Usagi?s Adventures in Cooking
Part 1
Rated G
By Cosmic_star

Hi, sorry I didn?t have this up for the last few weeks-I was too busy to
write this part.

I?m also really sorry 'cause for all you abomination haters, but the
flamingo head, as Usagi would say is going to make an appearance in this
chapter-a short appearance, but one never the less.

Please e-mail me at cosmic_star@hotmail.com and possibly take the time
to visit my homepage at
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be up there soon.
Oh, and Sailor Moon does not belong to me, but Nako Takuechi.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! I?m
soooooooooooo late-Rei?s gonna kill meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!"  Usagi?s
scream trailed off into the distance as she ran at speeds not possible
for a normal human being.  Luckily for her, the sidewalks were
relatively clear, so she was able to avoid crashing into anyone for that
day.

When she finally got to Rei?s temple, as she expected, the other Scout?s
were already seated, including Chibi-Usa.  And, as usual, at her
entrance, Rei stood up, her face beat-red with anger, and her hands on
her hips.  "Usagi?" she began, but was cut off by a certain pink-haired
annoyance that was mimicking Rei exactly.

"Usagi!" Chibi-Usa said in her high-pitched whine "WHERE WERE YOU?  The
meeting started half an hour ago and you know this one was important! We
were discussing plans for a surprise Birthday party for my Mamo-chan?"
But, luckily (especially for the other Scout?s sanity) her awfull
high-pitched rampage was interrupted bya fuming, red faced Rei.
"Just who do you think you are? You little brat!  First of all, this
meeting is not just about Mamoru!  Second of all, NO ONE, AND I MEAN
ABSOLUTLY NO ONE IS ALOUD TO TELL USAGI HOW LATE SHE IS BUT ME!!!!!!!!"
As for the tongue war ensuing between the two (and not between Usagi and
Rei for once), well it is my duty as the author to spare you the
horrible details.

"So, Usagi-chan," Makoto broke in "Have you decided when we should throw
Mamoru-kun?s party yet?"

"Nope." She replied matter-o-factly "But I do know what we should do for
it!"

"What? Bake a Giant cake just you can stuff your face?"  Chibi-Usa
interrupted snottily.

"Why you little?" Usagi suddenly got up and began chasing her future
daughter around the temple as huge sweat drops appeared around the rest
of the group.

Their rampage was soon interrupted by a loud whistle from the middle of
the room.  The somewhat similar girls paused in their cat fight as
Minako?s voice rang out through the din.

"Stop it NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!" the thundering of the Senshi of Love?s
voice caused all to collapse under the sheer power of her sonic boom,
which was almost as loud as one of Usagi?s famous whines (well it is
said how they are very similar!).  As soon she saw all the rest of the
Senshi groaning on the ground, covering their ears in sheer agony, she
grinned in satisfaction, and continued (albeit a much softer tone).  "I
would like to hear what Usagi is planning to do for Mamoru?s birthday,
and I would appreciate it if you would stop bothering her so I could
find out CHIBI-USA!"

"Sorry," the girl answered contritely, for she remembered all too well
what could happen in the future when Sailor Venus got pissed.  Let?s
just say, bomb shelters came in handy.

"Thank you!" Minako replied brightly in satisfaction.  "Now, Usagi.
Please do continue; what are you gonna do for Mamoru? Give me the
scoop!"

"Oh," Usagi replied "That?s an easy one!  I?m gonna cook  Mamo-chan a
special birthday meal, and Mako-chan, you?re gonna help me!"

To be continued?

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