L*: Hi minna. Cher: -_- L*: Cher, are you alright? Cher: Nope. L*: Why not? Cher: Because I'm leaving. L*: WHAT?! Cher: Didn't I tell you that before? L*: No... So what's gonna happen to Jun? Cher: In RPG Land? Oh, You, Limi, Aimee, and Tan can sub for her. L*: So you're leaving me and Limi and Semi-sane Aimee and the barely posting Tan with controls on Jun? Cher: Yep. L*: You are more messed up than I am. Cher: That's why I'm letting you guys take over. L*: So what about our Sequal? What's gonna happen? Cher: Um... How about this... We don't start it until I come back. L*: Demo... Cher: I'm going, no stopping me. L*: Damn. Cher: Shimatta. L*: What? Cher: Um... I don't know how to say this... L*: What? Cher: I'm being admitted into a mental assylum. L*: What's your point? Cher: I'm going into a cuckoo barn. L*: Yes? And? Cher: Here they come... L*: Here. Let me handle them. L* Pulls out a bazooka and blasts the living daylights out of the men in white suits. L*: Does that solve your problem? Cher: Um... Those were employees for Publishers Clearing House. L*: ...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cher: Great. They were finally delivering my crystal swan. L*: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... What? Cher: You know Publishers Clearing House is a warehouse that sells stuff? L*: Um... no... Cher: Good. Then my spores of diabolical evil have taken root in your mind. L*: Are you working for my teacher? Cher: Maybe... BWAHAHAHA! L*: You're not Cher... You're... L* pulls the mask away to leave a tall blonde cheerleader with a tube of glitter and ribbons in her hands. L*: TORY! AHHHHHHHHH!!! Tory starts chasing L* around the set L*: LIMI! TAN! AIMEE! CHER! SAVE MEEEEEE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After they left the bumper sticker factory, Cher coated in them, Naoko beeped them again. Naoko: Hello Senshi! I hope you had a good time... Cher... Naoko looked down at her shoes *apparently* when Cher, covered in bumper stickers and taped to Kizu's back, came into view. Naoko: Anyway, The demons are gathering in Plain 737- Cher: Plains? I HATE MATH! Naoko: -where the Spice Girls, Hoku's main generals- Cher: It sucks Naoko: -are summoning them- Cher: The teachers are evil Naoko: -to become the minions of- Cher: They brainwash us Naoko: the evil Hoku- Cher: Nothing good comes from it. Naoko: -who is in fact- Cher: Math! Naoko: -planning to kill me- Cher: What is Math good for anyway? Naoko: -and re-write- Cher: Calculators are so much better Naoko: -history, and my- Cher: I say we blow up the schools Naoko: -sailor v novels to- Cher: and take over too... Naoko: Cher shut up! Cher: ... I still say math sucks... Naoko: Okay, The demons are gathering in Plain 737 where the Spice Girls, Hoku's main generals are summoning them to become the minions of the evil Hoku who is in fact planning to kill me and re-write history, and my Sailor V novels to make Baby Spice Sailor V and Hoku's generals in my Sailormoon into her other generals, her as Sailormoon! I can't allow her to do that! That is why you must destory them. *fzzt* I have to go now *fzzt*, I'm losing my connection *fzzt* BAD INTERNET! Kizu slid and grabbed the communicator. Kizu: Naoko? How do we destroy them? Naoko: Just do *fzzt* what you do best, *fzzt* Kizu... The line was cut, and everyone blinked. Kizu: What I do best is mus- His eyes widened, and he went over to the time controls. Kizu: Minna, set up your instruments! Everyone blinked, and he held his small necklace. Kizu: Gaia and Uranus, Phoebe, Apollo, Artemis, and Cronos please grant my team the ability of music *somewhere in the background Madonna starts singing*... Twilight SONG! The shards of gold that had fallen on the card shot up and stabbed themselves into the girls, and they fell to the card, glowing many different colors. L*: Kizu... Chavu: What... Daka: Why... X: Itai...itai... Gia: Kami... Kou: Zuzu-chan... Cher: THIS IS THE COOLEST OUTFIT I HAVE EVER SEEN! Kizu sweat-dropped and he sorted through his space pocket of musical instruments. Kizu: Okay, this is how it's going. Kousagi, you're on acoustic and vocals, Giaque, you're on a drum set, Dakasina, you're keyboard and synthesizer, Chavuni, you're on electric guitar, X, you've got percussion, Maverick, you've got bass and vocals, and Cher, you're vocals. I'm on the main drum-set. Everyone nodded as Kizu brought out the super cool instruments. Cher pouted. Cher: Why don't I get an instrument? Kizu: Because if you did, you'd throw off the balance. Understand? Cher: Yeah, yeah okay. He nodded, and everyone set up, plugging into the cool amps that just appeared. Kizu: Okay, I'm throwing the switch now. Here. Everyone, the music will come out without you thinking about it. Don't stop yourself if you lose control. They all nodded, and Kizu flipped the switch, sending them out of the FOURTH DIMENSION *dramatic music* and into THE REAL WORLD *it's the story... of seven strangers.... living in 'the big easy'... when people stop being polite... and start getting real* Kizu: And a one and a two and a one two three GO! L* gently strummed on the bass, and the drums followed. Then the keyboards, and the other guitar. Cher looked nervous in her kawaii rainbow colored suit. She looked back to Kizu as the card flew through the sky. He gave her a reassuring wink, and she smiled. She looked forward as little demon teenyboppers started appearing in the distance. Kizu: Remember you guys, there are weapons built into these instruments. Aim well, we only get one shot. If we miss, they go to Hotaru who is calling them, and if we stop moving we all die. Giaque, Dakasina, Chavuni, X, do you understand how important it is that you get any as we fly by? They nodded, and Kizu started drumming faster with the rhythm. Kizu: NOW! Cher smiled, and she, Kousagi, and L* began singing, Cher swinging her mike and L* aiming her bass *it's base. I don't play a giant fish* at the demon spirits. Cher/Kou/L*: No one knows what it's like, To be the bad man, To be the sad man, Behind Blue Eyes No one knows what it's like, To be hated, To be faded, To telling only lies But my dreams, They are as empty, As my conscious seems, To be I have hours, Only lonely, My love is vengeance, That's never free No one knows what its like, To feel these feelings, Like I do, And I blame you No one bats back as hard, In their anger, None of my pain and woe, Can show through But my dreams, They are as empty, As my conscious seems, To be I have hours, Only lonely, My love is vengeance, That's never free When my fist clenches, Crack it open, Before I use it, And lose my cool When I smile, Tell me some bad news, Before I laugh, And I die a fool And if I swallow, Anything evil, Put your finger, Down my throat And if I shiver please, Give me a blanket, Keep me warm, Let me wear your coat No one knows what it's like, To be the bad man, To be the sad man, Behind Blue Eyes Cher and L* were blasting teen idols of the past, like Some Pat Boone guy, The partridge family, and many, many more. Cher smiled as the spirits were obliterated. She laughed like a maniac. Cher: Kizu, ain't this fun? Kizu nodded, and then the card slowed to a stop in front of The SPICE GIRLS. Cher: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! L*: Stand your ground girls! Don't let these badly dressed generals... um... What's the word I'm looking for? Kizu: Destroy? L*: THAT'S IT! Kizu glared, and the spice girls laughed. GS: So now we finally meet Sailor Senshi... BS: We're gonna kick you so far! ScS: So ready or not, SpS: The spice girls PS: Are taking you downtown! Kizu screamed, and Dakasina blasted a beam of Blueness at Ginger, who easily jumped out of the way. GS: You call that girl power? This is GIRL POWER! She and the other four sent a large blast of bladed records towards Chavuni. BS: There's no way that you can beat us! With these new platforms, we're unstoppable! Cher screamed as Baby Spice began to spin, shooting off hundreds of small blades. Cher gasped, frozen in place as the blades drew nearer and nearer. BS: HA! Those Spice-Girl-powered blades will cut you up. If they don't kill you, you'll lose your powers and become a mindless slave for the great Hoku-sama! Cher gasped, but couldn't move. Daka: Ho Who? Kizu: NOOOOO! Everyone stared at Kizu as he ran towards Cher in slow motion. Posh Spice looked at him like he was an idiot before she blasted him. Kou: KIKI-CHAN! Cher closed her eyes, her fate inevitable. SQUAWK! Cher opened her eyes as the small bird fell to the ground. Tears filled her eyes as the Spice girls laughed. She pulled the blades out of Engleburt. Cher: Engleburt... wake up... please... She began wailing like Usagi when she picked up the bird. Fire shot in her eyes as the bird faded from existence. Cher: YOU KILLED MY ENGLEBURT! PREPARE TO DIE! Cher powered up an attack when suddenly the Spice Girls began to multiply in size. L*: Holy mother of Pearl... The spice girls laughed, and Kousagi looked up at them, forgetting her guitar. Kou: You hurt a bird! Why would you do something like that? Sporty Spice laughed, and picked up the little girl by an odango. SpS: You must be a fan. Here, have an OBITUARY! Ginger began to laugh when Sporty let go of the child and she tumbled from the sky. L*: KOUSAGI! Everyone looked down as the child began to flail about. L*: You will die! She aimed her Charming Arrow at Posh's head, shot it forth, but the arrow of darkness painlessly bounced off the make-up incrusted forehead. Scary laughed, and then jarred the Sailors in a giant jar. Then she saw Kizu hit the ground and make a large imprint. She sighed, and tossed him in the jar. Kousagi tumbled through the air, praying for her life. Her kitty landed on top of her. PK: Kousagi-chan! I have been saving this, but you need it now! The kitty handed Kousagi a small brooch, and disappeared into her small cozy vortex. Kou: Parallel Moon Eternal Crisisu Make UP! Kousagi smiled gracefully as the ribbons and feathers enveloped her. Her eyes widened as the ground came nearer and nearer... Kou: Pleasepleaseplease... Suddenly, her small wings popped open, and she avoided collision by mere inches. Her eyes narrowed and she pulled out her weapon, and aimed at the only part of the Spice Girls in her attack range. Their Platforms Shoes. Kousagi aimed at Posh's shoes, and shot a rally of pink blasts at them. Suddenly, the shoes exploded, and Posh Spice screamed. PS: NO! HOKU-SAMA! SAVE ME! Then Posh Spice faded out of existence, and L* looked out of the jar. L*: LOOKIE! Kousagi destroyed Posh! The people rejoiced as Kousagi then nailed Scary and Sporty. Ginger screamed. GS: Baby get OUT OF HERE! Go fight with Hoku-sama, I'll handle them... Baby nodded and flew off to wherever she was sent. Ginger then exploded and the jar faded. Everyone sighed in relief. Daka: That was close. Chavu: One more minute and I would have died! Gia: FRESH AIR! YEAH! X: So is that all of them? Kizu: Um... minna? All of them looked at Kizu, who was looking down. Cher: Nani? What's wrong Kizu-chan? Kizu: What's the law of gravity? L*: Gravity is a force that draws one object to another, the larger the object, the greater the pull. It's what helps us stay on earth. Kizu: Then... if you jumped out of a plane, gravity would pull you back to the planet, ne? L*: Yes. Kizu: Don't look down. Everyone looked down. The time card had expired, and they were no where near it anyway. L*, Cher, and Kizu sweat-dropped, and they began to plummet, falling like Rocky and Bullwinkle with eyes wide open. Kizu continued to look down as L*, Cher, and her Senshi fell while he continued hovering. He shook his head. Kizu: Okay guys, Our future Naoko awaits! The Senshi rubbed their heads as they stood and all left into a nearby portal, sending them out of this dimension. ~~~~~~~~~ L*: SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tory: NEVER! THE BLOCKEST RULE SHALL TAKE OVER AND DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN THEIR WAY! L*: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS? Tory: She wants you in her army. L*: NOOOO!!!! NEVER!! Suddenly, Limi comes in and sprays Tory with Finger-nail-polish remover. Tory: NOO! I'M MELTING! MELTING! OH WHAT A WORLD! MELTING! Melting away... The Tory glitter ribbon gloop burns through the floor into a canister of Toxic waste. Limi blows on her bottles rim. L*: LIMI! YEAH! THANK YOU! L* then glomps Limi Limi: Yeah, I rule. Did she say we have control of Jun L* nods evilly. Limi: LETS GO POST! Then Limi and L* link arms and skip off to the RPG board to post.