champion to gain the title!! You can pin your opponent at anytime, but it must be in the ring. BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!!! YO JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!!! YEAH, YOU LET THE MUSIC KEEP PLAYING, MR. DUMB SH------IT!!! GARCIA: COMING TO THE RING NEXT, FROM GREENWITCH, CONNECICUIT, WEIGHING 310 LBS., TRIPLE H!! JR: Notice that he's without Chyna, King!! KING: I KNOW, I KNOW!! JR; Chyna must be happy that Vegeta got the job done earlier tonight against Jeff Jarrett, and did you see how Chichi was singing that song on Serena's behalf to Jarrett?! KING: I thought Chichi was nice enough to do that much for her!! All of a sudden, the Negaverse music starts up, and Beryl makes her way. The crowd is almost deafining!! JR: THE CHARLOTTE ARENA HAS EXPLODED!! GARCIA: NEXT, MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING FROM THE NEGAVERSE, WEIGHING 290 LBS., SHE IS THE CWF WORLD CHAMPION, QUEEN BERYL!! JR: The big question has to be, where is Darkpower?! KING: He said he would be here in the Charlotte Arena tonight, but I haven't seen him all day today!! I tried asking people if they seen hi, and they didn't have anymore luck than I did!! JR: Maybe he is making SURE that he doesn't have anything to do with this matchup!! KING: I don't know, JR, something is up here!! All of a sudden...GLASS SHATTERS!! KING: AHHH!! JR: HE'S DEFINITLY HERE!! GARCIA: AND THE FINAL PARTICIPANT, FROM VICTORIA TEXAS, WEIGHING 310 POUNDS, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! JR: AND AUSTIN IS CHARGING THE RING, AND THIS MATCHUP IS UNDERWAY!! NO COUNTOUTS HERE, NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, BUT YOU MUST PIN YOUR OPPONENT IN THE RING, AND LIKE WE SUSPECTED, AUSTIN AND GOKU, TRIPLE H AND BERYL, AND UNDERTAKER AND DIAMOND, THOSE RIVARLIES PICKED UP WHERE THEY LEFT OFF HERE!! THE UNDERTAKER TAKES DIAMOND TO THE OTUSIDE, AND NOW COMING RIGHT HERE NEAR US, KING!! KING: WE HAD ONE CLOSE CALL TONIGHT!! WE DON'T NEED...AHHH!! JR: DIAMOND IS NOW BEATING THE PHENOM SENSELESS WITH ONE OF THE MONITORS THAT WAS PART OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCING TABLE EARLIER TONIGHT!! THE ONLY RULE IS TO WHERE TO PIN YOUR OPPONENT, WHICH IS IN THE RING!! KING: LOOK AT GOKU!! JR; GOKU, OFF THE FAR SIDE, AND HE'S... He launches himself over the near side ropes, and onto both Diamond and the Undertaker. JR: GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY, WE HAVE A MESS HERE IN FRONT OF US!! KING: LOOKS LIKE A CAR WREAK OUT HERE!! JR: GOKU IS BACK UP, AND NOW AUSTIN, SEEING HIM...OH, WAIT A MINUTE, WE KNOW WHAT HATRED TRIPLE H AND AUSTIN HAVE FOR EACH OTHER!! HIM AND AUSTIN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND NOW AUSTIN AND BERYL SENDS TRIPLE H TO THE ROPES, AND...OH MY, DOUBLE CLOSELINE, AND NOW TRIPLE H IS TAKEN OUT, AND NOW IT'S AUSTIN AND QUEEN BERYL IN THERE, AND NOW AUSTIN GET'S CAUGHT, AND PSHYCADELIC DRIVER COMING....OH MY!! DIAMOND, COMING FROM THE TOP ROPE, NAILED BERYL IN THE BACK!! KING: WHERE THE HECK DID HE COME FROM?!! JR: I don't know!! But now him and Beryl are fighting in the corner here, and now an irish whip to the other corner, and now a CLOSAELINE BY BERYL TO DIAMOND, AND AUSTIN NAILED BERYL WITH THE SAME!! KING: This was what we were expecting, JR!! All hell is breaking loose here tonight!! JR: Austin and Beryl, now, once again at each other's thorats, and this is shades of what Wrestlemania was like a few months ago!! Austin to the ropes, and a FOOT TO THE FACE OF AUSTIN!! Those surprisingly long legs of...OH MY, SPEAKING OF WHICH, TRIPLE H GOES FOR THAT INJURED KNEE! OF BERYL, AND NOW THE UNDERTAKER IS COMING IN WITH GOKU, AND WE HAVE ALL SIX PARTICIPANTS IN THE RING HERE!! The people here in Charlotte have been blowing the top off this arena all night long, and we than them and you for joining us on Pay-Per-View tonight!! Beryl, now, victim of a sholder chop to the kee of hers, but the Undertaker now has Triple H, and...UH OH!! TRIPLE H GOING FOR THE RIDE, AND NOW...CHOKESLAM FROM THE PHENOM ON TRIPLE H, AND NOW...UH OH!!! THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER.....HITS!!! 1.....2.....AND DIAMOND SAVES TRIPLE H AND BERYL'S TITLE INTACT!!! FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT WE WOULD SEE THE DARK DAYS OF A TITLE REIGN COME UPON US!! AND NOW DIAMOND AND THE UNDERTAKJER GO TO THE OUTSIDE....OH MAN, GOKU SAW THE OPPORTUNITY AND GOT IT BY RAMMING THAT KNEE INTO BERYL'S CHEST, AND NOW HE TURNS AROUND...STUNNER, STUNNER!!! 1....2....BERYL GETS AUSTIN OFF OF HIM!! BERYL ALMOST SAW THE RATTLESNAKE TAKE THE TITLE AWAY FROM HER!! AND ONCE AGAIN, IT'S AUSTIN AND BERYL, WHILE TRIPLE H IS STARTING TO RECOVER FROM THETOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, AND HE SEES GOKU THERE, AND WE MAY HAVE A COVER, WHILE WE HAVE A DONNEYBROOK ONTHE OUTSIDE!! THE UNDERTAKER, WITH THAT BELL, AND...DIAMOND REVERSES THE MOVE, ADN...WAIT A MINUTE, A COVER BY TRIPLE H ON GOKU, 1, 2, AND ALMOST A COUNT OF THREE!! IT WAS A KICKOUT BY GOKU THAT TIME!!! IF GOKU HADN'T BEEN AWARE OF WHAT WAS GOING ON,. THEN TRIPLE H WOULD'VE BEEN THE NEW CWF CHAMPION!! KING: HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THERE HAVE BEEN A MOTHER LOAD OF TIMES IN WHICH THESE PEOPLE COULD HAVE SEEN A NEW CHAMPION?! JR: IT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE SOON!!! Diamond and the Phenom back in the ring, while Austin and Beryl resolve their differences on the outside now!!! Goku and Triple H now, in the ring, and a VERTICAL SUPLEX by Goku on the Greenwitch native!! And now...DIAMOND NAILS GOKU FROM BEHIND!! AND NOW GOKU, WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO THE TURNBUCKLE, NO, REVERSAL, AND....TIM WHITE GOT KNOCKED OUT!! HE'S DOWN AND OUT COLD, AND NOW HEBNER IS DOING THINGS ALONE HERE!! KING: EARL, DO SOMETHING HERE!! JR: HEBNER IS IN THERE ALONE WITH SIX RABID DOGS WHO WANT THE GOLD AROUND THEIR WASTE, AND NOW THE UNDERTAKER AND AUSTIN ARE GETTING IT ON!! DIAMOND AND GOKU GO TO THE OUTSIDE, AND NOW GOKU....DROPS DIAMOND ON THAT BARRICADE, AND NOW...INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL STEPS, AND NOW HEBNER IS GOING OUT THERE TO TRY TO GET THE PHENOM AND AUSTIN BACK INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA!! KING: WHERE ARE THEY GOING?! JR: BACK INTO THE AUDIANCE, NOW!! WAY UP THERE INTO THE CROWD, AND NOW THEY ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!! AUSTIN AND THE UNDERTAKER HAVE MADE THERE WAY SOMEWHERE INTO THE BACKSTAGE AREA, WE'LL TRY TO GET A CAMERA BACK OVER THERE IF WE CAN!! KING: THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET SOME CANDY OVER THERE!! JR: IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S DOWN TO ONLY FOUR, AND TIM WHITE IS STILL OUT COLD!! HE'S NOT GONNA MOVE ANYTIME SOON, AND TRIPLE H AND QUEEN BERYL ARE FIGHTING ON THE OUTSIDE, AND... KING: MY FAN!! JR: BERYL, WITH THAT SMALL FAN...HITS TRIPLE H WITH IT BETWEEN THE EYES, AND NOW BACK INTO THE RING!! EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING A HELL OF A BATTLE, AND THEY ARE....WAIT A MINUTE!! YAMACHA FROM THE DRAGONBALL POSSEE IS OUT HERE!! KING: WHO!!! JR: THE DBP!! KING: NO!!! WHAT WAS HIS NAME?! JR: YAMACHA IS NOW COMING OUT TO HELP GOKU, AND HE HAS A CHAIR, AN NOW PRINCE DIAMOND IS IN THE HANDS OF GOKU, AND HE'S SET UP THE PRINCE FOR A POWER....WAIT A MINUTE... KING: WHAT?! JR: YAMACHA HAS HIT GOKU IN THE HEAD, AND IN THE PROCESS, KNOCKED DIAMOND'S HEAD DAMN NEAR CLEAN OFF WITH THAT THING, AS WELL!! KING: SOUNDED LIKE JIM THOME HITTING A HOMER IN JACOB'S FIELD!! JR: WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?! AND THAT CHAIR IS IN THE RING, AND THERE'S STILL NO REF!! DIAMOND AND GOKU ARE OUT OF IT HERE, AND NOW WE ONLY HAVE TWO IN THE RING, AND THEY ARE SLUGING IT OUT!! TRIPLE H AND QUEEN BERYL NOW, SLUGGING IT OUT, AND NOW TRIPLE H, TO THE ROPES, AND...UH OH!! PSYCHADELIC DRIVER COMING UP!!! KING: HERE IT...OH NO!! JR; OH YEAH, DARKPOWER IS COMING OUT HERE, AND NOW BERYL HAS JUST DROPPED TRIPLE H LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!! LOOK AT BERYL!! KING: THAT'S THE BIGGEST SMILE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! JR: LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN, THEY PLEDGES THEIR LIFELONG LOVE FOR EACH OTHER, AND DARKPOWER IS GONNA SHOW IT HERE!! KING: HE SHOULDN'T BE OUT HERE, JR!! HE PROMISED!! JR: HE OWNS THIS DAMN COMPANY, KING, HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS, AND NOW HE HAS THE CHAIR, AND DP SAYS THAT HE WANTS TO GET BACK AT TRIPLE H!! GET HIM, DP!! KING: MY GOD, HE'S IN THE RING!! JR: BERYL IS SO MUCH AT STATIC!!! HER LOVER IS HERE!! However, things are gonna get ugly!! As DP is ready to hit HHH with the thing, he..QUICKLY TURNS AROUD, AND HITS QUEEN BERYL RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THE CHAIR...ON PURPOSE!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT THE HELL?! KING: WHAT IN THE...?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! JR: DARKPOWER IS NOW DROPPING THE CHAIR, AND...TELLING TRIPLE H TO PETEGREE THE SO-CALLED BITCH!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, JR!! HE...I MEAN....WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! JR: AND NOW TRIPLE H IS GONNA...NO, NO NO!!! PETEGREE ON THE CHAIR, AND NOW TIM WHITE IS COMING TO, AND NOW TRIPLE H IS PINNING BERYL, AND SHE'S NOT GETTING UP FROM THIS!!! TIM WHITE IS GONNA!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! 1....NO, .....2 NO NO NO.......3!!!! GOD DAMN IT, THAT WAS THREE!!! [the bell sounds] WHAT THE HELL HAS JUST HAPPENED?! KING: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DP DID, BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT WE HAVE A NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION!! BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NNNNNEEEEEWWWWW CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION, TRIPLE H!! JR: GOD DAMN IT, IT'S OFFICIAL!!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! I MAY NOT HAVE AGREED WITH IT, BUT IT'S TRUE!! TRIPLE H IS THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, BY HOOK OR BY CROOK!! JR: WHY THE HELL DID DARKPOWER DO WHAT HE DID, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!! KING; OH WAIT A MINUTE, JR!!! HE HAS THE MIKE!!! JR: WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT HERE!! DARKPOWER: FIRST OF ALL, TRIPLE H, YOU ARE THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, AND YOU GUYS BETTER LIKE IT, OR ELSE!! Crowd boos. JR: OH, THAT MAKES ME SICK!! DARKPOWER: NOW, TO YOU BERYL!! WHAT ACTUALLY MADE YOU THINK THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE YOU?! JR: OH MY LORD!! KING: MY GOD, JR!! DARKPOWER: I MEAN, COME ON!! SINCE WHEN WOULD ANYONE HAVE THAT MUCH DISTASTE TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU!! LOOK AT YOU!! YOU ARE THE UGLIEST, STANKIEST BITCH TO EVER WALK AROUND!! JR: PLEEZE!! KING: I'M NOT BELIEVING THIS!! DARKPOWER: I MEAN, WHO THE HELL WOULD ACTUALLY FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE!!! YOUR FACE SICKINS ME, THE WAY YOU TALK SICKENS ME!! IN FACT, THE WAY I HAD TO TALK TO YOU TO MAKE THIS HILARIOUS SCHEME TO WORK MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!! JR: THIS IS SO HEINOUS WHAT HE'S DOING TO HER!! DARKPOWER: BERYL, I NEVER DID LOVE YOU!! NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!! GOODBYE, AND GOOD RIDDIANCE!! [and with that, he SPITS ON HER] JR: I THOUGHT THIS KID HAS SOME CLASS!! I GUESS WE WERE ALL WRONG TO ACTUALLY THINK THAT!! KING: WELL, JR, BIGGER THINGS ARE ON MY MIND!! SURE, THAT MAY HAVE BEEN CRUEL, BUT THE BIGGER STORY IS THAT WE HAVE A NEW CWF CHAMPION!! JR: AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!! They are seen walking out LAUGHING at all of this. JR: AND YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!! THEY'RE ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THIS....WAIT A MINUTE, BERYL...!! KING: She's crawling to the far side!! Laying on the bottom rope!! JR: Beryl cannot believe..my God, King, look at her!! KING: OH MY GOD!! JR: She's getting tears in her eyes!! BERYL: [being heard without a microphone] Justin, come back to me!! I love you!! I can't live without you!! PLEASE, I'M SORRY!! WHAT DID I DO?! DP gets the mike again. DP: Oh, two more things, Beryl!! First of all, I did it all for the NOOKIE!!! JR: MY GOD!! DP: And one more thing, I only have two words for you that I can express with one finger, and [holding up the middle finger straight towards her] HERE IT IS!! JR: DARKPOWER DOESN'T HAVE ANY RESPECT WHAT SO EVER!! I THOUGHT HE DID, BUT I WAS WRONG!! BERYL: PLEASE!!! DON'T DO THIS!!! DON'T LEAVE MY LIFE!! JR: Goku seeing this, has came into the ring to try to consult Beryl here!! SHE JUST SHOVED HIM IN ANGER!! KING: HE FLEW ACROSS THE RING!!! JR: Beryl, just staring that way!! And now Triple H and DP are leaving.... BG: IF YOU SMELLLLL.....WHAT THE ROCK........IS COOKIN!!! JR: [in his most excited voice] WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S THE ROCK!!! THE ROCK AND TRIPLE H WILL MEET TOMMORROW NIGHT ON RAW, AND HIM AND TRIPLE H DON'T WANT TO WAIT TILL THE POND IN ANAHIEM TOMMORROW NIGHT!! GET HIM, ROCK!! KING: THE ROCK WANTS TRIPLE H RIGHT....AHHH!!! JR: ROCK BOTTOM ON THE TABLE, AND NOW DARKPOWER IS NEXT, AND HE HIGHTAILS IT WITH TRIPLE H IN HAND!! WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW, YOU TWO!!! THE ROCK HAS YOUR NUMBER, AND HE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!! They go off the air.