CWF RAW WEEK #18 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Serena Sommers Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Pepsi Arena in Albany ______________________________________________________ Before the show starts, you see a car coming into the arena in the back there. The car pulls up, and the owner of the car gets out. Well, the owner and the passenger. Queen Beryl and Queen Serenity are the two coming out. BERYL: Will she EVER be surprised. I heard that she didn't hear about it yet!! SERENITY: Yeah, and she is supposed to be back here tonight. She's doing commentary tonight, is she?! BERYL: Sure as hell is. You're daughter will be very surprised to see you and me together here tonight. Switch to another part in the back, where Darkpower's cronies are looking for GK (as usual). YAMACHA: GK, WE'RE NOT DONE WITH YOUR ASS!! COME ON OUT HERE AND FIGHT!! BULLDOG: HE'S NOT HERE!! ARI: WELL, FIND HIM, GOD DAMN IT!! VENUS: HEY, I MAY KNOW A WAY THAT WE CAN LURE HIM OUT!!! COME WITH ME!! Switch to still ANOTHER part in the back, where James is throwing anything that he can FIND that's not nailed down. JAMES: GOD DAMN IT!! HOW THE HELL CAN THIS HAPPEN?! SHE CAN'T BE!! SHE JUST CAN'T BE!! [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE ME ON, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! ...................................................YOU WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] The cameras then come on, and the fans are jakked to the rafters, as they get on their feet and cheer to hell and back for CWF RAW IS WAR, as the pyros are really fired up tonight. After about a minute of this, while Serena is in the ring, Jerry "The King" Lawler starts commentary. KING: WE ARE HERE LIVE FROM THE PEPSI ARENA IN ALBANY, NEW YORK, AND JUST A FEW WEEKS UNTIL ARMAGEDDON, AND THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS THAT NEED TO BE ANSWERED!! WELCOME, EVERYONE, I AM JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, AND IN THE RING IS MY BROADCAST COLLEGUE, SERENA SOMMERS, ONCE AGAIN BACK, AND I'VE GOT THE FEELING THAT THIS CROWD IS GONNA BE MORE JAKKED THAN THIS ONCE SHE BRINGS OUT THE TWO THAT SURPRISED ALL OF US, ESPECIALLY ME, LAST THURSDAY NIGHT ON SMACK DOWN, WHEN THEY MADE A TAG TEAM TOGETHER!! Serena starts to speak in the ring. SERENA: AT THIS TIME, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE, POSSIBLY THE MOST UNLIKELY TAG TEAM NOT ONLY IN THE CWF, BUT ANYWHERE IN THE SAILOR MOON UNIVERSE!! BELIEVE ME, I WAS AS SURPRISED WHEN I SAW THEM TOGETHER A FEW MINUTES AGO AS YOU WERE LAST THURSDAY!! WE'RE GONNA GET SOME ANSWERS HERE TONIGHT!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, QUEEN BERYL AND QUEEN SERENITY!! The crowd gets on their feet, as the music pumps the speakers, and they come out to the ring. KING: It was last THURSDAY that Serenity helped Beryl win that match vs. the British Bulldog after Triple H interfered. But then Queen Serenity said to Beryl something that shocked us ALL, Apparently, they have put their differences aside, and have become a tag team!! BUt just HOW could they have done such a thing, that what I would like to know!! Well we're about to FIND OUT!! They're in the ring, and I guess Serena is gonna handle this one. SERENA: Beryl, MOTHER!! KING: HA!! SERENA: Last Thursday, you guys formed the IMPOSSIBLE tag team. Serenity, mother, what I want to know is, how in the hell were you able to settle your differences between you two and become a sound tag team. SERENITY: Well, Princess Serena!! KING: HA HA HA!! SERENITY: LAST THUSDAY NIGHT, I SAW THAT THE BRITISH BULLDOG NEEDED TO BE, WELL, A LITTLE HOUSEBROKEN!! KING: HEH!! SHE DID THAT MUCH!! SERENITY: AND, SEEING HOW, LAST MONDAY, THAT NO GOOD BASTARD TRIED TO HURT YOU, I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS SET FOR A GOOD OL' ASS WHIPPIN', BY ME PERSONALLY!! [crowd cheers] KING: WOAH!! I guess SERENITY isn't any STRANGER to PROFANITY, either. She's all SORTS of surprises!! SERENA: Well, THAT'S one surprise from YOU [laughing a little]. But, what is the deal with Beryl here?! SERENITY: First of all, Serena, there is a LOT more where that came from. Now, to how me and this bad ass got together!! When I told her of how I thought that the Bulldog deserved to get the CRAP kicked out of him, she thought that she would let ME get a few licks in on the Bulldog, and then, during the week, we BOTH figured that we could be doing this on a regular basis. I was the one who came up with the tag team idea for us. And she LOVED the idea, didn't you, Beryl?! BERYL: DAMN RIGHT!! LAST THURSDAY, YOU SAW A NEW REVOLUTION!! YOU SAW SOMETHING THAT COULD, NO, WILL BE THE NEXT BIG THING IN THE CWF!! ME AND SERENITY!! SURE, WE MAY HAVE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, AND DAMN IT, THERE WERE SOME, ALL RIGHT!! BUT, WE LEARNED THAT WITH OUR STRENGTHS, WE COULD GET A LOT OUT OF THIS COMPANY, AND OUT OF THESE FANS!! AND ESPECIALLY, THE PEOPLE WHO CROSS... All of a sudden, the British Bulldog's music hits, and he starts his way into the arena. KING: UH OH!! THE BRITISH BULLDOG IS COMING OUT HERE, BUT FOR WHAT, I DON'T KNOW!! BULLDOG: YOU KNOW, YOU TWO SLUTS DON'T SEEM TO KNOW WHEN YOU CROSS THE WRONG PATH, NOW DO YOU?! OH, WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T SEE TWO SLUTS, I SEE THREE SLUTS THERE, BECAUSE THAT THIRD ONE IS THE ONE WHICH I STUFFED IN THAT LOCKER, AND I HAVE NO REMORE FOR YOU WHATSOEVER, AND I AM NOT APOLOGIZING FOR ANY OF IT!! KING: UH OH!! LOOK AT HER FACE!! SERENA IS IN SHOCK!! BULLDOG: NOW, TO THE TWO THAT AT FIRST COULDN'T GET ALONG, BUT NOW THEY ARE SO MUCH TOGETHER!! BERYL, I KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY YOU TEAMEED UP AND RECONCILED WITH THAT WHORE, AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE OF YOUR WRENCH FOR A DAUGHTER!! KING: UH OH!! BULLDOG: IT WAS THAT BEFORE SMACK DOWN, SERENITY, YOU BENT DOWN, AND...WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY!! KING: WOW!! THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT!! BULLDOG: YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN KICK MY ASS IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE HERE TONIGHT, YOU WHITE HAIRED FREAK?! WELL, IT SEEMS THAT I HATE ALL THREE OF YOU, THE WHITE HAIRED FREAK, THE RED-WHORE, AND THE BLOND BIMBO!! KING: WOAH!!! BULLDOG: TONIGHT, SERENITY, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT THE BRITISH BULLDOG IS ALL ABOUT!! KING: OH MY!! A CHALLENGE TONIGHT?!! BULLDOG AGAINST SERENITY TONIGHT?! SERENITY: YOU WANT A MATCH AGAINST.....ME?! BULLDOG: I DIDN'T STUDDER!! SERENITY: WELL, YOU GOT ONE HERE TONIGHT ON RAW, AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS HERE TONIGHT!! TONIGHT, WE WILL SEE THAT YOUR BARK IS WAY MORE WORSE THAN YOUR PATHETIC BITE!! KING: WOW!! Serenity's music plays. KING: We're gonna see that tonight on RAW!! Queen Serenity vs. The British Bulldog, and that's jusat one of the many things that we have planned for tonight, as Serena is coming back to the ringside area, and Serena, I got to say that you hold your own in that ring. SERENA: I didn;t appreciate what the Bulldog called me, King!! KING: I'm sure you didn't, but we must move on, for right now!! We also saw that Sailor Venus is gonna try to, well, LURE GK out of hiding tonight!! How can GK be LURED out of, well, HIDING, I don't know. SERENA: Well, also tonight, we saw that James said that she can't be something!! But question is, what CAN'T she be, and what is he talking about. KING: And plus, DREP is gonna be here, as well. After what we saw from him last Thursday night on Smack Down, I don't know WHAT to expect from him tonight. SERENA: And plus, Darkpower is here, and something tells me that that spells trouble tonight, and plus, both Rock and Goku are in the house tonight, and it was reported to me earlier tonight that they aren't too happy with each othr at the moment, King!! KING: Oh yeah!! The Rock and Goku will only be on a greater page of hatred for each other. I don't think that this will be settled anytime soon. SERENA: Plus, the Undertaker and Govanni are both here, and so is Tuxedo Mask. There's gonna be a lot of things happening here tonight, and... Switch to the back, where James is still upset. KING: Wait a minute, what is this, now?! SERENA: Whatever he's upset about, it's really shattering his trust for a lot of people. JAMES: I have to tell her what's going on!! She CAN'T be!! No way she can be!! KING: No way she can be WHAT...?! SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE!! He's coming to the ring. We are gonna find out exactly what's going on here, NEXT!!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: ONE MATCH!! JR: THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, AND HE DESERVES IT!! ANN.: ONE CHALLENGER!! JR: GOKU IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TITLE!! ANN.: ONE PLACE!! JR: THE BALIMORE ARENA, THE SITE FOR THAT MATCH!! ANN.: THE ROCK!! GOKU!! CWF TITLE!! CWF ARMAGEDDON!! LIVE, DECEMBER 26 FROM THE BALTIMORE ARENA IN BALTIMORE, PRESENTED LIVE BY PRICELINE.COM, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They go to a break, then come back, where Ari's group is with Sailor Venus...WITH CROWBARS AND BASEBALL BATS!! KING: WHAT IN THE...?! SERENA: ARI'S CORPERATION IS READY TO LYNCH MOB SOMEONE, BUT WHO ARE THEY GONNA LYNCH!! All of a sudden...SAILOR JUPITER comes out, and as soon as she does, she is assulted by the Corperation. SERENA: OH MY GOD!!! A DAMN LYNCH MOB IS ATTACKING SAILOR JUPITER WITH ALL OF THOSE BASEBALL BATS AND CROWBARS!! KING: MY GOSH!! THEY ARE LETTING IT OUT HERE TONIGHT!! SERENA: IF THIS IS THE WAY THEY ARE GONNA LURE GK OUT OF HIDING, HE WON'T BE TOO HARD TO FIND NOW!! KING: WHERE ARE THEY GONNA TAKE HER?! SERENA: HOPEFULLY NOT WHERE I GOT TAKEN LAST WEEK!! KING: I'M DON'T THINK THAT THEY COULD BE THAT CRUEL, BUT THEN AGAIN, I COULD BE WRONG ON THAT!! Back to ringside. BG:...................PREPARE FOR TROUBLE......................MAKE IT DOUBLE!! James comes to ringside. SERENA: UH OH!! KING: I want to know what he's talking about. What can't Jessie BE?! SERENA: Well, if Jessie CAN'T BE James' girlfriend, he would be right on that after what we saw last Thursday in a CAR!! KING: HA HA HA!! I know!! I saw it with my own two eyes!! SERENA: I never saw the CWF get any closer to a Hentai episode of Smack Down until that night in my LIFE!! KING: You're telling ME?! I never seen ANYTHING like THAT before. SERENA: I didn't BELIEVE what James did later than NIGHT because of it. He smashed Jessie in the head with that bat after Jessie said that she LOVED Daniel of Team Rocket. KING: Don't tell me that they are gonna be what DP and BERYL almost WAS!! JAMES: Last Thursday night, Jessie, you betrayed me!! SERENA: PLEEZE!! KING: Well, in a way, she probably DID!! JAMES: What you guys did was INEXCUSABLE!! Daniel, Jessie, you cannot be a true couple!! However, after what I heard late last NIGHT, I'm starting to think that you ARE a bitch, Jess!! KING: WHAT!! SERENA: OH, COME ON!! JAMES: What I heard from some sources last night...well, Jess, I think that you better come out here so I can see your face. SERENA: OH BOY!! KING: He's calling her out here!! BG: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE............MAKE IT DOUBLE!!! Jessie starts coming out. SERENA: Oh my God!! KING: UH, I don't like the LOOKS of this!! SERENA: James thinks that Jessie has done something to betray James, but King, I never saw ANYTHING that could POSSIBLY make Jessie a backstabber. KING: Me either until last Thursday!! JAMES: Okay, Jess, you know that we talked about this, and you know that I'm waiting for you to either prove me RIGHT...or to prove me WRONG!! SERENA: What's this now?! JAMES: Okay, you read everything that I gave to you EARLIER tonight, did you?! JESSIE: Yeah, but Ja... JAMES: Well, then you must tel me right here and right now!! I'm not leaving Albany tonight until I get an answer. Is it YES, you ARE, or NO, you are NOT!! KING: UH OH!! SERENA: You were RIGHT to say that this didn't look good, King!! I'm starting to worry now!! JESSIE: Well, yeah,....it IS true!! James starts to hang his head a little. SERENA: What?! JESSIE: Last night, I didn't feel too good, so I went to the doctor to find out what was wrong!! I didn't think that it was any big deal, James! But I'm thinking that I want this more than anything now!! I think I'm ready for this!! JAMES: So, YOU ARE?! JESSIE: Yep, and it was from last Thursday, too! Best night of my life. JAMES: You...WAIT A MINUTE!! Jessie, PLEASE tell me you're lying!! JESSIE: No, I am NOT!! James, I'm.....PREGANT!! SERENA: [shocked] WOAH!! KING: OH MY GOD!! SERENA: WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN MINUTE!! DID SHE SAY WHAT I THOUGHT SHE SAID!! JAMES: YOU ARE?! JESSIE: YES!! I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! KING: I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THIS!! JAMES: AND... JESSIE: AND YES, DANIEL IS THE FATHER!! KING: WHAT?! SERENA: KING, THAT MEANS IT WAS DANIEL THAT GOT HER PREGANT!! JAMES: JESS, HOW THE HELL CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?! JESSIE: JAMES, I...I'M SORRY!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!! JAMES: HAVE YOU ---- ----- -- ------ ----------!! SERENA: WOAH!! KING: THAT wasn't too good of a thing to say right now. JESSIE: JAMES, that night was the BEST night that I could've ever HAD in my LIFE!! And I trust him more than ANYTHING!! JAMES: You TRUST him, huh?! BUT YOU DON'T TRUST ME!! SERENA: OKAY, NOW, THIS IS ENOUGH!! JESSIE: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!! With that, he GRABS JESSIE BY THE ARM, AND PUSHES HER BACK INTO THE FAR TURNBUCKLE. KING: HEY HEY HEY!! SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE, NOW!! SHE'S PREGANT, GOD DAMN IT!! JAMES: WHAT IF I MADE YOU PAY FOR THIS DEARLY, HUH?! JESSIE: [crying in fear] JAMES, PLEASE!! DON'T DO THIS!! JAMES: YOU WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR UNBORN ONE, NOW WOULD YOU!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! JAMES, I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE WAY TO HANDLE THIS!! SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S DANIEL, AND...[Daniel gets into the ring and pushes James HARD away from Jessie] UH OH!! DANIEL: The trouble's gonna QUADRUPLE if you don't get away from her AND my child!! KING: WOW!! SERENA: OH YEAH!! DANIEL: WHAT IN THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, HUH?! YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT YOUR BEST FRIEND IS GONNA HAVE HER OWN CHILD!! JAMES: THAT CHILD ONLY CAME BECAUSE YOU STOLE JESSIE AWAY FROM ME!! DANIEL: MAN, GET A LIFE!! I DID NOT STEAL HER FROM YOU AT ALL!! WE'RE STILL A TEAM, JAMES!! JAMES: YOU'RE STILL A TEAM, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS TEAM ANYMORE!! WELL, NOT THIS PART OF THE TEAM!! I CAN JOIN BUTCH AND CASSIDY AND GET MORE OUT OF THEM THEN YOU TWO ASSHOLES!! GIVE ME THAT BLACK TR SHIRT, BECAUSE THE WHITE ONE IS GOING IN THE TRASH!! JESSIE: WHAT?! JAMES, PLEASE!! JAMES: GOODBYE, JESS!! I HOPE...WAIT A MINUTE, I THINK THAT I WAS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING IN WHICH DANIEL INTERRUPTED ME WITH!! He drops the mike and goes after her again. SERENA: OH MY GOD, AND A HANDFUL OF REFEREES ARE COMING IN TO STOP THIS FROM GOING TO EXTREMES...WOAH!! JAMES JUST TRIED TO GET A SHOT NEAR JESSIE STOMACH!! KING: OH MY GOD!! SERENA: WHAT IN THE HELL IS JAMES THINKING?!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE AUDASSIDY OF JAMES TO TRY TO HURT THAT UNBORN CHILD!! WHAT A SICK AND TWISTED HUMAN BEING HE HAS BECOME!! KING: I CAN SEE THAT HE WAS JEALOUS, BUT GOOD LORD, HE DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT!! THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN MY EYES!! Switch to the back, where Gohan is coming out. SERENA: Well, coming up next, it's gonna be Gohan and Ash against the Hollys in tag action, when we come back. They go to a break, then com back. The Holly's music starts up, and they start to make their way to ringside. SERENA: Welcome back to CWF RAW, everyone, and as The Holly brothers come out for their match, tonight, CWF RAW IS WAR is brought to you by 10-10-220!! All calls up to 20 minutes are only 99 cents. KING: And by 7UP. MAKE 7UP YOURS!! SERENA: AND BY WWF SLAM CAM!! PUT YOURSELF IN THE ACTION!! Well, we are gonna get ready for some tag team action now, and here comes Gohan. King, I still can't believe what we learned a few moments ago, that Jessie is pregant to Daniel. KING: Neither can I believe that James went BEZERK after learning that, and went after Jessie!! SERENA: Ash is coming out here, now, and we have everything set to go in this tag team matchup here. It'll be Ash, the Intercontinental Champion, vs. Crash Holly, and here we go now. A lock up into a side head lock here, and now a push to the far side is Crash, leap frog by Ash, and a SPINNING HEEL KICK by the IC champion. Good GOD, did that one EVER catch Crash off guard!! KING: His HEAD almost flew off his BODY!! SERENA: To the middle rope here, Ash is coming off WITH A HELL OF A LEGDROP THAT TIME!! 1, 2, AND A KICKOUT BY CRASH!! KING: AND HERE COMES HARDCORE HOLLY!! You know that the Holly's are almost 820 POUNDS, do you?! SERENA: ALLEGEDLY 820 pounds, King!! KING: Oh, come on!! Their super heavyweights!! SERENA: Yeah, of COURSE, in EGO and DEATH WISHES!! KING: DEATH WISHES?! The Hollys can compete with the best of them. SERENA: Well, King, you can just go and think that!! In any case, Ash is tagging in Gohan, and King, Gohan hasn't been the same since he accidently paralyzed Reenie with that stinger a while back, King. KING: I know, and then two weeks later YOU wwent haywire, and rightfully so, when Triple H petegreed her. SERENA: Protective of my family, King!! KING: OKAY, OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU!! SERENA: Back to the match!! Gohan now, with Hardcore Holly, and bac to the ropes, and HOLLY NAILS HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE STOMACH!! GOHAN DOWN, AND HOLLY WITH A FLOG SPLASH!! KING: SQUISHED HIM LIKE A PANCAKE!! Serena, you're good at math, right?! SERENA: HELL NO!! KING: Well, you could at least answer me what one of the Hollys weight when they have a combined weight of 820 pounds!! SERENA: King, they are NOT 820 POUNDS!! KING: They are. Garcia said they WERE!! You believe Garcia to be wrong?!! SERENA: Well, I didn't say that, but I KNOW that the Hollys only weight about 320 TOGETHER...OH MY LORD, WHAT AN ATOMIC DROP BY CRASH ON GOHAN!! KING: SEE, THEY WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO DO THAT!! SERENA: KING, I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT YOU NEED YOUR EYES CHECKED!! KING: Yeah RIGHT!! SERENA: I know, you see super heavyweights when you SEE them, DO YOU?! KING: Without a DOUBT!! You know I'm a reliable source!! SERENA: The day when you tell me something TRUE is the day when I actually get GOOD at MATH, or when Hell freezes over, one of the two...UH OH!! Hardcore Holly and Crash setting up Gohan now.. KING: LOOK AT THIS STRENGTH!! SERENA: A DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX ON GOHAN HIT PERFECTLY!! YOU KNOW, KING, MAYBE I NEED MY EYES CHECKED, BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN GOHAN EVEN TRY TO MOUND AN OFFENCE YET!! KING: I noticed that, TOO!! I mean, you should when in the ring with two Super Heavyweights. SERENA: Well, I'm not sure if it's from the Holly being all over Gohan, but I don't think that it's because he's that hurt, either. I mean, he's never tried to even make a TAG yet, even!! KING: that is strange!! Well, you know that Gohan may want to lead them into a false sense of security!! SERENA: In any event, Gohan needs to if he wants to make something out of this match....oh, wait a minute!! Folks, DREP is up next!! KING: OH YEAH!! SERENA: I know everyone is so up and at 'em after that announcement, King!! KING: He's BETTER than these Super Heavyweights, you know!! SERENA: Well, THAT one I'll BELIEVE, but that's coming from you, so God knows if it's TRUE or NOT!! Well, now Gohan is not even MOVING from that spot. KING: Serena, you may have a POINT now!! Why isn't he fighting in this match!! Gohan, this is a WRESTLING MATCH!! SERENA: In any case, Gohan isn't getting up, and I KNOW that he CAN!! Ash is geeting fustrated, and now Crash is up on the top rope, and a frog splash, and Hardcore is after Ash while Crash...GETS THE THREE, AND THIS MATCH IS OVER!! KING: WHAT IN THE WORLD?! IT WAS LIKE GOHAN DIDN'T WANT TO KICK OUT OF THAT!! SERENA: I don't know what's wrong with this picture, but I know that that wasn't what Ash was thinking that Gohan would do when he was his partner. Well, we'll try to figure this one out. Switch to the back, where some sercurity is knocking on a locker room door. SEC1: DREP, COME ON!! IT'S TIME TO GO ON OUT THERE!! KING: YEAH!! WE'RE GONNA SEE HIM NEXT!! SERENA: DREP OF SAILORMOON.MORG, AND THAT IS NEXT!! They go off the air. ______________________________________________________ CWF RAW WEEK #18 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Serena Sommers Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Pepsi Arena in Albany ______________________________________________________ They come back from break. The Beaver Cleavage music starts up. KING: What is this?! SERENA: I guess...YES, IT'S DREP!! SAILORMOON.MORG, THE STRICTEST SAILORMOON SITE ON THE INTERNET!! KING: I like this guy!! He's pretty cool. Just don't... SERENA: King, what are those things in his hand that he's passing around to everyone?! KING: Some type of passcard or SOMETHING!! SERENA: Well, priceline.com presents Armageddon on December 26th live from the Baltimore Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, and only on Pay-Per- View. KING: I don't think that Drep will be in that anytime soon, but he's headed over here. DREP: Here, your library cards, people. SERENA: What?! DREP: Library cards. You need this to see me in action more. KING: I'm getting one, too. Hey, it has a picture on it. Don't know what it is, though. SERENA: I think MINE are the Sailor Soilders. What did you get?! KING: I think that I got a villians one!! I can't tell what it is exactly, though. DREP: Ladies and gentlemen, these are your library cards. You must have them to see me!! I couldn't give all of them out because some of yyou ae on detention for what you called me last Thursday on Smack Down. SERENA: PLEASE!! KING: I don't get that. These fans shoud like him!! SERENA: I think that these fans do, and... Tuxedo Mask's music comes on, and he comes out to the ring. SERENA: And here comes Tuxedo Mask. KING: Your BOY TOY!! SERENA: We don't want to ge into THAT now, King, although, yeah, he IS the most adorable boyfriend that I've ever had. KING: It's the ONLY boyfriend you've had!! SERENA: NO it ISN'T!! KING: Oh!! I see, that, then!! SERENA: Well, this match vs. Drep is underway for him, and now Drep is trying to punch Mask, to no avail!! KING: Mask is getting BORED with this match ALREADY!! SERENA: and MASK SHOVES DREP INTO THE CANVAS, AND WHAT A PUSH THAT WAS!! KING: HE FLIPPED OVER WHEN HE HIT!! SERENA: AND MASK IS READY FOR THE ROSE THORN ALREADY!! AND DREP COMES UP, AND BACK DOWN, 1, 2, 3!! MASK IS THE WINNER IN ABOUT A MINUTE!!THE 3RD QUICKEST MATCHUP IN CWF HISTORY!! KING: I GUESS THAT THOSE LIRARY CARDS STILL HAVE SOME CREDIT TO THEM AFTER ALL!! Switch to the back, where Sailro Venus is coming out here. SERENA: Hey wait a minute!! It's Sailor Venus, and she is headed out here!! All HELLS GONNA BREAK LOOSE, NEXT!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: ONE MATCH!! JR: THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, AND HE DESERVES IT!! ANN.: ONE CHALLENGER!! JR: GOKU IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TITLE!! ANN.: ONE PLACE!! JR: THE BALIMORE ARENA, THE SITE FOR THAT MATCH!! ANN.: THE ROCK!! GOKU!! CWF TITLE!! CWF ARMAGEDDON!! LIVE, DECEMBER 26 FROM THE BALTIMORE ARENA IN BALTIMORE, PRESENTED LIVE BY PRICELINE.COM, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They go to a break, then come back. Sailor Venus comes out with the Corperation, minus DP, dragging Jupiter's near limp body into the ring. SERENA: OH MY GOD!! KING: WHAT IN THE HELL DID THEY DO TO HER?! SERENA: I don't know, but she looks all battered and bruised there. I think that this will DEFINITLY get GK's attention. They are in the ring, and I think that they will have some hell to pay if I know GK like I do!! VENUS: Hey Green Knight, if you don't come out here right NOW, your precious GIRLFRIEND is gonna get her ass beat MORE than what she already has tonight. SERENA: They are not gonna try it, are they?! KING: Don't underestimate them!! VENUS: COME ON, GK!! YOU COWARD!! GK's music comes on. SERENA: UH OH!! KING: I don't like the looks of this one BIT!! SERENA: Where is he?! KING: That's his music. But where IS he?! SERENA: HEY WAIT A MINUTE, GK IS COMING OUT THROUGH THE CROWD, WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, AND...OH MY LORD, HE'S HIT CASSIDY WITH THAT HAMMER, AND HE'S TRYING TO GET ARI AND SAILOR VENUS WITH THAT HAMMER!! ALL OF THE COPRERATION ARE HIGHTAILING IT!! GK HAS ANSWERED, ALL RIGHT!! WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN THOSE TWO MEET IN THE RING ONE ON ONE!! KING: WELL, I KNOW THAT IT WON'T BE PRETTY!! Switch to the back, where the Rock is coming to the ring. SERENA: UH OH!! The Great One is making his way into the arena, and something is gonna... Then it shows Goku coming out. SERENA: AND HERE COMES GOKU!! Something is gonna happen tonight, I know it. They go to a break, then come back. Goku is coming to the ring. SERENA: We are back, and Goku is headed out here, and...HEY WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S THE ROCK!! THE ROCK AND GOKU ARE GETTING IT ON IN THE BACK THERE!! INTO A DUMPSTER THERE GOES GOKU!! KING: They're gonna have that match here and NOW!! SERENA: HOW MANY OFFICIALS ARE THERE IN THE BACK TRYING TO GET THESE TWO SEPERATED!! Switch to the back, where the split screen of the Bulldog and Queen Serenity is shown. SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE!! THE BULLDOG AN DSERENITY IS HAPPENING NEXT!! THIS IS GONNA BE A WAR, NEXT!! They go to their final commercial break, then come back. The Bulldog's music hits, and he comes out. KING: Well, Serena, here comes your favorite person. SERENA: Sarcastically speaking, King!! KING: I KNOW!! SERENA: I hope that Serenity can kick his ass here tonight on RAW!! What is gonna happen when these two go at it here in a few seconds!! KING: Don't tell me about that. Let's just SEE it. Serenity's music starts off, and then she runs to the ring. SERENA: And HERE WE GO!! SERENITY AND BULLDOG HERE!! SERINITY IS GOING TO WORK NOW ON THE BULLDOG!! IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR SIDE, AND A HELL OF A DROP KICK THAT TIME!! SERENITY NOW, BACK TO THE ROPES, UNDERNEATH A CLOSELINE, NAD A SHOLDER BLOCK TO THE BULLDOG!! KING: WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING HER MOTHER LIKE YOU SHOULD?! SERENA: I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW!! SERENITY, NOW, BACK TO THE BULLDOG, AND KICKS TO THE RIBS OF THE BULLDOG, AND A KNEE TO THE FACE OF THE BULLDOG, AND NOW SERENITY IS TAKING THE BULLDOG TO THE OUTSIDE, AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF US HERE!! AND INTO OUR TABLE HERE!! MY GOD, THIS IS A WAR HERE TONIGHT!! WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN!! TWO WEEKS TILL ARMAGEDDON, AND ALL OF THIS HAPPENS TONIGHT!! WE'VE HEARD JESSIE AND DANIEL ARE GONNA ME A MOTHER AND FATHER, GOHAN REFUSED TO WRESTLE TONIGHT, AND WE'VE SEEN DREP HERE TONIGHT!! BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE!! SERENITY, NOW, BACK INTO THE RING WITH THE BULLDOG, AND...UH OH!! THE MEAN STREET POSSEE IS COMING OUT HERE, AND THE BULLDOG HAS BEEN HAMMERED INTO A PULP...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, TUXEDO MASK AND QUEEN BERYL!! KING: WHAT?! ANOTHER INMPOSSIBLE COMBO!! SERENA: SURE AS HELL IS!! MASK EARLER TONIGHT GOT THE JOB DONE IN UNDER A MINUTE AGAINST DREP, AND NOW HE AND BERYL ARE TEAMING UP AGAINST THE POSSEE...OH MY GOD!! WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT!! DP IS OUT HERE, AND DP IS GOING TO...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S GK, AND HE...NAILS DP WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, AND NOW SERENITY HAS THE BULLDOG, AND...THE PSYCHADELIC DRIVER!! BERYL'S MOVE!! KING: AND SERENITY IS...SHE WON!! SERENA: YEAH!!! MOTHER, YOU KICK ASS!! SERENITY IS THE WINNER!! MY GOD, WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT!! ARMAGEDDON CAN ONLY GET BETTER!! SO LONG EVERYONE, SEE YOU AT SMACK DOWN!! They go off the sir. Usualy here. See ya.