CWF RAW #13 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine __________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly Lucas Serena Sommers PLACE: Hartfort Civic Center in Hartfort, Connecticut __________________________________________ A flashback of Survivor Series shows. KING: HERE COMES THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY AGAIN!! JR: WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE!!! HE IS GONNA TRY TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, WHICH IS SCREW QUEEN BERYL OUT OF THE TITLE, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES SOMEONE IN...A NEGAGENERAL SUIT, AND HE HAS A CHAIR!!....WAIT A MINUTE, KING, THAT'S...SANIKITE!! SANIKITE HAS JUST MADE HIS PRESENCE FELT, AS HE HIT DP IN THE BCK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR, AND THAT CHAIR HAS A DENT IN IT!! KING: LOOK AT BERYL!! SHE'S LOVE STRUCK!! JR: SHE IS, AND NOW SANIKITE COMES ONTO THE APRON, AND HE WANTS BERYL!! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO...?! They...KISS!! JR: OH MY GOD!!! KING: WHAT!! JR: SHE'S FOUND A NEW LOVE!! THIS IS THE PERSON THAT GOT HER TO DO THE RIGHT THING!! DARKPOWER IS STILL OUT, AND NOW BERYL...IS BEING CARRIED OUT OF HERE BY SANIKITE, AND LOOK AT TRIPLE H!! KING: HE'S ENRAGED!! JR: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! BERYL AND SANIKITE HAVE LEFT THE ARENA!! ...WAIT A MINUTE!! THE ROCK CAUGHT HIM!!! ROCK BOTTOM TIME, AND HE...DELIVERS!!! HE DELIVERS,...THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!! AND THE COVER!!! 1......2........3!!! WE HAVE A NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION!! CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NNNNNEEEEEEWWWW CWF WORLD CHAMPION, THE ROCK!!! ...JR: THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION!!! The RAW IS WAR intro starts, then soon ends, and then the camera start to show the fans, as they are jam packed in the Hartfort Civic Center in Hartfort, Conn. JR soon starts commentating. JR: LAST NIGHT AT SURVIVOR SERIES, WE CROWNED NEW CHAMPIONS THAT WERE DESERVING OF THE TITLES THEY WERE GIVEN, AND THAT WAS INCLUDING THE NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION, THE ROCK!! WE ARE LIVE IN THE HATFORT CIVIC CENTER IN HARTFORT CONNECICUT FOR RAW IS WAR!! I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER, AND KING, LAST NIGHT, AT THE SURVIVOR SERIES, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAPPENED!! KING: YOU'RE NOT KIDDING!! A NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION, A NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, AND A NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION!! BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLL.........WHAT THE ROCK........IS COOKIN'!! JR: AND HERE HE COMES!! THE CWF CHAMPION, THE ROCK!! LAST NIGHT, TRIPLE H NEVER EVEN SAW THE ROCK GIVING HIM THE ROCK BOTTOM, AND THEN THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!! AS BEFORE, HE WAS MORE CONCERNED FOR BERYL'S LOVE LIFE THAN THE MATCH FOR THE CWF TITLE, AND THAT REALLY COST HIM, KING!! KING: IT CERTANILY DID!! BUT WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, IF BERYL WAS CARRIED OUT OF MSG LAST NIGHT DURING THE MATCH, DID SHE FORGET THAT THERE WAS A MATCH FOR THE CWF TITLE!! JR: I WOULD HAVE NO IDEA, AND NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT, THAT IS A QUESTION THAT MAY JUST BE ANSWERED!! ALSO, IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, KING KAI WILL JOIN US FOR COLOR COMMENTARY AGAIN, AND YOU KNOW THAT HE'S GONNA HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP THAT HAS A LOT TO SAY!! ROCK: FINALLY, THE ROCK...NO, THE GREAT ONE IS MISTAKEN!! LET HIM REPHRASE THAT!! FINALLY,..THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP, HAS COME BACK, TO HARTFORT!! Crowd cheers. JR: That has a nice sound to it, let me tell you that much!! ROCK: Last night, Survivor Series, Triple Threat, WORLD TITLE MATCH!!! Triple H, you made a huge and terrible mistake, when you looked up, and saw Beryl get carried off, by...uhh, what was...that is right, it does not MATTER what his name is!! JR: That was Sankite, for those of you who care!! ROCK: And you turned your back on the Rock!! You turned your back on...THE GREAT ONE!! JR: TRIPLE H LOST ATTENTION TO THE MATCH, AND THE ROCK CAPALIZED ON THE MISTAKE BIG TIME!! ROCK: WHEN YOU DID, THE GREAT ONE, AND THE MILLIONS....!! CROWD:...AND MILLIONS!! ROCK: OF ROCK'S FANS KNEW THAT IT WAS TIME TO DO WHAT THE ROCK DOES BEST, AND THAT WAS LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS!! KING: HA HA!! JR: AND HE GAINED THE WORLD TITLE BECAUSE OF IT!! ROCK: TONIGHT, YOU LOOK ON YOUR SHOLDER, AND YOU SEE WHAT THE ROCK SEES, AND THAT IS A BUNCH OF MONKEY PISS WHERE THE TITLE ONCE WAS!! KING: HA HA!! ROCK: BUT NOW, THE ROCK SAYS THAT THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE SOLITARY PERSON IN THE BACK WHO IS DESERVING OF THE PEOPLE'S GOLD!! HOWEVER, IF YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE THE ROCK, YOU WANK DOWN THE PEOPLE'S RAMP, YOU GET INTO THE PEOPLE'S RING, AND YOU LOOK AT THE ROCK, AND YOU SAY STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE, AND YOU SAY THAT TONIGHT, IN THIS RING, YOU WANNA GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!! JR: AN OPEN CHALLENGE FOR THE TITLE HERE TONIGHT!! KING: HE'S GOTTA BE KIDDING?! JR: I DON'T THINK HE...!! Negamusic starts to play, and Beryl and Sanikite come out, cheered by the fans. KING: UH OH!! JR: NOW THAT LAST NIGHT IS SAID AND DONE, BERYL WANTS THE SHOT FOR THE TITLE!! BERYL: LAST NIGHT, ROCK, YOU ALSO SAW ME AND SANIKITE GETTING TOGETHER, AND ME BEING IN THE BEST ARMS IN THE WORLD!! BUT THAT WAS LAST NIGHT!! TONIGHT, IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS!! ROCK, WHY DON'T WE FINISH WHAT WE STARTED!! TONIGHT, IN THAT VERY RING, I WILL GO ONE ON ONE WITH YOU, ROCK, AND I WILL TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE, IN MY EYES, AND THAT IS THE CWF WORLD TITLE!! WHAT ABOUT IT, ROCK!! JR: BERYL IS ACCEPTING THIS OPEN CHALLENGE HERE TONIGHT!! ROCK: BERYL, THE ROCK SAYS THAT YOU CAN GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE HERE TONIGHT!! BUT, THE ROCK WANTS TO KNOW SOMETHING!! YOU'RE STANDING NOW BEFORE YOUR LOVER, SANKITE, GAWKING AT HIM, FLIRTING WITH HIM!! LET THE GREAT ONE ASK YOU A QUESTION!! DO YOU HAVE THIS FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOUR WITH HIM?! BERYL: [nods a yes] ROCK: YOU FEEL THIS WARM, SENSUAL FEELING GOING UP AND DOWN YOUR BODY!! Beryl nods yes. ROCK: Well, the Rock says that it's probably gas, so the Rock... The gloomy Team Rocket music comes on, and Giovanni comes out to the music. JR: Wait a minute!! KING: What does GIOVANNI have to do with this?!! JR: I have no idea, but for some reason, he is out here!! GIOVANNI: Rock, you know as well as I do, that YOU are the one not worthy of that title belt around your waste!! And I know that tonight, this bitch right here is not worthy of the title, either!! JR: UH OH!! GIOVANNI: And I want a shot at the title, as well, so step aside, Queen Beryl, because I want my fair shot at the title here tonight!! BERYL: Oh REALLY!! You think that you can get MY shot at the title?! GIOVANNI: Correction, MY shot at the title... ROCK: WOAH WOAH WOAH!! If you two would just shut up, open your ears, and just listen, because they are chanting the Rock's name!! CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY... KING: THEY ARE!! JR: THEY LOVE HIM HERE IN HARTFORT, CONNECTICUT!! ROCK: IF YOU TWO WANT TO GO AFTER THE GREAT ONE SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU TWO SEE WHO WILL BE GOING ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE IN A MATCH!! THE WINNER GETS TO MEET THE PEOPLE CHAMP FOR THE PEOPLE'S TITLE BELT!! JR: WOAH!! THEY COULD DO THAT INSTEAD OF ALL OF THIS!! BERYL: LIKE I REALLY NEED TO KICK THIS ASSHOLE'S ASS TO GET THAT TITLE SHOT!! GIOVANNI: YOU SHOULD LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YOU BITCH!! KING: WOAH!!! JR: THEY'RE GONNA FIGHT ALL NIGHT, KING!! GIOVANNI: SO, YOU THINK YOU CAN KICK MY ASS TONIGHT!! I'LL PARTAKE ON THE ROCK'S SUGGESTION, AND YOU CAN BE HUMILIATED TONIGHT, WHILE I'LL GET MY TITLE, AND I DO MEAN MY TITLE!! BERYL: I'LL SEE YOUR ASS IN THE RING TONIGHT!! [she exits] JR: So tonight in that very ring, it'll be Beryl vs. Goivanni, the winner to meet the Rock later on in this telecast, and King, you have to believe that things are gonna become ugly in that ring!! KING: That is right, JR, and that's just a fraction of what we will se tonight!! JR: King Kai will join us in just a few minutes, and King, you know as well as I do, he will spew out his thoughts on Survivor Series last night. KING: And aslo here tonight, Daniel is back with Team Rocket's Jessie and James, and Butch and Cassidy are not too happy about what happened last night with them. JR: Plus, Triple H is here, and we will hear from him about HIS take on the Survivor Series last night, and King, he cannot be too happy. KING: No kidding, JR, and we will finally see tonight, Sailor Venus vs. Sailor Jupiter!! This has been brewng for weeks, and we will finally see a memorial match here tonight with that one. JR: And the new Intercontinental Champion, Ash Ketchum, is here tonight, and does he deserve all the credit in the world with the way he fought to get that title!! Switch to the back, where Tuxedo Mask is arriving into the building. JR: And there's Tuxedo Mask, and what is he here for?! KING: He looks like he has something on his... All of a sudden, the Bulldog and the Mean Street Possee attack him from behind. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! THE BRITISH BULLDOG AND THE MEAN STREET POSSEE HAVE JUST DISMANTLED TUXDO MASK IN THE BACK!! WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT, AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: THE NIGHT TO REMEMBER!! WHITE: SOMEONE GET SOME HELP!! JR: WHAT HAPPENED?! Pluto got to Rubeus just fine. KING: OH MY GOD!! SHE'S COLLAPSED!! ANN.: The night of flame rekindling... JR: DANIEL, JESSIE, AND JAMES!! BACK TOGETHER AT LAST!! AND NOW TEAM ROCKET IS STRONGER THAN EVER!! ANN.: AND THE NIGHT WHERE DREAMS FALL APART AT THE SEAMS!! Beryl and Sanikite...KISS!! ..JR: ...BERYL...IS BEING CARRIED OUT OF HERE BY SANIKITE, AND LOOK AT TRIPLE H!! KING: HE'S ENRAGED!! JR: 1......2........3!!!... KING: THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION,.... ANN.: THE NIGHT THAT WAS CWF SURVIVOR SERIES!! SEE THE ENCORE PRESENTATON, TOMMORROW NIGHT , EXCLUSIVLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. King Kai has joined the ringside commentary position. JR: We have King Kai joining us here, and just a few minutes ago, it was the Bulldog and the Mean Street Possee who started to attack Tuxedo mask, for whatever reason!! KING: I have no idea, but I bet that Tuxedo mask is looking for them right now!! BG: One two...is this on?! HA! Yo Jimmy, hit me with that Triple H.... JR: Coming off the heels of Survivor Series, we have crowned a NEW CWF Champion, in the form of The Rock! KING: Yeah, but that's not all what happened! Triple H wanted to finish off Queen Beryl, but instead, she was carried out of Madison Square Garden, BY SANIKITE!! KAI: And needlesh to shay, Triple H washn't too pleashed! Beryl found a NEW LOVE, and The Great One shimply finished off Triple H! HHH is in the ring. CROWD: [chanting] ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE... KAI: Shtill fitsh like a glove, JR! HHH: LIKE I GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK!! KING: WOW!! HHH: Not less than 24 hours ago, I was SCREWED OUT OF THE CWF TITLE! QUEEN BITCH, I PROMISE YOU THAT THIS ISN'T OVER! AFTER I GET DONE WITH YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND SANI-CRACKHEAD, OR WHATEVER THE HELL HIS NAME IS...I'M GONNA DESTROY YOUR NEGASLEEZY ASS ONCE AND FOR ALL! JR: We understand that both Beryl AND Sanikite are in the building here tonight! HHH: NOW, back to the title... However, the commissioner's music starts, and he walks out to the ring. KING: WHAT?! KAI: IT'S THE COMMISH! JR: COMMISSIONER GREEN KNIGHT HAS CAME DONW TO RINGSIDE, BUT FOR WHAT, WE'RE UNCERTAIN! GK: HUNTER, HUNTER, HUNTER... While you are still smarting from your defeat at Survivor Series, and if I may interrupt your ranting for just one second...I'd like to talk to you. HHH: What in the HELL could YOU possibly have to say to ME?! GK: Plenty. JR: Uh-oh! KING: This could be volitable, JR! GK: Now, I'm not gonna lie to you. You are NOT going to get a title shot at the Great One here tonight. HHH: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! GK: Easy, Hunter! But I will give you THIS. TONIGHT, in this very ring, you will wrestle for the number one contendership. Triple H is still angry. KAI: Don't be sho ungateful, Triple H KING: But who's he gon- GK: AGAINST GOKU!!! Crowd is ecstatic. GK: THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT! GK's music picks up as he leaves. JR: WOW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! TRIPLE H TO MEET GOKU FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP HERE TONIGHT?! KING: THAT IS NOT RIGHT, JR! TRIPLE H GOT SCREWED OUT OF THE CHAMPI- HHH: HEY! JUST LET ME TELL YOU THIS! GOKU, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! YOU BETTER JUST FOREFIT NOW, BECAUSE IF I LOSE, THEN YOU'RE GONNA PAY, AND PAY DEARLY...IN GOHAN'S BLOOD! JR: OH MY GOD! TRIPLE H IS IRATE, AND GOHAN IS A WANTED BOY!! KAI: THAT'SH GOING WAY TOO FAR! KING: But remember, he said if he doesn't WIN the match!! Goku then appears on the Titantron. GOKU: TRIPLE H!! JR: UH OH!! GOKU: I'LL FACE YOU FOR THAT SPOT, BUT SO HELP ME GOD, IF YOU LAY ONE FINGER ON MY SON, YOU WILL FICE DIRE CONSIQUENSES!! YOU LAY OFF OF HIM!! JR: YEAH!! HHH: YOU DON'T SCARE ME, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!! TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNA FIND YOUR USELESS CHILD RIGHT NOW, AND SHOW HIM WHY I AM THE GAME!! [he walks out] JR: Oh my God!! KING: This is not good. KAI: I agree thish ish not gonna bwe a pretty shite!! They go to a break, then come back in the back, where Triple H is in the DX locker room. HHH: Okay, you guys, we're gonna find that little kid, and rip him to shreads!! Now, we need to... X-PAC: Triple H, I want to teach Ash a lesson for stealing my title last night. HHH: You'll get the chance to, X-Pac!! But I need to teach that bastard, Goku, that no one messes with DX!! NOBODY!! Now go and find him!! I know he's in this building!! Go back to ringside, and the Bulldog's music starts up. JR: That is gonna be hellish if they find him in the Hartfort Civic Center here tonight!! Well, ladies and gentlemen, the British Bulldog is coming out here, and apparently, he's gonna come out here to acknowledge the fact that he and the Mean Street Possee attacked Tuxedo mask earlier tonight!! KING: Well, all I know is that tonight, RAW IS WAR is presented by 10- 10-220!! Dial it and talk up to 20 minutes with 10-10-220!! KAI: And by Magic: The Gathering. The ULTIMATE game of shtagety. Magic: The Gathering, THE TRADING CARD GAME!! JR: And by Burger King!! When you have it your way, it just tastes better. BULLDOG: Tuxedo MASK, just a little while ago you felt what it was like to have your ass kicked at the hands of the Bulldog!! Now, if you have any balls in you, then you would come out here and face me!! Or are you just a sick and cowardly litle FREAK, like you ARE!! JR: UH OH!! BULLDOG: Let's see how much your BARK is better than your BITE!! Come on out here and face me, you PUSS!! KING: WOAH!! KAI: That may have gotten hish attention tonight!! Tuxedo Mask's music plays, and he comes out, mike in hand. JR: UH OH!! KAI: The Bwulldog wanted him, and he GOT HIM!! MASK: Me, a PUSS?!! Who was the one who attacked me FROM BEHND, HUH?! Who was the one that needed three other guys to kick my ass, huh?! You should look who's talking... BULLDOG: Woah woah woah!! Now Mr. Mask, we could sit around here all day, and talk about how much you SUCK as a main eventer, but I have something that may get your attention! Roll the footage I have!! Come on, show it for this asshole!! Come on!! They put footage of the RAW beefore No Mercy, when Jeff Jarrett push a dumpster with Serena Sommers in it off of the stage. JR: Wait a minute, that was back five weeks ago!! KAI: I am shure that Mashk didn't forget abwout THAT one a BWIT!! BULLDOG: Do you see that?! You couldn't of even helped your BITCH!! You couldn't even help that poor woman, as she went off in a DUMPSTER!! And look at her face when they got herout of there!! That was YOUR fault, Tuxedo Mask!! JR: That's not TRUE!! Who was the one that PUSHED the dumpster, Bulldog?!! BULLDOG: And you know, Serena knows it, as well!! So, last night, since she wasn't at Survivor Series, and I wasn't, either,you might want to wonder where we were!! You might want to wonder what we were doing!! JR: UH OH!! KING: UH OH!! KAI: HE DOESHN'T WANT TO GO THERE TONIGHT!! BULLDOG: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE WERE DOING!! We were in a New York Hotel, and what we did, is we got the same room!! Just a coincidence!! No foul play involved!! But then Serena said, and I quote, "Hey, Bulldog, you are such a STUD, and I want you on top on ME!!" KAI: UH OH!! JR: Come on, now!! BULLDOG: And you know what I did?! I GAVE HER HER WISH, AND I GAVE HER THE RIDE OF HER LIFE, MORE EXCITING THAN YOU WILL EVER BE...EVER!! SHE LIKED IT, I LIKED IT...HEY HEY HEY!! JR: MASK WANTS TO HURT THE BULLDOG SO BADLY NOW!! BULLDOG: DON'T INTERRUPT ME JUST YET, I'M NOT DONE!! When we were finished, she said, "hey Bulldog, ---- ---- -- - --- ------ ---- DARIEN'S!!" JR: OH COME ON!! WE APOLOGIZE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! THE BULLDOG HAS NO CLASS!! KING: BUT DID SERENA ACTUALLY DO THAT?! KAI: I WOULDN'T THINK SHO!! JR: I would hope NOT!! BULLDOG: Go ahead, attack me if youwant, but I SWEAR to you!! Attacking ME won't change EVERYTHING!! I just attacked you to teach you a lesson, that you would NEVER let your BITCH CHEAT on you!! JR: WOW!! MASK: You know what, Bulldog, I don't know how much of a liar you ARE, but you made a FOOL out of yourself here TONIGHT, because I know that that is a total LIE, and I know Serena better than THAT!! She doesn't judge anyone by their looks, or thir...well, I ain't... BULLDOG: Hey, Mask, stop it with your pep talks, because the more I hear them, the more I want to go back to her, and show her what a REAL MAN is all ABOUT!! With that, Mask drops the mike and shoots to the ring, and starts to pound away at the Bulldog. JR: And there goes Mask!! He has heard enough, and here comes the Mean Street Possee!! KING: It's gonna be four on one, JR!! KAI: Mashk doeshn't have a CHANCE in there!! JR: And Mask is in...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES PRINCE DIAMOND!! WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A LONG TIME, AND HE HAS A CHAIR, AND PETE GAS...GETS HAMMERED BY THAT CHAIR, AND RODNEY GETS THE CHAIR AS WELL, AND NOW THE BULLDOG HIGHTAILS IT!! KAI: PRINCE DIAMOND HELPED TUXEDO MASHK OUT WHEN HE NEEDED IT!! KING: THIS FEUD IS NOT OVER, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT MUCH!! WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF THIS FEUD ANYTIME SOON!! Switch to the back, where Bad Ass is searching for Gohan. ASS: Hey GOHAN!! I have a surprise for you!! Come out, come out whereever you are!! JR: Oh man!! DX is searching for Gohan to take out!! KAI: Looksh like they haven't found him yet, JR!! Switch to another part in the back, where Ash is coming out. JR: Ash is gonna face someone for the Intercontinental Title, but we don't know who that someone is here tonight!! KING: Whoever it is, Ash will probably be ready for him after what I saw from him last night!! JR: Well, we can't be certain if it's a he or a SHE, King!! KAI; I have a feeling that it'll be a he, but who am I to asshume that!! JR: We'll be right back. They go to a break, then come back. Ash's new music starts. It starts out somewhat like the beginning of the RAW IS WAR theme, then goes to a really huge remix of the Pokemon theme without the words. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone, and here comes Ash Ketchum, the CW intercontinental Champion, and King, I personally think that Ash should be lucky that he's IN the hartfort Civic Center!! KAI: I agree!! Look at the shtichesh in hish HEAD!! JR: He needed 35 stiches in his forehead, and in fact, he will be competing against doctors orders, and he doesn't even know the person he is facing here tonight!! Then a theme erupts. It's Rubeus's, and he heads out to the ring. JR: UH OH!! KING: He has a lot of questions to answer, as well!! KAI: He is accushed of making Shailor Pluto have that concusshion last night intentionally. JR: I hope that that is not true, and Ruubeus is in the ring, and here we go! It'll be Ash vs, Rubeus for the IC title!! And..WAIT A MINUTE!! SAILOR PLUTO IS COMING OUT HERE!! I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN A HOSPITAL IN NEW YORK SOMEWHERE!! AND NOW RUBEUS SEES HER, AND IS COMING OUT!! RUBEUS: [heard w/out a mic] Pluto, I'm sorry!! I didn't want to do that to you!! JR: Wait a minute!! Is Rubeus saying that he was sorry?!! KING: Maybe he really DIDN'T mean to do that!! KAI: He'sh even going up there!! JR: And Sailor Pluto is going out of the ringside area here, and Rubeus is following her!! And he's forgotten all about this match!! Ash will win this thing via countout!! And the...WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S X-PAC WITH A CHAIR, AND HE...NAILED ASH IN THAT FOREHEAD, RIGHT WHERE THOSE STICHES ARE, AND QUICKLY, THE REFS FLOOD THE RING!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MESSAGE IS X-PAC TRYING TO SEND TO ASH!! KAI: HE'SH SHENDING A MESSHAGE TO ASH THAT HE'SH NOT GONNA TAKE THAT LOSSH LYING DOWN!! Switch to the back, where the Road Dogg is searching for Gohan. ROAD DOGG: [talking to someone in a locker room] Hey, have you seen Gohan!!....Well, if you see him, tell him that Triple H is looking for him. KAI: What if they FIND him, JR?! JR: That will definitly be something in which I would NOT want to see!! Switch to another part of the back, where Giovanni and Beryl (shown through split screen) are coming out for their match. JR: It's coming up next!! Beryl vs. Giovanni, the winner to meet the Rock later tonight for the World Title belt, when we come back. They go off the air. __________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE #13 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine __________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly Lucas Serena Sommers PLACE: Hartfort Civic Center in Hartfort, Connecticut __________________________________________ They come back from break, and Giovanni's music comes on, and he heads out to ringside. JR: Welcome back to CWF WAR ZONE, everybody, and here we go!! In a minute, it'll be Queen Beryl vs. Giovanni, and folks, on December the 26th, priceline.com presents Armagetton, live from the Baltimore Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, and only on Pay-Per-View!! KAI: And shomeone will have that upon them, let me tell you that much. KING: Right now I'm thinking that Beryl might make this night Armagetton against Giovanni!! Negamusic starts up, and Beryl comes down to her music, and she runs into the ring, and the match is started. JR: AND HERE WE GO!! IT'S QUEEN BERYL VS. GIOVANNI, AND THERE'S A SLUGFEST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! KING: THEY'RE IN A...UH OH!! KAI: IT'SH THE OWNER OF THIS COMPANY, AND HE'SH COMING DOWN WITH A CHAIR!! JR: AND BERYL HAS SEEN HIM, AS WELL!! WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE AND NOW!! KING: HE'S DISTRACTING THE REF!! JR: AND GIOVANNI HAS THAT CHAIR, AND...INTO THE CRANIUM BY GIOVANNI, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!! HE'S DISMANTLING BERYL WITH THAT CHAIR!! GOD DAMN IT, TIM WHITE, TURN THE HELL AROUND!! AND GIOVANNI HAS THE COVER!! 1.......2.......3!!! THAT ONE WAS OVER IN A HURRY, GIVE THE BIG ASSIST TO DARKPOWEER...FANS, WE HAVE TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS THAT JUST CAME IN THAT IS GONNA BE FOR SMACK DOWN!! TWO HUGE ANNOUNCEMENTS!! BUT GIOVANNI IS NOW GONNA MEET THE ROCK FOR THE TITLE LATER TONIGHT!! KING: WELL, JR, WHAT ARE THOSE TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS?! JR: WELL, ONE OF THOSE ANNOUNCEMENTS IS THAT ON SMACK DOWN THIS THURSDAY, THERE WILL BE A TEN TEAM OVER THE TOP ROPE TAG TEAM BATTLE ROYAL, THE WINNERS TO BE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!! KAI: TAG TEAM BWATTLE ROYAL!! MY GOD!! JR: AND NOW FOR THE SECOND ONE!! REENIE WILL BE BACK ON SMACK DOWN THIS THURSDAY, AND SHE WILL BE THE RING ANNOUNCER AT THAT EVENT!! SMACK DOWN IS FROM THE IGLOO IN PITTSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA!! KING: REENIE IS BACK!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! Switch to the back, where Triple H is kicking doors down, trying to find Gohan!! HHH: Come on, you worthless child!! Come out so I can kick your ass tonight!! JR: Oh my God!! listen to what Triple H is saying!! KING: I hear him!! I hear him!! Switch to another part in the back, where Daniel, Mondo, Jessie, and James are headed to the ring. JR: UH OH!! WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE GONNA SAY WHEN THEY COME OUT HERE?! KING: WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE ASK ME THESE THINGS?! KAI: THERE COMING OUT FOR WHATEVER REASHON!! JR: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: THE NIGHT TO REMEMBER!! WHITE: SOMEONE GET SOME HELP!! JR: WHAT HAPPENED?! Pluto got to Rubeus just fine. KING: OH MY GOD!! SHE'S COLLAPSED!! ANN.: The night of flame rekindling... JR: DANIEL, JESSIE, AND JAMES!! BACK TOGETHER AT LAST!! AND NOW TEAM ROCKET IS STRONGER THAN EVER!! ANN.: AND THE NIGHT WHERE DREAMS FALL APART AT THE SEAMS!! Beryl and Sanikite...KISS!! ..JR: ...BERYL...IS BEING CARRIED OUT OF HERE BY SANIKITE, AND LOOK AT TRIPLE H!! KING: HE'S ENRAGED!! JR: 1......2........3!!!... KING: THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION,.... ANN.: THE NIGHT THAT WAS CWF SURVIVOR SERIES!! SEE THE ENCORE PRESENTATON, TOMMORROW NIGHT , EXCLUSIVLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, and soon, they come back from the break. BG:...........PREPARE FOR TROUBLE.................. MAKE IT DOUBLE!! They come out...ALL FOUR OF THEM!! JR: Welcome back to RAW, everybody, and King Kai has prematurily left the commentary position for the rest of the night!! KING: He's been doing that for some time, JR!! He just leaves for no reason!! JR: Well, right now, it's Team Rocket that's coming out here, and this will be interesting here. KING: Yeah, you'd bet it would be interesting!! JESSIE: LAST NIGHT, THAT SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH!! BUTCH, CASSIDY, GIOVANNI, YOU HAVE GOTTEN WHAT YOU DEFNINITLY DESERVED!! AND DANIEL, I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO SAY TO YOU, WELCOME BACK TO THE TRUE TEAM ROCKET!! [she...KISSES him on the cheek] JR: MY LORD!! KING: DID YOU SEE THAT!! JR: AN INNOCENT PECK ON THE CHEEK, BUT LOOK AT DANIEL!! KING: I THINK HE FEELS LIKE HE WAS IN A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB!! DANIEL: WELL, THANKS, JESS!! I LIKED THAT VERY MUCH!! JESSIE: OH, BABY, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!! KING: AHHH HA HA HA HA!! JR: OH MAN!! KING: YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT...!! JR: I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT!! DANIEL: WELL, THANKS FOR THE OFF.. JAMES: WAIT A MINUTE!! JESSIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE GUY!! I MEAN, I KNOW YOU THINK HE'S HANDSOME, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THOUGHT OF HIM LIKE THAT!! JR: UH OH!! KING: WHAT IS HE DOING!! LET DANIEL HAVE THE PUPPIES!! JESSIE: JAMES, HOLD UP A MINUTE!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! JAMES: WELL, HEH HEH HEH!! I'M JUST SAYING THAT THE POOR GUY NEEDS A LITTLE ROOM!! DANIEL: JAMES, JAMES, JAMES!! RELAX!! WE WON'T GO TOO FAR NOW!! JAMES: THAT'S RIGHT, DANIEL, YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE HAD A LITTLE CRUSH ON JESSIE!! AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUIN IT FOR ME, SO YOU BETTER LAY OFF!! KING: WHAT?! JR: I'M NOT GETTING THIS!! JAMES: IT'S OKAY WHEN YOU'RE IN HERE, BUT OUTSIDE THE RING, YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF OF HER, DO YOU... JESSIE: JAMES, WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! JAMES: I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE FOR A FEW!! SEE YOU TWO LATER!! [he just walks off] KING: What is James TALKING about?! JR: I don't KNOW!! I HOPE that this is not a sign of things to come!! I wouldn't like to see this tag team go down the toilet, because this team has co-existed very well!! if you saw Survivor Series last night, you will know EXACTLY what I'm talking about!! Switch to the back, where DX are STILL looking for Gohan. ROAD DOGG: Hey Bad Ass, did you see him. ASS: Nope! not a trace of him ANYWHERE!! TRIPLE H: Where is he?! ASS: I have no idea. TRIPLE H: GOD DAMN IT!! LET'S JUST GO!! WE CAN FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! OUT THERE!! JR: THE ENTIRE DX CLAN IS COMING OUT HERE!! GOKU AND TRIPLE H FOR THE TITLE, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back!! BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! YO, JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! JR: WELCOME BACK TO RAW, EVERYBODY, AND AS TRIPLE H IS COMING OUT HERE, DURING THE BREAK, WE HAVE HEARD THAT JAMES HAS SEEMILY APOLOGIZED TO DANIEL FOR THE WAY HE ACTED!! THIS IS ONLY REPRTIDLY, BUT HE HAS SAID THAT HE OVERREACTED, AND HOES THAT DANIEL CAN ACCEPT HIS ALOLOGY, BUT KING, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A SIGN OF WHAT WE COULD SEE OR WHAT!! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I KNOW THAT TRIPLE H IS COMING OUT HERE, AND HE HAS THE MIKE!! JR: Him and Goku, the winner is the number one contender for the title, no matter who may be the champion after tonight!! HHH: GOKU, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE, SO I CAN DISMANTLE IT, AND GET THAT SHOT AT WHAT SHOULD BE... All of a sudden,...GOHAN COMES IN AND HITS HHH IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR!! JR: THERE'S GOHAN, AND HE'S GOTTEN TRIPLE H IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR, AND NOW TO THE ROPES, AND...OH MY GOD, A HEADBUTT SOUTH OF THE BOARDER, AND...GOHAN IS REMOVING HIS SHIRT TO REVEAL...A REFEREE'S SHIRT ON!! I GUESS THIS WAS THE PLAN THAT GK WAS IMPLIMENTING EARLIER!! AND GOKU IS COMING IN HERE, AND THE MATCH HAS STARTED, AND GOKU, WITH THE....SAYIAN DEATH PENELTY!! KING: THAT'S VEGETA'S MOVE!! JR: I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE GOKU LEARNED THAT MOVE, AND NOW A COVER..1.2.3!! THE FASTEST COUNT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, AND TRIPLE H HAS JUST BEEN SCREWED OUT OF THE WORLD TITLE SHOT, AND NOW GOKU IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TITLE LATER ON, AT SOME DATE AND TIME!! Switch to the back, where a split screen is shown of Giovanni and the Rock coming to ringside. JR: COMING NEXT!! THE ROCK!! GIOVANNI!!! NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. Giovanni is already in the ring. BG: IF YOU SMELLL.......WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!! JR: WE HAVE TAKEN ALL OF OUR COMMERCIAL BREAKS, AND NOW THE ROCK IS COMING TO RINGSIDE, AND WE'RE GONNA GET IT ON HERE!! HERE WE GO!! ROCK AND GIOVNNI...[the lights then...GO OUT!!] Wait a minute!! What is this?! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! A theme erupts...THE UNDERTAKER'S THEME!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! THE UNDERTAKER'S MUSIC IS PLAYING!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE UNDERTAKER IS DOING OUT HERTE, BUT I DON'T SEE HIM AT ALL, AND... The lights come back on, and the Undertaker is standing in the ring...AND THE ROCK IS TAKEN OUT OF HIS GAME!! JR: THE UNDERTAKER IS IN THE RING, AND HE HAS SEEMILY TAKEN OUT THE ROCK, AND GIOVANNI...GIOVANNI MAY HAVE BEEN DQ'ED BY THE PHENOM...YES, HE HAS BEEN!! GIOVANNI DOESN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO START FIGHTING, AND THE UNDERTAKER IS WALKING...WAIT A MINUTE, GIOVANNI CATCHES HIM, AND HERE WE GO! GIOVANNI AND THE UNDERTAKER, AND THERE FIGHTING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! THE SELF-PROCLAIMED LEADER OF TEAM ROCKET VS. THE PHENOM!! AND THE UNDERTAKER IS WINNING THIS THING...UH OH!! CHOKESLAM COMING UP, AND....DOWN HE GOES!! AND NOW THE UNDERTAKER IS CALLING FOR IT!! IT IS THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, AND...THE UNDERTAKER HAS HIM, AND...DOWN HE COMES!! THE UNDERTAKER HAS TAKEN OUT NOT ONLY THE CWF CHAMP, BUT TEAM ROCKET'S SO CALLED LEADER!! KING: THE UNDERTAKER HAS TAKEN OUT EVERYONE HERE!! JR: WHAT PROBLEM DID THE UNDERTAKER HAS WITH GIOVANNI, OR DID THE UNDERTAKER UNINTENTIONALLY DQ GIOVANNI, AND GIOVANNI TOOK EXCEPTION!! FOR WHATEVER REASON, THE UNDERTAKER REIGNS SUPREME!! WE'LL SEE YOU ON SMACK DOWN THIS THURSDAY!! SO LONG EVERYBODY!! They go off of the air!! Smack Down is this Thursday! See you then!! Tell me what you think so far.