Cher: Is he the hottest sack of man you've ever seen?

	A sigh was heard.

L*: I've Seduced Better...
Chavu: Do you see that? 
Gia: Should we be worried?
Pete: WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?
Roger: Um... AH!
John: What's going... AHHH!

	The eight people listened.

Cher: Is this?
Kou: No? no? NO!

	Kousagi plugged her ears as the vortex widened, but everything went 
hazy and distorted.

Daka: What's going on?
Chavu: What happened?
Gia: We're anomalies. We either get out of this dimension or we will be 
*her voice goes eerily soft*  erased from existence.

	L* looked at the warping vortex as two eyes gleamed out.

L*: HURRY! TO THE VORTEX!

	The seven ran to the vortex, screaming their power-ups and leaping 
in. Kizu just watched as he flickered and vanished.

Kizu: Good luck my angel?
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Cher: Alright YOU RETARDS! WE'RE GONNA WHOOP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL KISS THE MOON 
OF PLUTO!

	Mandy Moore laughed and Christina Aguilera flips her badly dyed red 
hair.

MM: Puh-leeze. You can't even kick a soccer ball.
CA: Just come on over. 
BrS: You might get lucky
BS: I show you what I want...
JS: CANDY!

	The four blondes in the vortex look at Jessica, the tiny one. Baby 
spice looks at her jealously.

BS: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUTE ONE!
BrS: AND MY INITIALS WERE BS BEFORE YOU BECAME BABY SPICE!
CA: Just come on over
MM: Oh SHUT THE BLEEP UP CHRIS!

	Then the five started attacking each other until they had killed one 
another without Pirate Moon or Maverick or even Parallel Moon moving a 
millimeter. They all looked at each other and shrugged when two beaming eyes 
shot through the dark.

Kou: AHHHH!

	Hoku, the retarded teenybopper neither author likes appears, with her 
guitar on a shoulder. The purple mists continue to swirl.

HTRTBTNL: Hello Minna
Cher: AHH! HER VOICE IS DAGGERS IN MY EARS! MAKE HER STOP FOR THE LOVE OF 
DOQ!

	Everyone covered their ears except innocent Kousagi, who was not 
victim to he words of poison.

Kou: Hoku-person, why do you hurt my friends?

	Hoku, the retarded teenybopper that Kousagi hates, sneered, and 
blasted them all with her guitar. Everyone was blasted back when all of a 
sudden.

Usa: Hotaru? Hotaru! I got them and AH!

	Cher turned around to see the split in half hollow Hotaru.

Usa: You can't do that to Hotaru!

	Hoku, the wife of Satan, laughs as Chibi-Usa is then blasted and 
killed. Pirate Moon looks at the pink ashes.

Cher: Um? there's one less problem to worry about.
Neo: MAVERICK! HELP ME!

	Maverick looks over at a cage with Neo-Queen Serenity in it. She 
waves before Hoku, the retard bent on music domination, kills her.

L*: WOOHOO, ENDY'S MINE!

	Hoku, the idiot no one's heard about, strums her guitar and the 
strings lash out, tying up everyone. Suddenly, a sharp drumstick cuts through 
the strings, and everyone looks up.

Cher: Tuxedo Wind-sama!
TW: Although the Serenity's are long gone, it does not mean that tranquillity 
must too.
Cher: WHAT KIND OF A CORNY ASS SPEECH WAS THAT KIZU-CHAN?
Kizu: Shut up. I just saved your butt.

	Hoku, the now angry Blonde, lashes out.

HTNABB: YOU WILL LISTEN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

	Kizu then tossed everyone some earwax before Hoku, the one person 
that makes Kizu regret being in music, starts her guitar.

Kizu: And Teenyboppers with instruments is JUST PLAIN WRONG!
Cher: NO DON'T SING FOR THE LOVE OF GOQ!

  	Kousagi looked at Hoku, the one whom not even her own mother dare 
approach, and grinned.

Kou: Kizu-chan! Release the MAMO-CLONES!

	Kizu smiled, and opened the cage as the thousands of Mamo-clones 
leaped up like ravage beasts and started devouring at the evil Hoku, the 
retarded Teenybopper which Tansura spits upon.

Cher: Kou! What about the Mamo-clones?
Kou: They'll die from us!

	Everyone smiled and powered their attacks. They prayed to Goq, Doq, 
Phoebe, Gaia, and of course, their mothers as the attacks were aimed at the 
Mamo-clones.

L*: Charming Science Experiment Gone Wrong Cell DISPLACEMENT!
Cher: Pirates of the Moon Engleburt FLY!
Gia: Pyre Fire Hi, Pyre Fire Hi, FLAMING SUNRISE!
Daka: Soul Spirit REMOVAL! 
Chavu: Rainforest POISON DART FROG!
X: MAMO-CLONE DEATH BLADE
Kizu: Winds of Tranquillity? MASSACRE!
Kou: Celestial ? Moon? Chibi? Kitty? EAT!

	Soon, Engleburt popped out of Cher's odango and flew, surrounded by 
large cell eating things, a red sun, a few soul eating demons, a few hundred 
Poison Dart Frogs, a few thousand blades, the old fighters of Boston, and A 
large cat devoured the Mamo-clones before the cat vanished, leaving Engleburt 
with the ability to talk.

EB: I CAN TALK! Cher, I must say this now. BITE ME!

	The bird looked down to see his leg was now in Chers' mouth. The 
Vortex started to warp in on itself.

L*: COME ON MINNA WE'VE DONE OUR JOB HERE!

	Then everyone teleported out as Dimension H(ell) was destroyed.
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