L*: HEY MINNA! This is Lady Artemisu, aka, L*
Cher: And this is Cher.
L*: This is the first installment-
Cher: Nice big word there.
L*: Of the (Mis)Adverntures of The Pirates of Lost Rock
Cher: Misadventures? What is THAT supposed to mean?
L*: Cher. Stop. NOW
Cher: *grumbles*
L*: This is...well...cher, what the bleep is this about?
Cher: Um...
	The two authors look bewildered.
Cher: Anyway, This is Pirates of the Lost Rock. And Kousagi ISN'T A CREATED 
PERSON!
L*: Yep. She is one of the one appearance characters of Takeuchi Naoko in 
dedication to 'the year of the rabbit.'
Cher: ANyway, here's the story.

Rated: YKR

	It was a peaceful day in the life of Sailor Maverick. Sailor Pirate 
Moon had dropped by so they could boy watch. Her other friends were coming, 
and had tickets to 'The Who'. Well, it only seemed perfect, when her newly 
aquatinted half sister had other plans...

(L*: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
(Cher: SHUT UP!)

Gia: I can't believe they actually came.
Per: You know, they're probable just clones,
Daka: Who cares? They sound great!
Chavu: I heard that action!
L*: Come on! I want some autographs...

	Just then they all noticed a giant sign showing next weeks concert. 
All of them turned away from the poster of Britney Spears.

Cher: LET'S TRASH IT!
L*: I hear that!

	As Maverick pulled out the tools of vandalism, a bright pink light 
flashed behind them.
	Sure enough, Neo Queen Serenity of Earth stood there with her two 
daughters holding her hands. She, the queen, looked over the six girls 
cautiously before speaking.

Neo: Hello Artemisu-sama.

	Maverick looks up from the mustache she painted on Britney.

L*: Why Sere, what a surprise...

	Serenity winced at her sarcasm.

Neo: Listen, just because I had to kill you-
L*: In both lifetimes, I might add...
Neo: Well, you tried to kill me, my daughters, my people, and seduce *my* 
husband.

	Maverick stopped as silence set in.

L*: True, but then again, I had very good reason. Have you seen your husband 
lately? He's yummy!

	All five other girls cheered before continuing to destroy the poster.
	As Pirate Moon was finishing off the boogers under Britney's nose, 
she turned to see Neo-Queen Serenity and the others talking.

Cher: Hey it's the moon princess!  Remember me? Huh Huh! Remember I'm the 
Pirate that used to live on the moon!

	The Queen looked at Pirate Moon awkwardly, and remembered the whole 
flashing scenes in the Sea of Tranquillity, and remembered the odd parrot 
that always seemed to be stealing her stuff in the dead of night.
	Grinning ferociously she nods.

Cher: That's right me harty's Engleburt was a faithful companion, until... 
*sniff*... until... *sniff* THAT BLASTED SATURN HURT HIM!  He'll never steal 
another royal slipper again!

	The others stared at Pirate Moon sorrowfully and nodded their 
agreement.

Neo: Yeah...

	The Queen blinks, and looks at Pirate Moon's necklace.

Neo: HEY! That was a gift from Endy!

	Pirate Moon clamps her hand over her neck.

Cher: What necklace? I don't see a necklace do you Artemisu?
L*: No, It wasn't from Endy... It was from your stalker.

	Pirate Moon nods vigorously.

Neo: When did I have a stalker?

	Everyone looked at each other, to the queen, and back before erupting 
into laughter.

Cher: That's right he was...

	Pirate Moon was interrupted by a screaming Chibi-Usa....

Usa: BRITNEY!  WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?

	Chibi-Usa ran to the poster and then looked at the soldiers.

Usa: You can't do that to Britney!

	Chibi-Usa then pulled out one of her extra posters and put it up over 
the ruined one.

Cher: AHAHAHAHAHAHH!

	Everyone looked at Chibi-Usa when Giaque made an unexpected discovery 
on the poster.

Gia: AH!

	Maverick noticed too.

L*: HOLY!
Neo: What?
Gia: They have Silicon breast implants IN THE POSTER!
Cher: AHAHAHHAHAAHHA!

	Maverick then opened Dimension X and tossed the Britney Poster and 
Chibi-Usa into, and turned back to the Queen.

L*: So, sister, why are you here? We all know you don't like The Who.

	Neo looks down to her other daughter that is hiding in the shadows.

Neo: Well, it's like this... Kousagi is getting into fights at school; no one 
likes her there.
Per: So what's your point, Miss Underage?

	Pirate Moon snickers while the Queen blushed intensely.

Neo: You guys... Endy's gonna kill me if he ever knew that...

	Maverick leaned over to Pirate Moon.

L*: The reason she doesn't tell Endy she was underage is because she was 
underage with someone else in BOTH lifetimes.

	Pirate Moon snickers.
	The Queen pulled out a giant ruler and hit both girls.

Cher: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

	Pirate Moon powers up an attack.

Neo: Wait wait wait wait WAIT!

	Pulls Kousagi of her leg.

Neo: Here's the deal. I need you guys to baby-sit her for a few months.
Cher: Baby-sit THAT? You're kidding right?
Chavu: Why?
Neo: Because Small Lady has threatened to loop 'Digital Get Down' unless 
Kousagi 'disappears'. I don't know what to do anymore.

	The Queen breaks down and cries.

Neo: It's not my fault! Hotaru, she changed her! She was a sweet girl once.

	Everyone laughed hysterically. Muttering obscenities about Saturn, 
Pirate Moon walks to Kousagi.

Neo: She was polite, she used to be with Helios, she used to fight crime, she 
was me all over again. But then, Hotaru, she changed, and changed Chibi-Usa 
too. Now all they care about are fads, boys, and Kami help us, she's... I 
think she's... been... sleeping around...

	Pirate Moon tries and fails to stifle laughter.
	The Queen falls to the ground, and cries. Maverick comforts her, and 
Pirate Moon picks up Kousagi.

Cher: Well, Artemisu, she COULD come in handy, you never know; Naoko-sama may 
have one of those secret missions she was telling us about.

	Chavuni looks around.

Chavu: The concert's starting!
L*: Fine, but you owe us big.

	The Queen nods, thanks them, and vanishes.

Daka: Okay Kousagi, you wanna go watch The Who?
Kou: Uh-huh.

	Then the seven girls headed towards their seats and awaited the band 
to play.
~~~~~~~~~