L*: HEY MINNA! Cher: Hey. L*: Listen, Last week was Thanksgiving. Cher: That is *so* American of you to say. L*: ... Anyway, the reason this wasn't in Last week was because of rush to the store and buy crap. I had 0 time to send this in. Cher: I could have. L*: But you didn't have this chapter on your computer, remember? Cher: ... L*: Anyway, here's the chapter! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phoebe lay in a blood stained bed, holding two girls in her arms. Tears of fear were in her eyes. Her choice would affect the rest of history, and she had no idea which one would lead to destruction, which to salvation. She hugged her two daughters to her breast when a gold light flashed in the room. She blinked and looked at the eight figures before her. She blinked. L*: Hey... grams... Phoebe blinked, and Pirate Moon was bouncing uncontrollably. Cher: I can't believe we're meeting the Moon GODDESS! Oh my goddess I love you! I sacrifice meat to you daily and I... L*: Cher! Cher: ...can't believe I'm actually talking to the Moon Goddess Phoebe! You won't believe how long I've fantasized... L*: Cher? Cher: ...meeting you and oh my god your babies are so beautiful can I hold one of them? L*: Cher-ry? Cher: Oh please can I hold one? What are you going to name them oh, name one of them Cher please... L*: Pirate? Cher: ...you can name the other one whatever but name the black haired Cher... Phoebe blinked. She reached for a remote. Pho: Security? I have someone here bugging me to no ends and... L*: Allow me... Cher: Oh, Selene would be a good name for the gold one, but name the black one Ch- Cher blinked before realizing there was at least seven inches worth of duct tape on her mouth. L*: I'm so sorry about her. She gets excited easily. Phoebe nodded, and put away the remote. She smiled kindly at Maverick and Kousagi. Pho: I sense my blood in your veins. How may I help you? L*: Well, one of your kin and her friend have gone wacko and are trying to resurrect Teen Idol crap- Pho: Teen Idols? They're attacking here. L*: We're from the future. 17,432 years to be exact. A tear fell from her eyes. Pho: I know why... Cher had managed to find a large knife and pried off the duct tape. Cher: Cher and please will you tell me everything that you know and... Kizu, getting very annoyed by Cher's blabber, quickly found a way to keep her mouth closed. Daka: You know why the retarded musicians are attacking? Phoebe nodded, and walked to a palace window, watching the influenced teenage girls rushing to the nearby plane to get a glimpse of the new teen heartthrob. Pho: It all started about a hundred years ago- Gia: Is this going to be one of those flash back sequences? Chavu: Because I think I'll be sick... Pho: I'll keep it short, anyway... It all started a long time ago, when my grandmother Chavu: Excuse me... Chavuni then puked in the nearby houseplant, which immediately shriveled up and died. Pho: PAY ATTENTION! It all started a long time ago, when my grandmother had fallen in love with the reigning, what's the word? Seigneur, yes, that was it. Well, my grandmother, the fairest of all the land, was a petty flower girl. She fell desperately in love with this man, as he did her. But there was one jealous of their love- X: Oh man, HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS BLEEPING SERENITY ENDYMION RELATIONSHIP HAPPEN? I AM GETTING REALLY SICK OF THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Pho: PAY ATTENTION! The girl's mother was the jealous one, so she cursed her. Every time her daughters' kin were to have two daughters, her evil magic would influence the daughters to turn against the cursed kin. My mother had a sister, and they died shortly after I was born. But now this curse has been passed on to me. If you don't stop them now, then they will always be out there? Dakasina began snoring loudly, making the other five laugh. Phoebe smiled, when a loud high screeched male-esk voice carried into the palace. Cher, from her still in a kiss position, fell to the ground. Cher: Dear doq and goq, ITS SEIYA! Everyone ran to the window to see Seiya belting it out on Yatens' back, who was balancing on Taiki's nose. Seiya: And if I-*hi* never *see* you again... Everyone covered his or her ears from the screeching. Maverick then pulled out her trusty Charming Rod. Pho: Hey that's mine! L*: I'm your kin, member? Pho: Oh yeah... Then Maverick pointed at the three lights. L*: Your screechy Usa/Seiya ficing days are over! CHARMING STARLIGHT OBLITERATION! Maverick obliterated the three starlights. And the people rejoiced. Pho: Okay, I will help you. Phoebe then handed the babies to Kizu, and concentrated, forming a small jewel. She handed the jewel to Maverick, and took back her babies. L*: What's it for? Phoebe then eyed Kizu, who then kissed the again bouncing Cher. Phoebe smiled. Pho: Place that jewel on my mothers' belly. She shall give you the key to her sons' book... Daka: Um... why can't we just get the book? Pho: Because... A long time ago... L* screamed, Chavuni started puking in the plant, Kizu fainted, Cher jumped, X started ripping her hair, Giaque laughed, and Dakasina covered her ears and fell to the floor. Phoebe smiled. Pho: Don't question me. Wait, if you're from the future, then that means... L*: Yes, we know which baby you keep and which you send far far away. Pho: That you would know whom my stalker is... But that'll work. L*: Well, I know that the blonde is one link of the *mumbles* chain, and the ebony is one link in the *mumbles* chain. So, where are we? Pho: The moon of earth... L*: Then you must send out with *blond* six star seeds... Pho: Uhhuh... L*: And then keep the ebony. Only this way will the future be saved... Phoebe nodded, Maverick hit the red shiny button, and the group of eight teleported back to the silver time card, waiting to come to the near end of all time. Cher: Lady, why did you tell a lie to Phoebe? L*: The more we do, the less likely of a chance we'll have of Hotaru and Chibi-Usa taking over. Kousagi flickered, and collapsed on the card. Kizu: SAGI!