Title: Waiting For Minako Part 22 Author: Dark Day For Anime (Mark A Page) Email: ayanami@merlin.net.au ICQ: 9845111 IRC: Saitou^Hajime on DALnet #AJAS Fic Rating: We tried, but it defied us at every given stage Waiting for Minako by DDFA (Mark A Page) Part Twentytwo - The Holidays -------------------------------------------------------------------- ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene: The set of "Waiting for Minako". Everything is silent, as everyone has gone home for the holidays. A cleaner is sweeping dust from the floor, whistling to himself. He finds a mallet, hiding behind one of the stacked tables of the restaurant. Cleaner: I wonder if Mokona got what was coming to him. He studies the mallet, picking little bits from the head. Cleaner: Nup. No marshmallow here. Can't have happened, yet. Suddenly, a large, semi-naked figure comes bounding onto the set, staring around himself with manic distrust at his surroundings. He spots the surprised cleaner and levels a finger. Rabies: So, there you are, you kin of those who raped and murdered my grandmother. Cleaner: Pardon? Rabies: Be silent, you freak from the other side of the globe. Bow down to my great intelligence and wit. He crosses his arms and gives the cleaner the manic stare of doom. The cleaner sighs and waves him away. Cleaner: If you're looking for DDFA, you're too late. He's on holidays. Rabies: So, you deny that you are that spawn of convicts, do you? It would be fitting for one of such lowly intellect to end up cleaning the sets of his own series. Cleaner: You're mental, aren't you? Rabies: Be silent, pond scum! If I wish to converse with you, I shall let you know. Otherwise, the only sound I wish to hear emerge from your throat is the choking scream as I throttle you. Rabies brushes the cleaner aside and stomps off into the dark depths of the Id. The cleaner sighs and shakes his head. Cleaner: Fanfic writers. I shall never understand them. Meanwhile, in a small hovel in Adelaide, Australia, DDFA is sitting at his computer. It is 1.12am on December 31st, and he is starting the new year early by consuming an entire bottle of sake in one gulp. His writing strats to bcemoe slihglty dogdy. DDFA: *Heehee* Banzai! Banzai! Banzai! *Uuuuurp* He slumps down in his seat, giggling inanely, staring at his nice new red shirt, an Xmas gift from his mother, commonly referred to as Attilla the Hen, or Warthog to others.... as her growing collection of plushie pigs shall attest to.... He giggles again and downs yet another bottle of sake. DDFA: BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... *hic* Izz goood. Wanna more. Wanna more. Where be da dwink. Hee hee. Nine down, ninetyone to go. *hic* Glad I bought da special Sailor V Partytime Sake. Ain't dat right, Minako-chan. On the other side of the room, sitting in a large armchair, Minako is giggling even more inanely than DDFA. Minako: Yeah, ish kinda shtrange what productsh they'd market in my name. Teeheehee.... DDFA: Like that really shucky healthsh drink. Minako: *Snort* Thatsh tashted like shitsh. I keptsh pushing it on the othersh.... They're sho shtupid. They'd drinksh anything. BWAHAHAHAHA! DDFA: Well you hafta hidesh your manic depresshion shomehow. Minako: I am notsh manic depresshive.... I'm jusht a naughty girlsh. DDFA pauses. DDFA: Hey, you wanna turn dish fic into a shelf-inshert lemon? Minako: You know wheresh to inshert yourshelf! Now gimme another bottlesh of dat shake.... *Snort* Heeheehee. Meanwhile, at the Hikawa Shrine, Rei is plastered on the ceremonial sake and is watching the soccer on tv. Watched on by a worried Yuuichirou. Rei: Come on da REDS! Yuuichirou: Ano.... Rei-chan... Don't you think you've drunk enough? Rei: Shuddup, you! Now get over here and give me a bit of that big, hunky body of yours. Or better still, turn into Mamoru and then give me a bit of that big, hunky body of yours.... Yuuichirou: Rei-chan! The door to the room opens, and Lina Inverse stares in. Lina: Has anyone in here seen that bloody Inverse Layer the bloody writer was going on about a few chapters ago? Rei stares at her, then giggles. Rei: Well, considering you have a voice like Usagi's, I'll lay you if you like. That should keep some people happy. *snort* Yuuichirou: I really think you've had enough to drink, Rei-chan. Lina stares at Rei and Yuuichirou for a couple of seconds. Lina: All things considered, what's in it for me? Rei: All this food. Rei gestures to the other side of the room, where a veritable feast is sitting. Sans black jellybeans, which the shrine has run out of. Lina pauses for several moments. She then takes her cape off. Lina: Well, I'm game if you are. As Yuuichirou's jaw hits the floor, Lina slides the door shut behind her. Meanwhile (you aren't getting a lemon scene out of me that easily ^_^) back in DDFA's little hovel, Minako has fallen on the floor, pissed as a rat, and is asleep, mumbling to herself. Minako: No.... Asai-kun.... Please.... Not at school.... Someone might see us. *Mumble mumble Turtle Scrubs grumble grumble.* DDFA watches her and shrugs, then turns back to his computer. DDFA: I wonder if anyone has actually worked the plot of this fic out, yet. I wonder if I've ever worked out the plot of any fic I've written, yet? Perhaps I should actually finish the scene I ended the last chapter with. Yeah, that'll catch everyone off guard. BWAHAHAHAHA! DDFA starts to type, a little slower than normal, considering his inebriated state, and starts giggling like a fool. On the set of "Waiting for Minako", the cleaner curses. Cleaner: Damn that bastard. Now I'm going to have to rouse all the wankers from their holidays. The cleaner wanders off, mumbling darkly to himself. Meanwhile, in Hades, Usagi is in hot pursuit of the Almighty Bunny- Thing of Doom. Usagi: MATTE! Mokona: Pu! ^_^ As Mokona approaches a street corner, Ryuzaki Umi appears, also holding a large mallet. Umi: So, Mokona.... You thought you could get away from me by hiding in Hades, did you? Mokona: Pu! O_O Mokona comes to a screeching halt as Usagi and Umi come charging in from both directions. Just then, Mokona sprouts angel wings and takes off. Mokona: Pu pu pu pu pu! ^_^ Usagi and Umi watch him rise with surprise, still charging at each other at full speed. Without realising what they are doing, they bring their mallets down on top of each others' heads, and fall to the ground, dazed. Usagi: Not tonight, Rei-chan. I've got a headache.... Umi: You know, Hikaru.... If you turn into a catgirl just once more.... Mokona flutters down and lands atop the two girls, his wings disappearing. Mokona: Pu! ^_^ Suddenly, a large screen descends from the top of one of Hades' tallest buildings, showing highlights from the NukuNuku tv series. In seconds, Hades has been completely abandoned. Except for Mokona, who is pupuing as he watches the edits, sitting back on the two dazed girls. Meanwhile, in the hospital. Makoto: Is it our turn, yet? DDFA: Not yet. Your turn is next chapter. Ami: What, you mean we left the orgy for NOTHING? END OF PART 22 -------------------------------------------------------------------- ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Is DDFA really plastered? Has this affected this fic, whatsoever? Does this mean SIU 35 shall be late? Does anyone really care? Does DDFA know how to use a spellchecker in this state? Or is this all the product of the DT's? For almost no answers to these questions, see in the next exciting chapter of "Waiting for Minako".... The Hangover. Urk! :( _________ / @ \ DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page) / / ^ ^ \ \ ayanami@merlin.net.au /\ Chief Propoganda Officer, Keeper of \/ \/ the Tapes and Co-Founder of the Saitou-chan \___________/ Appreciation Society - Adelaide Japanese /_/ \_\ PU Animation Society Sake 1.0 - Thursday, December 31st 1998 (Dat new year is almost here) KAMPAI!!!!!