CWF RAW WEEK #26 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Hartfort Civic Center in Hartfort, Connecticut WEB SITE: http://members.xoom.com/cwfcom1 ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] As the opeining ends, the pyros start to blast the stage, and the fans get up and start to cheer in excitment for RAW tonight. After a minute, Jim Ross starts commentarty. JR: TONIGHT, THE HARTFORT CIVIC CENTER IS PACKED, JAKKED, AND READY TO GO FOR RAW IS WAR!! TONIGHT MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT IN CWF HISTORY!! TONIGHT, ASH AND GOHAN ARE HERE, AND THEY ARE PISSED!! JIM ROSS HERE, ALONGSIDE JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, ARE YOU READY FOR TWO HOURS OF THE BEST SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW!! AND KING, THE HOUSE IS PACKED TONIGHT, AND THIS IS GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!! KING: NOT KIDDING!! TONIGHT, A TAG TEAM HARDCORE MATCH, SAILOR JUPITER AND SAILOR VENUS ARE BACK HERE, AND A LOT MORE... BG: OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW.........YOUR ASS BETTER CALLLLLL SOMEBODYYYYYY!! JR: AND HERE WE GO!! THE HEARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE!! GREEN KNIGHT HAD SCHEDUALED THE ROAD DOGG TO FACE A MYSTERY OPPONENT HERE TONIGHT, BUT WHO IS IT THAT HE WILL FACE HERE TONIGHT?!! KING: WELL, I'VE HEARD RUMORS THAT IT WOULD BE TAZZ, SAILOR MERCURY, JUPITER, AND SOME ARE SAYING THAT IT'S ONE OF THE RONIN WARRIORS THAT WE SAW LAST WEEK DEBUING!! JR: SPEAKING OF WHICH, KENTO AND ROWIN TONIGHT VS. THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS!! KING: I HOPE THAT THEY DON'T HEAR YOU CALLING THEM THAT!! JR: THE DAMN DUDLEYS!! YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE AFTER THEY DID WHAT THEY DID LAST MONDAY AND WHAT THEY TRIED TO DO LAST THURSDAY NIGHT ON SMACK DOWN!! HARDCORE TAG TEAM MATCH HERE TONIGHT, AND WE BETTER GET USED TO SOME BIG TIME ACTION TONIGHT!! GET THIS, TONIGHT, THE BIG SHOW HAS CHALLENGED TALPA HERE TONIGHT, AND HE'S ACCEPTED, SO TONIGHT, THAT WILL HAPPEN!! KING: YOU MEAN THAT THOSE TWO BIG GUYS ARE GONNA BE IN THAT RING TONIGHT?! YOU THINK THAT THE RING CAN HOLD THAT MUCH?! JR: WE WILL SOON SEE, BUT... KING: UH OH, SHUT UP, JR!! YOU KNOW WHAT IS COMING UP NEXT!! DOGG: WELCOME TO THE DOGG HAUSE, WHERE YOU KNOW THAT THOSE NEW AGE OUTLAWS, ALWAYS LIKE TO KICK UP THAT SHIZNIT, DO-GGY STYLE!! [crowd cheers] NOW THEN, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T MAKE A LITTLE NOICE, UP IN THIS BBBIIIAAAACCCCHHHH!!! Crowd cheers relentlessly. JR: THIS CROWD, THE BEST WE'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME!! DOGG: LLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!! D- GENERATION X PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU, THE CURRENT AND WILL STILL BE, HARDCORE CHAMPION OF THE WWWOOORRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD, THE ROAD DOGG, JESSIE JAMES!! KING: The Road Dogg knows how to get this crowd pumped. JR: Well, he'll need it to go against whoever it is that he must go against here tonight. Some strange music starts. KING: HUH!! Fire pyros blast on the stage. KING: AHHH!!! NOT KANE!! JR: That's not Kane, I don't think. It's not, either. It turns out to be Ronin Warrior Ryo. JR: RONIN WARRIOR RYO!! KING: WHA...!! JR: RYO OF WILDFIRE IS THE ROAD DOGG'S OPPONENT HERE TONIGHT!! KING: GK PICKED HIM, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE THAT THE CWF HAD!! JR: HIS DEBUT IS FOR THE CWF HARDCORE TITLE!! WHAT A DEBUT AND AN UPSET THIS WOULD BE IF HE WOULD WIN THE HARDCORE TITLE HERE TONIGHT, AND LOOK AT THE ROAD DOGG!! HE IS IN COMPLETE SHOCK HERE, AS THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY, AND THE ROAD DOGG STARTING TO HAMMER AWAY AT RYO HERE, BUT RYO GETS ROAD DOGG INTO THE CORNER, AND THOSE HARD EDGED CHOPS ONTO THE THROAT OF THE ROAD DOGG, AND HE GOES OUTSIDE FOR A STEEL CHAIR IN THE EARLY GOING. THIS IS A HARDCORE TITLE MATCH, FOLKS!! KING: Yeah, and this is the Road Dogg's field here. He should be able to get out of this without a scratch!! JR: Ryo, with the chair, and ROAD DOGG COUNTERED, KICKING THAT CHAIR BACK INTO RYO'S HEAD!! ROAD DOGG, NOW, GETTING THAT STEEL CHAIR, AND HITS RYO IN THE HEAD, AND AGAIN WITH THAT THING!! KING: I TOLD YOU!! JR: Road Dogg, going under the ring for...A LADDER!! KING: A LADDER?! What is gonna do with THAT!! JR: Well, he's setting that thing up on the turnbuckle. I have no idea what he wnts to do with that thing, and back to Ryo now. KING: This spells trouble here. JR: Tonight, the four radicals are here. KING: Oh no...OH MY GOD!! JR: ROAD DOGG GOT THAT REVERSED, AND HE JUST GOT INTRODUCED TO THE LADDER THE HARD WAY, AND HERE COMES RYO...SPINNING HEEL KICK AND THE ROAD DOGG'S BACK MET THAT STEEL OF THE LADDER...UH OH!! KING: NOW HE'S NUTS!! HE'S CLIMBING THAT LADDER!! JR: THAT LADDER COULD GIVE WAY AT ANYTIME!! THIS IS NOT SMART BY RYO HERE DURING HIS FIRST MATCH HERE IN THE CWF..HE'S ON THAT LADDER, AND...DOWN ON ROAD DOGG WITH THAT LEGDROP, AND...THE LADDER FELL RIGHT ON THE ROAD DOGG'S RIBS!! THOSE RIBS COULD BE INJURED AT THE HANDS OF THAT LADDER!! KING: NO WAY, NO WAY!! THAT IS GONNA BE AT THE HANDS OF THAT RED RETARD THAT THERE!! JR: IT'S RYO, KING!! KING: WELL, KANE IS THE BIG RED RETARD!! I GUESS WE CAN CALL RYO THE MIDGIT RED RETARD!! JR: WELL, THE TITLE IS ON THE LINE HERE, AND HE IS TRYING TO PIN... BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! JR: HEY, WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!! KING: WHAT IN THE HELL?! JR: THAT'S TRIPLE H'S MUSIC!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT, AND HERE HE COMES!! KING: AND HE'S COMING TO THE RING!! WHAT IS THIS?! JR: RYO HAS LOST ALL INTREST IN THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, AND HAS BROUGHT ALL OF HIS ATTENTION TO THE GAME!! KING: THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! JR: WELL, TRIPLE H HAS SOME REASON TO BE OUT HERE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH!! IN ANY EVENT, THIS IS PROBAB...OH, WAIT A MINUTE, HE HAS A MIC!! I GUESS THAT HE WANTS TO SPEAK!! HHH: HEY RYO!! I GUESS..SHUT UP!! CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... KING: THESE FANS HAVE NO RESPECT!! JR; THEY ARE SHOWING THEIR APPRECIATION TOWARDS TRIPLE H!! HHH: YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THAT WHEN DARKPOWER DECIDED TO GIVE YOU GUYS CONTRACTS, IT DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE TOTAL IDIOTS!! YOU SEE, WHEREVER I COME, DX FOLLOWS!! JR: WHAT?! KING: I DO... JR; WAIT A MINUTE, BAD ASS, X-PAC, SAGE, BROCK, TODD!! THEY ARE ALL GANGING UP ON RYO HERE, AND SO IS THE ROAD DOGG!! DAMN THEM!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE BIT!! KING: I LOVE IT...NO, JR: WAIT A MINUTE, GOKU IS COMING IN WITH A CHAIR!! KING: GET THAT IDIOT OUT OF HERE!! JR: GOKU IS GETTING ALL OF DX WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! THIS STARTED LAST WEEK, AND THIS IS A BIG RIVALRY READY TO EXPLODE!! GOKU AND DX, THAT THING IS READY TO OVERBOIL AT ANY MOMENT!! IN THE MEANTIME, ROAD DOGG!! OH MY GOD, TWO, THREE!! YEAH, HE'S STILL THE CWF HARDCORE CHAMPION!! MAKES ME SICK!! HIS FIRST MATCH, AND RYO GOT DECIMATED BY DX RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!! WHAT A WAY TO START OFF RAW!! KING: WELL, YOU CAN WORRY ABOUT THAT!! RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT ELSE IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT!! THE BIG SHOW AND TALPA, AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS!! I DON'T SEE HOW THAT RING CAN HOLD THOSE TWO UP!! JR: ALSO HERE TONIGHT, A HARDCORE TAG TEAM MATCH!! KENTO AND ROWIN AGAINST THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS!! KING: WILL YOU STOP CALLING THEM THE DAMN DUDLEYS?! ALSO, ASH AND GOHAN ARE HERE TONIGHT!! THOSE TWO IDIOTS ARE HERE, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO!! THEY COULD NEED AN INTERPRETER TO TRANSLATE WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY TALK YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT... JR: AND ALSO... Switch to the back, where...THE ROCK is coming into the building. The crowd deafens the arena. JR: WAIT A MINUTE, THE ROCK IS HERE!! HE HAS A TITLE MATCH THIS THURSDAY NIGHT ON SMACK DOWN, BUT HE IS NOT SCHEDUALED TO BE HERE TONIGHT!! WHY IS HE HERE?! KING: I DON'T KNOW?! Switch to another part in the back, where Hardcore and Crash Holly are coming out with scale in hand of Crash. HARDCORE: TWO big DOOFUSES in the same night!! Tonight, we are going to show them that there is room for only ONE superhevyweight in the Cartoon Wrestling Federation, and you're LOOKING at him!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! YOU MEAN HARDCORE HOLLY IS WANTING TO FACE BOTH TALPA AND THE BIG SHOW AT THE SAME TIME!! JR: HE'S GOT MORE GUTS THAN BRAINS TO ACTUALLY TRY THAT!! AND CRASH HAS THAT SCALE WITH HIM!! KING: ARE THEY GONNA WEIGH THEM?! JR: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT!! THAT MATCH IS NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. BG: WWEEEELLLLL, WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!! JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone, and the Big Show is making his way to the arena, and tonight, RAW is brought to you by the only motor oil that provides maximum protection. Castroil GTX!! DRIVE HARD!!! KING: And by..HA, Burger King!! When you have it your way, it just TASTES better!! JR: And by phonefree.com. Where you get all of your long distance calls free over the internet. phonefree.com. SHOW: Hey Talpa, you big ASSHOLE!! As you know, you are 6 foot, 400 pounds!! But as you know, you are NOT 7 FOOT, 500 POUNDS!! That is me, that is the Big Show!! You cannot beat that beef. You can try all you want... Talpa's music starts. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! SOMEONE MAY HAVE AN EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE!! KING: YEAH, A MAN THAT CAN'T BE 7 FOOT, 500 POUNDS, LIKE THE BIG SHOW!! JR: THAT MAY BE SO BUT HE IS DAMN NEAR CLOSE TO IT, AND THE BIG SHOW MAY EAT HIS WORDS, AND HERE COMES 6 FOOT, 400 POUNDS OF... Hardcore Holly's music starts. KING: OH NO!! JR: PLEASE don't do this, Hardcore. You don't know what you're getting into. KING: I don't think that he CARES!! HARDCORE: HEY, YOU TWO DOOFUSES, LISTEN UP!! IT'S FINALLY TRUE!! IT'S FINALLY TRUE!! AFTER MANY, MANY MONTHS OF TRAINING!! RIGOROUS TRAINING!! WE WENT TO THE WEIGHING ROOM, AND IT WAS TRUE!! WE DO NO WEIGHT WELL OVER 800 POUNDS COMBINED!! JR: WELL FINALLY THEY SPEAK THE TRUTH!! CRASH: WE NOW WEIGHT WELL OVER 1600 POUNDS COMBINED!! KING: [laughing] WHAT?! JR: OVER 1600 POUNDS COMBINED!! THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST DEATH WISH OF ANYONE THAT I HAVE MET IN MY LIFE!! KING: TELL ME ABOUT IT!! HARDCORE: SO BASICALLY, 800 PLUS POUNDS IS WHAT YOU TWO FREAKS OF NATURE ARE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW!! JR: EITHER THAT, OR I NEED MY EYES CHECKED, BECAUSE I DON'T SEE THE 800 PLUS POUNDS IN HIM!! HARDCORE: SO TONIGHT, THIS IS NOW A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, BECAUSE THIS MATCH NOW INCLUDES THE BIG SHOT!! KING: OH MY GOSH!! JR: THIS IS INSANE!! HARDCORE HOLLY...OH NO!! KING: HE'S ACTUALLY GETTING INTO THAT RING AND...WHA...!! JR: NAPPA!! SAIYAN NAPPA, AND HE'S BIG IN HIMSELF! LAST THURSDAY, HE ATTACKED THE BIG SHOW, AND HE'S DOING IT AGAIN, AND HERES COMES TALPA TO HELP NAPPA HERE, AND...OH MY GOD, HARDCORE HOLLY IS GETTING BACK AT TALPA!! THIS IS NOT GONNA GO DOWN TO GOOD HERE, AND THIS MATCH IS FALLING APART HERE!! ALL FOUR MEN ARE GOING AFTER EACH OTHER'S THROATS HERE!! Switch to the back, where Serena is standing by with...THE ROCK!! SERENA: ROCK, THIS THURSDAY, YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH GOKU FOR THE CWF TITLE!! BUT TONIGHT, YOU ARE HERE, AND NO ONE KNOWS JUST WHY ARE YOU HERE TONIGHT... The Rock puts his hand up, stopping Serena in her words. The crowd is deafening, then... CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY!! They continue. ROCK: FINALLY, THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK, TO HA-RT-FO-RT!! They all cheer. ROCK: SERENA, THE ROCK WELCOMES YOU TO THE ROCK'S SHOW!! BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT THE BRAMA BULL HAS TO ASK YOU!! YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE PUH-TANG PIE, RIGHT?! KING: UH OH!! SERENA: HUH?! ROCK: OBVIOUSLY, YOU ARE AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK, BECAUSE THE ROCK KNOWS THAT THAT'S ALL YOU DO IS LOOK STUPID, SPACED OUT, BEING CALLED THAT NAME, WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?! SERENA: MEA.. ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WERE CALLED!! KING: HA HA!! ROCK: NOW, ONTO THAT TITLE MATCH!! GOKU, YOU TALK ABOUT HOW YOU HURT YOUR SON, AND HOW YOUR SON WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THE NIGHT AFTER THE ROYAL RUMBLE!! NOW THE BRAMA BULL WAS PRAYING FOR YOUR SON, BUT IT DIDN'T INTERFERE WITH THE BUSINESS MATTER AT HAND!! PLUS, THE ROCK KNEW THAT HE WAS GONNA BE IN THAT RING A FEW DAYS LATER, LAYETH THE SMACKETH DWON ALL OVER ANY CANDY ASS THAT CAME ACROSS HIS PATH!! BUT ONTO YOU, GOKU!! THIS THURSDAY, SURROUNDED, BY THE MILLIONS.... CROWD: AND MILLIONS... ROCK: AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCK'S FANS, AND THEN THE ROCK WILL DO WHAT HE DOES BEST, AND THAT IS SMACK YOUR CANDY ASS FROM PILLIAR TO POST!! BUT, LET'S TALK ABOUT TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER, YOU WANT TO SAY THAT LAST WEEK, YOU HAD THE WORST WEEK IN YOUR LIFE!! YOU WERE WHINING AND CRYING [in a whining and crying voice] OH MY GOD, MY SITE WAS TAKEN OFF, WHA WHA, MY PRESIDENT IS TREATING ME LIKE MONKEY PISS [normal again] OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! Crowd cheers. ROCK: TONIGHT, THAT WEEK WON'T DARE COMPARE TO THE NIGHT THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECIEVE, BECAUSE TONIGHT, THE GREAT ONE WILL GO INTO THE PEOPLE'S RING, RAISE THE PEOPLE'S EYEBROW, THEN GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANYONE WHO YOU WANT TO BRING UP AGAINST THE ROCK!! BRING THEM ALL, DP!! BRING VENUS, BRING TRIPLE H, BRING JABRONI, MAHONI, BALONI!! BRING THEM ALL!! ONE BY ONE BY DAMN ONE, THE ROCK WILL TEACH THEM ALL THAT THE ROCK MEANS EVERY WORD THAT HE SAYS!! BRING WHOEVER YOU WANT!! HELL, EVEN BRING THAT BITCH FOR A BODYGUARD, DEATH DROP-S OF MONKEY PISS!! THE ROCK WILL LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON THEIR ROODY POO CANDY ASS,...IF YOU SMEELLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALOW......WHAT THE ROCK..... CROWD: ...IS COOKIN'!! ROCK:.................................................................. ....IS COOKIN'!! Switch to the back, where Goku and Ryo are talking in the back. GOKU: Those guys are gonna pay tonight. RYO: You wanna challenge them?! I want that bitch's ass. GOKU: You mean the Road Dogg?! RYO: YEAH!! GOKU: Yoou add him in, because I want to go after Triple H here tonight. I think that we have a very good tag team match here tonight!! JR: DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT?! KING: OH NO!! JR: RYO AND GOKU VS. THE ROAD DOGG AND TRIPLE H HERE TONIGHT... Switch to another part in the back, where Queen Beryl and Queen Serenity hugging each other as they walk in the back. BERYL: ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST TIME IN YOUR LIFE?! SERENITY: YEAH, I AM, SURE ABOUT THAT!! BERYL: WELL... All of a sudden, a staff member comes to them. STAFF: Nicole Serenity. Is that you?! SERENITY: Yeah, it's me. Why?! STAFF: You have a phone call. Whoever it is, he said that it was very important that you call him back right away. JR: What?! KING: I don't know. They go to a break, then come back. Serenity comes back to Bryl, crying. BERYL: NICOLE!! SERENITY: THAT WAS EDYMONTON!! HE SAID THAT HE DOESN'T LIKE THE LIFESTYLE OF A BISEXUAL!! BERYL: WHAT?! SERENITY: **sob** HE SAID TO DROP THE **sob** ------ ------ ------ ---- IMAGE, OR HE WOULD KICK ME TO THE CURB!! BERYL: NO WAY!! HE'S IS NOT GOING TO DO THIS TO YOU!! SERENITY: HE ALSO SAID THAT I'M A TRAIDOR TO THE MOON KINGDOM NOW THAT I'M DATING YOU!! Beryl then consults Serenity, hugs her, but with a mean look on her face to show that she is NOT happy by THOSE comments one BIT!! BERYL: I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A LITTLE WORD OF MY OWN!! THAT SON OF A BITCH!! They go back to the ring. BG: THREE, TWO, ONE, GOOOOOOO!! Ash and Gohan come out to the ring. JR: Well, as Ash and Gohan come out to the ring, King, I cannot believe the audassidy of what King Edymonton has just told Queen Serenity. KING: Did you hear what she said he called her?! JR: Damn him for even THINKING that!! Serenity never hurt him, she never did anything to him. Why the hell does he have to judge her by her sexuallity. KING: I agree, JR!! That is just wrong in MY eyes. But enough of that. Let's talk about these two idiots, Ash and Gohan!! I mean, come on. What do THEY have to say to everyone here?! JR: I would suspect it's about SOMETHING!! I didn't hear of anything that was going on with those two, but something is going to happen here!! What is going to happen with this. KING: Even worse, ASH has the mic. They need that interpreter. ASH: LAST WEEK, IT WAS ME AND MY BUDDY, GOHAN, FOR THAT IC TITLE LAST WEEK!! WHEN THAT STUPID SOB, X-PAC, CAME IN AND...OH, WAIT A MINUTE!! NOT ONLY DOES X-PAC NOW HAVE THAT NO GOOD SLIME, SAGE, WITH HIM, BUT HE ALSO HAS THAT DX CREW WITH HIM, AS WELL!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THOSE IDIOTS TRYING TO TEAR UP MY LIFE!! X-PAC, FOR WHAT, THREE MONTHS, NOW, YOU HAVE TRIED TO RUIN POKEMON'S REPUTATION!! YOU HAVE TRIED TO RUIN THE STANDARDS THAT THESE PEOPLE LIVE BY, THAT IS, IF THEY LIVED BY THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!! BUT NOW YOU BRING THAT NO GOOD RONIN WIMP WITH YOU TO TRY TO SAVE YOUR ASS?! JR: THAT'S NOT GONNA LOOK TOO GOOD!! GOHAN: HEY, YOU BIG BULLIES, YOU WANT TO PUSH US AROUND!! WELL, IN TORONTO, NO WAY OUT, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE IT NO WAY OUT, WHEN WE KICK YOUR ASSES FROM PILLIAR TO POST IN TORONTO!! KING: WHAT?! JR: THE MATCH IS SET!! GOHAN AND ASH VS. X-PAC AND SAGE AT NO WAY OUT!! ASH: AND WE'LL MAKE IT A LITTLE BETTER!! WHOEVER WINS THAT THING WILL GO TO WRESTLEMANIA THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!! JR: OH MY!! KING: OH NO!! X-Pac's music starts, and he comes out with Sage. JR: OH NO!! KING: OH YEAH!! Here comes the men who did you guys in, you idiots!! X-PAC: Hey, you whiny baby!! I think that you need a pacifier to close that big ass mouth of yours. You're running your mouth AGAIN and AGAIN!! I told you that I had so much proof that Pokemon was the spawn of Satan. You've seen it, I showed everyone that evidence. JR: OH, THAT MADE ME SICK TO EVEN WATCH THAT?! KING: WELL, HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!! IT'S POSIONING THE KIDS MINDS!! X-PAC: And now you want us to beat your asses even MORE in that Sky Dome?! Well, let me tell you something, guys. Me and my possee here, last night, we smoked up a few joints, and I guess we smoked a few too many, because I think that we'll accept that offer from you. JR: OH YEAH!! KING: Smoking a few WHAT?! SAGE: Oh, and Gohan, you big ASSHOLE!! You are nothing to me. Hell, I'm starting to think that there are too many little kids running around here in the Cartoon Wrestling Federation. KING: WHAT?! JR: I don't think that. SAGE: I mean, you have these two dumb asses who can't speak a common WORD!! KING: RIGHT!! SAGE: And then you have that little bitch, Reenie... JR: UH OH!! KING: WOW!! SAGE: Saying of how much PUPPY LOVE she has for that midgit. Then you have that Team Rockhead character, Mondo... KING: HEY NOW!! JR: That's Team Rocket he's talking about. He better WATCH what he SAYS here. SAGE: I don't know where HE is, and I don't CARE, since it doesn't matter at ALL to me. Who else?! Well, you get my point. I think that it's about time that we teach these KIDS some MANNERS!! Teach them who is SUPPOSED to be the WRESTLERS in the CWF, and it's NOT gonna be anyone under 18, believe you ME!! Oh, and Gohan, I saw that video of that interview you had with JR!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: A very heart-felt interview, believe it or not. SAGE: I don't fel sorry for you. You should've EXCEPTED that when moving back there. You made everyone else so JEALOUS of you. You only cared for YOURSELF, and... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... JR: I THINK THE SAME WAY, FOLKS!! SAGE: AS I WAS SAYING, YOU DESERVED ALL OF THE RIDICULE THAT YOU GOT!! YOU DIDNT'T DESERVE ANY RECONICION!! HELL, I DON'T THINK THAT YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN DESERVING OF A JOB WELL DONE AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TWO WEEKS AGO IN DENVER... JR: OH NO!! KING: NOW WAIT A MINUTE!! SAGE: I DON'T HAVE ANY SYMPATHY FOR YOU AFTER THAT, EITHER!! YOU ASKED FOR THAT MATCH, NOT ANYONE...SHUT UP!! Crowd boos relentlessly, starting to throw garbage at him. KING: WOW!! JR: I don't believe this. This is mean to say to ANYONE. Gohan asked for a title match, but not under those conditions. That was turned into A Hell in a Cell, Last Man Standing Match for the title by DARKPOWER!! SAGE: As I was... ASH: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!! JR: YEAH!! THE FEELING'S MUTURAL!! ASH: I'VE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR BLABBER ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SYMPATHY FOR GOHAN!! YOU DON'T HAVE A SON! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT FELT TO HIS FATHER! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!! SO ---- --- ---- -- ALREADY, BECAuSE YOU, MY FRIEND, DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE!! JR: YEAH!! KING: OH MY GOD!! ASH: PLUS THAT MATCH WAS JUST A TITLE MATCH UNTIL DARKPOWER MADE THAT MATCH INTO HIS OWN SPECTICAL!! YOU SAW WHAT HE TRIED TO DO TO MY FRIEND'S DREAM!! EVERYONE DID!! JR: THAT IS RIGHT!! KING: I CAN AGREE WITH HIM THERE!! ASH: OH, AND IF YOU THINK THAT WE HAVE TOO MANY KIDS IN THE CWF, LET ME ASK YOU THIS!! WHO HOLDS THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE, HUH?! WHO WAS THE ONE WHO HAD A HANDICAP MATCH BACK IN AUGUST AGAINST TEAM ROCKET, HUH?! WHO WAS THE ONE WHO FOUGHT LIKE HELL TO GET THIS THING BACK AT THE SURVIVOR SERIES?! THAT WAS ME, AND I'M ONLY 11!! GOHAN HERE, HE HELD THE TAG TEAM TITLES, WENT ONE ON ONE WITH Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO, AND WAS IN THE MOST BRUTIAL MATCH OF HIS LIFE, AND HE NEVER GAVE UP IN THAT MATCH, AND THAT WAS AGAINST HIS OWN DAMN FATHER!! AND HE'S 7!! I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MONDO, BUT I THINK THAT I SPEAK FOR EVERY "KID" HEE WHEN I SAY TO HELL WITH YOU!! JR: OH YEAH!! ASH: AND IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN TAKE ME ON, I'M RIGHT HERE!! COME ON IN, AND LET'S SEE WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF HERE!! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME HERE TONIGHT IN HARTFORT!! KING: OH NO!! JR: AND SAGE ALMOST MADE HIS WAY, BUT X-PAC STOPPED HIM!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! X-PAC: I AGREE WITH HIM ONE-HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT ON WHAT HE SAID!! BUT WE'LL LET YOU GET READY FOR WHAT IS ABOUT TO BE A DISASTER!! AND TWO WORDS... SAGE AND X-PAC: SUCK IT!! BG: BREAK IT DOWN!! JR: Oh, Sage's comments made me SICK!! Who the hell does he thing that he is to say that about the kids here in the CWF. KING: I don't KNOW, but it sure made ASH mad at him. JR: Look at all of the garbage that was thown by the crowd AT him in response to what he SAID... Switch to the back, where Queen Beryl is mking her way to the ring. KING: SPEAKING OF BEING MAD!! JR: I DON'T BELIEVE KING EDYMONTON!! WHY THE HELL DID HE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! WHY?! End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #26 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Hartfort Civic Center in Hartfort, Connecticut WEB SITE: http://members.xoom.com/cwfcom1 ______________________________________________________ Negamusic starts as the begin the second hour, and Queen Beryl makes her way to the ring angry. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone, and just before we heard those HEINOUS comments from Sage, we heard some even HARSHER comments that Serenity has claimed that King Edymonton, said to her, and King, something tells me that Edymonton is not at ALL happy with what he's been seeing this past week. KING: Well, I have, JR!! I mean, I think that this ia GREAT thing. I have no problem with this bisexual relationship. Let Beryl and Serenity love each other. I LIKE it. JR: Well, keep in mind that not only did Eymonton, OVER THE PHONE, for God sakes, in which I am now being told that it has been CONFIRMED, he really DID say these HENIOUS and SICK things to Serenity, tell her that she was something in which I will not REPEAT... KING: GOOD!! JR: But also a TRAIDOR to the Moon Kingdom, King. KING: Well, I don't think that this is gonna leave a good mark in anyone eyes. They would THINK that Edymonton was this supurp, nice guy, but everyone has their dark side. Everyone has that side to them that makes them do these things. We're SEEING the DARKER side of Edymonton right now. JR: But when she told that to Beryl, her LOVER, she automatically got the most EVIL look on her face. She's PISSED that he SAID those thing...UH OH!! BERYL: FIRST OF ALL, EDYMONTON, HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT SERENITY!! JR: YEAH!! BERYL: WELCOME TO A FREE WORLD, EDYMONTON!! LAST TIME I CHECKED, THERE WASN'T ANY LAW THAT SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WHO TO DATE AND WHO NOT TO DATE!! SECOND, YOU SHOULD ACCEPT OUR SEXUALLITY AS NORMAL!! WHAT IF YOU WERE IN THAT FORM OF SITUATION, AND SERENITY TOLD YOU THOSE THINGS, HUH?! JR: A LOT OF VENOM BEING SPEWED HERE TONIGHT!! BERYL: THIRD, SHE'S DAMN SURE NOT A TRAIDOR!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HER!! HOW DARE YOU CALL HER ON THE PHONE, BREAKING HER HEART, AND TELLING HER TO EITHER DUMP ME, OR BE DUMPED BY YOU, BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HER SUDDEN CHANGE OF LIFESTYLE!! JR: MAN!! BERYL: LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW, EDYMONTON, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT WE SEE AS HAVING THIS PERVERSE SEXUAL TENSION EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!! NO, IT'S NOT THAT!! ME AND SERENITY ARE MORE THAN THAT!! WE LOVE EACH OTHER, DAMN IT!! JR: THAT'S DAMN RIGHT, TOO!! BERYL: AND YOU BETTER RESPECT THAT, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I'M SURE THAT THERE ARE ABOUT FIFTY-THOUSAND OR SO OTHER GUYS IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HER AS THEIR GIRLFRIEND, WHO WILL RESPECT HER FOR WHO SHE IS INSTEAD OF WHO YOU WANT HER TO BE!! JR: WHAT AN AMOUNT OF TRUTH THAT IS, KING!! KING: YOU AIN'T KIDDING, AND THAT MAY INCLUDE ME?! BERYL: SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD START PLANNING TO BE SINGLE, BECAUSE SHE IS NOT GONNA... ??: YES SHE IS!! Edymonton then shows up on the Titantron. JR: OH MY GOD!! EDYMONTON: Beryl, you think that you can just go around and say that she has that RIGHT!! JR: What?! EDYMONTON: BERYL, I DO NOT APPROVE OF THAT LIFESTYLE!! BEING BISEXUAL IS NOT MORAL CORRECTNESS!! BERYL: NEITHER IS CONDEMING SOMEONE FOR NOT ACCEPTING AN INDIVIDUAL FOR WHO... EDYMONTON: OH WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU UGLY, SWEATY-HOG BITCH!! Crowd moans in total shock. JR: OH GOOD LORD!! EDYMONTON: IT'S ONE THING TO HAVE A BISEXUAL RELATIONSHIP, BUT TO HAVE ONE WITH THE UGLIEST PERSON AROUND ANYWHERE!! THAT WAS WHY I DIDN'T GO OUT WITH YOU THAT ONE TIME!! YOU ARE SO DESERVING TO BE ALONE!! THAT WAS WHY DARKPOWER DUMPED YOU BACK AT NO MRCY!! LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, BERYL!! LOOK AT YOURSELF, AND SEE WHY I DIDN'T DATE YOU, MARRY YOU, HELL, EVEN LOOKED AT YOU!! THIS TALK ABOUT PUPPIES AND ALL OF THAT!! WELL, WHAT ARE THOSE PUPPIES MADE OF?! SILICONE?! KING: UH OH!! NOW EDYMONTON... Serenity then comes out to Beryl's music. JR: UH OH!! Here comes Serenity, and something tells me that business is about to pick up here. SERENITY: HEY, EDYMONTON, YOU KNOW!! I WAS THINKING IN THE BACK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID!! AND YOUR RIGHT!! YOU CAN'T ACCEPT WHO I AM FOR WHO I AM!! YOU NEED FOR ME TO CHANGE!! SO YES, I AM GOING TO MAKE A CHANGE!! JR: NO, SERENITY!! DON'T GIVE IN!! SERENITY: THAT CHANGE IS TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU, BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM, THEN I DON'T HAVE THE TIME FOR YOU ANYMORE!! JR: YEAH!! KING: WHAT?! EDYMONTON: YOU'RE NOT SAYING... SERENITY: I FINALLY KNOW HOW YOU ARE?! AFTER HEARING EVERYTHING THAT BERYL TOLD ME OF HOW YOU TREATED HER!! YOU KNOW, EVEN I'LL AMIT, ON THE OUTSIDE, SHE CAN BE MEAN!! SHE CAN HAVE A HARD HEAD, NO OFFENSE TO YOU BERYL!! BUT I HAVE SEEN A MORE...SENSITIVE SIDE TO HER!! KING: OH NO!! SHADES OF THE ROCK AND SOCK CONNECTION AGAIN!! SERENITY: SHE'S A REAL SWEET PERSON TO COME OUT HERE AND DEFENTD MY SEXUALITY!! TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I DON'T ASK FOR HER TO DEFEND FOR ME, AND SHE DOESN'T ASK FOR ME TO DO THE SAME!! WHY?! BECAUSE WE JUST HAVE IT IN OUR BLOOD THAT SOMEONE DOESN'T HURT OUR FRIENDS, AND AS FAR AS YOU GO, YOU, NOW SINGLE, SON OF A BITCH!! I'M KICKING YOU TO THE CURB!! JR: OH MY!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! A JERRY SPRINGER MOMENT!! EDYMONTON: WELL, FINE, JUST BE SURE THAT WHEN WRESTLEMANIA COMES AROUND, THESE FANS ACTUALLY WANT A HETEROSEXUAL BE THEIR CHAMPION, NOT SOMEONE LIKE YOU!! JR: OH COME ON NOW!! KING: Yeah, I agree. That's taking things one step too far. SERENITY: OKAY, IF YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND SPEW YOUR WORTHLESS CRAP ALL OVER THIS ARENA HERE TONIGHT, AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT A PERSON LIKE ME SHOULD WIN THE TITLE COME WRESTLEMANIA, THEN WHY DON'T YOU GET INTO THAT RING IN THE SKY DOME... KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! SERENITY: AND YOU CAN HAVE A MATCH WITH ME, AND I'LL PUT THAT SPOT FOR THE TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA ON THE LINE AT NO WAY OUT!! JR: OH YEAH!! I LIKE THAT IDEA!! EDYMONTON: A QUEEN VS. KING?! I AM COOL WITH THAT!! YOU'RE ON!! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE TITLE RIGHT NOW!! I JUST WANT YOUR ASS, AND WHEN I AM THOUGH, YOU ARE GONNA REGRET EVEN THINKING OF SUCH A LIFESTYLE!! Beryl's music plays. JR: WHAT A MATCH!! THE QUEEN OF THE MOON KINGDOM VS. THE KING!! KING: YOU MEAN FORMER QUEEN, JR!! JR: OR FORMER KING!! KING: WELL, WHAT DO YOU... JR: KING, THAT MATCH UP WITH GOKU AND RYO VS. TRIPLE H AND ROAD DOGG IS GOING TO HAPPEN LATER TONIGHT ON RAW!! WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN THAT GETS UNDERWAY!! Switch to the back, where the four "radicals" have just heard that news, as well. BENOIT: You want to do something about that?! GURERRO: Yeah. They will need our help. MALINKO: After what they tried to do to us last THURSDAY, they DESERVE a payback. JR: What do they mean by THAT?! Switch to another part in the back, where the Dudleys are coming out. KING: I HOPE THAT THEY DON'T HEAR YOU CALL THEM THE DAMN DUDLEYS!! JR: UP NEXT, IT'S ROWAN AND KENTO VS. THOSE DAMN DUDLEY BOYZ, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back in Darkpower's locker room. DARKPOWER: The Rock wants us to pick an opponent for him here tonight. Who wants to go?! BULLDOG: Don't ask ME!! He's not WORTHY of facing ME yet. PETE: ME EITHER!! YAMACHA: EUROPEAN CHAMPION VS. NO CHAMPION?! GIVE ME A... DEATH DROP: let me go and kick his ass. He called me MONKEY piss. DP: You wanna go get him?! You GOT him here tonight. Go and get ready. DROP: Sure thing. [he goes and gets ready] DP: Okay, now, we...wait a minute, did any of you guys see Sailor V here today. BULLDOG: She SHOULD be here tonight. YAMACHA: I haven't seen her here. I know that she IS here, but I haven't SEEN her. DP: And Sailor Jupiter hasn't been seen either?! All nod a no. DP: Well, we can worry about her later. Right now... They go back to the ring, where the Dudley Boyz's music starts, and they head out to the ring. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone, and 1-800-COLLECT presents CWF No Way Out, live, Febuary 27th from the sold out Sky Dome in Toonto, Ontario, Canada, and ONLY on Pay Per Vew, and the big story now is that Death Drop will face the Rock here tonight. KING: Oh my God!! Do you know... JR: Wait a minute, King, there are THREE matches now signed for No Way Out. A "Battle of the Superheavyweights". A four-way matchup. Listen to the participants. The Big Show, Talpa, Nappa, and get this, the fourth participant will be declaired this Thursday on Smack Down. Hardcore Holly and Rikishi Phatu wil square off one on one for that fourth spot in that match. Imagine if RAKISHI got in there. KING: There's enough beef in there as it is. all three of them weigh no less that 350 pounds. JR: They will ALL be in the ring at the SAME DAMN TIME, as well. KING: I thought that the ring couldn't hold The Big Show and Talpa ALONE. Now Nappa will be in there, and either Hardcore Holly or Rikishi Phatu. Now, Rikishi is over 400 pounds, so that will make the canvas give way right there, but witht that announcement earlier that hardcore Holly weighs well over 800 pounds ALONE, OH MY GOD!! JR: Hardcore Holly has a damn DEATH WISH, and so do these damn Dudleys. They have dismantled so many by powerbombs though tables... Ronin Warriors music starts, and Kento and Rowin come out. JR: And here they come, Rowin and Kento. And this match starts out on the ramp here. Kento, going up there with D-Von, while Rowin gets Buh Buh Ray Dudley... KING: Buh Buh Ray DAMN Dudley, according to you. JR: In any event...RIGHT INTO THE STEEL RING POST WENT BUH BUH'S HEAD, COURTESY OF ROWIN, AND NOW TO THE OUTSIDE, AND OUT INTO THE CROWD!! WE HAVE ACTION ON BOTH SIDES OF THE CIVIC CENTER IN HARTFORT HERE IN THIS MATCHUP!! KING: I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF WHAT'S GOING ON!! JR: REFEREE TIM WHITE HAS THE TOUGHEST JOB IN THE BUILDING RIGHT NOW, KEPING TRACK OF BOTH OF THESE TEAMS, AND BUH BUH INTO A POPCORN CART, WHILE BACK UPON THE STAGE... KING: A WATERMELON!! JR: KENTO HAS A DAMN WATERMELON!! AND...D-VON'S HEAD GOT INSERTED INTO THAT WATERMELON, AND HE'S FLAT ON HIS BACK, BUT TIM WHITE HAS DECIDED THAT HE WANTS TO FOCUS ON BUH BUH AND ROWIN, AND NOW BUH BUH HAS A CHAIN, AND NOW CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF ROWIN HERE!! KING: WHAT IS D-VON DOING?! JR: KENTO ON THE RECIEVING END OF A PILEDRIVER FROM D-VON! THIS MATCH IS CAOTIC!! WE NEED TWO REFEREES HERE!!! KING: WHAT A NIGHT SO FAR!! JR: THE ROCK VS. DEATH ROP, AND ANOTHR TAG TEAM MATCH TO GO!! ROWIN..INVERTED NECK BREAKER ON BUH BUH, TWO, AND A KICKOUT, AND FINALLY, MIKE KIOTA COMES OUT TO HELP OUT TIM WHITE WITH THIS THING...UH OH!! KING: REMEMBER THAT LADDER FROM THE BEGGINING MATCH?! HERE IT COMES AGAIN!! JR: AND...D-VON USES IT AS A BATTERING RAM ON KENTO HERE!! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN INTENSE FROM THE GET GO, HERE!! KING: AND LOOK AT THIS?! JR: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ROWIN IS GOING UP ONTO THE BALCONY WITH BUH BUH ON THAT TABLE, AND LET ME TELL YOU IT'S NOT...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE BALCONY ONTO THE FLOOR, BREAKING THAT TABLE!! BUH BUH GOT WHAT HE DESERVED, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE CAN GET UP FROM THAT!! KING: YOU THINK THAT THEY COULD?! JR: I DON'T KNOW, WAIT A MINUTE, THERE IS A COVER...1....2.....3!! ROWIN AND KENTO WON THIS THING AGAINST THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS!! KING: WILL YOU STOP WITH CALLING THEM THE DAMN DUDLEYS ALREADY?! Switch to the back, where Goku and Ryo are coming out to fight. JR: These two are ready for an encounter with DX... Switch to another part, where Benoit, Gurrero, Malinko, and Saturn are coming out, as well. KING: GET THEM OUT OF HERE!! JR: THE FOUR RADICALS!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY COMING OUT HERE FOR! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go to a break, then come back. BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! YO JIMMY HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! JR: WELCOME BACK TO RAW, EVERYONE, AND WE JUST SAW THOSE RADICALS COME OUT HERE, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS NOT GONNA BE PRETTY!! TRIPLE H AND THE RROAD DOGG, COMING OUT TO FACE THE TEAM OF RYO AND THE CWF CHAMPION, GOKU!! KING: YEAH!! FOR THE SECOND TIME NOW, THE MIDGIT RED RETARD COMES IN TO GET HIS ASS KICKED YET AGAIN BY THE ROAD DOGG, BUT NOW HE ACTUALLY THINK THAT HE CAN GET GOKU TO HELP OUT!! YEAH RIGHT!! Goku's music starts, and him and Ryo come out, run into the ring, and start brawling. JR: AND HERE WE GO!! ALL FOUR MEN IN THE ING NOW, AND... And here comes the four radicals. KING: OH, WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: CHRIS BENOIT, DEAN MAKINKO, EDDY GURRERO, AND PERRT SATURN!! WHAT ARE THEY OUT HERE FOR?!! KING: ARREST THEM!! THEY ARE TRESSPASSING!! JR: THE FOUR RADICALS ARE IN THE RING NOW, AND... All of a sudden, Benoit...STARTS ATTACKING GOKU!! JR: THE HELL?! KING: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! JR: THOSE FOUR RADICALS ARE HELPING OUT DX BY GANGING UP ON RYO AND GOKU HERE!! KING: WHAT A DEBUT FOR RYO, HA HA HA!! JR: AND LOOK AT THINS, TRIPLE H IS DOING A NUMBER ON GOKU!! WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THIS ALL MEAN!! NO, NO, NO!! THEY ARE ON TRIPLE H'S SIDE!! WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS!! DAMN THEM!! KING: HA HA HA!!! THE RADICALS ARE WORKING FOR TRIPLE H!! JR: MY GOD!! WHAT SOME HEINOUS CRIME THAT WAS!! Switch to the back, where THE ROCK is coming out for his match. JR: It is next. The Rock and Death Drop. That match is coming up NEXT!! They go to their final commercial break, then come back. Death Drop's music starts, and he comes out to the ring. KING: AND HERE WE GO, JR!! DEATH DROP VS. THE ROCK!! JR: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THIS HAS BEEN ONE HELL OF A NIGHT HERE TONIGHT ON RAW!! WE'VE HAD EVERYTHING HAPPEN!! Switch to the back, where the radicals are being congradulated by Triple H. HHH: You guys did GREAT!! BENOIT: Did you see the LOOK on their faces?! All of a sudden, Darkpower opens the door of the locker room. DARKPOWER: Oh, Triple H, hate to bother you, but have you seen Sailor Venus anywhere here tonight?! HHH: You know, I was thinking of asking you the EXACT same question. I have no IDEA where she is. DARKPOWER: Something must have happened to her. Okay, then, thanks for the help. [he exits] GURERRO: What's HE all about?! HHH: Oh don't worry about him. He was just looking for some PAWN!! Switch back to ringside. KING: No one has seen Sailor V YET here tonight?! JR: That's what we HEAR!! BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLL.....WHAT THE ROCK.....IS COOKIN'!! JR; AND HERE HE COMES!! THE ROCK IS ENTERING THE ARENA, AND HERE WE GO!! THE ROCK AND DEATH DROP!! THIS THURSDAY, THE TITLE IS ON THE LINE, BUT TONIGHT, THE ROCK HAS A CHANCE TO SHOW THE CORPERATION WHAT HE IS ALL ABOUT HERE TONIGHT!!! IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR SIDE..AND A CLOTHESLINE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE BY THE BRAMA BULL, THE ROCK!! KING: WHERE IS VENUS AT?! JR: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT WE HAVE SEEN SOME NIGHT HERE TONIGHT, AND THE ROCK IS... KING: AHHH... JR: WELL, SAILOR JUPITER IS HERE, AND SHE IS COMING INTO THE RING!! KING: GET HER OUT OF HERE!! JR: SAILOR JUPITER IS STARTING TO GO AFTER DEATH DROP!! GETTING BACK AT THE CORPERATION HERE!! DEATH DROP, GOING FOR THE RIDE...RIGHT INTO THE ROCK BOTTOM...NAILS IT!! THIS WILL BE A DQ, BUT THEY DON'T CARE, AND THEY WANT TO SEE IT!! KING: THAT IS RIGHT!! THE PEOPLE ELBOW!! JR: AND HE...GETS IT!! AND NOW SAILOR JUPITER...WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S SAILOR VENUS!! KING: FINA...WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: SHE STOPPED AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP, AND SHE JUST FROZE THERE!! KING: DO SOMETHING!! JR: WELL, JUPITER...WITH THE JUPITERSAULT!! SAILOR JUPITER AND THE ROCK HAVE DECIMATED DEATH DROP, BUT VENUS WANTS TO GO AFTER JUPITER, BUT SHE IS HESITATING ON DOING SO!! KING: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! JR: AND VENUS...IS LEAVING!! KING: OH NO!! WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?! JR: GOOD QUESTION!! WE ARE ALL PUZZLED BY THIS DEVELOPMENT!! WE'LL FIND OUT THIS THURSDAY NIGHT ON SMACK DOWN, SO LONG EVERYBODY!! They go off the air.