Cocoa: Thank you so much for posting our weird little story! Mocha: TWO people emailed Cocoa and only ONE person emailed me! *Goes off in the corner and cries* Cocoa: Don't mind her. Anyways, here's Part Two of Sailorcaffienes, by Cocoa and Mocha, Cocoa at crystal_aino@hotmail.com and Mocha at nightrose5001@hotmail.com . Thanks, Luna and Artemis! Sailorcoca and Sailormocha, the Sailorcaffienes, in the Name of Love, Justice, and SUGAR! Mocha: Hello all and welcome to the second part of our FANFIC! say no more say no more I know what your thinking... get on with the fic okay! *looking at Cocoa* Cocoa do you wanna say anything thing before the story starts!? Cocoa: I'd just like to thank my computer for putting this on the net and my chihuahua Puddles for always being there for me... Mocha: yeah.right...we worked on MY computer to! COCOA: JUST GET ON WITH THE -BLEEEEEEEP- FIC, WILL YA? "Huh?...Where are they?" The Sailorscouts looked around for the Sailorcaffienes but they couldn't find them. "They fought good for their FIRST fight." Raye pointed out. "Yes they did....yes they did" Mina replied. ******************The NEXT Day***************************************** "Wow... what a wonderful morning..." Mocha said sleepily while looking out at Tokyo with the sun rising in the mountains. "Yes I would say so too." To her amazement Artemis was sitting beside her. "Hey! How did you get in here?" "The window, I wanted to tell how good you and Cocoa fought yesterday," "Really we were..... HEY! You're talking to me! Who are you anyway!?" "I'm Artemis, Venus' Guardian..." "Who's Venus?" Mocha asked in wonder... "AAAAAAAAA 7:30!!!" Mocha ran to Cocoa's room. "COCOA! COCOA! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!" Cocoa shot out of bed like there house was on FIRE! "WHAT! WHAT!!!!!!!!" "We're going to be late for school!!!!" They madly got dressed (in their OWN rooms) and ran out the door for school. Cocoa: HEHEHEHEH. MY TURN! *Pushes Mocha away from the keyboard.* You can't write! THBBBBBBT! Mocha, sulking: Fine, but get on with the story. Mocha and Cocoa bolted in the classroom a split second before the bell rang. They started chattering away with Serena, Amy reading, the sugar apparently worn off. "I can't believe we have to WEAR these icky uniforms!" Mocha complained. "In CANADA we wear whatever we like!" "I think they're cool!" Cocoa exclaimed. "Kinda like the uniforms the Sailorscouts wear!" "Yeah, I guess so." Mocha agreed. "But the Scouts wear COLOURFUL uniforms, and these are just white, blue and red. They look all American patriotic!" Mocha (the real one): *Examines her school uniform* I look like a damn Yank flag. Cocoa: SHUT UP! YOU'LL GET FLAMES! 'Sides, that's racist. And if you're going to say that, it might as well be the French flag. Mocha: Okay. I look like Ginger, who is no longer a Spice, in a French flag. Or a Brit. Cocoa: *Nods her head in approval* MUUUCH better. "Hey, did you guys hear there are new Sailorscouts?" Cocoa asked Serena, Amy, and Lita at lunch. "They're called the Sailorcaffienes, and they have powers better than all the Scouts except for Sailormoon!" Lita grimaced while Serena grinned triumphantly. "Yeah, we heard... but I don't think their powers are better than Jupiter... Mercury maybe...She sucks." Amy looked up sharply. "You take that back, you -BLEEEEEEEE~CENSORED~EEEEEEEEEEP-!" Cocoa and Mocha looked taken aback while Lita wrestled with Amy on the ground. Cocoa: Not THAT way, you hentai! Insert NO ecchi jokes here! Mocha: *Whacks Cocoa upside the head* NO Japanese! This is a dub fic, remember? Cocoa: *Rubs her head ruefully* Yeah, *mutters* variety adds spice to life. Cocoa stared at the grappling girls. "What's with them?" Serena sweatdropped, for once being the calm and sensible one in the midst of Amy and Lita scrapping, while Luna had a heart attack. "Uhhhh...Mercury's her favorite." Serena say nervously, well Lita and Amy where saying their sorries to one other. After school they all met outside of an poster store. "I wonder if they have Sailormoon in here?" Cocoa and Mocha asked. "Yup, they have all the superheroes that you can think of." Lita replied. "Well, come on! I wanna show you something!" Serena yelled from the other side of the mall. They started to walk to where Serena was, all but Mocha. She was still looking at the poster store. "I like the one with the rose on it." said a voice behind her. Mocha turned around to see the guy that she bumped into on the street. "Me too, that one's pretty." She said pointing at it. "Yes it is..." "Well I gotta go, my friends are most likely waiting for me." At this Mocha started to walk to her waiting friends now in a pet store looking at the puppies. "Bye!" and she when into the pet store "Hi guys what ya doing?" she asked questionably. "Nothing much," replied Amy. "I wanna go to the bookstore," (Everyone sweatdropped) "and see what new Sabrina the Teenage Witch books they have!" She sprinted off in the direction of the bookstore, the other girls looking after her strangely. "We better go get her," Mina said, a little regretfully. "Sure," Cocoa smiled, "but I'm gonna stay and look at the kittens. We never got a chance to look at them!" She walked off to the kitten playpen. "Miss, would you like to hold one of them?" A store hand asked her. Cocoa grinned. "Sure!" The guy lifted out the tabby kitten she pointed out. "That one!" "Here you go, miss." Cocoa cuddled the kitten. "Ohhhhh, you're SO cute," she petted the kitten's forehead. "Hey, what's that?" Startled, she saw a crescent moon on the kitten's forehead. "I better buy you, kitty," she told it. "Good for you," the kitten muttered sullenly. Cocoa walked out the door of the pet shop with the kitten in tow. "Come on, kitty," she said to it, on its little leash. "You get to name me, you know," the kitten said, "and do me a favor and don't call me kitty?" "Ummmmmmmmm...Okay, you're..." Cocoa grinned, "CHEWBACCA!" "OVER MY DEAD BODY!" the kitten shrieked. "Maybe I am a kitten, but PLEASE! A little DIGNITY here!" "Are you a boy or a girl?" asked Cocoa." "A girl," the kitten grumped. Cocoa smiled. "How about Hera?" The kitten smiled in earnest. "Perfect!" Cocoa walked into the poster store where she met Serena, Mocha, Mina, Lita, and Raye, Amy still gushing over the newest Sabrina. "Hey, you guys! Look, I got a kitten!" She said proudly. "Mew," the kitten acknowledged the pets it was getting. "It's a VERY intelligent cat," Cocoa said. ` Cocoa walked down the street to her house with Mocha, the kitten Helene, and several dozen posters tucked under her arms and in plastic Safeways shopping bags, even there are no Safeways in Japan. "Okay, Helene," Cocoa asked, "what's going on? Do you know about the Sailorcaffienes?" She looked up to see the same hot guy that had insulted her test paper from before laughing his head off. "What's with YOU?" she asked icily. "You're talking to your cat, you know," he replied, still giggling. "Shut up," Mocha said, "and don't I know you from the poster store?" The guy gave her a strange look and started to back away slowly. "Whoa, deja-vu," he said, "and no, I've never met you before, unlike Miss Doorknob here." "Hey, I'm from Canada, like I said before," she stormed, "and the name's Cocoa, kay? C-O-C-O-A. Oh yeah, I forgot, too low an I.Q, you can't spell." "Geez, I'm hurt," he said, walking off. *What a JERK!* Cocoa thought. *Really hot though* The guy felt a sharp pain on the back of his head as a little rock fell to the ground, but when he turned around there was nothing but faint giggles of two girls. "Good shot, Mocha!" Cocoa congratulated Mocha. "That'll show him not to mess with us!" Mocha smiled and ran to the window. "He's still there just looking around," Mocha said "what's he looking for?" "Dunno," Cocoa did a backflip and a triple somersault in the air. "Whoa," Mocha stared at her, "how did you do that? And why? Cocoa laughed, if a bit giddily. "Scout training. Cause I felt like it." Just then they heard screams. Intresting how those happen whenever you want them to. "Uh oh!" Cocoa cried. "Time to MORPH!" Cocoa and Mocha: Go go Power Rangers! Mocha: No, Go go Caffiene Sailors! Both girls held up their multi-coloured pens and felt the power surge through them. "Caffiene Double Power, MAKEUP!" They did a spectacular transformation together, sparkling with power and colour, which the author doesn't feel like describing right now. Mocha: But I want to hear it! Cocoa: Well, it's my turn to write! You got to have the nice guy, remember, while I got the obnoxious jerk for a boyfriend! Mocha: THHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTT! Cocoa: TTHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT! *Tounge buzzing occurs for aprx. 13 minutes and then desists when the authors realize the readers are reading this. Cocoa and Mocha: THEY'RE READING THIS?!" Mocha: Cool. Cocoa: Back to the STORY! Mocha: Back to the Future!*w/a wicked grin, pulls Ami-chan out of nowhere, (as seen in Chronicle One of Crystal of Love, Cocoa a.k.a Crystal Aino's WONDERFUL fanfic! Read a copy at moonromance.simplenet.com or at members.tripod.com/~usamamo. Hear these reviews for the new release: Crystal's Mom: Interesting. Crystal's Dad: Interesting. Crystal's Friend: Interesting. Crystal's Little Brother: Crystal Anal! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Crystal of Love: Read it today!) Cocoa: Now that my shameless advertising is over, baaaack to the story! Ami: Thats approximately the 21st time you've said tha-MPHH MMMM! Cocoa, holding a sledghammer (We see Mocha on the floor with a concussion) and holding Ami down: Heh heh heh..Uh... V is for VICTORY! *Victory sign* I'm a Sailorvenus wannabe! Now, *grins FIERCELY* back to the story! Sailorcocoa and Sailormocha, the Sailorcaffienes, stand where Cocoa Twist and Mocha Swirl formerly did. They sprinted off in the direction of the scream. The guy who torments Cocoa in the street blurs, and Tuxedo Kamen stands in his place. He is very hot, for he is from the MANGA! Mocha: Hey, who do I get? Cocoa: Hmmmmm...*thinks* How about Tsukilage no Knight? Mocha: Huh? Cocoa: THE MOONLIGHT KNIGHT! YAYYYY! Mocha: NOW you're talking! He's always drawn better in closeups than Darien, anyway. Cocoa: But Mamoru is from the MANGA! HAIL THE MANGA! Mocha: Awwwww...poop. The guy who we shall call, 'Darren' who is always nice to Mocha, forms a white robe and turban. (Too bad we never got to see the transformation in the anime, huh?) They both race in the same way as the Sailorcaffienes. Cocoa: Stay tuned for the next Part! Same Bat Time, same Bat Channel! Mocha: Okay, that was lame. Cocoa: Not as lame as *Adopts a silly little girls voice* 'EAT HEALTHY, EAT SUGAR' Wherever did you pull that from? Mocha: *A grin spreads over her face* You don't wanna know. Cocoa: You're right, I don't. Anyways, folks, we know you're tired of seeing new character senshi, and you're NEVER supposed to put yourself in the story, but we couldn't resist. And it's a weak comedy, right? You can do ANYTHING with weak comedies. EMAIL US! Cocoa: We ARE seperate people, you know, so if you're going to email us, email BOTH of us. We're not just some little word processor's imagination. Mocha: EMAIL US! PLEASE! EMAIL ME, actually. I'm depressed cause Cocoa got two emails about this fic and I only got ONE! *Collapses sobbing on the ground* Cocoa: Yes, if you only want to email one of us, email Mocha, cos I get LOTS of email about my other fic, under Crystal Aino. BTW, thank you SO much minna-chan who emailed me about Crystal of Love, it means a lot! Arigato! Ja, Crystal-chan Cocoa: crystal_aino@hotmail.com Mocha: nightrose5001@hotmail.com Next week: The Sailorscouts, figuring out who the Sailorcaffienes are? Two new Caffiene Scouts?! And how is it possible for 'Darren' and Chiba Mamoru to be here? Find out next week on... Cocoa: SAME CAFFIENE TIME, SAME CAFFIENE CHANNEL! Cocoa and Mocha: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!