Cher	-	Cher		-	Pirate Moon	~	Co-Author
L*	-	Lady Artemisu	-	Maverick 	~	Co-Author
Gia	-	Giaque		-	Giaque		~	Senshi
Daka 	-	Dakasina	-	Dakasina	~	Senshi
Chavu	-	Chavuni 	- 	Chavuni 	~	Senshi
X 	- 	X 		- 	X		~	Senshi
Neo	-	Usagi		-	Neo Queen Serenity
Kou	-	Kousagi		-	Usagi's Second Daughter
Usa	-	Chibi-Usa	-	Usagi's First (retarded) Daughter
Nao 	- 	Naoko-sama	-	Guardian/advisor
Kizu	-	Tsuki Kizu 	-	Kawaii Drummer
				The Dragons:
White	-	L*'s		- 	"Phoebe"
Black	-	X's		-	"Xenix"
Red	-	Giaque's	-	"Styx"
Blue	-	Dakasina's 	- 	"Vivilu"
Yellow	-	Cher's		-	"Engle"
Green	-	Chavuni's	-	"Chivu"
~~~~~~~~~
	The lights quickly went down as the six senshi sat down, and Kousagi 
sat on Pirate Moon's Lap. The laser lights started, and the seven girls 
cheered, and the four guys came out. Pirate Moon pointed to the Drummer.

Cher: Is he the hottest sack of man you've ever seen?

	Maverick sighed.

L*: I've Seduced Better...

	Maverick smiled, remembering Endymion, Serenity, Beryl, and Hoku the 
retarded Blond whom everyone hated, before she cheers for The Who.
	As the never-aging Roger D. finally leapt on stage, a small black 
vortex opened above them.

Chavu: Do you see that? 

	Dakasina nodded.

Gia: Should we be worried?

	X turned to Maverick and Pirate Moon, who were jamming to the 
greatest rendition of 'Magic Bus'.
	Suddenly, the music stopped.

Pete: WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?
Roger: Um... AH!

	Roger dropped his mike.

John: What's going... AHHH!

	He screamed like a woman, dropping his guitar.
	All six senshi stood, Kousagi in Pirate's arms. She quickly set down 
the child as two figure's came out of the vortex.
	Chibi-Usa and Hotaru.
	Pirate Moon screamed in rage, not only because it was Hotaru, but she 
was blocking Pirate's view of the cute drummer.

L*: Chibi-Usa? Hotaru?

	Approaching the stage of her half niece, Maverick looked down.
	Kousagi held onto Maverick's leg.

Kou: Make them go away...

	Kousagi began shaking at the site of her sister.
	Chibi-Usa and Hotaru both pulled out black microphones and began 
singing... Mandy Moore's 'Missing You Like Candy'.

L*: IN THE NAME OF JANIS JOPLIN, STOP THAT HORRIBLE SOUND!

	Maverick yelled as the girls switched to 'Bye bye bye' by NSYNC.

Cher: AND LET ME SEE THE HUNK!

	Pirate Moon yelled, running up next to Maverick while the others were 
trying to turn off the speakers and stuff.
	Hotaru stopped, and looked at Pirate Moon. She grinned evilly as a 
small multi-colored parrot came into Hotaru's hand.

Cher: Engleburt? ENGLEBURT!

	Engleburt looked at Pirate Moon, and squawked recognition.

Cher: Don't you dare hurt my Engleburt!

	Hotaru chuckled when her eyes flashed red from their violet, and a 
black aura surrounded the bird.

Cher: ENGLEBURT!

	Tears began filling up her eyes and blurring her vision.
	She leapt on stage, but didn't see the evil glance from Chibi-Usa she 
got.

Usa: You leave Hotaru alone!

	The annoying pink one shouted, about to sing Britney Spear's 'Crazy'. 
	Maverick leapt onstage and pushed Chibi-Usa off stage.
	Hotaru glared at both senshi at once, and all the colors on Engleburt 
turned black.

L*: Dear doq, what has she done? 

	Watching the bird, Maverick shuddered from the evil.
	Engleburt flew out of Hotaru's hand as Pirate Moon shot a white beam 
into the parrot's mind, and spoke his name in parrot.

Cher: Engleburt!

	She began readying her weapon now that the bird was out of Hotaru's 
hands.
	The bird looked at her, and flew at her with red eyes. Kousagi, who 
was still clinging to Maverick's leg, pulled out a pink kitty whistle. When 
she blew on it, Hotaru flashed into a tall blonde-hair-blue-eyed girl holding 
a guitar, then flashed back. Maverick almost fell off stage, if it weren't 
for Pete Townsend. More memories flooded into her head. She fell to her 
knees, clutching her head to save her insanity.

L*: No... No... ENDYMION! 

	Maverick blacked out.
	Kousagi ran in front of Pirate Moon as the parrot rammed it's beak 
into her arm, which knocked him out, and he fell limp to the floor.

Daka: CHER! IT'S HOTARU, SHE'S-

	She yelled over the loudspeaker before Giaque finally turned it off.
	Hotaru's evil laughter increased and deafened everyone, as she 
blasted the unconscious Maverick and Kousagi off stage. She then grabbed 
Pete, Roger, John, and Chibi-Usa, leaving only the drummer behind. Kousagi 
ran to the now unconscious Maverick.

Kou: Artemisu... Artemisu... Artemisu... Wake up... 

	She began crying, shaking her half-aunt.

Cher: Engleburt... Engleburt... ENGLEBURT!

	She too cried, looking up and screaming at the heavens.
	Suddenly, Maverick's Communicator went off, where Pirate Moon brings 
Engleburt and answered it.

Cher: Naoko-sama! They kidnapped The Who, They knocked Artemisu unconscious, 
and THEY HURT MY ENGLEBURT!

	Pirate Moon started shaking an unconscious Engleburt in front of the 
communicator.
	Naoko blinked a few times.

Nao: Yes, I know, now come on, I've just learned some new information that I 
can't tell you over the communicator, and that Artemisu-chan must know.

	The communicator went dead, and Pirate Moon called the others over. 
Pirate Moon stuck Engleburt in her bag, and, with the help of the other 
senshi, was able to wake Maverick.

L*: Argh... what happened?
?: Maybe I can answer that.

	Pirate Moon spun around, and grinned slightly at the silver haired 
drummer. His hair was silver, like spiders' thread, and his long golden bangs 
framed his gray eyes showed a window into pain and music. Pirate moon sighed, 
and all could see the red hearts pounding in her eyes.

Kou: Who are you? 

	Kousagi had tears in her little blue eyes.

Kizu: I am the new drummer, at least for the planetary tour. I'll probable be 
replaced once the tour's over. Name's Tsuki Kizu.
Cher: Did you say you know what happened?
Kizu: Yeah. Those kids, the pink and purple ones, they've been popping up 
with these letters. Maybe they can help.

	Maverick grabbed the letters, and read them over.

L*: 'Dear Little Drummer Boy: We Demand That You & Your Band Stop Playing Now 
Or There Will Be Consequences. If You Wish For Your Band To Be Unharmed, You 
WILL Stop Your Tour, And Retire From Music.
				The Pleasers of Pop.' 

	Maverick blinked.

Cher: The Pleasers of Pop? How Ecchi is that? 

	Maverick shook her head.

L*: Okay, come on, we gotta get to Naoko-sama's ASAP!

	Maverick gently blew on a small whistle, and the sky began to rumble.

Kou: I'm scared... What's that?

	Maverick smiled, and picked up the Chibi girl. A loud screech rang 
through the open field, and the remaining pedestrians ran in fear when six 
dragons landed gracefully on the ground.

X: Go Artemisu! 

	X made a small 'Woohoo' before she climbed on her black dragon.
	Then the other senshi climbed upon their respective dragons, Giaque 
on Red Styx, Chavuni on the Green Chivu, Dakasina on Blue Vivilu, Pirate Moon 
on Yellow Engle, and Maverick on White Phoebe. Kousagi and Kizu stared at the 
girls on their dragons, and Pirate Moon petted her Engle.

Cher: Kousagi, aren't you coming?

	The child nodded, and looked at the dragons, remembering the whole 
kitty-rabbit expedition.

Kou: Who do I ride With?
L*: Um...
Cher: You ride with Artemisu-hime, and Kizu-chan can ride with me.

	So Kousagi climbed onto the white dragon Phoebe, and Kizu onto Pirate 
Moon's yellow Engle. Then all six dragons rose in formation, and flew off 
into the horizon, off to the wonderful Naoko's palace.
~~~~~~~~~
Cher:NAOKO-SAMA'S PALACE! YEAH!
L*: What about that Kawaii Kizu-chan...
Cher: HEY! He's mine!
L*: Who said? I wrote this chapter!
Cher: Doesn't matter! Next chapter I write he's KISSING ME!
L*: I proofread these 'member? If I wanted, I could kill you off next chapter 
I write and you wouldn't even know it.
Cher: I HATE YOU! AUSSIES RULE!
	Cher bounces away.
L*: Anyway, see you next week in Chapter 2! Or is it 3? I don't know!

Sent in 10-27-00
Writen 9-25-00
Cher printed a copy and fed to her brother 10-12-00
L* Used this as a story for class 9-26-00
Someone printed this, read it, and used it for dog training 11-1-00