CWF RAW #14 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine __________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly Lucas King Kai PLACE: Joe Louis Arena in St. Louis, Missouri __________________________________________ The RAW IS WAR intro starts, then soon ends, as the millions...AND MILLIONS, of CWF fans get up and cheer for the CWF. Soon, JR starts commentating. JR: LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY FROM WHAT SHOULD BE A MONUMOUS PAY-PER-VIEW, THE CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, AND FOLKS, THE TENSION IS IN THE AIR!! YOU CAN FEEL IT, AND IT IS ABOUT TO PICK UP HERE LIVE IN THE JOE LOUIS ARENA!! HELLO EVERYONE, I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, AND KING, YOU KNOW IT AS WELL AS I DO, THAT EVERYONE WILL BE IN A FRENZY!! KING: DO YOU EVER KNOW IT, JR?! EVERYONE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO SURVIVOR SERIES!! Darkpower's music starts up, and he comes out, bombarded by boos. KING: ESPECIALLY THIS GUY!! JR: The CEO of the CWF is coming out here, and yes, he is someone who is REALLY looking forward to the Survivor Series, not only because he is facing Vince McMahon, but also so that he can make Triple H the champion still!! KING: Well, that wasn't the true reason why I was thinking about. JR: Well, what were YOU thinking about?! KING: Well, in HIS mind, Queen Beryl is not DESERVING of the title. I don't think he CARES if Triple H get the title, but he wants to make sure that she DOESN'T win the title. JR: Oh, I'm sure that he's gonna try to make her lose, but I have my disagreements about your comment about him and Triple H. KING: Say what you want, JR!! I bet Triple H comes SECOND! Well, THIRD if you count Vince McMahon!! JR: He's in the ring. CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... JR: That familiar chant echoing in the Joe Louis Arena here, now more than ever. DARKPOWER: SHUT UP!! KING: WOW!! DARKPOWER: WE ARE JUST SIX DAYS AWAY FROM SOME PEOPLE'S FATE!! JR: THAT IS SURVIVOR SERIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! DARKPOWER: YES, THAT IS THE CWF SURVIVOR SERIES!! I WANT TO START OFF WITH THOSE STUPID, UNETHICAL TAG TEAM!!! YES, I AM TALKING ABOUT JESSIE AND JAMES, TEAM ROCKET!! JR: UH OH!! DARKPOWER: TEAM ROCKHEAD, I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE SOMEONE ON HERE TONIGHT, SO I AM GONNA GIVE YOU SOMEONE TO BATTLE, ALRIGHT!! YOU WILL BE FACING BOTH GIOVANNI, AND THE UNDERTAKER TONIGHT!! JR: OH MY!! KING: THE UNDERTAKER WAS SEEN ON SMACK DOWN LAST THURSDAY!! DARKPOWER: OH, WAIT A MINUTE, LET'S DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR NEWEST FRIEND, MONDO!! HOW ABOUT PAIRING HIM UP WITH DANIEL ONE ON ONE HERE TONIGHT!! JR: OH YEAH!! KING: MONDO VS. DANIEL, HERE TONIGHT?! JR: HE'S THROWING HIS WEIGHT AROUND HERE TONIGHT!!! DARKPOWER: NOW TO VINCE MCMAHON!! JR: UH OH!! DARKPOWER: VINCE, I KNOW, YOU KNOW, THESE IDIOTS KNOW THAT I WILL KICK YOUR ASS THIS SUNDAY, BUT I KNOW THAT YOUR SON, SHANE ISN'T ANY BETTER, SO I'M THINKING ABOUT PUTING HIM IN THE RING VS. ARI HERE TONIGHT!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK I WILL!! JR: MY LORD!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! DARKPOWER: GREEN KNIGHT, I HAVE A LITTLE THING FOR YOU, AS WELL!! TONIGHT, LET'S HAVE YOU VS., UM, LETS SEE, SAILOR VENUS!! JR: THE COMMISSONER VS. SAILOR V, THAT TRAIDOR THAT SHE WAS LAST WEEK!! DARKPOWER: NOW, TO YOU, QUEEN BERYL!! JR: UH OH!! KING: OH, I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT!! DARKPOWER: I KNOW YOU AND TRIPLE H ARE TWO OF THE PARTICIPANTS IN THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, BUT WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE GREAT ONE, THE ROCK!! JR: DON'T TELL ME...!! DARKPOWER: TONIGHT, IN THIS VERY RING, YOU WILL SQUARE OFF AGAINST...THE ROCK!! Crowd cheers in acceptance. JR: OH MY!! KING: THE GREAT ONE VS. QB HERE TONIGHT?! JR: WHAT A HELLATIOUS BARNBURNER THAT WILL BE HERE TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! [he leaves] JR: Well, Darkpower himself isn't liked, but the matches that were made here tonight is nothing less than a shocker!! What a hell of a night it is gonna be here tonight!! KING: Well, I can't believe that Jessie and James have to go against Giovanni and the Undertaker!! How in the world can they get past THAT!! JR: Folks, everyone who is involved at Survivor Series this Sunday is here tonight, and that includes Sailor Mercury, who in addition here tonight, will square off against Goku in a non-title, Hardcore Match, and in the mood that Mercury has been in in the past few weeks, it will not be surprising to see Mercury wreak havoc on whoever gets in her way tonight!! Switch to the back, where X-Pac has got a bag filled with a few goodies (don't know what they are yet, though), and is headed to the ring. JR: UH OH!! X-PAC HAS GOT THAT BG, AND CHANCES ARE THAT HE'S HERE TO TRY TO TAUNT ASH BEFORE MSG AND THE SURVIVOR SERIES!! Switch to another part in the back, where King Kai is standing by with Sailor Mars. KAI: Shailor Marsh, lasht Monday, Kurt Angle shaid some pretty mean thingsh abwout your home country, Japan!! What ish going on with THAT!! MARS: KRUT ANGLE, GET OVER IT!! JAPAN IS FRIENDS WITH THE US NOW!! YOU'RE STUCK IN THE PAST!! AND... All of a sudden, Kurt Angle attacks her from behind. JR: THAT'S KURT ANGLE!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!! KURT ANGLE HAS SAILOR MARS, AND THROWS HER...INTO A CRATE!!! GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! WHAT A NIGHT IT'S GONNA BE!! [start CWF plug] ANN.: Three contenders JR: Beryl is in SHOCK....THE ROCK IS IN THE TITLE MATCH....TRIPLE H, THE POMPOUS SOB THAT HE IS!! ANN.: One of them wants the support of a CEO back with her!! BERYL: PLEASE, JUSTIN, I'M SORRY!! WHAT DID I DO?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DP: GOOD RIDDIANCE!! ANN.: ONE THINKS HE IS DESERVING OF WHAT HE'S GOT!! HHH: I AM THE GAME....THERE IS NO ONE WHO IS GONNA STOP ME.....LIKE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!! ANN.: AND ONE JUST WANTS TO BE CALLED THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! ROCK: THE ROCK SAYS THAT DARKPOWER AND TRIPLE H WILL HAVE THEIR ASSES CHECK DIRECTLY INTO, THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL!! ANN.: ONLY ONE CAN WIN IT!! WHO WILL SURVIVE?! CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, PRESENTED LIVE BY 10-10-220, FROM THE BEAUTIFUL MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER THE 28TH, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. X-Pac's music starts, and he comes out. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone, and X-Pac is coming out here with that bag of whatever he has, King!! KING: That isn't toys, is it?! He's not Santa!! JR: Well, he's not jolly, either, but what is in that bag!! We know that he'll face Ash Ketchum for the CWF IC Title this Sunday at Survivor Series!! What is in that bag, though?! That's what I want to know!! X-PAC: Ash, you know, a couple of weeks ago, your show, PokeTRASH!! JR: PLEEZE!! X-PAC: Was accused of something!! I believe that it was that it was Satanic!! JR: UH OH!! KING: He bringing this up NOW!! X-PAC: Ash, now you have every parent worried that their kids are gonna grow up to be some type of devil worshipper or something!! KING: That accusation was proven FALSE, was it!! JR: I definitly would think SO!! X-PAC: So here tonight, I brought some evidence of this claim in this bag!! Let's see what is in this bag, shall we!! JR: What is he getting...[X-Pac pulls out a Pikachu puff doll...WITH RED SKIN, EYES, AND STANGE TEETH, obviously what X-Pac did to it]!! OH GOOD LORD!!! KING: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!! X-PAC: You see this?! PIkachu!! This is EXACTLY what he looks like, people!! YOu want your CHILDREN to SEE THIS!! JR: COME ON!! X-PAC: You want these small kids to grow up like Marylin Manson!! [he throws it off to the side] Let's see what else we've got here!! JR: Marylin MANSON?! KING: Don't ask ME, JR!! X-PAC: Here's another example right HERE [he pulls out a Pokeball toy]!! Now, see the red and white colors on this BALL!! And to name it a BALL by ITSELF!! I mean, are these the colors of SATAN or WHAT?! JR: What is X-Pac doing?! KING: I don't know, but I have to believe that Ash is in the back throwing funiture right now!! JR: Hell, he's probably BREAKING the funiture!! X-PAC: Okay, next example!! [he pulls out a seemily innocent looking Ash figure] Now, you might think that this is harmless. I mean, what is it about this figure that seems to be so EVIL!! Take a look at his cap. [the camera zooms up. It has the...SATANIC numeric code on it (I won't say it!! I'm sure you ALL know what it is)] JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: Uhh, X-Pac, now let's talk about this!! This is now getting a little out of hand!! X-PAC: And the worst of it comes with the trading cards!! Kids rushing out to kill each other over CARDS, from that one company that made a lot of OTHER satanic games!! In fact, I got some right here!! Role Playing. Fun, and soly EVIL!! JR: Now what is he getting?!! KING: I don't know, but this is not going to make Ash happy. He gets out...A SMALL LIGHTER!! JR: WHAT IN THE...?!! KING: IT'S A LIGHTER, JR!! X-PAC: ASH, YOU KNOW THAT THIS STUFF NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED, FOR THE SAKE OF THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND!! JR: DON'T YOU TELL ME...!! KING: IT'LL BE A POKEMON BARBEQUE IN ST. LOUIS!! X-PAC: SO ASH, THE LAST THING THAT'LL BE DESTROYED IS YOUR ASS AT SURVIVOR SERIES, BUT TONIGHT, THIS STUFF IS GOING STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL!! He lights the lighter...AND PROCEEDS TO BURN THE TOYS!! JR: OH MY GOD!! X-PAC IS BURNING THOSE POKEMON TOYS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! KING: THIS WHOLE ARENA'S HEATING UP FROM THE FIRE, JR!! JR: AND SO ARE THOSE TOYS!! MY GOD, WHAT A SICK AND TWISTED ACT BY X- PAC!! THOSE TOYS WERE ALTERED BY X-PAC, AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, GUYS, POKEMON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SATAN, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT!! THIS IS JUST A SICK WAY TO GET ASH INTIMINATED BEFORE SURVIVOR SERIES!! KING: I AGREE, BUT WE NEED A HOSE TO GET THAT FIRE UNDER CONTROL!! JR: TEAM ROCKET VS. GIOVANNI AND THE UNDERTAKER WHEN WE COME BACK!! They go to a break, then come back. Ash's locker room is shown, and he is throwing anything that isn't nailed down. ASH: AHHH!! [throwing a chair] X-PAC, YOU'RE MINE TONIGHT!! [throwing a crate] JR: Ash is IRATE at what has just transpired just a few minutes ago!! It was X-Pac who brought up that Pokemon contreversy, and then went to show [as Team Rocket's music starts playing, and they go back to the ringside area] some ALTERED evidence, which was at first a little funny, but even I thought that X-Pac was actually TRYING to make us think that with that action figure. But it was what happened next that shocked us all. He went to BURN all of those toys that he brought into the ring!! KING: I saw it, all right!! I can't BELIEVE that X-Pac would DO that!! JR: And can you believe how many ENEMIES he MADE with that last segment!! Well, Giovanni and the Undertaker will be squaring off against Team Rocket here, and here they are, and they are ready...UH OH!! KING: YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE, JR!! JR: WHEN DID YOU BECOME THEIR FAN?!! KING: I'VE GROWN TO LIKE THIS PART, JR!! JR: OH!! JESSIE: DARKPOWER, YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH!! YOU WANT TO PUT US UP AGAINST THE WALL?! WELL, YOU ARE PREPARING TO DO JUST ONE THING, AND THAT IS TO....PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!! [crowd cheers] KING: HA HA!! JR: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU BECAME J&J'S FAN, KING!! KING: DON'T INTERRUPT THEM, JR!! JR: I DON'T PLAN TO!! JAMES: AND GIOVANNI AND THAT DEAD ASS SHOULD MAKE THAT SHIZNITS DOUBLE!! KING: HA HA HA!! JR: THIS IS A COMPLETE 180 TURN AROUND FOR YOU, KING!!! JESSIE: TO INFECT THOSE TWO FAT, UGLY ASSES WITH DEVISTATION!! JAMES: TO UNITE ALL ST. LOUIS WITHIN OUR NATION!! KING: AND THAT MEANS ALL OF ST. LOUIS!! JESSIE: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE!! JAMES: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS AND ABOVE, WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS YOU TWO SLOBS HERE TONIGHT!! JESSIE: JESSIE!! JAMES: JAMES!! JESSIE: TEAM ROCKET, BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!! JAMES: GIOVANNI, DEAD MAN, SURRENDER TO US NOW, OR BE PREPAIRED....TO.....FIGHT!!! JR: Well, although King became the all of a SUDDEN TR fan, we are ready for Giovanni to come out here, and here he comes, and...[the lights go out] OH MY GOD!! [the Undertaker comes out to his music, and joins Giovanni] HERE COMES THE PHENOM, WHO LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN, BECAME THE BIGGEST PART OF THE CORPERATION THAT THE CWF HAS SEEN YET!! THERE GETTING INTO THE RING, AND HERE WE GO!! JESSIE AND GIOVANNI NOW, AND THESE TWO HAVE NO LOVE LOST!! Giovanni in a head lock, and now Jessie, sent to the ropes, and a leap frog, and a hip...no, REVERSAL OF THAT VERY WELL EXECUTED HIP TOSS BY JESSIE ON THE SELF-PROCLAIMED LEADER OF TEAM ROCKET!! KING: SELF-PROCLAIMED is not in Giovanni's vocabulary when it comes to THAT subject. JR: I'm sure it DOESN'T!! Giovanni now, to the ropes, and a leap frog by Jessie!! KING: You know what comes up with THIS!! JR: I know, indeed. That extrodinary Jessie-flip, and to the ropes, and...THERE IT IS, AND GIOVANNI IS UP, AND STAYING UP ON THE HELLS OF HER BOOTS THERE, AND NOW, THE JESSIE-FLIP, AND GIOVANNI SOARED ABOUT 10 FEET IN THE AIR WITH THAT, OR SO YOU COULD PROBABLY GUESS!! KING: She calls that the Jessie-flip!! JR: Yeah!! Her name for that monkey flip!! And Giovanni need that tag to the Undertaker here in the early going...oh wait a minute!! KING: It's Butch and Cassidy!! JR: And they aren't coming out to amire the scenery!! This thing is gonna heat up in a hurry!! And now Giovanni makes that tag to the Phenom, and now Jessie...IS NOT SHOWING ANY FEAR, AND GOING SRAIGHT AFTER THE UNDERTAKER, BUT THE UNDERTKAER, SHOVES HER INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW A BLATIANT CHOKE HOLD HERE, AND REFEREE TEDDY LONG CALLS FOR THE FIVE-COUNT, AND NOW THOSE SHOTS TO THE RIB CAGE OF JESSIE!! KING: NOW IT'S JESIE WHO MIGHT NEED THAT TAG!! JR: WHAT ARE THOSE TWO INDIVIDUALS DOING OUT HERE!! BUTCH AND CASSIDY, LOOKING ON, AND NOW BACK TO THE ACTION, AND NOW THE UNDERTAKER, TAKING JESSIE TO THE ROPES, AND NOW...A NICE DDT THAT SENT JESSIE TO THE MAT!!! KING: What are B&C doing out here?! JR: I have no idea, but I surley do hope that they stay on the ramp, and don't come down here to ringside!! Jessie needs that tag, and I mean soon!! The Undertaker makes the tag to Giovanni, and now Giovanni, with shots to the back area, and now a...KNEE DRIVEN RIGHT IN TO THE SMALL OF JESSIE'S BACK, AND JESSIE IS BIG TIME OUT OF IT HERE!! KING: THAT KNEE WENT INTO THE BACK, AND THEN GIOVANNII DROPPED HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT KNEE INTO HER BACK!! JR: Jessie really needs to make the tag here and now!! And Butch and Cassidy, still up top of that ramp!! And now Jessie, back up, and now to the ropes, and missing the closeline has Giovanni, and now...JESSIE TOOK HIM OFF OF HIS FEET WITH THAT DOUBLE CLOSELINE, BUT THIS GIVES HER THE CHANCE TO MAKE THAT TAG TO JAMES, BUT GIOVANNI IS LOOKING FOR THE TAG TO THE PHENOM, AND NOW JESSIE...MAKES THE TAG, AND SO DOES GIOVANNI, BUT JAMES AND THE UNDERTAKER, AND NOW JAMES HAMMERING THE HELL OUT OF THE PHENOM...UH OH!! KING: HERE THEY COME!! JR: BUTCH AND CASSIDY ARE COMING DOWN HERE, AND NOW GIOVANNI IS BACK IN, AND HE SEES B&C THERE!! JAMES NOW, TO THE ROPES, NO REVERSAL, AND GIOVANNI...WAIT A MINUTE!! BUTCH UNNTENTIONALLY TRIPPED GIOVANNI, AND NOW GIOVANNI LOOKS BACK TOWARDS B&C, AND...JAMES HAS THE ROLL UP, 2, AND 3!! J&J HAVE WON THIS THING!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! JR: BUTCH AND CASSIDY UNINTENTIONALLY TRIPPED THE WRONG PERSON, AND NOW GIOVANNI IS IRATE, AND... Switch to the back, where Ash is looking for X-Pac. ASH: X-PAC, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, --- ------ --- - ------!! JR: OH MY!! KING: WOW!! I never thought I hear him say something like THAT!! JR: There's Sailor Mars, as well...UH OH!! They just ran into each other!! MARS: Hey, Ash, have you seen that lowlife, Kurt Angle!! ASH: NOT BY ANY MEANS!! HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SCUM X-PAC!! MARS: No, but I saw what he did!! I don't believe him one BIT!! Listen, I have a plan to get even with both of them on Smack Down this Thursday!! ASH: Well, let's hear it!! JR: A PLAN?! KING: FOR SMACK DOWN THIS THURSDAY?! Switch to another part of the back, where Green Knight is coming out for his match. JR: GK and Sailor V are gonna get it on NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back [start CWF promo] ANN: COMING DECEMBER 20TH, THE CWF WILL OFFICIALLY DO LAUNCH! FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE, THE CARTOON WRESTLEING FEDERATION WILL LAUNCH ITSELF INTO CYBERSPACE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!! THE OFFICIAL CWF WEB SITE!! COMING DECEMBER THE 20TH!! [end CWF promo] Sailor Venus's music starts, and she heads out. JR: Folks, stay tuned for developments on the CWF website! That will be a monumental event when we do LAUNCH!! KING: And get this, I'M on it!! Well, in any case, tonight, CWF RAW IS WAR is brought to you by Burger King. When you have it your way, it just TASTES better. JR: And by Nokita!! Connection PEOPLE!! KING: And by priceline.com, the OFFICIAL airline brokers of the CWF!! JR: Sailor V is in the ring, and she has the mike!! VENUS: SHUT UP!! Crowd boos. VENUS: YOU THINK THAT THOSE STUPID, NO GOOD ASSHOLES IN THE BACK ARE ANY GOOD!! NO WAY!! LOOK AT ME!! DO I LOOK LIKE A GODDESS OR WHAT?! JR: OH PLEEZE!! VENUS: AND I CAN ASSURE YOU, JUPITER, THAT WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY AGAIN, AND WHEN I DO, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!! JR: Venus, that lowlife TRAIDOR she is!! Stabbing her best friend in the back, and here comes GK, and this match is under...oh, wait a minute, here COMES her former best friend, Jupiter!! They were former tag Champs!! KING: Yeah, but that was BEFORE Venus turned her back on her, JR!! JR: And Jupiter is coming into the ring...WITH A STEEL CHAIR, AND...KONKED VENUS WITH THAT THING!! GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! AND NOW GREEN KNIGHT, WITH A...PUMP HANDLE SLAM!! 1....2.....3!! GK WINS THIS FIGHT, GIVE THE ASSIST TO SAILOR JUPITER!! DARKPOWER HAS GOTTA BE SHOCKED!! JUPITER, GETTING RETRIBUTION FOR WHAT HAPPENED A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO!! Switch to the back, where Shane McMahon is coming out to do battle. JR: Shane and Ari!! CEO's son, vs. the President of the CWF, and that will be NEXT!! They go off the air. __________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE #14 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine __________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly Lucas King Kai PLACE: Joe Louis Arena in St. Louis, Missouri __________________________________________ They come back from break!! Shane's music starts, and he heads out to the arena. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone!! Shane McMahon is gonna go one on one with Ari, the PRESIDENT of the CWF!! This was signewd by darkpower at the beggining of this broadcast, and one has gotta BELIEVE that something is gonna happen with this matchup, King!! KING: Two of the highest individuals in the CWF, Shane and Ari, are gonna get it on here, and here comes the Pres...AHH!! JR: SHANE MET HIM ON THE RAMP, AND HERE WE GO!! SHANE, SENDING ARI INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! AND ARI IS HAVING TROUBLES WITH SHANE MCMAHON, SUCH AS DANIEL MIGHT HAVE HIS TROUBLES WITH MONDO HERE TONIGHT!! LIKE WHAT WE COULD SEE OUT OF BERYL VS. THE ROCK, AND WHAT A MATCH THAT WILL BE HERE TONIGHT!! KING: I can't believe THAT!! Those two will DESTROY each other. JR: Ari, missing with the closeline, and a TACKLE BY SHANE, AND NOW RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE OF ARI FROM THE BOY WONDER, SHANE MCMAHON!! SHANE, BACK TO HIS FEET, AND...OH NO!! HERE COMES DARKPOWER WITH A CHAIR...WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S VINCE MCMAHON, AND NOW DARKPOWER AND VINE ARE FIGHTING, AND NOW SHANE HAS A CHAIR OF HIS OWN, AND NEITER THE REF OR ARI SEES SHANE WITH CHARIR IN HAND, AND ARI...GOT HIS LIGHTS OUT BY THAT CHAIR, AND NOW...UH OH!! KING: ARE WE GONNA SEE IT?!! JR: YES, THE...BRONCO BUSTER!! AND NOW THE COVER, 2, AND 3!! SHANE MCMAHON GETS THE EASY WIN THERE, AND VINCE AND DARKPOWER ARE STILL ON THAT RAMP, GETTING IT ON, AND NOW SHANE IS COMNING TO HELP HIS FATHER, AND NOW ARI IS BACK UP!! THIS COULD GO ALL NIGHT IF THEY REALLY WANTED IT TO!! Switch to the back, where Sailor Mercury is coming out for her match. JR: Sailor Mercury is coming out, getting ready for...King, I'm being told that something has happened in the back!! Something is going on, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! [start CWF plug] ANN.: Three contenders JR: Beryl is in SHOCK....THE ROCK IS IN THE TITLE MATCH....TRIPLE H, THE POMPOUS SOB THAT HE IS!! ANN.: One of them wants the support of a CEO back with her!! BERYL: PLEASE, JUSTIN, I'M SORRY!! WHAT DID I DO?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DP: GOOD RIDDIANCE!! ANN.: ONE THINKS HE IS DESERVING OF WHAT HE'S GOT!! HHH: I AM THE GAME....THERE IS NO ONE WHO IS GONNA STOP ME.....LIKE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!! ANN.: AND ONE JUST WANTS TO BE CALLED THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! ROCK: THE ROCK SAYS THAT DARKPOWER AND TRIPLE H WILL HAVE THEIR ASSES CHECK DIRECTLY INTO, THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL!! ANN.: ONLY ONE CAN WIN IT!! WHO WILL SURVIVE?! CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, PRESENTED LIVE BY 10-10-220, FROM THE BEAUTIFUL MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER THE 28TH, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back in Misty's locker room. Misty is bleeding all over, and her locker room was spraypainted by someone. JR: We are back, ladies and gentlemen, and Misty is hurt by someone, and now Ash and Sailor Mars have come here, as well as the paramedics!! KING: What happened back there?! Who attacked her?! JR: I don't...OH MY GOD!! King, look at what's spraypainted on her BACK!! KING: [reading] Pokemon are a spawn of SATAN!! JR: I think we would know who did THIS!! It was DX, and X-Pac especially!! KING: WOW!! I've never seen anything LIKE this in my LIFE!!! JR: X-Pac is really making a statement with this entire satanic references and Pokemon, ladies and gentlemen, and the CWF does NOT condone THESE actions by X-Pac one BIT!! KING: Who WOULD, JR?! JR: Good question, King!! In any event, you know that there will be hell to pay when Ash and X-Pac meet. This thing has just gotten PERSONAL INDEED!! Switch back to ringside, where Sailor Mercury is standing in the ring. MERCURY: YOU KNOW, IN JUST SIX DAYS, MANKIND WILL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE TAKEN OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT FOR SOME TIME, THEN COME BACK TO SEE THAT THE FANS ABANDON YOU!! FORGET ABOUT YOU!! MICK, YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, AND TONIGHT, I'M GONNA SET AN EXAMPLE HERE WITH GOKU!! MICK, YOU WATCH ME TAKE OUT THIS LOSER!! TONIGHT, IT'S DO OR DIE, AND GOKU IS THE UNLUCKY PERSON TONIGHT!! JR: WOW!! Goku's muic starts, and he comes out to ringside. KING: Well, Goku's coming out here, but JR, did you see Misty's LOCKER ROOM?! JR: I most CERTANILY saw it, KING!! Folks, the CWF has no objections to the freedom of expression, and the views by X-Pac do not NECESSARILY reflect the views of the CWF or it's employees, as well as the fans who watch us everyday. I PERSONALLY don't see Pokemon as EVIL, but X-Pac certanily DOES, but he is taking this bit a little too far than what it SHOULD'VE been, and here we go!! Mercury and Goku here, and remember that this is a non-title hardcore matchup!! Mercury now, ducking under that closeline, and MErcury...GETS SENT UP ON THAT BACK BODY DROP, AND MERCURY IS QUICKLY BCK UP, AND GOKU WITH A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION, AND A FULL NELSON INTO A SLAM THERE, AND NOW GOKU GOING UNDER THE RING FOR A TABLE, IT LOOKS LIKE, AND NOW GOKU HAS THAT THING SET UP OUTSIDE HERE IN FRONT OF US!! KING: What is he gonna do with that?! JR: He has Mercury now, and to the outside again, and now a body slam onto that table.This doesn't look good, and now Goku, back in, and now Goku, to the far side, and OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND LANDING ON THAT TABLE, BUT MERCURY GOT OUT OF THE WAY, AND THE TABLE BROKE, AND NOW MERCURY HAS THAT FRYING PAN!! AND NOW HITTING GOKU WITH IT, BUT SHE ISN'T STOPPING!! KING: SHE'S HITTING HIM REPEADITLY OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT FRYING PAN!! JR: REFEREE MIKE KIOTA IS FINALLY TELLING MERC TO...MERCURY JUST HIT KIOTA WITH THAT FRYING PAN!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE THINKING ABOUT?! AND BACK TO GOKU, WHO HAS HIS FACE BUSTED OPENED, AND HE NEEDS SOME HELP AND FAST!! NOW WHAT IS MERCURY GETTTING...THAT'S...A CATTLE PROD!! OH MY GOD!! KING: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT THING CAN DO, JR!! JR: Oh my God!! Those things can put a MULE out of it's misery!! Imagine what [Mercury uses it on Goku] OH MY GOD!! MERCURY IS USING THAT DAMN CATTLE PROD ON GOKU, AND HE SWIRMING IN EXTREME PAIN, AND SHE'S NOT LETTING GO, AND NOW A HANDFUL OF REFEREES ARE COMING TO STOP HER, AND MERCURY IS FENDING THEM OFF WITH THAT CATTLE PROD, AND WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW!! GOOD LORD!! BACK TO GOKU AND THAT CATTLE PROD IS RIGHT BACK ON GOKU! AND FINALLY REFEREES GET THAT DAMN THING OUT OF HER HANDS, AND...OH MY GOD!! SHE JUST GOT TIM WHITE WITH A RIGHT HAND, AND EARL HEBNER GETS THE SAME!! AND THE REFEREES ARE KEEPING THEIR DISTANCE NOW!! KING: WHAT'S THE DECISION HERE?! JR: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT THIS IS A SCARY SITUATION HERE!! JUST SIX DAYS UNTIL SURVIVOR SERIES, AND...A CHAIN ROPE!! MY GOD!! MERCURY HAS SNAPPED HERE!! AND NOW TO THE FACE OF GOKU!! SOMEONE STOP THIS!! AND...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES MANKIND!! MICK FOLEY IS GONNA TRY TO GET THIS THING UNDER CONTROL...OH MY!! HE GOT NAILED BY MERCURY HERE!! AND SHE HAS THAT CATTLE PROD AGAIN, AND...ONTO MICK WITH THAT PROD!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!! THIS IS ENOUGH!! KING: MERCURY HAS SNAPPED, JR!! WATCH IT!! SHE MAY COME AFTER US, HERE!! JR: MERCURY IS IRATE!! HER TEMPER HAS FLOWN WAY OERBOARD, AND NOW A SEA OF OFFICIALS ARE TRYING TO END THIS THING, AND SHE'S TRYING TO FEND OFF ALL OF THEM!! WHAT IS THIS GONNA TALK TO GET HER TO STOP THIS!! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS NOW!! JR: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET HER AWAY FROM... All of a sudden, Mercury grabs JR, and pulls him out of the commentating table. KING: AHH, JR!! MERCURY HAS HIM...OH MY GOD!! THAT CATTLE PROD...AHH!! JR IS BEING SHOCKED BY THAT CATTLE PROD, LITTERLY!! AND FINALLY THE REFS GOT HER OUT OF THAT AREA, AND ARE NOW ESCORTING HER...OH MY GOD, SHE'S BROKEN FREE!! WE HAVE A CAR WREAK OUT HERE!! UH OH!! THE UNIFORMED OFICIALS NOW!! THE ST. LOUIS COPS NOW ARE TRYING TO STOP HER!! AND SHE'S GETTING OUT OF HERE NOW!! ALL HELL'S BROKEN LOOSE HERE!! MY LORD!! WE NEED HELP OUT HERE NOW!! Mercury had snapped and these are the consiquenses!! They go to a break, then come back. KING: If you missed it, here it is again!! Sailor Mercury was in a hardcore match against Goku, when she snapped!! She went after officials, after Mick Foley, and even after Good Ol' JR!! Everyone is in the back, getting medical treatment, and [as they come back to ringside, and Daniel's music starts] I guess the show's moving on here!! Daniel and Mondo is going to be next, and Daniel is set for action!! Well all I know right now is that 10-10-220 presents CWF Survivor Series. Live from Madison Square Garden this Sunday, only on Pay-Per-View. And I guess that I'm being joined by Serena Sommers. Serena, I can't believe what we have seen here. Mondo's music plays, and he comes out to ringside. SERENA: Well, I come in at a GOOD time, now DO I?! KING: No KIDDING!! SERENA: What a night this has BEEN!! We've had X-Pac make false claims about Pokemon being satanic, and taking those to great extremems!! We've seen Mercury SNAP out of the BLUE, and we've seen just about everything ELSE here tonight!! And we STILL have some more to go here tonight!! KING: Well, Mondo and Daniel are ready to go!! SERENA: This was made by Darkpower eariler tonight, as he was making matches at the fly. Daniel and Mondo hook it up now, and now an irish whip to the far side, and Mondo with a sholder block... GIOVANNI: Hey, MONDO!! SERENA: UH OH!! On that Titan Tron!! GIOVANNI: You want to see what your FRIENDS are getting!! Take a LOOK!! He then sees Jessie and James with Butch and Cassidy. All of a sudden, they are...THROWN DOWN SOME STAIRS, AND THEY HIT EACH ONE ON THE WAY DOWN!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! DANIEL: HEY MONDO, YOU FREAK, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT, HUH!! SERENA: MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS GIOVANNI THINKING?!! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT MONDO IS TRYNG TO GET BACK THERE!! THIS IS NOT GOOD!! SERENA: WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT?! MONDO IS LOOKING FOR JESSIE AND JAMES!! THOSE THREE INGRATES!! BUTCH, CASSIDY, AND GIOVANNI!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK?!! They go to a break, then come back to a replay. SERENA: AS IF THIS NIGHT COULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT, GIOVANNNI, BUTCH, AND CASSIDY SHOWED WHO THEY REALLY WERE WHEN THEY SENT JESSIE AND JAMES DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS INTO SOME KIND OF BOILER ROOM IN THE JOE LOUIS ARENA!! KING: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! NOT ONE BIT!! SERENA: MY GOD!! THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN TOO MUCH FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE!! Switch to the back, where Ash is still looking for DX!! ASH: YOU ASSHOLES!! YOU WANNA HURT MISTY!! COME ON!! SERENA: Ash looking for DX, and rightfully SO!! KING: Ash is IRATE!! Listen to how LOUD he's getting!! SERENA: His friend were hurt by those COWARDS for DX, and X-Pac most certanily has to take most of that responsibility, because it was him that brought it up with Pokemon being evil, and it has escalated into a war here!! KING: He could find them before this night is over. SERENA: X-Pac has got hell to pay... Switch to the back, where the Rock is coming out for his match. SERENA: COMING UP NEXT, THE ROCK!! QUEEN BERYL!!! ONE ON ONE, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL..........WHAT THE ROCK...........IS COOKIN!! SERENA: WE ARE BACK FOR MORE RAW, AND WE HAVE TAKEN THE LAST OF OUR COMMERCIAL BREAKS!! WE ARE STAYING HERE FOR THE DURATION OF THIS MATCHUP, AND THE ROCK IS INT HE RING, AND THE ROCK...UH OH!! ROCK: FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK, TO ST. LOUIS!! SERENA: THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION COULD BE JUSTIFIED AFTER THIS SUNDAY!! ROCK: QUEEN BERYL, TONIGHT, THE ROCK WILL DO TO YOU WHAT... DARKPOWER: HEY ROCK!! SERENA: OH, WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT?! DARKPOWER: I HATE TO INTERRUPT, BUT IN CASE YOU WANTED TO KNOW, I WILL BE AT RINGSIDE DOING A LITTLE COMMENTARY FOR THIS MATCH!! SERENA: He's coming over HERE?! KING: ALL RIGHT!! ROCK: DARKPOWER, YOU WILL PAY FOR INTERRUPTING THE GREAT ONE!! NOW, QUEEN BERYL, YOU COME OUT HERE, SO THE ROCK CAN CHECK YOUR CANDY ASS STRAIGHT INTO THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL, IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLL......WHAT THE ROCK.......... CROWD: .......IS COOKIN'!! ROCK:.................................................................. ..............................................IS COOKIN'!! Negamusic starts, and Beryl comes out. SERENA: Well, here comes Queen Beryl, and Darkpower, welcome to the table here!! DARKPOWER: You're NOT thanked!! KING: WOAH!! SERENA: In any case, here we go!! Darkpower, we need to ask, what were your reasons for doing what you DID to Beryl at No Mercy a while back?! DARKPOWER: My intentions were CLEAR!! Beryl is an ugly stank that deserves to be alone!! SERENA: How in the hell can you SAY that?! DARKPOWER: That's what I THINK!! KING: Well, Beryl is on a roll, taking out the Rock...AHHH!! DARKPOWER: Yeah!! She won't be like that at Survivor Series!! SERENA: Well, Beryl now, with the Rock, and now...WAIT A MINUTE!! TRIPLE H IS COMING OUT HERE!! DARKPOWER: MY MAN!! TRIPLE H!! HE'LL TAKE CARE OF THESE LOSERS!! UH OH!! SERENA: TRIPLE H IS IN THE RING, AND THIS THING HAS EXPLODED!! EARL HEBNER CALLED FOR THE BELL!! DP: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT...NO NO NO NO!! SERENA: BERYL HAS YOUR 'MAN' IN THE PSYCHODRIVERM AND, DOWN HE GOES INTO THE CANVAS!! DP: THAT STUPID LITTLE...!! KING: LOOK AT THE ROCK NOW!! DP: NOT THIS! NOT NOW!! I NEED TO STOP THIS!! SERENA: DP IS GONNA TO STOP!! WAIT A MINTUTE, BERYL....NAILS DP, AND NOW ROCK, WITH...THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!! MY LORD!! IS THIS THE CHAOS WE SHOUDL EXPECT FOR SURVIVOR SERIES!! SIX DAYS AWAY, AND ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOSE!! They go off the air. SS is this Sunday. Orders are appreciated, as well as feedback on this RAW (I KNOW you have comments). See ya!!