CWF Survivor Series
RATING: TV-14 DVL
LOCATION: Madison Square Garden
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ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross
		 Jerry "The King" Lawler

BACKSTAGE: Kevin Kelly
	          Michael Cole
	          Serena Sommers
 	          The New Guy
	          King Kai
	          Lucas (of WWF.com)
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ANN: AND NOW,  10-10-220 PRESENTS THE CWF SURVIVOR SERIES!!

The graphic then starts and ends, and then the sold out crowd in the 
Madison Square Garden comes up jacked to the rafters. After a minute of 
this, JR starts commentary.

JR: WELCOME TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!! THE HOME OF THE NEW YORK KNICKS, 
AND TONIGHT, THE HOME OF CWF SURVIVOR SERIES!! THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SOLD 
OUT FOR WEEKS!! AND THEY HAVE COME TO WHAT IS TO BE A HELL OF A CARD 
LIED UP FOR TONIGHT!! I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, 
AND KING, THIS PLACE IS PACKED TO THE RAFTERS, AND WHAT A NIGHT FOR THEM 
TO GIVE US OUR BIGGEST CROWD EVER!!

KING: YOU SAID IT, JR!! WHAT A NIGHT IT IS GONNA BE!! AFTER TONIGHT, 
SOME HEARTS WILL BE BROKEN, SOME MAY BE MELDED, AND SOME MAY TURN INTO 
BLACK HEARTS!! TONIGHT, WE MAY SEE CLOSE TO EVERYTHING TONIGHT!!!

JR: THIS PLACE IS READY, AND SO ARE WE HERE!!

BG:................OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW...................YOUR ASS BETTER 
CALLLLL SOMEBODY!!

JR: WELL, WE ARE READY FOR ONE OF THE TWO SCHEDUALED SURVIVOR SERIES 
MATCHS HERE TONIGHT!! IT'LL BE THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS, TODD, AND BROCK OF 
DX, AND THEY'LL BE FACING, MARS, MISTY, CASTO, AND CHYNA, AND SOMETHING 
TELLS ME THAT CHYNA WILL BE A DECIDING FACTOR IN THIS MATCH UP!!

KING: You THINK!!

JR: The object of this match is to eliminate the members of the opposing 
team. Once you get pinned, counted out, disqualified, or if you submit, 
you must go back to the locker room for the duration of the rest of the 
match, and another member of that team will take his or her place.  
It'll keep going that way until no one is left on one team, which is 
when the winning team is decided, and the match ends.

BG: ARE YOU READY.... YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO.........YOU 
THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR........YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE 
BETTER........WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY........TO BOW TO THE 
MASTERS......BREAK IT DOWN!!!

Todd and Brock come out.

KING: Yeah, and something tells ME that Todd and Brock could win this 
one, at least for 3/4ths of this contest, but I don't know about the 
Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna!!

JR: Me either. I wonder if Chyna could win it all on her OWN, WITHOUT 
the help of her comerades tonight. But lets remember that Misty will be 
ITCHING to get into that ring after what happened last week on RAW!! And 
from what we saw with the surprising effort by Casto last Thursday night 
on Smack Down, we can only see what the night has in store for these 
guys here tonight. We thank you for joining us here!! And [Sailor Mars' 
music starts, and she heads out] here comes Sailor Mars with Casto 
Sommers, and remember that he's Serena's brother. What an effort last 
Thursday, as we said before. We just found out last Thursday on Smack 
Down that he was a high flying wrestler.

KING: Tell me about it. You couldn't tell where he was. I thought I saw 
such a blur from him.

Pok魯n music starts, and Misty comes out. 

JR: And here comes the woman who will want to get in that ring first. 
Misty, and last Monday was a thought in itself. Although X-Pac isn't in 
this match, the rest of DX minus Triple H is here in this match. It was 
last Monday that X-Pac  brought up the contreversy with Pok魯n's link 
with satanism, which in most minds is absolutly NONE, but even THEN, I 
think that X-Pac went a tad bit too FAR there, spraypainting Misty after 
attacking her, as well as her locker room. 

KING: I saw it, JR, and I haven't seen anything LIKE it. Misty got 
hammered by X-Pac and the rest of DX because she was a 
character...[Chyna's music starts up] UH OH!!

JR: Here comes the person who may win it all here. Chyna, the Ninth 
Wonder of the World. Remember that Chyna used to be in DX, as well, but 
since she has gone her own way, she has preformed rather WELL, and this 
will be interesting, and she's in the ring, and we are gonna get things 
started here. And referee Mike Kiota calls for the bell, and we are 
underway officially on this last day of the Thanksgiving weekend, and we 
hope that this Thinksgiving was great for you as it was for the rest of 
the CWF superstars, but right now, it looks like it's gonna be Sailor 
Mars against Road Dogg here to start off. Road Dogg and Mars lock horns, 
and into a corner goes Sailor Mars, and now Referee Kiota, calling for a 
clean break [Road Dogg, however, kicks Mars in the stomach] HE DOESN'T 
GET ONE!! What a kick to the break basket that was. And now to the other 
side from the irish whip goes Sailor Mars, but a stop of the dime, and 
mars soars over Road Dogg, and now shots to the face of the Road Dogg, 
and...A MARTIAL ARTS SPINNING BACKWARDS KICK THAT ALMOST SENT ROAD DOGG 
TO THE RAFTERS!!

KING: My gosh!!

JR: Road Dogg is in trouble in the early going here. Road Dogg now tag 
in BA Billy Gunn. Let's see what Bad Ass can do with Saillor Mars, and 
we won't see that confrontation, as Mars tags in Casto, and off the 
ropes and...A SPINNING HEEL KICK, USING THAT TOP ROPE AS A HELL OF A 
SPRING BOARD THERE!! CASTO IS VERY AGILE AND QUICK FOR HIS SIZE, AS 
CASTO NOW, GOES TO THE FAR SIDE, AND MISSING WITH THE CLOSELINE, AND A 
CROSS BODY BY CASTO, TWO, AND A KICKOUT AT TWO BY MR. ASS!! 

KING: WOW, JR!! HE ALMOST TOOK MR. ASS'S HEAD OFF THERE!!

JR: Casto now, back to his feet, and now to the ropes again, and a 
sholder block, and now back to the ropes and a leap frog by Bad Ass, and 
now back to the far side, and...GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! BAD ASS COUNTERED 
THAT HURRICURANA BY CASTO WITH A SPINE BUSTER!! CASTO ALL OF A SUDDEN 
HAS HAD ALL MOMENTUM TAKEN OUT OF HIM BY THAT COUNTER MOVE, AND I HAVE 
TO SAY THAT THAT WAS NICELY DONE BY MR. ASS!!

KING: THAT WAS, JR, AND CASTO IS IN TROUBLE!!

JR: BAD ASS NOW TAKES CASTO BACK TO THE ROPES, AND NOW BAD ASS HAS CASTO 
UP!! A GORILLA PRESS SLAM, AND NOW TODD TAGS BA BILLY GUNN, WITH CASTO 
STILL UP!! THE POWER AND STRENGTH OF BA BILLY GUNN, AND TODD TO THE TOP, 
AND NOW...A LEG DROP...GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! WITH CASTO IN THAT GORRILA 
PRESS SLAM, TODD CAME IN THROUGH THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND LEGDROPPED HIM 
ALL THE WAY TO THE CANVAS!!

KING: I CAN'T...

JR: UH OH, A COVER, TWO, AND THE LEFT SHOLDER CAME UP JUST IN THE NICK 
OF TIME!! CASTO IS BEING TAKEN OUT OF HIS GAME HERE BY DX!! HE NEEDS TO 
MAKE A TAG HERE!!

KING: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT ONE!!

JR: Casto was BARLY able to get that left sholder up!! They weren't 
ready for Casto risk-taking manuvers last Thursday, but they are ready 
THIS time, and boy, has the lesson been taught well to DX!! Todd, now, 
has Casto back up, and...TAUNTING MISTY, AND NOW MISTY UNINTENTIONALLY 
DISTRACTS THE REFEREE, AND CASTO IN DX'S CORNER, AND A FOUR ON ONE 
ATTACK, AND MISTY BETTER GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RING BEFORE CASTO GETS 
DISMANTLED BY DX, AND THE REFEREE DIDN'T SEE  THAT HELLATIOUS FOUR ON 
ONE ATTACK BY DX ON CASTO, AND CASTO IS DAMN NEAR OUT OF IT!!

KING: HE NEEDS TO MAKE A TAG AND NOW!!

JR: He could be eliminated, but that brings up a three on four encounter 
at that. Casto now, being drug up by Todd, and now setting up for a 
POWER BOMB?!

KING: A POWER BOMB?! 
 
JR: That's gonna be impossible if he doesn't have the strength, 
and...WAIT A MINUTE!! HE'S GETTING CASTO UP...WAIT A MINUTE, IT WASN'T A 
POWER BOMB!! SORT OF A RAZOR'S EDGE, AND ....DOWN HE GOES!! OH MY GOD, 
ONE, TWO...AND MARS SAVES HIM FROM BEING ELIMINATED!!

KING: Todd did a Razor's Edge in the middle of the RING!! I can't 
BELIEVE it!! 

JR: Where did Todd get THAT much strength, as now Todd tags Brock in, 
and now we have seen all of the DX members in this match in the ring 
legally, and now Brock is hammering away at whatever may be left of 
Casto. Casto, to the corner here, and now to the top turnbuckle, setting 
Casto up for a superplex, and now Brock gets ready, and now setting up, 
and he goes UP....WAIT A MINUTE, CASTO COUNTERED WITH A CROSS BODY, AND 
NOW A COVER, TWO...BROCK IS ELIMINATED, AND ROAD DOGG IS COMING IN, AND 
HE MISSES WITH THE LEGDROP, AND NOW CASTO NEEDS TO MAKE THE TAG!! BROCK 
HAS BEEN ELIMINATED JUST LIKE THAT BY CASTO!! THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T LOOK 
AWAY IN THE CWF!! YOU CAN MISS EVERYTHING THAT WAY!!  CASTO WILL TRY TO 
TAG IN SOMEONE FROM HIS CORNER IF HE CAN GET THERE, AND HE DOES...UH 
OH!! IT WAS MISTY!!

KING: UH OH!!

JR: MISTY NOW, DODGES THE RIGHT HAND OF THE ROAD DOGG, AND NOW SHOTS TO 
THE FACE OF THE DOGG, AND NOW TO THE ROPES, AND A MISSLE DROP KICK OFF 
THE ROPES BY MISTY, AND NOW MISTY BACK TO THE ROPES, AND ROAD DOG DOES A 
LEAP FROG, AND MISTY...USING THAT TOP ROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD, MISTY GOT 
THE ROAD DOGG WITH THAT SOARING MOONSAULT, ONE, TWO, THREE!! ROAD DOGG 
HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, AND NOW IT'S BA BILLY GUNN AND TODD, AND TODD IS 
GOING IN THERE NOW, AND NOW MISTY GOES BACK TO THE ROPES, AND 
TODD...GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! TODD SENT MISTY 50 FEET UP IN THE AIR BY 
THAT  BACK BODY DROP, OR SO IT WOULD SEEM!! 

KING: MY GOD, JR!! TODD IS SHOWING US WHAT HE IS MADE OF HERE TONIGHT!!

JR: FIRST THE RAZORS EDGE!! NOW THE BACK BODY DROP SEEMILY FROM HELL, 
AND NOW A COVER, TWO, AND A KICKOUT BY MISTY!! DX DOWN TO TWO NOW!! AND 
NOW TODD GOES FOR THE REAR CHIN LOCK!! FOLKS, LATER ON TONIGHT,  SAILOR 
MERCURY AGAINST MANKIND FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE, AND KING, THAT WILL BE A 
HELL OF A MATCHUP AFTER WHAT WE HAVE SEEN FROM SAILOR MERCURY IN THE 
PAST FEW WEEKS!!

KING: MERCURY HAS BEEN SNAPPING FOR THE PAST WEEK ON A LOT OF PEOPLE, 
JR, INCLUDING YOU!! BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT TONIGHT!! IT MAY TAKE THE AIR 
FORCE TO STOP HER TONIGHT!! 

JR: BELIEVE ME, KING, I DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH HER AFTER WHAT SHE DID 
TO GOOD OL' JR HERE ON RAW THIS PAST MONDAY!!

KING: ME EITHER!!

JR: TODD NOW, UP, AND SHOTS TO THE STERNEM OF TODD, AND MISTY GOT OUT OF 
THAT HEAD LOCK, AND NOW MISTY IS TRYING TO GET SOME MOMENTUM HERE!! TO 
THE ROPES, AND...KNEE TO THE GROIN OF MISTY BY TODD, AND NOW TODD GOES, 
UHOH !! THAT MOVE AGAIN!! MISTY IS UP, AND...BACK DOWN FROM THAT RAZOR'S 
EDGE, 1.......2.........3!! MISTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, AND..UH OH!! HERE 
COMES THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD, CHYNA!!

KING: THIS WILL BE INTERESTING, JR!! CHYNA AND DX GOING AT IT!!

JR: AND NOW CHYNA SENDS TODD TO THE ROPES, TOTHE NEAR SIDE, MISSING WITH 
THE CHOP, TO THE FAR SIDE, AND A POWER SLAM BY CHYNA THAT NEARLY TOOK 
TODD COMPLETLY OUT THERE!!

KING: She IS gonna win it for her team.

JR: Todd is almost out of it...UH OH!! ROAD DOGG COMING IN, AND NOW 
PUNCHES TO THE FACE, AND A LITTLE JIGGY BEFORE A HUGE RIGHT HAND THAT 
SENT CHYNA DOWN, BUT TO HER CORNER, AND SHE TAGS CASTO AGAIN, AND NOW 
CASTO WITH A RUNNING CLOSELINE, AND TODD GETS AN ELBOW, AND NOW CASTO 
SENDS ROAD DOGG TO THE ROPES, AND MISSIES WITHT HE CLOSELINE, AND TO THE 
TOP ROPE GOES COASTO, AND A FLYING CROSS BODY OFF OF THE TOP ROPE ONTO 
THE ROAD DOGG, 2, AND 3,  AND NOW ONLY TODD REMAINS. TODD IS GONNA TRY 
TO GIVE IT HIS ALL HERE, AND CASTO TO THE ROPES, AND TODD TRIES A CHOP 
BLOCK..WHICH CONNECTS, BUT CASTO IS QUICKLY BACK UP, AND NOW CASTO TAGS 
IN SAILOR MARS!!! MARS NOW, WITH TODD, TO THE ROPES, AND...UH OH!! TODD 
GOT CAUGHT IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX...JACKHAMMER!! 1......2......3!!! MARS' 
TEAM WINS THIS SURVIVOR SERIES MATCHUP!! 

CHIMEL: YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH, MISTY, SAILOR MARS, CASTO, AND 
CHYNA!!

KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! TODD GOT JACKHAMMERED, AND MARS WINS IT FOR 
THE TEAM!!

JR: AND LOOK AT CASTO, NOW THEY ARE STRONGER THAN EVER, MARS AND CASTO 
ARE, BUT HOW LONG WILL THIS MOMENTUM LAST!! WELL, SPEAKING OF MOMENTUM, 
WE ARE READY FOR A SHOCKER ALL RIGHT!! This will be for the European 
Title, but as well, this will be a sight to see. A Kiss My Ass match!! 
Sailor Pluto vs. Rubeus.

KING: A first in the CWF!! Sailor Pluto wants the title, and will stop 
at NOTHING to get it back, but I don't think that she will be able to 
pull it off, JR!! 

JR: Well, I beg to differ there, King!! Sailor Pluto is as tough as they 
come. Standing by is The New Guy, with Sailor Pluto!! 

Switch to the back, where The New Guy is with Sailor Pluto.

NEW GUY: Pluto, in just a few minutes, you will be in a Kiss My Ass mtch 
for that European Title!! 

PLUTO: Correction New Guy, MY European Title!! Rubeus, you want to 
virtually STEAL that title from me?! You want to think that you are even 
WORTHY of carrying that title around your waste?! You're WRONG!! That 
title belongs to me and me ONLY!! And when I am through kicking your ass 
all across that ring, you will have to bend down on your hands and 
knees, and KISS mine!! [she walks away]

Switch back to ringside.

KING: WOW!! She's ready, all right, JR!! 

JR: Like we knew she WOULD be, and here we go!!

CHIMEL: The following match, schedualed for one fall, is a special Kiss 
My Ass match for the CWF European Championship.

Rubeus's music starts up, and he heads down to the ring.

CHIMEL: First, the champion. Making his way to the ring form Nemisis, 
the CWF Europen Champion, RUBEUS!!

JR: We are set now for the European Championship, and here come the 
reigning European Champion, Rubeus. It was a couple of weeks ago on RAW 
that Sailor Pluto asked for this match, and when she first asked of it, 
Rubeus said no way, but then Pluto added the Kiss My Ass stipulation, 
and Rubeus agreed.

KING: Yeah, but he said that if Sailor pluto wanted to embarrase herself 
like that, then she could, and gave her the match. THAT'S what happened 
there. But I've gotta believe that he meant it as it was said. Sailor 
Pluto is gonna embarrase herself here tonight in Madison Square Garden!!

JR: Rubeus awaits the challenger, Sailor Pluto.

Pluto's music starts, and she comes out to her music.

CHIMEL: And the challenger, coming from Crystal Tokyo, Sailor Pluto!! 

JR: And what an entrance Sailor Pluto makes in this ring, and now we are 
ready for the European Title match!! Sailor Pluto vs. Rubeus, and the 
Tim White calls for the bell, and we are officially underway in this 
matchup. And now Pluto and Rubeus lock horns!! Pluto with a swift kick 
to the rib cage of Rubeus, and now punches to the face of Rubeus. To the 
ropes now, and to the far side...GOOD LORD!! A CLOSELINE THAT TOOK 
RUBEUS'S HEAD CLEAN OFF THERE!!

KING: Yeah, right now Pluto is doing well!! But you watch, JR!! She'll 
falter, and it only takes one mistake, JR!! Only one!! 

JR: When and if she makes it is ANOTHER story all in itself!! Pluto now, 
with shots to the face of Rubeus, and now back to the ropes, 
and...RUBEUS SAW THE BODY DROP COMING, AND KICKED PLUTO DEAD IN THE 
THROAT THERE!!

KING: MY GOSH, JR!! I TOLD YOU! ONE MISTAKE IS ALL IT TAKES, JR!!

JR: I know that, but Rubeus needs to capalize, and DOES WITH AN ELBOW TO 
THE CHEST AREA, AND NOW A COVER, TWO, AND A KICKOUT AFTER TWO BY SAILOR 
PLUTO!! Rubeus almost had the early win in this matchup!!

KING: She's embarrasing herself, JR!! She's getting lucky in this 
matchup so far!!

JR: I wouldn't think so. Pluto is one tough woman, I know that much!! 
Rubeus, with a nice hip toss, and now another, and now Rubeus sends 
Pluto to the outside, and to the near side goes Rubeus, and HE SOARS 
OVER THE FAR SIDE THERE, AND CAUGHT SAILOR PLUTO!!

KING: INCREDIABLE!!

JR: RUBEUS IS REALLY STARTING TO GET THE UPPER HAND HERE!!! WHAT A CROSS 
BODY TO THE OUTSIDE, AND NOW RUBEUS SENDS PLUTO BACK INTO THE RUNG, AND 
RUBEUS ON THE TOP ROPE, AND PLUTO BACK UP, AND....HURRICURANA FROM THE 
TOP ROPE, AND TWISTED IT!! THE CENTER OF THE RING, 2, AND ANOTHER 
KICKOUT BY SAILOR PLUTO!! MAN!! 

KING: TOLD YOU!! PLUTO WAS BARLY ABLE TO KICK OUT!! 

JR: I KNOW, AND RUBEUS KNOW THAT, AS WELL!! RUBEUS NOW, SENDS PLUTO TO 
THE ROPES, AND A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER, AND...GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! 
PLUTO'S BACK HAS GOTTA BE IN A MILLION PIECES THERE!!

KING: SHE WON'T BE ALBLE TO GET UP FROM THAT ONE!!

JR: 1......2.....and ALMOST a count of three!! Tim White was just about 
ready to count to three when Pluto got that right sholder up!! Rubeus is 
now getting a little bit fustrated there!!

KING: I thought that was three.

JR: Rubeus thought so too, and I'm sure this sold-out corud at MSG 
thought so, as well, but that was only two!! And now Rubeus is getting 
fustrated, and now a lock up, and a....INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!! BACK UP, 
AND READY FOR A PUMP-HANDLE SLAM!! AND HE DELIVERS THAT SHOULD BE ALL 
RIGHT THERE, 2, AND...KICKOUT AGAIN!! MY GOD, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO 
PUT SAILOR PLUTO AWAY!! PLUTO BACK UP, AND SO IS RUBEUS!! PLUTO MISSES 
WITH THE CLOSELINE, AND NOW RUBEUS...SLEEPER TIME!!!

KING: Are you sure that Pluto can kiss his rear asleep?! 

JR: She may or may not, I don't know, but if she falls asleep by this 
move, then Rubeus is still the CWF European Champion, and Pluto would 
have to kiss Rubeus's derrier!! And look at this....oh wait a minute, 
Pluto with a SNAPMARE TAKEOVER WHICH GOT HER OUT OF THAT SLEEPER!! And 
now Pluto has a chance to get back into the matchup, AND A DDT IN THE 
MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND NOW RUBEUS IS IN TROUBLE HERE!! PLUTO IS TRYING 
TO GET BACK INTO THIS, AND THROW SOME MOMENTUM INTO THIS MATCHUP!! PLUTO 
IS GETTING BACK UP, AND A SECOND WIND IS STARTING TO GET INTO PLUTO!! 
SHOTS TO THE FACE OF RUBEUS, AND NOW AN IRISH WHIP TO THE NEAR SIDE, AND 
HIGH CROSS BODY THERE, TWO, AND A KICKOUT BY RUBEUS, PLUTO GOES TO THE 
ROPES, DUCKS UNDER THE CLOSELINE, AND RUBEUS...PLUTO COUNTERED WITH A 
POWER BOMB THERE!! RUBEUS TRIED ANOTHER HURRICURANA, BUT PLUTO COUNTERED 
WITH A POWER BOMB!!

KING: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!! SAILOR PLUTO IS GETTING BACK INTO THIS 
SOMEHOW!!

JR: PLUTO IS GONNA TRY FOR...YES, THE TIME MACHINE!!! AND IF PLUTO CAN 
HIT THIS ONE, IT'LL BE ALL OVER!! PLUTO...NAILS THE TIME MACHINE, AND 
FOLKS, THIS ONE IS OVER, BUT...WAIT A MINUTE, PLUTO FELL DOWN AND 
COLLAPSED, APPARANTLY STILL HURT FROM EARLIER!! CAN SHE GET ENOUGH 
STRENGTH TO PIN HIM?! PLUTO IS...YES....1......2........3!! 3!! 3!!! WE 
HAVE A NEW CWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION!!

CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTELMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NNNNEEEEWWWW 
CWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION, SAILOR PLUTO!! 

JR; PLUTO HAS WON THIS THING, AND RUBEUS WILL HAVE TO BEND OVER AND 
KISS...WELL, HE WOULD IF PLUTO WOULD GET OFF OF HIM!!

KING: SHE HASN'T MOVED, JR!! 

JR: Referee Tim White trying to award the belt to Pluto, but she hasn't 
moved from that spot!!

KING: Oh my God!! Something's wrong, JR!!

JR: Tim White is trying to get...

WHITE: SOMEONE GET SOME HELP!!

JR: GET HELP?!

KING: OH MY GOD!! SHE'S COLLAPSED!!

JR: WHAT HAPPENED?! Pluto got to Rubeus just fine.

KING: UH OH!! The paramedics have came in!!

JR: Folks, something is going on here!! We don't know what it is, but 
something has happened to the new European Champion here tonight.

KING: There getting that oxygen mask on. This doesn't look good.

JR: Folks, officials are coming down here!! Pluto has won the match, but 
this right now is more important than any match or belt right now. And 
Pluto is being taken out on a strecher!!

Crowd cheers in appreciation, and paramdics say that she'll be okay by 
thumbs up.

JR: Oh thank GOD that Pluto is gonna be okay!! Well, ladies and 
gentlemen, the show must move on! The second of the two Survivor Series 
matches is up next. Jessie, James, Mondo, and  get this, THE BIG SHOW!! 
They will be against Butch, Cassidy, Daniel, and the Big Bossman!!

KING: And something tells me that this is not gonna be pretty!!

JR: Daniel turned his back on the two people that very well got him to 
this pinnical of success, Jessie and James of Team Rocket, and that may 
cost him within an inch of his LIFE!! However, the REAL story may be the 
"extras". The Big Show and the big Bossman have had their differences 
put into the spotlight many times in the PAST, and it may continue here 
tonight.

KING: I know it may, but that's not the real story!! The story is that 
Daniel is looking to do away the good side of TR, J&J, and he'll look to 
Butch, Cassidy, and the Bossman for support. 

BG:................<JESSIE:> PREPARE FOR 
TROUBLE...............................<JAMES:> MAKE IT DOUBLE!!

They come out.

JR: And here we go. This is the second of the two Survivor Series 
elimination matches schedualed here tonight. The first one was Misty, 
Mars, Casto, and Chyna winning against the New Age Outlaws,  Todd, and 
Brock!! We may also remind you that Jessie and James used to be in that 
group, until DX said for them to get their pink slips at the door on 
their way out.

KING: Well, it's obvious to ME that they are doing better WITHOUT DX, 
because they are obviously on a roll.

JR: And they get their chance to get back at Butch, Cassidy, and Daniel. 
But, like with the first Survivor Series match, it is the Big Show who 
might take this match to the cleaners.

KING: Do you THINK?!! 

JESSIE: WE ARE HERE, IN THE MOST FAMOUS ARENA IN THE WORLD, MADISON 
SQUARE GARDEN!! AND TONIGHT, BUTCH, CASSIDY, YOU BITCH, DANIEL, AND THAT 
SORRY EXCUSE FOR A WRESTLER, THE BOSSMAN, YOU BETTER....PREPARE FOR 
TROUBLE!!

KING: HA HA!!

JAMES: AND DANIEL, YOUR SKINNY ASS ALREADY MADE THAT DOUBLE!!

JR: WOW!!

JESSIE: TONIGHT, WE ARE GONNA INFECT THOSE IDIOTS WITH OUR ASS-KICKING 
DEVISTATION!!

JAMES: OH, YOUR GONNA LOVE THIS ONE!! TO UNITE THIS ENTIRE ARENA IN 
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, AND ALL OF NYC WITHIN OUR NATION!!

JESSIE: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF THIER LIES, WITHOUT ANY LOVE....AT 
ALL!! 

JAMES: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TOTHE STARTS ABOVE, WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS 
BUTCH, THAT ANNOYING VOICE YOU HAVE MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!! THIRTY-THREE 
THROAT OPERATIONS TO REMOVE THAT DAMN CONDEMN IN YOUR THROAT!!

KING: AH HA HA HA!!

JR: HE HEH HE HEH!!

JESSIE: JESSIE!!

JAMES: JAMES!!

MONDO: AND I'M MONDO!!

JESSIE: TEAM ROCKET, GONNA MAKE THOSE ASSHOLES SUFFER AT THE SPEED OF 
LIGHT!!

JAMES: THEY WILL SURRENDER TO US, AND THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO PUT UP A 
DAMN FIGHT!!!

MONDO: THAT IS DAMN RIGHT!!

JESSIE: AND WHEN WE ARE DONE WITH YOU, THE BIG SHOW CAN DO WHAT HE DOES 
BEST, AND THAT IS TO BLAST YOU FOUR OFF AGAIN...AND COME BACK DOWN TO 
HELL!!

Crowd cheers.

KING: They just get BETTER at THAT part!!

JR: I SAY!!

BG: WELLLLLLLLLL....WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!!

JR: AND HERE COMES THE CAVALRY FOR TEAM ROCKET HERE TONIGHT!! FIVE-
HUNDERED POUNDS!! OVER SEVEN FOOT!! IT'S THE BIG SHOW!!

KING: How can you lose with someone like THAT in your corner?!!

JR: I can think of some ways that he COULD be put down, but they are few 
and far between tonight!! He's in the ring, and looks at the other three 
with a stare that could kill. But it's a stare that will be meant for 
the four who are about to come out that entrance ramp.

The gloomy TR music starts up, and B&C make their way into the ring with 
Daniel following them.

JR: Butch, Cassidy, and Daniel all are making their way to the ring!! We 
got a report on Sailor Pluto, and the doctors are now saying that it was 
some shots to the head that gave her a mild concussion!! She was having 
a little touble breathing, and that's why the paramedics got her out of 
there!! 

KING: So your saying that it was some hit in the match that CAUSED that.

JR: I would think so, but I don't think that Rubeus would mean to do 
something like THAT!! As you already know by now, feuds in shows are not 
necessary carried over into the CWF!! But right now, Butch, Cassidy, and 
Daniel are in the ring, and...[the Bossman's music starts up, and he 
heads out into the ring] uh oh!!

KING: Look at the Big Show. 

JR: Putting that stare dead at the Bossman, and we are now ready for the 
match, and Mike Kiota gets things started. Jessie and Butch will get 
things started here. Jessie with a nice hip toss to get things started 
here, and now to the ropes, and Jessie with a drop kick to the 
midsection of Butch!!

KING: They're not making that double!! There making it QUADRUPLE right 
NOW!!!

JR: I would like....VERTICAL SUPLEX BY JESSIE!! I would like to really 
know when YOU became a Jessie & James fan.

KING: I DON'T KNOW, JR!! WHY DO YOU CARE?!

JR: Well, it was all of a sudden with YOU!! Are you smitten with Jessie 
or something?! 

KING: Well, I do amit that she does have two puppies, but that isn't the 
reason!! 

JR: We'll talk about it later, as Jessie takes Butch to the ropes, and a 
leapfrog by Jessie, and a duck underneath, Butch to the near side, 
and...ROCKET FLIP, AND LOOK AT JESSIE...WAIT A MINUTE, JAMES IS GETTING 
TO THE TOP ROPE HERE, AND JESSIE...FLIPS HIM HIGH IN THE AIR AND BACK 
DOWN....LEGDROP FROM THE TOP ROPE BY JAMES ON BUTCH AS HE LANDED!! AND 
NOW JAMES GOES TO THE OUTSIDE, AND JESSIE TAGS HIM IN!! A COVER, TWO, 
AND A KICKOUT BY BUTCH!! My lord, we need to see that again!! These two 
superstars work VERY well as a team, and here it is again.

KING: Yeah, and I thought that they called this the Jessie-flip. But 
anyway, as soon as Butch got to the ground, James did a legdrop off of 
the top rope, and connected!!

JR: They DO work well as a team!! That continuity, that ability to co-
exist so WELL!! 

KING: They didn't name the group TEAM Rocket for NOTHING, now DID THEY?! 

JR: Guess not, if that's what the TEAM in their name is all about. James 
takes Butch to the ropes, and a leap frog by James, and a full nelson 
suplex, no....REVERSE DOUBLE ARM DDT!! AND NOW JAMES TAGS JESSIE AGAIN!! 
And James, WAIT A MINUTE, A GOLLILLA PRESS ON JESSIE BY JAMES...WAIT A 
MINUTE, HE DROPPED JESSIE ON BUTCH!! WHATEVER THAT WAS, IT WORKED 
PERFECTLY, 2, and a kickout again by Butch, but you want to talk about 
working together!! That was SOMETHING, all right!! And Butch needs to 
make a tag.

KING: After all of THAT, I would think SO!! Butch needs to get out of 
there.

He tags...THE BIG BOSSMAN!!

JR; The Bossman is tagged in to the ring, and Jessie....

She tags someone else alright....THE BIG SHOW!!

JR: UH OH!!

KING: THIS IS WHAT WE WERE EXPECTING!!

JR: THIS...oh, the Bossman tags in Cassidy, not wanting to face the Big 
Show!!

KING: Like Cassidy's gonna want to face him EITHER!!

JR: Cassidy is gonna try to make the most of this, and off the ropes, a 
dropkick, but the Big Show didn't even move. Cassidy again tries or the 
drop kick, and he didn't budge AGAIN!! And now for the third....UH OH!! 
THE BIG SHOW HAS THE LEG OF cASSIDY IN HIS HAND, AND NOW THE OTHER LEG 
IS IN THE OTHER HAN!! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO...GIANT SWING!!

KING: CASSIDY IS GOING FOR THE RIDE!! 

JR: ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES!! I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MOVE PULLED OFF SO 
WELL, AND NOW...INTO THE NEAR TURNBUCKLE!! MY LORD, SHE FLEW INTO THE 
TURNBUCKLE FASTER THEN A FIGHTER JET THERE!! UH OH LOOK OUT!! THE BIG 
SHOW RAMMED THAT KNEE INTO THE GULLET OF CASSIDY, AND NOW AN IRISH WHIP 
INTO HIS CORNER, AND...WATCH OUT!!! THE BIG SHOW CAME IN LIKE A FREIGHT 
TRAIN, AND CASSIDY IS DAMN NEAR OUT OF IT!!

KING: I bet!! The Big Show did a Giant Swing!! I've never seen anything 
like that before in my LIFE!!

JR: The Big Show gets Cassidy back up, and...UH OH!! SHOWSTOPPER TIME, 
AND UP AND DOWN SHE COMES!!! 1.....2......3!!! CASSIDY IS ELIMINATED, 
AND NOW DANIEL IS COMING IN, AND....WAIT A MINUTE, SHOWS...OH, THE 
BOSSMAN HIT HIM WITH THAT STICK, AND KIOTA IS SAYING THAT...THE BOSSMAN 
ELIMINATED HIMSELF!! HE'S JUST BEEN DISQUALIFIED FOR BRINGING THAT STICK 
INTO THE RING!!

KING: NO WAY!!

JR; BUT THE BIG SHOW IS NOW FIGHTING THE BOSSMAN, AND OUT OF THE RING 
THEY GO, AND THE BIG SHOW IS NOT CARING ABOUT THAT TEN COUNT!! HE'S 
GOING AFTER THE BOSSMAN, AND THE BOSSMAN AND THE BG SHOW ARE FIGHTING 
BACK INTO THE BACKSTAGE AREA, AND THEY ARE NOT COMING BACK OUT ANYTIME 
SOON!! 

KING: LOOK AT MONDO!!

JR: DANIEL BETTER PAY ATTENTION TO THE MATCH, AND HE TURNS AROUND...DROP 
KICK OFF OF THE TOP ROPE BY MONDO, AND DANIEL TAGS IN BUTCH, AS HE WAS 
NEAR THE CORNER!!

KING: Has the Big Show been counted out here.

JR: I guess so...yes, the Big Show has been eliminated via count out, 
and all of a sudden, it is anybody's game here!! The ref was 
distracted...BUTCH KONKED MONDO WITH THAT KNIFE STICK, AND THE REF 
DIDN'T SEE IT!! 1......2......3!!! MONDO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! And now 
it is up to James and Jessie to get the job done now!! This is now a two 
on two!!

KING: Yeah!! Butch and Daniel are in the other corner!!

JR: The referee was distracted still by the Big Show and Big Bossman, 
and didn't see Butch hit Mondo in the head with that stick in the head, 
and Butch got the assisted three count to eliminate Mondo. But now it's 
him and Jessie, and...wait a minute, Daniel is asking for the tag, and 
he says that he can sacrifice elimination for Butch to win this match, 
and Daniel has a chair with him!! Butch says yes, and a tag is made to 
Daniel, and now Daniel is ready to get himself DQ'ed here!!

However, he turns around...AND HITS BUTCH WITH THE CHAIR!!

JR: WAIT A MINUTE!!

KING: WHAT IN THE...?!

JR: DANIEL HAS JUST GOT HIMSELF DQ'ED ALL RIGHT!! AND NOW JESSIE IS 
GETTING JAMES SET!! SHE MADE THE TAG, AND DANIEL IS GIVING BUTCH 
TO...JESSIE!! AND JAMES GETS BUTCH!! BUTCH IS GETTING SET UP FOR THE 
ROCKET FLASH, WHICH IS THE DOUBLE POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE...WAIT A 
MINUTE, JESSIE IS COMING UP ON THE TOP ROPE TO JOIN JAMES, AND...A TRUE 
DOUBLE POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!! THAT WAS THE ROCKET FLASH, AND 
JAMES IS PINNING BUTCH!!! 1.........2.........3!!!! JESSIE AND JAMES 
HAVE WON THIS THING, BUT WHY DID DANIEL DO THAT FOR!!

KING: DON'T ASK ME, JR!!

JR: AND DANIEL IS...

Daniel raises his hands...WITH JESSIE AND JAMES!!

JR: YES!! YES!! DANIEL IS BACK WHERE HE BELONGS!! 

KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!

JR: DANIEL, JESSIE, AND JAMES!! BACK TOGETHER AT LAST!! AND NOW TEAM 
ROCKET IS STRONGER THAN EVER!!

KING: I CAN TELL YOU ONE PERSON THAT IS NOT HAPPY, AND THAT IS 
GIOVANNI!!

JR: OH MAN!! HE'S PROBABLY HAVING A FIT RIGHT NOW!!

KING: HE'S HOLERING IN ANGER, JR!!

JR: That is true!! But Daniel is back with Jessie and James!! That whole 
thing was a set up from No Mercy, and did it ever work to perfection!! 
They had us fooled, but I am happy that it was only to foll everyone, 
because Daniel is back with the good side, at least for now!!

KING: I think he's there to stay!! Prepare for trouble...and MAKE IT 
TRIPLE!!

JR: Well, we better prepare for a LOT more trouble than that in this 
nextmatch, which is for the CWF hardcore championship. Sailor mercury 
vs. Mick Foley. Mankind. Ever since No Mercy, Sailor Mercuy has had a 
very documented hostory. Let's take a look at the kind of life that 
Sailor Mercury has had during these past four weeks!!

[start flashback]

Back to CWF No Mercy.

JR: WHEREVER SHE GOT IT, SHE POURING THAT GASOLIENE ALL OVER THE TABLE 
THERE, and now with a tourch, and....OH MY GOD, THE TABLE IS ON FIRE, 
KING!! GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY!!...MERCURY IS SETTING UP FOR A POWERBOMB, 
AND OH MY GOD, SHE'S GONNA  DO IT ON THE TABLE, AND THAT ON FIRE, DAMN 
IT!! ...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, THE TABLE BROKE THERE, 
...1........2........3!!! THERE IS A NEW CHAMPION, DAMN IT!!...SHE'S 
JUST WALKING OUT THERE!! DON'T TELL ME SHE ISN'T EVEN GONNA SEE IF HER 
FRIEND IS OKAY!!

KING: I think she saw that officials are putting out the fire there, 
JR!!

JR: I don't think she even cared if she was okay or not...She should at 
least CARE!! What's gonna transpire from this?!

To RAW the following night...

MERCURY: New Guy, you called me a GIRL when you called me out!! I am a 
WOMAN!! GET IT STRAIGHT!!

She shoves the mike back to the New Guy!!

...NEW GUY: ...you powerbombed Jupiter into a firey table,...you went 
out of the ring seemily WITHOUT any concern at ALL for Jupiter's well 
being, and you two are very good friends. What was the deal with that?! 

MERCURY: Well...

JUPITER: Yeah, Merc, what the hell is up with that?!...I thought you and 
I were very good friends,...I'm still willing to firgive and let by 
gones be...

Merc puts her hand up, stopping her mid-speech.

MERCURY: HOLD ON A MINUTE!!...This is the welcome back I get after I 
come back from a back injury that took me out of my game for about four 
WEEKS?! 

COLE: HUH?!! 

MERCURY: ...I was in that bed, absolutly DEVISTATED that everyone was 
moving on in their lives, and forgot all about ME!! Jupiter, do you get 
it YET?! I was expecting a welcome back from YOUR lazy asses!!

NEW GUY: Uhh, Merc, you're losing us here...

MERCURY: New Guy, if you open your mouth one more time, I'll shove this 
boot straight up your fat ASS!!...you're becoming like everyone else. 
Not giving credit where credit is DUE!! GET A LIFE, and tell all of your 
collegues!!...

With that...SHE STRIKES THE NEW GUY WITH A FOREARM!!

COLE: WAHT THE HELL,...MERCURY, SHOVES JUPITER INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND 
NOW SHE HAS STRUCK HER WITH THAT HARDCORE TITLE,...FINALLY, THE REFS 
COME OUT TO GET HER OFF OF THE NEW GUY!!...WHAT THE HELL IS MERCURY 
THINKING, KING?

To the following SMACK DOWN...

COLE:...SHE HAS...BARBED WIRE, AND SHE'S PUTTING IT AROUND THE TABLE!! 

KING: FIRST SHE'S SETS A TABLE ON FIRE, AND NOW A TABLE WITH BARBED 
WIRE?!

KAI: THINGSH ARE GONNA GET UGLY IN A HURRY, MICHAEL!!

COLE:...POWERBOMB ON THE BARBED WIRE TABLE, AND NOW A COVER, 2, AND 3!! 
MERCURY IS THE WINNER IN THIS MATCH...UH OH!!...UP HE GOES, AND DOWN ON 
THAT BARBED WIRE AGAIN!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE HARDCORE 
CHAMPION!!

KING: SHE THINKS THAT NO ONE WELCOMED HER BACK THE PROPER WAY...

To the Raw following that...

MERCURY: But there are still many other people that I have to blame for 
not giving me the proper welcome back. And one of those many is you, Al 
Snow...I blame Al Snow for all of my problems now. He was the reason why 
I was out in the first place. And I have a SPECIAL debt to pay back for 
that, so Al Snow...you bring your retarded, slobby, fat ASS out here 
right NOW,...

Al Snow soon comes out.

MERCURY: DON'T TRY TO PLAY THAT GUILT TRIP ON ME, YOU ASSHOLE!!...YOU 
KNOW THAT YOU WANTED ME TO LAND ON THAT CONCRETE AT UNFORGIVEN!!

...SNOW:...I think that they may have forgotten about you!!

MERCURY: You mean to tell me that these fans, these announcers, the 
assholes in the back, they all just forgot that I even EXISTED?!...That 
is EXACTLY what you mean, DO YOU?! Well, I'm glad that you FINALLY came 
out and told the truth, because quite frankly, I just don't give a DAMN 
about what the people in the back think....And Al Snow,...you could have 
THIS, MY CWF Hardcore Championship, and I could go to hell, for all YOU 
cared!!

KING:...She's shedding tears.

JR: And look at her face. She's trying to hold back her temper.

MERCURY: So, as far as...

...JERICHO: Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO!!!....you breaking your BACK was a 
BLESSING to these people, to me, and to each and everyone watching the 
CWF, because you are the biggest embarrasement that this company...no, 
this INDUSTRY has EVER SEEN IN IT'S FRANCHISE!!

KING: WOW!!

JERICHO: ...These people HATE you...you need MERCURY to be at ZERO to be 
able to keep your so called "FANS" awake during your matches...And let's 
be honest, you star in THE WORST ANIMɓ TO EVER HIT THE UNITED STATES!!

JR: UH OH!!  KING: UH OH!!!

...JERICHO: I mean, SAILOR Moon!! What is it ABOUT, a bunch of ǯmme ǩ, 
ǯmme ǡ MEN trying to  actually SAIL on the MOON or something?!! And 
what was up with this NEGA, MEGA, SOMETHING,...go ahead, whine, cry, out 
of the CWF, and never...EEEEEVER annoy me or all these Jerichoholics, 
AGAIEN!!

MERCURY: ...If it wasn't for Sailor MOON, anim頷ould never be as 
POPULAR as it IS TODAY, and YOU'RE ass would still be down south 
somewhere!!

KING: WOW!! 

JR: She has a point there!!

MERCURY: And you should look who was just talking, because you YOURSELF 
were down in some dumps named...well, WCW!!!...let's SEE how much 
someone from Sailor Moon sucks. YOU AND ME, HARDCORE TITLE MATCH, AND AL 
SNOW, SINCE I CALLED YOU OUT, LET'S PUT YOU IN THERE, AND MAKE IT A 
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!

JR: OH YEAH!! 

KING: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!

JR: HARDCORE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH...

To SMACK DOWN that following night.

...MERCURY: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, AL SNOW!! YOU NEVER ONCE WELCOMED ME 
THE RIGHT WAY!!...I'M MEANER, AND MORE AGGRESSIVE, AND IF ANYONE, AND I 
DAMN WELL MEAN ANYONE, DISLIKES THAT, THEY CAN ALL GO TO HELL!! [Crowd 
boos] FINE, YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN ALL OF YOU PEOPLE CAN GO TO HELL!! 
YOU GUYS NEVER CAREED FOR ME EITHER...

All of a sudden, MANKIND'S music plays, and he comes out with mike in 
hand.

MANKIND: ...I came out here to get some things in your head that I think 
were lost in that head of yours when you were in the hospital...First of 
all, these fans are booing you for a REASON!! They aren't booing you 
because they don't welcome you back. Hell, all of us welcomed you back. 
You're a part of a team. Damn it, OUR TEAM!! The CWF!! [crowd 
cheers]...Please, Merc, understand that we do welcome you back to the 
best of our ABILITIES!! It may NOT be much, but DAMN IT, it's the BEST, 
and you can DAMN sure guarentee THAT!! 

MERCURY: You know what, Mick!! You're RIGHT!! I WAS letting things go to 
my head!! Thanks for straighting it all out!!

MANKIND: So, can you be a GOOD girl now?! 

MERC: SURE, MICK, ANYTHING YOU SAY!!

MANKIND: GOOD DECISION!!

SERENA: [as Mankind starts to walk away] Mercury said...UH OH!!!! 

KING: WHAT THE...?!

SERENA: ...STUCK MICK WITH THAT CROWBAR IN THE SMALL OF THE BACK, AND 
NOW HE IS DOWN, WITH MERC BEATING ON HIM SENSELESS WITH THAT THING!! 
WHAT IN THE HELL?! 

MERCURY: [literlly SCREAMING these lines] ...DAMN IT, MICK, YOU NEVER 
ONCE LISTENED TO ME!! YOU NEVER ONCE CARED!! MICK, YOU WISH THAT I NEVER 
EVEN EXISTED!! ...HOW CAN THESE STUPID FANS FORGET ABOUT ME!!...IF THEY 
DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME, THEN I SURE AS HELL DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT 
THEM ANYMORE!! [she slams the mike down hard, almost breaking the mike, 
and then walks out]

...KAI: I THINK MERCURY WAS CRYING IN THAT RING!!

KING: ...SHE REALLY DOES THINK PEOPLE FORGOT ABOUT HER!!

To RAW the following Monday...

JR: Goku has Mercury now, and to the outside again, and now a body slam 
onto that table.This doesn't look good, and now Goku, back in, and now 
Goku, to the far side, and OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND LANDING ON THAT TABLE, 
BUT MERCURY GOT OUT OF THE WAY, AND THE TABLE BROKE, AND NOW MERCURY HAS 
THAT FRYING PAN!! AND NOW HITTING GOKU WITH IT, BUT SHE ISN'T STOPPING!! 
...OH MY GOD!! MERCURY IS USING THAT DAMN CATTLE PROD ON GOKU,...A CHAIN 
ROPE!! MY GOD!! MERCURY HAS SNAPPED HERE!! AND NOW TO THE FACE OF GOKU!! 
SOMEONE STOP THIS!! AND...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES MANKIND!! MICK FOLEY 
IS GONNA TRY TO GET THIS THING UNDER CONTROL...OH MY!! HE GOT NAILED BY 
MERCURY HERE!! AND SHE HAS THAT CATTLE PROD AGAIN, AND...ONTO MICK WITH 
THAT PROD!!...

KING: MERCURY HAS SNAPPED,...

...All of a sudden, Mercury grabs JR, and pulls him out of the 
commentating table.

KING: AHH, JR!! MERCURY HAS HIM....JR IS BEING SHOCKED BY THAT CATTLE 
PROD, LITTERLY!! AND FINALLY THE REFS GOT HER OUT OF THAT AREA, AND ARE 
NOW ESCORTING HER...OH MY GOD, SHE'S BROKEN FREE!!...THE ST. LOUIS COPS 
NOW ARE TRYING TO STOP HER!!...WE NEED HELP OUT HERE NOW!!

And to SMACK DOWN Last Thursday...

COLE:...NO, NO NO!! THAT SLEGEHAMMER WENT RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF 
PICCILO, FULL FORCE!!...MERCURY...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD, INTO THE FACE 
THAT SLEDGEHAMMER WENT TO ON PICCILO, AND THAT WAS FULL FORCE!! MY GOD, 
SHE COULD'VE KILLED HIM WITH THAT SHOT ALONE, KING!!

KING: I KNOW, I KNOW!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!

COLE: AND MERCURY ISN'T CARING!! SHE'S GOT PICCILO ON THE SPANISH 
ANNOUNCING TABLE, AND NOW INTO THE...OH, WAIT A MINUTE, SHE HAS PUT A 
CHAIR UNDERNEATH PICCILO'S BODY!! WHAT IS SHE GONNA...INTO THE RING NOW, 
AND TO THE FAR SIDE, AND A FLIP...RIGHT ONTO PICCILO'S BODY!! AND THE 
TABLE BROKE!! AND NOW PICCILO IS DOWN AND OUT, AND...OH NO!! DONT TELL 
ME!! OH MY GOD...WAIT A MINUTE, SHE DIDN'T DO A PILEDRIV...OH MY 
GOD!!...[almost sceaming] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! GOHAN GOT HAMMERED BY 
THAT CHAIR!! WAS THAT INTENTIONAL?!...SHE HAS GOHAN NOW, AND NOW SHE'S 
TAKING HIM TO THE ENTRANCE RAMP, AND NOW SHE...HAS HIM UP FOR A GORRILLA 
PRESS SLAM...AND BACK DOWN ONTO THE STEEL GRATING!! NOW WHAT IS SHE 
GONNA DO?! ON THE TOP OF THE RAMP, ON THE STAGE, AND AGAIN, GORRILLA 
PRESS, AND...MY GOD!! SAILOR MERCURY HAS GONE OFF THE EDGE!! SHE JUST 
THREW GOHAN ABOUT 60 FEET OFF OF THAT STAGE ONTO THE HARD CONCRETE FLOOR 
OF THE GREENSBORO COLLISIEUM!...WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S MICK FOLEY!! MANIKND 
IS GONNA TRY TO CALM HER DOWN HERE, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, MERCURY HAS HIT 
A CAMERAMAN WITH THAT FRYING PAN, AND SHE HAS THE CAMERA!!

KING: LOOK AT GOHAN!! HE'S ACTUALLY GETTING UP!! 

...She hits him in the head HARD with the TV Camera, and he flies off 
the ring apron onto the steel grating.

COLE: MY GOD!! THAT CAMERA BROKE, AND GOHAN IS DOWN AGAIN, MAYBE THIS 
TIME TO STAY!!

[end flashbacks]

Switch to the back, where King Kai is standing by with Sailor Mercury 
(not a very good place to be right now)

KING KAI: Mercury, we shaw with that flashback, what you have bween 
doing for a while...

MERCURY: SHUT UP!! YOU AND YOUR STUPID SPEECH IMPERIMENT IS GONNA BE 
CURED WHEN I TAKE A FIST INTO YOUR THOAT IF YOU DON'T SHUT IT!! MANKIND, 
AFTER TONIGHT, YOU WILL KNOW HOW IT FEELS!! YOU WILL KNOW HOW IT FEELS 
LIKE TO FIND OUT THAT THESE IDIOT FANS DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU WHEN 
YOUR INJURED!! THEY JUST WANT TO SEE EVERYONE ELSE GET THE SPOTLIGHT!! 
EVERYONE HERE FORGOT THSAT I EVEN EXISTED!! NOT ONE PERSON SAID ANYTHING 
ABOUT MY CONDITION!! THESE FANS DIDN'T HELP, NONE OF YOU HERE HELPED, 
AND MOST CERTANILY, KING KAI, YOU DIDN'T HELP ME, EITHER!!

KAI: Well, I...

MERCURY: DID I GIVE YOU ANY PERMISSION TO SPEAK, YOU FAT ASS!! YOU WATCH 
WHAT I DO TO MICK FOLEY HERE TONIGHT!! MAYBE THEN I'LL GET SOME 
RECONIGITION!!

She exits. They then go back to ring side. Mankind's music starts, and 
he heads out to ringside.

CHIMEL: Ladies an gentlemen, this contest, schedualed for one fall, is 
for the CWF Hardcore Championship Title. First, coming forom Long Island 
in New York City, weighing 267 pounds, Mankind!!

JR: Well, this matchup was made a couple of weeks ago, when Sailor 
Mercury pounded on Mankind again after all that he tried to do to stop 
Mercury from blaiming everyone for the CWF allegigly FORGETTING about 
her.

KING: Yeah!! That IDIOT Mankind only make things WORSE and WORSE!! It 
REALLY started to get bad during this past WEEK, JR!!!

JR: It was on RAW and SMACK DOWN that Sailor Mercury really SNAPPED, and 
attacked anything that MOVED, King!!

KING: I know it, and that was INCLUDING you, JR!!

JR: I rather not talk about that!!

KING: Well, you better be careful, because she might attack you AGAIN!!

JR: I'll keep my DISTANCE this time!! How's THAT, King!! 

KING: Good enough!!

Sailor Mercury's music comes on, and she makes her way to ringside.

KING: Speaking of which, here she comes.

JR: Sailor Mercury, the hardcore champion, and we will get started in 
just a few minutes, and...King, I'm getting word that something is going 
on in the back, and we are trying to get a camera backstage. It's 
involving Rubeus and whatever else is happening back there. I understand 
that we now have a camera backstage...

Switch to the back, where it shows abunch of wrestlers comning after 
Rubeus.

MISTY: YOU MEANT TO HAVE SAILOR PLUTO GO THORUGH THAT, NOW DID YOU?!

RUBEUS: YOU REALLY THINK THAT I MEANT THAT!! YOU WANT TO PROVE THAT?! 
COME ON!!

KING: LISTEN TO THEM!!

JR: MISTY, CASTO, TEAM ROCKET, AL SNOW, AND A HANDFUL OF OTHERS THERE!! 
THEY ARE ALL TRYING TO GE AFTER RUBEUS THERE!!

KING: THEY THINK THAT RUBEUS WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING SAILOR PLUTO 
THAT CONCUSSION EARLER TONIGHT!!

JR: I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS OR NOT, BUT WE HAVE A MATCH RIGHT NOW THAT WE 
HAVE TO GET UNDERWAY, AND TEDDY LONG RINGS THE BELL!! 

KING: I DON'T KNOW IF HE REALLY NEEDS TO DO THAT!!

JR: AND MERCURY NOW, WITH MANKIND!! THIS WILL NOT BE FOR THE FAINT OF 
HEART!! Mercury, takes Mankind to the ropes, and ducks upder a 
closeline, and a Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker that sent Mankind down to the 
mat. Mercury now, going under the ring to get that frying pan!! 

KING: She wants to end this early!!

JR: I would figure that, as she is going back in the ring!! No 
disqualifications in this matchup!! Merucry, with that frying pan, and 
swings and misses, and Mankind, into the breakbasket with that kick, and 
now with that frying pan, and HITS MERCURY with that pan!! 

KING: This ISN"T for the weak of HEART?! This won't be for ANY hearts!!

JR: Mercury is down, and Mankind is gonna get a table from underneath 
the ring, and that will not be used for a post-Thanksgiving day meal, I 
can guarantee you that much!! Mankind has it set up inside the ring, and 
he has Merucry, but Mercury...HITS SOUTH OF THE BORDER ON THE 
CHALLENGER, MANKIND!!

KING: That idiot never saw it coming!!

JR: Stop it, King!!

KING: What?! 

JR: Mercury setting Mankind up, and a NICE BRAIN BUSTER THAT TIME, and 
now she's going underneath the ring again!! What is she getting!! 
ANOTHER TABLE FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING, AND SHE SHOVES IT INTO THE 
RING!! She wants to set it up...ON TOP OF THE OTHER TABLE!! OH MY GOD, 
THAT'LL BE A SIGHT TO SEE IF SOMEONE GETS ON TOP OF IT, AND SH HAS IT 
SET UP, AND READY TO GO!!

KING: MY GOSH, JR!! Sailor Mercury is ready to totaly dismantle Mankind 
here.

JR: She may do just that. She has Mankind, and puts him...ON THE BOTTOM 
TABLE!! She's headed to the top turnbuckle, as well!! DON'T YOU TELL ME 
THAT SHE IS GONNA TRY TO...

She jumps off the turnbuckle, and does a frog splash, breaking the first 
table, landing on Mick, and the one following that in which Mick was on.

JR: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! SAILOR MERCURY HAS JUST DID 
SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE!!!

KING: SHE BROKE A TABLE ON MANKIND, AND BUSTED MANKIND THROUGH A TABLE 
AT THE SAME TIME!!

JR: AND MERCURY IS TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THAT, AS WELL!! WE GOT A 
COVER, TWO, AND A KICKOUT BY MANKIND!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE DID 
THAT!!

KING: ME EITHER!! LIKE I SAID BEFORE WE WENT ON THE AIR TONIGHT, WE 
BETTER GET READY FOR  WAR, BECAUSE IT IS GONNA BE HAPPENING, AND WE ARE 
SEEING IT HERE TONIGHT!!

JR: Mankind is forced back up by Sailor Mercury, and to the ropes, and 
Mankind, into a FULL NELSON SUPLEX BY MERCURY!! Nicely done that time!! 
Now Sailor Mercury kicks Mick to the outside, near us, and so far, I 
think that Mercury has settled don  little since last Thursday night on 
Smack Down!! What she did to Gohan was totally uncalled for last 
Thursday night!!

KING: Yeah, and that may not be the END of it!!

JR: I'm afraid that you might be right on that one, King!! In any case, 
Mercury now, SENDS MANKIND INTO THSOE STEEL STAIRS, AND YOU KNOW HOW 
UNFORGIVING THEY WILL BE!! Mercury now, taking Mick Foley to the 
entrance ramp, and a slugfest on that steel ramp, and a VERTICAL SUPLEX 
BY MERCURY THAT PUT MANKIND DOWN ONTO THE STEEL RAMP, AND SHE SAYS THAT 
SHE IS NOT DONE YET!! SHE'S GOING UP FURTHER WITH MANKIND, AND TO THE 
TOP OF THE RAMP!! ON THAT STAGE, AND NOW WE'RE GONNA SEE WHAT IS GONNA 
HAPPEN HERE!!!

KING: This may get ugly here!!

JR: Mercuryon the top of the ramp with Mankind, and now Mercury, with a 
body slam on the stage right there!! What's Mercury getting now!! 

KING: That's...A WATERMELON!!

JR: SAILOR MERCURY HAS REACHED FOR THE BUFFET, AND PICKED A WATERMELON 
THERE!! AND MANKIND, GETTING UP AND MERCURY...SMASHES THAT WATERMELON ON 
TOP OF MICK'S SKULL THERE!!

KING: [laughing] Oh my GOSH!! JR, look what she's getting NOW!!

JR: That's a crate of SOMETHING!!  Can't really make out what it is, 
actually!! Mecury...SMASHES THAT ON MANKIND'S HEAD AS WELL, AND I 
BELIEVE THAT'S...BAKING POWDER THAT WAS IN THAT CRATE!!

KING: WHAT NEXT?!

JR: WE COULD JUST BRING OUT THE WHOLE BUFFET TABLE AND LET THEM HAVE A 
FOOD FIGHT!! MERCURY NOW, ON THE OFFENSIVE, NOW, AND MANKIND BACK UP!! 
Man, what a night this has been so far!! Mankind is back up, and Mercury 
is bringing out a dumpster here!!

KING: She's not gonna try what she did at Wrestlemania, now is she?! 

JR: That would be TWICE in which she would fly off the very top of the 
titantron, and that's a three story drop, folks. You may not survive off 
of that, but she's going INTO that dumpster, and she getting...BARBED 
WIRE FROM THE DUMPSTER!!!

KING: PROBABLY FILLED WITH SOME OF THE BEST WEAPONS KNOWN TO MAN, JR!!

JR: I'M NOT LIKING MANKIND'S CHANCES RIGHT NOW!! MERCURY, WRAPPING THAT 
BARBED WIRE ON HER RIGHT HAND!! MANKIND BACK UP, AND MERCURY MISSES WITH 
THAT RIGHT, AND MANKIND, WITH...A DOUBLE ARM DDT!!

KING: IT SEEMS AS MANKIND ISN'T GONNA LAY DOWN JUST YET!!

JR: MANKIND IS LOOKING  FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY BE IN THAT DUMPSTER , 
AND...OH BOY!!

KING: THAT'S A HAMMER!!

JR: IT SURE AS HELL IS, AND MANKIND WANTS TO USE IT, AND MERCURY...GETS 
IT IN THE HEAD, AND THAT HAMMER          FOUND IT'S MARK!! MERCURY IS 
DOWN AND DAMN NEAR OUT IF SHE ISN'T ALREADY, KING!!
 
KING: She could be!!

JR: Mankind now is going back into that dumpster, and...

All of a sudden, as he is now in the dumpster, a loud boom is heard.

JR: WHAT THE HELL?!! A LOUD EXPLOSION HAS JUST SOUNDED IN MADISON 
SQUARE...OH MY GOD, KING, LOOK AT THAT DUMPSTER!! SMOKE IS COMING OUT OF 
IT!!

KING: OH MY GOD!!!

JR: MANKIND WAS IN THERE, AND THERE HAD TO BE SOME SORT OF EXPLOSIVE 
DEVICE IN THERE, WAITING TO EXPLODE AT ANY SECOND, KING!! 

KING: I KNOW ABOUT THAT, JR!! I KNOW, BUT MICK WAS IN THERE!!

JR: IT SEEMS THAT MERCURY HAS HEARD IT TOO...OH MY GOD, SHE'S SMILING!! 
WHAT IN THE HELL?! DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT SHE PLANTED THAT BOMB IN 
THAT DUMPSTER!!

KING: I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ANY CLEAR ASSUMPTIONS RIGHT NOW, JR!! UNLIKE 
YOU, I BELIEVE IN INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!

JR; MERCURY IS BACK UP, AND HAS PULLED MICK FOLEY OUT OF THAT 
DUMPSTER!!!! 1.........2.........3!!! MERCURY IS STILL THE HARDCORE 
CHAMPION, BUT IN A WAY WHICH I DIDN'T THINK WAS NECESSARY!!

KING: WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT, JR!! MERCURY HAS THE MIC, AND SHE ISN'T 
AFRAID TO BE VOCAL!!

MERCURY: I TOLD YOU, MICK!! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD FEEL WHAT IT'S 
LIKE TO BE FORGOTTEN!! LET THOSE STUID NURSES CARE ON YOUR ASS, AND 
WATCH THE FANS!! THEY WILL FORGET YOU EVEN EXISTED!! YOU WILL NEVER GET 
A WELCOME THAT YOU DESERVE WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM THAT INJURY!! [crowd 
boos relentlessly] THAT BOMB THAT YOU SUFFERED FROM!! THAT WAS A 
NECESSITY!!

JR: GOD DAMN IT, MERC, THAT WASN'T NECESSARY!!

MERCURY: YOU SEE, ALL OF THE STUFF THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING ABOUT THOSE 
PEOPLE NOT HAVING THE CHANCE TO WELCOME ME BACK!! AL THAT STUFF ABOUT 
YOU WANTING TO! ALL OF THAT WAS CLEAR BULLSHIT TO ME!!

JR: WOW!!

KING: NICE CHOICE OF WORDS!!

MERCURY: TAKE YOUR MORALS, YOU FILTHY ASSHOLE, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR DAMN 
ASS, AND ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN DO THE SAME!! [she leaves]

JR: WOW!!

KING: THAT wasn't too popular of a decision as far as these fans were 
concerned.

JR: And I don't BLAME them, either!! 

[start CWF promo]

ANN.: Are you ready...

KING: I've never seen anything like that in my LIFE!!

ANN.: It is upon us!! 

JR: THIS IS THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION!!

COLE: ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST ACTION ADVENTURE SERIES ON TV!!

ANN.: YOU ARE NOT READY?!

SERENA: THIS ARENA IS JAKKED, AND READY TO GO TONIGHT!!

ANN.: CWF ARMAGETTON!! LIVE FROM THE BALTIMORE ARENA IN BALTIMORE, 
MARYLAND!! SUNDAY, DECEMBER THE 26TH, PRESENTED LIVE BY PRICELINE.COM, 
AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!

[end CWF promo]

JR: CWF Armagetton, the day after Christman, and King, do we EVER pick 
our days well!!

KING: Oh yeah!! Survivor Series was on Thanksgiving weekend, and 
Christmas weekend is the time when Armagetton will be upon us!!

JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen, coming up next, it'll be a war!! For 
weeks, X-Pac and the rest of DX have made Ash Ketchum's life a living 
HELL!!

KING: Oh, you're not kidding, JR!! For WEEKS, X-Pac and Ash have had a 
feud break out here, but it was just last week in which this feud got 
personal.

JR: That is right. In an effort to taunt Ash and make him unstable 
before tonight, he brought up a conteversial subject. The Pokemon craze 
had caught the eye of christian groups across the country as of it being 
satanic and evil. Although those claims were proven FALSE, last Monday 
on RAW, X-Pac make a huge blow in the industry, with alleged PROOF that 
it was!! In fact, those were altered toys that X-Pac brought out, but 
then, the BBQ was on, folks. X-Pac burned those toys in the center of 
the ring!! But later on that night, X-Pac took it one step too far.

KING: He attacked Misty, and spraypainted all over both her and her 
locker room!! It was unbelievable!!

JR: Well, on Thursday night, Smack Down, it was Ash who got BACK at X-
Pac and the entire DX clan with a chair, but tonight, it's for a bigger 
cause!! This will be for the CWF Intercontinental title!!

Switch to the back, where Michael Cole is standing by with Ash.

COLE: Ash, in just a few minutes, you and X-Pac will be going one on one 
here tonight for the CWF Intercontinental Title!! After all of the hell 
that X-Pac put you though, are you ready to do battle with him tonight!!

ASH: Hell, yeah, I'm ready!! X-Pac, you wanna say that Pokemon is evil!! 
You want to say that we are satanic!! Well, I'll GIVE you EVIL!! I'll 
give you being SATANIC!! In that very ring, I'm gonna give you evil, 
straight up your damn ASS!!! And when I am done, I will take that IC 
title for my OWN!! 

He exits. They then come back to ringside.

BG: MMMMMAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE NOISE! X-PAC! YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US 
WHAT TO DO? (YEAH) YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (WEAR IT DOWN) 
YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER? WELL YOU BETTER GET READY TO BOW DOWN TO THE 
MASTERS (SSSSSSSSUCK IT!)

X-Pac makes his way to the ringside area.

JR: And here we go!! This match is for the Intercontinental title, and I 
can already imagine that all hell is gonna break loose in this match 
right here.

KING: I think so, too!! It was funny when X-Pac first brought those toys 
to ringside, but when he started attacking Misty because of it, I knew 
that he was taking that one step overboard. Well, tonight, Ash will try 
to end this dispute once and for all.

JR: I would think that he would try to win this for all of the Pokemon 
fans who were offended by the comments from X-Pac last week!!

The Pokemon theme starts, and Ash comes out.

JR: AND HERE COMES ASH, AND HIM AND X-PAC MEET MID RAMP, AND THIS MATCH 
IS UNDERWAY, AS TIM WHITE DECIDES TO RING THE BELL, AND THIS IS A BRAWL 
STILL ON THAT RAMP THERE!!

KING: ARE THEY DONE CLEANING UP FROM THAT BOMB EARLIER?!

JR: I WOULD HOPE SO!! ASH AND X-PAC ARE HEADED BACK INTO THE RING, AND 
THE MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY, AND A FLYING CORSS BODY OFF THE ROPES 
BY ASH, AND NOW BACK TO THE ROPES, X-PAC DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE CLOSELINE, 
AND ASH...MEETS THAT KNEE OF X-PAC, AND THAT SLOWED OWN HIS MOMENTUM FOR 
JUST A MOMENT, AND THAT COULD BE ALL THAT X-PAC NEED TO MOUNT AN OFFENSE 
HERE!!

KING: WE STILL HAVE TWO MATCHES AFTER THIS ONE!! 

JR: AND THEY ARE BIG ONES!! THE OWNER OF THE CWF AND THE OWNER OF THE 
WWF!! DARKPOWER VS. VINCE MCMAHON!! AND THEN THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, 
AND THERE IS A LOT OF TENSION IN THAT ONE!! TRIPLE H, QUEEN BERYL, AND 
THE ROCK, AND THAT IS FOR THE BIGGEST....OH MY, NICE SHOLDER BLOCK BY 
ASH THAT SENT X-PAC DOWN, AND NOW ASH BACK TO THE ROPES, AND....A HELL 
OF A MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE ON X-PAC, 2, AND A KICKOUT AT TWO!! 
THAT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH IS FOR THE CWF TITLE!!

KING: THAT'LL BE AMAZING!!

JR: But right now, Ash and X-Pac are locked up, and into the turnbuckle, 
and now shots to the ribs of X-Pac, and stomping away at X-Pac is Ash!! 
X-Pac is being dismantled by Ash Ketchum, and now irish whip into the 
turnbuckle!! Ash is coming in WITH A SUPURP CLOSELINE WHICH ALMOST SENT 
X-PAC INTO THE NEXT ZIP CODE!!

KING: WHAT POWER!!

JR: I TELL YOU, THIS KID HAS IMPROVED A LOT SINCE HE FIRST APPEARED HERE 
IN THE CWF!! THIS IS IN FACT HIS FIRST TITLE SHOT EVER IN THE CWF!! Ash, 
back in the center of the ring, and a nice VERTICAL SUPLEX!! And now 
Ash, back to the ropes, jumps over X-Pac, and X-Pac SENDS ASH TO THE 
OUTSIDE!! And X-Pac is going out to meet Ash!! X-Pac has Ash, 
and...DROPPED ONTO THE BARRICADE, AND THAT THING CAN HURT YOU!! X-Pac 
now...SENDS ASH INTO HE STAIRS, AND HE JUST FLEW OVER THEM WHEN HE MADE 
IMPACT!!

KING: MY GOSH!!

JR: X-Pac has those stairs, and INTO THAT KNEE OF ASH!! X-PAC IS GETTING 
A CHAIR, AND TIM WHITE IS COMING OUT HERE TO TELL X-PAC TO GET THIS 
THING BACK INTO THE RING!! BUT X-PAC DOESN'T WANT TO DO THAT JUST YET!! 
X-PAC, WITH THAT CHAIR, AND...SHOVING THAT CHAIR INTO THE FAGILE KNEE OF 
ASH!! AND AGAIN!! MY GOD!!

KING: HE WANTS TO STOP ASH'S MOMENTUM, AND THIS IS THE WAY TO DO IT!!

JR: YEAH!! In fact, I think that although it wasn't the RIGHT way to do 
it, he went where Ash will be more of a disadvantage there!! By going to 
the leg area, and now he takes Ash to the ring!! Rememeber that the 
title cannot change hands on a countout or disqualification, so X-Pac 
was in no danger of losing the title that time. X-Pac now, sends Ash to 
the ropes, and...X-PAC DROVE THAT INJURED KNEE INTO THE CANVAS, AND NOW 
X-PAC TO THE NEAR SIDE, AND A CHOP BLOCK INTO THE KNEE, AND THAT SHARP 
SHOLDER BONE CAUGHT DEAD CENTER ON THE KNEE!! ASH IS DOWN, A COVER, AND 
A KICKOUT BY ASH!!

KING: X-Pac saw the knee like a shark sees blood, and he is attracted to 
that part of the body!!

JR: That's right!! When you got that chance to take a wrestler out of 
his game plan, take it, and that is what X-Pac is doing here!! X-Pac, 
driving that elbow into the knee of Ash, and Ash has got to be out of it 
now, and X-Pac, dragging Ash to the ring post!! What's he gonna do with 
him now!!

KING: I don't know!!

JR: Wait a minute!! X-Pac has that injured knee wrapped around that ring 
post, and...uh oh, and OH MAN!! HE RAMMED THAT INJURED KNEE INTO THE 
RING POST, AND NOW X-PAC!! OH NO!! AGAIN INTO THE RING POST!! X-PAC IS 
NOW...WAIT  MINUTE!! HE'S GONNA TRY TO DO A FIGURE FOUR WITH ASH'S LEGS 
WRAPPED AROUND THAT RING POST, AND...HE HAS IT LOCKED ON!! TIM WHITE OUT 
THERE, AMISTERING THE FIVE COUNT, AND X-PAC LETS UP AFTER FOUR!! X-PAC 
IS TRYING TO MAKE THAT KNEE AS UNSTABLE AS POSSIBLE!!

KING: Ash was screaming when X-Pac had that figure four on him!!

JR: X-Pac, back into the ring, and...AN ENZIGURY BY X-PAC, AND NOW A 
COVER, TWO, AND ASH HAD THAT RIGHT SHOLDER UP RIGHT BEFORE THREE!! X-PAC 
IS TRYING TO PUT ASH AWAY HERE, AND HE CAN'T DO IT!!

KING: HE'S STARTING TO GET FUSTRATED HERE!!

JR: X-PAC, SHOWING HIS FUSTRATION, REMOVES A TURNBUCKLE PAD FROM THE TOP 
TURNBUCKLE THERE, AND BRINGING ASH TO THAT TURNBUCKLE IS X-PAC, AND 
NOW...OH MY GOD!! HE'S RAMMING ASH'S HEAD INTO THAT UNPROTECTED 
TURNBUCKLE REPEADITLY, AND ASH IS NOW DAMN NEAR OUT OF IT HERE!! IN THE 
CENTER OF THE RING, AND A KNEE DROP INTO THE BREAD BASKET OF SH!! COVR, 
TWO, AND...KICKOUT, KICKOUT!! HOW IN THE HELL DID ASH KICKOUT OF THAT?!

KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT LOOK AT HIS HEAD!!

JR: A BIG CUT WAS OPENED WHEN X-PAC SENT ASH'S HEAD INTO THAT 
UNPROTECTED TURNBUCKLE REPEATILY!!

KING: THAT WAS ABOUT TEN TIMES THAT HE DID THAT, JR!! HE'S LOSING BLOOD 
FAST!!

JR: And somehow, Ash is still in this matchup!! X-Pac is doing 
everything in his power, and...MY GOD!! X-PAC IS FIRING THOE RIGHTS INTO 
THAT CUT, TRYING TO OPEN IT SOME MORE, AND...MY GOD, HE'S BITING ON THT 
WOUND!! GOOD LORD!! BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF THERE ALREADY!! ASH IS DOWN 
AND OUT!! WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!

KING: THE REF ISN'T GONNA STOP THIS THING!! X-PAC ISN'T GONNA LET IT!!

JR: BUT IN THE CONDITION ASH IS NOW IN!! HE'S CURTUALLY LOSING BLOOD!! I 
WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO...WAIT A MINUTE, A BRONCO BUSTER ON ASH!! THAT SETS 
UP FOR THE X-FACTOR, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHETHR X-PAC WILL NEED IT OR NOT!! 
X-PAC IS TRYING TO GET ASH INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND ASH...MY 
GOD, HE JUST WENT DOWN, MAYBE FOR GOOD!! AN INJURED KNEE, AND NOW A 
BROKEN-OPEN FOREHEAD, AND YOU CAN TELL THAT ASH IS ALMOST OUT OF THIS 
THING!! X-PAC IS GONNA GO FOR THE PIN!! THIS MAY DO IT!!! 
1........2.......KICKOUT!! KICKOUT!!

KING: HOW IN THE...?!

JR: I GUESS AS LONG AS ASH IS BREATHING, HE'S GONNA KEEP FIGHTING!! BUT 
FOR HOW LONG CAN HE KEEP THIS UP!!

KING: I'M NOT THINKING TOO MUCH LONGER!! ASH IS REALHING CRITICAL BLOOD 
LOSS NOW!!

JR: THAT IS TRUE!! X-PAC, SENDS ASH TO THE ROPES, AND ASH IS LUCKY THAT 
HE CAN EVEN STAND RIGHT NOW...DOUBLE ARM DDT BY ASH ON X-PAC!! 
SOMEHWHERE IN THAT BODY OF HIS, HE WAS ABLE TO PULL IT OFF, AND ASH HAS 
A CHANCE! CAN HE CAPALIZE ON THIS OPPERTUNUTY!!

KING: I'M SURPRISED TO SEE THAT ASH IS EVEN CONCIOUS RIGHT NOW!!

JR: ASH IS DRAGGING HIS BODY TO COVER X-PAC, AND YES!!! COVER, TWO, 
AND...DAMN IT!!! X-PAC'S LEFT SHOLDER CAME UP JUST AS TIM WHITE'S HAND 
WAS COMING DOWN FOR THREE!!

KING: THAT WAS SO UNBELIEVABLE THAT ASH COULD EVEN PIN HIM IN THE FIRST 
PLACE!!

JR: I TELL YOU, THIS KID HAS A LOT OF GUTS TONIGHT!! AND NOW ASH IS 
GETTING BACK UP AGAIN, AND  ASH HAS X-PAC, AND...POWER BOMB!! POWER 
BOMB!!! WILL THAT BE ENOUGH!!! TWO, AND ANOTHER KICKOUT BY X-PAC!! ASH 
IS STILL LOSING BLOOD!!! HE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP TOO MUCH LONGER!! HE HAS 
TO HIT THAT ONE MOVE THAT WILL PUT X-PAC AWAY!! MAN, WHAT A NIGHT THIS 
HAS BEEN!! ON A NIGHT WHERE DANIEL HAS REJOINED JESSIE AND JAMES, A 
NIGHT WHERE RUBEUS IS BEING BLAIMED FOR SAILOR PLUTO'S CONCUSSION, AND 
ON A NIGHT WHERE MICK FOLEY WAS BOMBED LITTERLY, AND SAILOR MERCURY IS 
BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT!! AND NOW WE MAY SEE A SURPRISING UPSET FROM 
ONE OF THESE TWO SUPERSTARS!! X-PAC, BACK UP, AND ASH IS GONNA TRY TO 
END THIS!! X-PAC IS UP, AND ASH HAS HIM IN HIS ARMS, AND...SPINE 
BUSTER!!! A HELL OF A MOVE THERE!! ASH QUIKLY HAS X-PAC BCK UP AGAIN, 
AND.....A VERSION OF GOHAN'S STINGER!!! MY GOD!! THAT WAS WHAT PUT 
REENIE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR WEEKS, AND ASH HAS DONE IT!! AND NOW CAN HE 
GET THE COVER! IF HE CAN, WE'LL HAVE A BRAND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL 
CHAMPION!!

KING: IT'LL BE AN UPSET IF HE DOES, IN THE CONDITION HE IS IN!!

JR: THEY'LL HAVE A HELL OF A TIME STICHING UP THAT WOUND ON ASH'S 
FOREHEAD AFTER ALL THE BLOOD THAT HE LOST!! HIS FACE IS COVERED!! HIS 
CLOSED ARE STAINED BLOOD RED, AND HIS STANIMA HAS NEARLY BEEN DRAINED TO 
ZERO!! BUT IF HE CAN GET A COVER, IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT, AND...THERE IT 
IS!!! 1......2......KICKOUT BY X-PAC!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS 
IT GONNA TAKE!!

KING: I DON'T KNOW!! I THOUGHT ASH WAS GONNA DO IT THAT TIME!!

JR: X-PAC AND ASH ARE NOW BACK UP, AND X-PAC GOING TO THE ROPES, DUCKING 
UNDERNEATH A CLOSELINE!! AND ASH...GOT X-PAC, AND....CHEST BREAKER!!!

KING: WHAT IN THE...?!

JR: X-PAC'S CHEST MET ASH'S KNEE DEAD ON!! PIN HIM!!! 
1.......2........3!! 3!! 3!! WE HAVE A NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!!

CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND 
NNNNNEEEEEEWWWWWWW CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION INTERCONTINENTAL 
CHAMPION, ASH KETCHUM!!

JR: AND DOES HE EVER DESERVE IT!! HE'S GONNA HAVE TO GET MAJOR SURGERY 
AND MAJOR STICHES DONE, BUT DAMN IT, IT WAS ALL WORTH IT, AND THE TITLE 
HAS BEEN AWARDED OFFICIALLY TO THE NEW CWF INTERCONINENTAL CHAMPION, ASH 
KETCHUM!!

KING: I'LL AMIT, I WOULD'VE NEVER SAW THIS DAY COMING, BUT IT HAS!! ASH 
KETCHUM HAS THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT TITLE IN THE CARTOON WRESTLING 
FEDERATION!!

JR: THE KID SHOWED SOME GUTS!! HE SHOWED THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE, AS 
MICK FOLEY WOULD SAY!! LOOK AT HIS FACE!! THERE ISN'T A SPOT ON HIS FACE 
THAT HASN'T BEEN COLORED RED BY THE BLOOD STREAMING OUT OF IT LIKE A 
GUYSER!!

KING: YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME!! 

JR: AND IMAGINE HOW MUCH THIS WILL PROPEL HIM UP THE PERVERBIAL LADDER!! 
ASH KETCHUM IS THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, AND BOY, DOES HE EVER 
DESERVE IT!! WELL, I CAN SAY THAT ONE PERSON ALSO IS DESERVING OF 
SOMETHING, BUT TO A MUCH MORE DEGREE OF HUMILIATION, AND THAT IS THE 
OWNER OF THEIS COMPANY!!

KING: Oh, you ain't kidding!! After what Darkpower has done to almost 
EVERYONE, I'm thinking that there will be half the COMPANY trying to do 
him in!!

JR: And tonight, the owner of the WWF, Vince McMahon, will try to do 
just that here tonight, when he meets him one on one!! This is history 
in the making, folks!!

Switch to the back, where Kevin kelly is standing by with Shane McMahon.

KEVIN: Shane, in jut a few minute, you will be the special guest referee 
in the biggest confrontation in the CWF!! The owner of this comany, and 
the owner of your company!!

SHANE: Tonight, in that very ring, I will call the match as I see it, 
and Darkpower won't be able to do anything about it!! Oh, and Darkpower, 
let me make it clear to you!! If any of your cronies comes down to 
ringside, they will be suspended or 30 days without pay!! NOW let's see 
what he has in tore for my pops here tonight!! [he exits]

Switch back to ringside, where Darkpower's music strts to play, and he 
heads out to ringside, showered by boos.

JR: And here we go now!! It'll be Darkpower vs. Vincent K. McMahon, and 
you will be getting your money's worth with this match. And Shane has 
just said that if any member of the corperation comes out to the ring, 
they willbe suspended for 30 days without pay!!

KING: RIGHT!! And do you think that they won't find some way to get 
AROUND that!!

JR: I would HOPE not!! I would want to have this match called down the 
middle!!

KING: RIGHT!! Like Shane is actually gonna do THAT!!

JR: In any case, Darkpower is in the ring.

The No Chance in Hell theme starts, and Vince and Shane heads to the 
ring.

JR: And here they come!! The two who may decide DP's fate tonight!! And 
into the ring, and Vince is starting to hammer away at the owner of this 
company, and Shane rings the bell, and the bout is underway, and Vince 
sends DP into the corner, and Vince...CHARGES THAT CLOSELINE INTO THE 
THROAT OF DARKPOWER!! WOW!!

KING: MY GOSH!! VINCE IS GONNA MAKE DARKPOWER SUFFER!!

JR: He could very well pull an upset here, and now Vince sends Darkpwer 
into the other corner, but Darkpower puts on the breaks, and 
Darkpower....SENDS VINCE'S HEAD INTO THE INGPOST, AND VINCE IS DAMN NEAR 
OUT OF IT!! AND NOW DARKPOWER HAS VINCE, AND SETTING UP FOR A 
PILEDRIVER, AND...DOWN HE GOES, AND NOW A COVER, AND SHANE...ISN'T 
COUNTING!! HE'S BEING DISTRACTED...BY US!!

KING: MAKE THE COUNT SHANE!!

JR: AND SHANE FINALLY GOES TO MAKE A COUNT, AND A KICKOUT AT TWO BY 
VINCE MCMAHON, WHICH IS NO SURPRISE TO ME!!

KING: NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN, JR?!

JR: I DO!! AND NOW DARKPOER IS ANGRY AT SHANE, AND VINCE MAKES THE 
COVER, 1.2, AND A KICKOUT, AND THAT WAS A FASTER COUNT THAN USUAL, 
KING!!

KING: I saw it!!

JR: This match may be very well over already, and now Darkpower is gonna 
get a chair, but Shane is taking it away from him, and he's handing it 
to Vince, and Vince...LAYS IT ON DARKPOWER WITH THAT CHAIR, AND NOW 
VINCE IS SETTING UP FOR...THE PHYCHADELIC DRIVER?!

KING: OH MY GOD!! THAT'S QB'S MOVE!!

JR: YOU ARE RIGHT ON THAT, AND...HE NAILED IT, AND NOW A COVER, TWO, 
THREE!! THIS ONE IS OVER THAT QUICKLY, FOLKS!!

KING: THAT WASN'T VERY LONG, NOW WAS IT!!

JR: NO IT WASN'T!! THAT ONE WAS OVER IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES, BUT DID YOU 
THINK THAT THAT WAS GONNA BE A LONG MATCH KNOWING THAT SHANE WAS THE 
REFEREE!!

KING: NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT HE WAS GONNA BE BIASED!!

JR: AND NOW DARKPOWER...TAKES THAT CHAIR!! HE;S GONNA GET RETRIBUTION 
FOR WHAT HAPPENED THERE, AND HE....NAILS SHANE WITH THAT CHAIR, AND 
VINCE AS WELL....HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! GK IS COMING INTO THE RING, AND HE 
NAILS DP WITH A HARD RIGHT, AND NOW SHANE IS BACK UP, AND...UH OH!! 
DOUBLE WISHBONE TIME, AND...OH MY GOD!!! DARKPOWER ISN'T GONNA BE IN A 
HAPPY MOOD AFTER THIS ONE!!

KING: THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT!!

JR: Well, we have gotten through all of our matches except for one, and 
that is the CWF World Title match. This is a Triple Threat Match for the 
World Title!! Triple H, the champion, vs. both Queen Beryl, and The 
Rock!! Here is a look at how this match came to be!!

[start flashback]

Back to No Mercy...

JR: OH YEAH, DARKPOWER IS COMING OUT HERE, AND NOW BERYL HAS JUST 
DROPPED TRIPLE H LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!! LOOK AT BERYL!!

KING: THAT'S THE BIGGEST SMILE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!...HE 
SHOULDN'T BE OUT HERE, JR!! HE PROMISED!!...MY GOD, HE'S IN THE RING!!

JR: BERYL IS SO MUCH AT STATIC!!! HER LOVER IS HERE!!

However, things are gonna get ugly!! As DP is ready to hit HHH with the 
thing, he..QUICKLY TURNS AROUD, AND HITS QUEEN BERYL RIGHT BETWEEN THE 
EYES WITH THE CHAIR...ON PURPOSE!!

JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT THE HELL?!

KING: WHAT IN THE...?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

JR: DARKPOWER IS NOW DROPPING THE CHAIR, AND...TELLING TRIPLE H TO 
PETEGREE THE SO-CALLED BITCH!!!....PETEGREE ON THE CHAIR, ...TRIPLE H IS 
PINNING BERYL, ....1....NO, .....2 NO NO NO.......3!!!! GOD DAMN IT, 
THAT WAS THREE!!! [the bell sounds] WHAT THE HELL HAS JUST HAPPENED?!

....DARKPOWER: FIRST OF ALL, TRIPLE H, YOU ARE THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, AND 
YOU GUYS BETTER LIKE IT, OR ELSE!!...NOW, TO YOU BERYL!! WHAT ACTUALLY 
MADE YOU THINK THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE YOU?!...I MEAN, COME ON!! 
...LOOK AT YOU!! YOU ARE THE UGLIEST, STANKIEST BITCH TO EVER WALK 
AROUND!!...I MEAN, WHO THE HELL WOULD ACTUALLY FIND YOU 
ATTRACTIVE!!!....BERYL, I NEVER DID LOVE YOU!!...GOODBYE, AND GOOD 
RIDDIANCE!! [and with that, he SPITS ON HER]...

...JR: She's getting tears in her eyes!!

BERYL: [being heard without a microphone] Justin, come back to me!! I 
love you!! I can't live without you!! PLEASE, I'M SORRY!! WHAT DID I 
DO?!

DP: Oh, two more things, Beryl!! First of all, I did it all for the 
NOOKIE!!!...And one more thing, I only have two words for you that I can 
express with one finger, and [holding up the middle finger straight 
towards her] HERE IT IS!!

...BERYL: PLEASE!!! DON'T DO THIS!!! DON'T LEAVE MY LIFE!!

To RAW the following night...

...KING: I had heard that they saw Beryl holding a pillow in her bed, 
imagining it to be him. She'll never be the same!! She was all alone 
again, JR!!...

DARKPOWER: LAST NIGHT, I HURT QUEEN BERYL'S FEELINGS!! ...WHEN BERYL 
CRAWLED ON HER KNEES TO THAT ROPE, BEGGING FOR ME TO COME BACK!! HER 
TEARS, HER EYES SWELLED UP!! SHE WAS SO SAD!! SHE REALLY DID WANT ME 
BACK!! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU THAT THAT WAS....THE MOST HILARIOUS THING 
THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!! [starts laughing]...[now mocking her from last 
night] SOB SOB SOB!! DON'T LEAVE ME!! I'M SUCH A BITCH THAT I ACTUALLY 
THINK THAT YOU WERE SERIOUS!! HE'S GONE!! WHAAAAAAAA!! [stops mocking 
and starts laughing histerically]

...JR:...I think Darkpower is an ASSHOLE!! [crowd cheers] And I think 
that you are a sick, demented, son of a bitch!! [crowd cheers]

...With that....THEY ATTACK JR!!

KING: OH MY GOD!! 

They kick him in the ribs and the Triple H breaks his arm. He has blood 
coming down his face. Refs then break this one up before it goes too 
far.

Later that night...

BERYL: Justin...!!

KING: Can you see her face, trying to hold it back, Michael?!

BERYL: I want to know something. What the hell did I do?!...You said 
that you loved me!! You said that you would never leave me!! I even went 
so far as to lose my virginity to you, and you know that once you lose 
it, you can't get it back, and I heard from your very lips, that it was 
YOUR first time, too.

COLE: WHAT?! 

KING: I don't BELIEVE it.

BERYL: ...I still LOVE YOU!! I'm gonna keep MY end of the bargain, and I 
will NEVER stop loving you!! I want you to tell me what went WRONG...!! 

Darkpower's music comes on, and he comes out, showered by boos.

DARKPOWER: Beryl, you should now know why I hate your GUTS!!...You were 
all alone there, Beryl, and you DESERVED it!! No one would want to go 
out with someone who was so....well, YOU!!

BERYL: Okay, I'll amit, my past isn't so smooth....I don't want you to 
leave my life!! ... [she starts crying] JUSTIN, I LOVE YOU, NO MATTER 
WHAT!! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG!! PLEASE!!

DP: Hey, BERYL, ---- ---!!! [he walks out]

COLE: OH COME ON!!...DARKPOWER..OH MY GOD!!

KING: She needs to be consulted, and now!!

COLE:...This is heartbreaking.

To Smack Down the following Thursday...

COLE: And now Darkpower is laughing...OH NO!!! DARKPOWER KICKING BERYL 
IN THE STOMACH, AND SHE'S NOT DEFENDING HERSELF!! SHE'S NOT TRYING TO 
FIGHT BACK, AND NOW DARKPOWER, WITH A HANDFUL OF HAIR, SENDS HER CROSS 
THE RING!! STOP THIS!! JUST PIN HER, DARKPOWER!! SHE ISN'T GONNA FIGHT 
BACK!!

KING: I AGREE!! HE'S MORE THAN WON THIS THING THE WAY HE HAS!!

KAI: BWERYL ISH SHAYING THAT SHE FORFITSH THISH MATCH!!

COLE; AND TIM WHITE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL, AND DARKPOWER HAS WON THE 
GAUNTLET, BUT FOR GOD SAKES, SOMEONE STOP THIS!! HE'S STILL HAMMERING ON 
BERYL!! DARKPOWER HAS ABSOLUTLY NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER FOR ANYONE'S 
FEELINGS...!!

To RAW the following Monday....

BERYL: If I can have everyone's attention. For the past week, now, you 
have seen me like this. Justin, everyone knows that you gave me hope in 
this company, in my life. I can't live...OH GOD!! [she starts crying]

JR: Oh my lord!!

BERYL: Justin, remember when I said that I didn't care what happens, no 
matter what, I would love you?!...I cannot funtion like this...Justin, 
until I have you back with me, this will be the last time that you will 
see me here in the CWF!!

...VINCE: Queen Beryl, you can't quit NOW!!

BERYL: Vince, I'm sorry, but...

VINCE:...As much as you love Darkpower, you have that same amout, but in 
HATRED, to the CWF Champion, Triple H!!...So, if you agree to stay in 
the CWF, I will make you the number ONE CONTENDER AT SURVIVOR SERIES 
AGAINST TRIPLE H!!

...BERYL: You know, Vince, you convinced me, I'll TAKE YOUR OFFER!! 
 
To later than night...

ROCK:...VINCE MCMAHON, YOU BRING YOU ROODY POO CANDY ASS INTO THIS RING, 
AND YOU GIVE THE GREAT ONE AN EXPLINATION AS TO WHY THE HELL ISN'T THE 
ROCK GETTING HIS TITLE SHOT!!...What you are saying to the Rock is that 
you are not gonna do anything about the Great One getting a title shot.

...DARKPOWER: ...It's hard to believe, but there is something that is 
even a bigger thing than that, and that's what I did to that BITCH, 
Michelle!! I mean, come on, what kind of WRESTLING qualities does she 
have?!...I mean, right now she could...well, as a matter of fact, I 
wrote down something to all of you about what I think of Queen Beryl!!

JR: Good lord!!

KING: This is becoming too much, JR!!

DP: Let me read this [starts reading]. Queen beryl, the ugliest stank 
that I have EVER seen!! ...SOMEONE KILL THAT BITCH!! SHE IS SUCH OF A 
SLUT, SHE MAKES ME SICK!! [he throws the paper away]

...HHH: Hey, do you even wish that you could ---- - ---- -- --- ----- --
-- --- -- ----?!

...VINCE: ...NOT ONLY WILL BERYL BE IN THAT MATCH, BUT SO WILL THE 
ROCK!! A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE TITLE AT SURVIVOR SERIES!!

BERYL: YOU WANTED ME DEAD!! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE TO 
MY DAMN GRAVE!! I'LL STILL LOVE YOU, NO....MATTER.....WHAT!!

.........With that, she starts to drive towards the edge of the bridge.

JR: MY GOD, NO!!

KING: GOOD GOD, JR!! 

JR: GOD DAMN IT, BERYL, DON'T DO...NO!!!

The RAW following that one...

BERYL:...You totally TRASHED me at No Mercy!! Hell, you've BEEN trashing 
me long AFTERWARDS!!...I see who you are now. Someone told me who you 
really were!! And that was...A DIRTY, LOWLIFE, SCUMBAG JERK!!...I CAN 
live without you. I DON'T need you in my life!!!...OH, AND HERE, I THINK 
THIS BELONGS TO YOU!!

She takes OFF the ring he gave her the week before No Mercy,...AND 
THROWS IT INTO THE CROWD!!...She takes him and kicks him in the stomach, 
then preforms the Psychadelic Driver on him, knocking him out COLD!!

...BERYL: OH, AND IN CASE YOUR WONDERING, THAT HO THAT WAS WITH ME IN 
THE DRESSING ROOM LAST THURSDAY, DIDN'T PEUSUADE ME TO DO THIS!! IT WAS 
SOMEONE ELSE!! [she exits]

[end flashback]

BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!!!.......HA, YO JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE 
H!!!

JR: AND HERE WE GO NOW!! IT'LL BE FOR THE CWF WORLD TITLE!! WE THANK YOU 
FOR JOINING US FOR SURVIVOR SERIES, AND WE HOPE THAT YOU JOIN US 
TOMMORROW NIGHT THIS MONDAY FROM THE HARTFORT CIVIC CENTER IN HARTFORT, 
CONNECICUT FOR RAW IS WAR!! BUT RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE A MATCH TO TAKE CARE 
OF, AND THAT IS THE CWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH!! THERE IS A 
WHOLE LOT OF OTHER STUFF THAT HAPPENED THAT LED UP TO THIS MATCH THAN 
WHT WE SHOWED YOU IN THAT EXPOSE!!

KING: THIS WAR HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR WEEKS, JR!! TRIPLE H IS READY TO 
FIGHT!! HE IS THE RENINGING WORLD CHAMPION!!

JR: WE'LL SEE HOW LONG HE'LL HOLD THAT TITLE IN HIS HANDS!!

The Negamusic starts up, and Beryl maks her way into the arena.

JR: AND HERE COMES QUEEN BERYL, AND SHE HAS A LOT TO BE PROUD OF IN THE 
PAST FEW WEEKS!! SHE REALIZED THAT DARKPOWER WAS DOING EVERYTHING TO HER 
TO MAKE HER FEEL BAD, AND SHE DIDN'T NEED THAT!!

KING: AND THEN SHE DID ALL OF THAT STUFF THAT SHE DID FOLLOWING THAT, 
AND THAT ALTERS THE ENTIRE THINKING OF THIS MATCH!!

JR: THEY HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT!! BUT I GOTTA BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVE 
SOMETHING READY TO GO IN CASE!!

BG: IF YOU SMELLLLL..............WHAT THE ROCK.........IS COOKIN'!!!!

JR: MSG HAS EXPLODED!! THE ELECTRICITY HAS JUST BECAME OBVIOUS!! IT IS 
FLOWING THROUGH THE ARENA HERE TONIGHT!!! AND THE ROCK IS SUPPLYING IT 
HERE TONIGHT!! THE ROCK IS GONNA ENTER THE RING, AND THEY ARE GONNA GET 
THIS MATCH STARTED!! THIS WILL BE A MATCH FOR THE AGES, AND THE ROCK IS 
IN THE RING, AND THE BELL SOUNDS!! WE ARE UNDERWAY, AND QUEEN BERYL AND 
THE ROCK ARE TALKING, AND...THEY BOTH START TO POUND AWAY AT TRIPLE H!! 
AND A DOUBLE IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR SIDE, AND...DOUBLE CLOSELINE THERE ON 
TRIPLE H!!

KING: SOMEONE'S GONNA GET KILLED BEFORE THIS MATCH IS OVER!!

JR: QB now, goes to work on Triple H, and stomping away at Triple H!! 
The Rock says to let him get some licks in, and Beryl is letting him!! 
The Rock, with shots the the head of the CWF Champion!! Triple H is 
being targeted as the prime suspect in this matchup here!! And for good 
reason!! He's the CWF Champion, and now The Rock goes to the ropes, 
trying to get at Triple H, and...DOUBLE SPINNING HEEL KICK!! BOTH THE 
ROCK AND BERYL DID A SPINNING HEEL KICK, ONE FOR BOTH SIDES OF TRIPLE 
H!! AND NOW TRIPLE H IS DOWN!! THE ROCK AND BERYL ARE LOOKING AT EACH 
OTHER, AND NOW HEE THEY GO!! THE ROCK AND BERYL ARE SLUGGING IT OUT, AND 
BERYL IS GETTING THE UPPER HAND, AS SHE SENDS THE ROCK TO THE ROPES, AND 
A SHOLDER BLOCK!! BERYL GOES TO THE ROPES, AND A MISSLE DROP KICK THAT 
TIME BY BERYL!! TRIPLE H IS GETTING BACK UP HERE, AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT 
HAPPENS HERE!!

KING: You can't turn your back on anyone in THIS matchup!! That's when 
people will get you in matches like this!!

JR: You are exactly right in MY book, King!! Beryl and The Rock are 
fighting on the near side, and Triple H goes to the far side, and a 
DOUBLE CLOSELINE THAT CAUGHT BOTH OF THEM DEAD ON, AND NOW TRIPLE H HAS 
BERYL AGAIN, AND NOW SENDS HER INTO THE CORNER, AND SHOTS TO THE RIBS OF 
THE NEGAQUEEN, WHILE THE ROCK RECOVERS, AND HE CHARGES, AND...NAILS 
BERYL IN THE CHEST WITH HIS KNEE, AND TRIPLE H NOW HAS THE ROCK, AND AN 
INVERTED NECK BREAKER THAT TIME BY TRIPLE H TO THE GREAT ONE!!

KING: AND AFTER TONIGHT, HE COULD OFFICIALLY BE THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!!

JR: THAT COULD HAPPEN, BUT RIGHT NOW, TRIPLE H HAS THE UPPR HAND ON THE 
ROCK, AND BERYL...NAILS TRIPLE H WITH A INVERTED NECK BREAKER!! THIS 
THING IS GONNA COME DOWN TO WHOEVER MAKES THE BIGGER MISTAKE!!

KING: It could, and it might as WELL!! These three are gonna have a 
field day with this match!!

JR: They want to, and now the Rock and Triple H again!! They are just 
dismantling one another in that ring, like we thought that they would do 
to each other, and now Beryl is getting her licks in on Triple H!! 
Remember what Queen Beryl and Triple H has in the category of love lost, 
which is NONE!! They remember the biggest rivalry in CWF history belongs 
to these two, and Beryl and Triple H are dealing with each other, while 
The Rock now is taking care of anything that moves, and now The Rock and 
Beryl are fighting in the center of the ring!!

KING: The people's champion, but that's reletivly speaking right now!!

JR: And the Rock...ROCK BOTTOM TIME, BUT...TRIPLE H PUTS A CHOP TO THE 
ROCK, WHICH GETS QB OUT OF THAT MOVE, AND NOW IT'S THE ROCK AND TRIPLE H 
AGAIN ON EACH OTHER, AND TRIPLE H GETS A KIK IN, AND...PETEGREE TIME, 
AND HE...NAILS IT!! NOW A COVER, TWO, AND...QUEEN BERYL GETS AN ELBOW 
DROP ON TRIPLE H THERE, AND NOW TRIPLE H AND BERYL HAVE SOME TIME TO 
RENEW THEIR THREE MONTH OLD RIVARLY!! TRIPLE H SENDS BERYL TO THE ROPES, 
AND A FLYING CROSS BODY, AND NOW A BRAIN BUSTER, AND TO THE ROPES!!! A 
KNEE DROP TO THE STERNEM OF BERYL!! TWO, AND A KICKOUT BY BERYL!!

KING: THIS IS BECOMING A HELL OF A MATCHUP, JR!!

JR: IT IS INDEED!! AND TRIPLE H IS TRYING TO PUT QUEEN BERYL AWAY, BUT 
THE ROCK IS GETTING BACK UP NOW, AND NOW....OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!

KING: HERE COMES THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY AGAIN!!

JR: WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE!!! HE IS GONNA TRY TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, 
WHICH IS SCREW QUEEN BERYL OUT OF THE TITLE, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE 
COMES SOMEONE IN...A NEGAGENERAL SUIT, AND HE HAS A CHAIR!! OH MY GOD!!! 
TRIPLE H IS WONDERING WHO IN THE HELL THIS....WAIT A MINUTE, KING, 
THAT'S...SANIKITE!! SANIKITE HAS JUST MADE HIS PRESENCE FELT, AS HE HIT 
DP IN THE BCK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR, AND THAT CHAIR HAS A DENT IN 
IT!! 

KING: LOOK AT BERYL!! SHE'S LOVE STRUCK!!

JR: SHE IS, AND NOW SANIKITE COMES ONTO THE APRON, AND HE WANTS BERYL!! 
WHAT IS HE GONNA DO...?!

They...KISS!!

JR: OH MY GOD!!!

KING: WHAT!!

JR: SHE'S FOUND A NEW LOVE!! THIS IS THE PERSON THAT GOT HER TO DO THE 
RIGHT THING!! DARKPOWER IS STILL OUT, AND NOW BERYL...IS BEING CARRIED 
OUT OF HERE BY SANIKITE, AND LOOK AT TRIPLE H!!

KING: HE'S ENRAGED!!

JR: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! BERYL AND SANIKITE HAVE LEFT THE ARENA!! BERYL 
WAS CARRIED OUT OF MSG!! AND TRIPLEH TURNS ARUND...WAIT A MINUTE!! THE 
ROCK CAUGHT HIM!!! ROCK BOTTOM TIME, AND HE...DELIVERS!!! HE DELIVERS, 
AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE MOST ELETRYFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENERTAIMENT 
TODAY, THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!! AND THE COVER!!! 1......2........3!!! WE 
HAVE A NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION!!

CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND 
NNNNNEEEEEEWWWW CWF WORLD CHAMPION, THE ROCK!!!

JR: THE ROCK HAS SNACHED THE VICTORY AWAY!! TRIPLE H WAS PAYING 
ATTENTION TO WHAT WAS HAPPENING OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND ALL THE WHILE, 
THE ROCK WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND, AND DID IT EVER PAY OFF 
THERE!!

KING: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION, AND 
QUEEN BERYL HAS...A NEW LOVE IN HER LIFE!!!

JR: ME EITHER!! THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN A LONG 
TIME!! THE KID FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA HAS THE GOLD AROUND HIS WASTE!! THE 
ROCK IS THE NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION, AND IT COULDN'T BE AROUND A PERSON 
MORE DESERVING!!

KING: THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS, WHAT DOES BERYL THINK OF THIS?!

JR: THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION, BUT THAT IS ALSO ONE IN THE MILLION THAT WE 
CAN ANSWER LATER!! FOR RIGHT NOW, THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF WORLD 
CHAMPION!! WHAT A NIGHT IT HAS BEEN, FOLKS!! THIS HAS BEEN A NIGHT TO 
REMEMBER!! A NIGHT TO LIVE AND NEVER, EVER LET DIE!! THE ROCK IS NOW 
OFFICIALLY THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! HE GOT TRIPLE H AT THE BEST POSSIBLE 
TIME, BERYL IS WITH SANIKITE!! DANIEL IS BACK WITH JESSIE AND JAMES, ASH 
KETCHUM HAS THE CWF INTERCOINTINENTAL TITLE THROUGH BLOOD, SWEAT, AND 
TEARS!! AND THE GREAT ONE, THE ROCK, IS THE TOP MAN!! HE IS AT THE TOP 
OF THE LADDER, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT HE WILL NOT COME DOWN FOR A 
LONG, LONG TIME!! FOR JERRY THE KING LAWLER, I AM JIM ROSS!! SO LONG 
FROM NEW YORK CITY!! MADISON SQUARE GARDEN HAS SEEN THE ROCK BE CROWNED 
THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION, AND THAT, FOLKS, IS THE BEST THAT YOU CAN GET!!! 
WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT IT HAS BEEN!! WE WANT YOU TO JOIN US FOR RAW 
TOMMORROW NIGHT FROM HARTFORT, SO LONG EVERYBODY!! THE ROCK IS THE NEW 
CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!

They go off the air. What did you think of it. Write e-mail, telling me 
what you thought of this show!! And thanks to everyone who has been 
making the CWF a welcome penominon, and here's to a lot more success, as 
the CWF, we hope, will start to become one of the most famous penominons 
in HISTORY!! I hope that you loved this PPV, and I hope that you will 
join us for a lot more PPV's, RAW's, and Smack Downs!! Till then, SEE YA 
LATER!!