CWF RAW WEEK #27 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Alamodome in San Antonio, TX WEB SITE: http://www.officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After the RAW opening ends, we see the many fans as they fill the arena with the loudest cheers ever. After a minute of this, JR starts the commentary. JR: A COUPLE OF WEEKS AWAY FROM WHAT COULD BE A MONUMENTOUS PAY PER VIEW, AND WHAT COULD BE THE FATE OF A QUEEN!! WE WELCOME YOU TO THE ALAMODOME IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, AND TONIGHT, A HELL OF A NIGHT IS IN STORE FOR YOU TONIGHT!! JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND KING KAI, AND TONIGHT, WE ARE READY FOR WHAT COULD BE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!! KING: WE HEARD THAT TRIPLE H WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE TITLE!! KAI: I HEARD THAT HE WASH GONNA CALL GOKU OUT AGAIN FOR THE TITLE!! JR: IN ANY EVENT, AS WELL, SERENA IS HERE TONIGHT... KING: UH OH!! JR: ...AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT ONCE SHE SEES SAGE HERE TONIGHT, BUSINESS WILL PICK UP HERE TONIGHT!! BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! YO, JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! KING: AND JR, HERE COMES THE MOMENT OF TRUTH!! KAI: WE HAVE HEARD OF HIM WANTING TO SHAY SHOMETHING ABWOUT THE TITLE HERE TONIGHT IN THE ALAMODOME, BWUT I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING AFTER THAT SHTATEMENT!! JR: TRIPLE H COMING OUT WITH STEPHANIE MCMAHON, AND FOLKS, WE WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, AND WE HOPE THAT YOUR VALENTINES DAY WAS A SPETACULAR ONE!! KING: BUT TOINGHT, THERE IS ANYTHING BUT LOVE IN THIS ARENA FOR THAT MAN HERE TONIGHT!! KAI: AND FOR GOOD REASHON!! THAT MAN HASH DONE SHOME HORRIBLE THINGSH, BWUT NOT LIKE KING EDYMONTON!! THAT GUY ISH SHTARTING TO MAKE ME SHICK TO MY SHTOMACH!! JR: AND KAI, I THINK THAT YOUR FEELING ABOUT HIM IS MUTURAL!! KAI: ASH WELL ASH IT SHOULD BWE, ASH WELL!! KING: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!! TRIPLE H IS GONNA SPEAK!! I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS!! HHH: ON THIS.... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE,... KING: THIS IS VALENTINES DAY PEOPLE!! YOU SHOULD SHOW LOVE TO THE GAME!! JR: YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT HE IS GONNA GET IT!! ON A NIGHT WHERE THE EUROPEAN TITLE IS ON THE LINE!! YAMACHA WILL BE UP AGAINST NEPHILITE FOR THAT TITLE!! HHH: AS I WAS SAYING, ON THIS VALENTINES DAY, MANY PEOPLE ARE WITH THEIR LOVED ONES!! WITH THE ONES THAT THEY CHERISH IN YOUR HEARTS!! AND RIGHT HERE IS MY VALENTINE, STEPHANIE MCMAHON-HELMSLY!! JR: PLEEZE!! KING: WHAT, THEY ARE THE PERFECT COUPLE!! HHH: NOW, MANY OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT AN ANNOUNCEMENT...NO, A CHALLENGE THAT I WANTED TO ISSUE TO GOKU HERE TONIGHT!! AND MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD OF WHAT IT CONCERNES!! THE CWF TITLE!! KAI: WELL, SHPILL IT ALREADY!! HHH: GOKU, IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO GO UP AGAINST ME, THEN I WILL BE WILLING TO GO FOR IT!! TONIGHT, IN THIS VERY RING, YOU AND ME WILL GO ONE ON ONE...SHUT UP!! [crowd boos] KING: WOW!! JR: Triple H getting no love LOST from these fans here. KAI: Yeah. They HATE him!! HHH: YOU AND ME WILL GO ONE ON ONE, FOR THE TITLE, BUT IT WILL BE A HARDCORE MATCH!! NO COUNTOUTS, NO DQ, PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN THIS ARENA, COME DRESSED AS YOU ARE TITLE MATCH!! JR: OH MAN!! KING: IS HE GONNA ACCEPT THAT TONIGHT?! KAI; I WOULDN'T HAVE AND DOUBWT THAT HE WOULD ACCEPT!! Goku's music starts, and he comes out to the ramp. KING: UH OH!! JR: You take what you can get, and I guess that Goku wants to say something on that matter that Triple H has just presented to Goku. GOKU: TRIPLE H!! YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO CHALLENGE ME FOR THE CWF TITLE?! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO COME OUT HERE AND SAY THAT YOU WANT THAT TYPE OF MATCH FOR MY CWF TITLE?! WELL, BUSTER, YOU'VE GOT YOUR DAMN TITLE MATCH!! JR: OH MY!! ROUND TWO!! GOKU VS. TRIPLE H FOR THE TITLE HERE TONIGHT!! HHH: THAT IS JUST FINE!! I'M SURE THAT YOUR VALENTINE, CHICHI, YOUR WIFE, IS AT HOME, AT STATIC WITH CHILD!! WHAT A COWARD SHE IS, BUT KNOWING YOU, YOU WOULD COME HERE AND TOTALLY BE SO STUPID AS TO COME IN HERE AND HAVE ME KICK YOUR ASS BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY DEFEND THAT BROAD, SO I'LL SHUT UP ABOUT IT UNTIL THE MATCH LATER TONIGHT!! THEN MAYBE SHE'LL FIND OUT WHO REALLY IS WEARING THE PANTS IN THE SONN FAMILY!! It's then that Goku RUNS TO THE RING!! JR: AND THERE GOES GOKU!! KING: I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!! KAI: LOOK AT ALL OF THE REFEREESH TRYING TO GET THISH THING SHEPERATED!! JR: THEY JUST FILLED UP THE ALAMODOME HERE WITH THE STRIPED SHIRTS, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE A HELLATIOUS NIGHT, AS WE HAVE SEEN ALREADY!! TONIGHT, SERENA SOMMERS IS HERE TONIGHT, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT IF SHE FINDS SAGE HERE TONIGHT, HELL IS GONNA BREAK LOOSE AT THAT POINT!! KING: AND PLUS, YOU HEARD IT!! TONIGHT, HARDCORE RULES!! GOKU VS. TRIPLE H FOR THE CWF TITLE!! KAI: AND LISHTEN TO THISH MATCH!! YAMACHA VERSHUSH NEPHILITE, AND I'VE HEARD THE RUMORSH THAT YAMACHA ISH A LITTLE BIT JEALOUSH ABWOUT NEPHILITE'SH APPEAL TO THE LADIESH HERE IN SHAN ANTONIO!! JR: PLUS, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, WE ARE PLEASE TO HAVE MIA FROM THE SHOW RONIN WARRIORS IN ANTENDANCE HERE TONIGHT!! AN INVITED GUEST OF THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION, AND WE ARE... Switch to the back, where Ash is waiting outside a locker room. JR: And there is the CWF Intercontinental champion, and it appears he's waiting for something, King! KING: Or someone! Is that a locker room? KAI: I think sho! I dunno whoshe, though! Gohan pokes his head out. GOHAN: Is the coast clear? ASH: [looks around] Yeah, it's cool. Ash and Gohan take off in the opposite direction. LAWLER: What are they doing, JR?! JR: I dunno, King! Wherever they're headed....... Switch to another part in the back, where the Hollys are talking (OH NO). HARDCORE: Now that I am in the Battle of the Superheavyweights, Crash, it's about time that we size up our competiton!! Crash, we'll need that scale. KING: OH NO!! KAI: What do that want to do with THAT thing?! JR: They want to use the scale here tonight, but I don't know what for. They used that thing in the past... Switch to still ANOTHER part in the back, where Al Snow is with Steve Blackman. SNOW: HEY, BLACKMAN, SINCE WE'RE IN THE CWF NOW AND ALL OF THAT, AND WE ARE IN THE MIST OF POKEMON, DBZ, AND THE BABES OF SAILOR MOON, I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD [giving Blackman, of all things, A SAILOR SUIT] GET IN THIS... BLACKMAN: WHAT THE HELL..?! SNOW: AND I COULD COME OUT, AND WE COULD BE SAILOR HEAD!! WHADDYA THINK?! BLACKMAN: [looks disgusted] WHAT?! KING: OH MY GOD!! SNOW: YOU KNOW!! SAILOR MOON!! SAILOR HEAD!! BLACKMAN: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! LOOK, LET'S JUST GO OUT THERE AND GET THE JOB DONE, OKAY!! KING: WHAT, HE DIDN'T LIKE SAILOR HEAD?! KAI: HA HA HA!! I WANTED TO SHEE HIM IN THAT THING!! JR: AL SNOW AND BLACKMAN.. KING: SAILOR HEAD!! JR: AGAINST MISTY AND KRILLIN, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. [BEGIN CWF PROMO] Goku is shown at a house show, fighting Gangrel. He punches him until he is on the ropes. ANN.: GOKU SONN FOR 1-800-COLLECT! Close up of Goku about to whip him. GOKU: (to Gangrel) I'm not talking to you. Goku sends him to the ropes, and gives Gangrel a spinebuster. Close up of the two. GANGREL: What I do? Close up of just Goku. GOKU: You're so insensitive. Gangrel pushes Goku off, then gets him in a hammer lock from behind. GOKU: You dialed zero when you called me last night. Close-up of Gangrel getting elbowed in the head. GOKU: You should've dialed 1-800-COLLECT. Would've saved me a bundle! Goku then slams Gangrel's head into the top turnbuckle, sending him down. Goku then picks up his legs. GOKU: How do you think that makes me feel? Goku starts swinging Gangrel. GANGREL: Next time I'll use 1-800-COLLECT! I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU! GOKU: Me neither. Goku is then seen letting go of Gangrel, sending him into the crowd. After a shot of Goku and the ref cringing, a big hole is shown, with Gangrel's puffy shirt floating into view. GOKU VO: Dial 1-800-COLLECT...or else. [END CWF PROMO] KING: How did you like THAT one?! JR: Folks, that is just one of the many promos that our CWF stars cut for businesses!! KAI: I wash there during the tapingsh for that commercial!! Definitly worth all of the hard work!! Misty's music comes on, and her and Krillin make their way into the arena. JR: It'll be Misty and Krillin against Steve Blackman and Al Snow, and before we went to the break, Al Snow tried to sell 'Sailor HEAD' to Steve Blackman. Needless to say that it didn't go well with Blackman. KING: Well, now I don't know whether to keep calling them Head CHEESE, and going with Sailor HEAD now. KAI: I SHTILL can't bwelieve that Bwlackman didn't like Shailor Head!! What an IDIOT he ish!! JR: Well, they will have to make due here tonight against this team, and something tells me that Misty and Krillin are not on the same page as we thought they wouldn't be. KING: THIS is a disaster waiting to happen. Al Snow's music starts up, and he comes out. KING: Well, speaking of 1-800-COLLECT, they present CWF No Way Out, live from the sold out Sky Dome in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Febuary 27th, and ONLY on Pay Per View. JR: Al Snow coming out, and I guess Head has went on his or her OWN way tonight. KAI: Well, he would probwabwly need for Head to do it's own thing, bwecaushe of what we may shee from one Shteve Bwlackman. Blackman's music starts, and he comes out to the ring. JR: And here comes the Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman, and this match is going to get underway. Al Snow and Misty here to start things off. Al Snow, whipped into the corner, and a NICE CLOSELINE THERE by Misty. Sends Snow again into the corner, and AGAIN with that supurp closeline, and now landing those stiff kicks into the sterenm of Al Snow here. KING: The HEAD of Sailor Head. KAI: I think that you could bwe RIGHT, King, on THAT much. KING: SEE!! JR: PLEEZE!! Misty now, goes to the ropes, Snow staggering, AND MISTY, DOING A BALANCING ACT ON HIS SHOLDERS...BUT SNOW DROPPED MISTY ONTO THETOP ROPE THERE, AND MISTY'S NECK CAME OFF OF THAT ROPE KINDA ACKWARD THERE!! KAI: AL NEEDSH TO BWE CAREFUL ABWOUT GIVING THOSHE INJURIESH TO PWEOPWLE IF HE CAN HELPW IT!! JR: Misty needds to make a tag to Krillin, and she does, as Krillin comes in, and now Al Snow tags in the Lethal Weapon. Blackman, in a lock-up with Krillin. To the turnbuckle, and referee Mike Kiota is asking for a clean break, and will he...BLACKMAN KICKS KRILLIN IN THE BRED BASKET THERE!! KING: What a supurp kick by the Sailor in Sailor Head. JR: Oh will you stop that, King?! KING: WHAT?! JR: And now KRILLIN, FIRING BACK WITH THOSE HUGE RIGHTS... KAI: OH WAIT A MINUTE, JR!! LOOK WHO'SH COMING OUT TO SHEE THISHA LITTLE CLOSHER!! JR: Those Damn Dudley Boyz!! What the hell are they doing out here?! KING: This is not good. JR: AND KRILLIN, WITH A SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP THERE!! THOSE DUDLEYS POWERBOMBED MONDO, AN 11 YEAR OLD KID, THOUGH A TABLE LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN!! GOD KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT TO DO...OH NO!! KING: HERE THEY COME!! JR: BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP HERE!! THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS, AND THEY ARE ATTACING MISTY AND KRILLIN HERE!! THE MATCH HAS BEEN THOWN OUT, AND AL SNOW AND STEVE BLACKMAN HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THE WAY HERE!! KAI: RIGHTFULLY SHO!! JR: AND NOW D-VON GETTING A TABLE FROM UNDER THE RING, AND THEY GOT MISTY!! D-VON, SETTING UP THAT...WAIT A MINUTE!! BUH BUH: WAIT A MINUTE, D-VON!! WHY PUT HER THOUGH A TABLE, WHEN WE CAN POWERBOMB ANOTHER PERSON THOUGH A TABLE!! JR: WHAT?! KING: I DON'T LIKE THAT SOUND OF THAT!! All of a sudden, Buh Buh looks straight at...MIA!! KAI: WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: D-VON IS GOING TO THE OUTSIDE WITH BUH BUH...OH NO, COME ON HERE!! THAT'S MIA!! SHE WAS AN INVIRTED GUEST HERE TONIGHT, AND...WAIT A MINUTE!! D-VON PULLED HER OVER THE SCURITY RAILING!! MY GOD, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO DO THIS!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE, DUDLEYS, I DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO HERE!! JR: INTO THE RING NOW!! THAT TABLE IS SET UP, AND D-VON AND BUH BUH RAY...WAIT A MINUTE!! KENTO AND ROWIN, AND THEY ARE GOING AFTER THOSE DAMN DUDLEY BOYZ, AND THE DUDLEYS HAVE GOTTE TO HIGHER GROUND THERE!! KAI: GOT THERE AT THE RIGHT TIME!! THEY WOULD'VE DONE IT, TOO!! JR: KENTO AND ROWIN!! THE DUDLEYS!! WHAT A RIVALRY THOSE TWO ARE BUILDING... Switch to the back, where Ash and Gohan are in the bathroom, kneeling by a toilet. Pikachu is sitting on the seat, looking in. LAWLER: What is THIS?! PIKACHU: Pi-ka, pi... ASH: For the last time, Pikachu, it's NOT going to fit down that hole! I'm not kidding! KING: WHAT DID HE SAY?! JR: I don't like the way THIS is looking! KAI: Me neither. GOHAN: How do you understand what he is saying, Ash? ASH: I've had Pikachu for a really long time; I just started to understand him. KING: WHAT ARE THEY DOING, JR?! JR: I DON'T THINK I WANNA KNOW! GOHAN: Get the plunger Ash, get that thing outta there. ASH: Me?! YOU put it in there! GOHAN: But this was YOUR idea! Ash sighs. ASH: Alright then, gimme the friggin' plunger. Gohan gives Ash a plunger, and Ash forces it into the toilet over and over. KAI: OH, THISH ISH REAL NISHE! JR: I THINK THAT ASH AND GOHAN TOOK THE TERM "TOILET HUMOR" IN A VERY WRONG DIRECTION! KING: OH NO KIDDING! ASH: There. [He drops the plunger.] THAAAT got it. GOHAN: One thing's for certain, though. Gohan reaches into the toilet and pulls out...HEAD! The obvious victim of a swirly! KING: AAAAH! GOHAN: This thing makes a really good SWIRLY! Ash and Gohan share a huge laugh. JR: ASH AND GOHAN HAVE JUST SUBJECTED HEAD TO A SWIRLY! KING: THIS IS UNBELIEVALBE, JR! Switch to another part in the back, where Sage is coming out to the ring. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: UH, SAGE, YOU THINK THAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA TO GO TO THE RING WHEN YOU HAVE THE MOTHER OF THE GIRL YOU POSSIBLY INJURED LOOKING FOR YOU?! KAI: DEFINITLY SHERENA ISH SHEEING THISH ASH WELL ARE WE HERE!! JR: WHAT IS HE COMING OUT HERE FOR, THOUGH!! We'll be right back. They go to a break, then come back. Sage's DX music starts, and he comes out to his music. JR: We are back here, and I hear that standing by, we have Michael Cole with Kento and Rowin. Switch to the back to Cole. COLE: YOU GUYS, THOSE DUDLEY BOYZ TRIED TO... KENTO: HEY, DUDLEYS!! YOU WANT TO TRY THAT TO MIA, OUR INVITED GUEST HERE TONIGHT?! WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT!! YOU GUYS AND US FOR NO WAY OUT!!! TORONTO, AND WE ARE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!! ROWIN: AND ALL OF THE PUNISHMENT THAT YOU WILL SUFFER IS GOING TO BE MUCH WORSE THEN WHAT YOU HAVE SUFFERED IN THE PAST FROM US!! Switch back to ringside. JR: KENTO AND ROWIN VS. THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS FOR NO WAY OUT!! KING: OUT OF ANGER, I BET!! KAI: WHAT ISH SHAGE DOING OUT HERE NOW, THOUGH?! JR: YOU TELL ME!! SAGE: LAST THURSDAY, REENIE, YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVED, CORTESY OF ME, THE DEFENDER OF THE PRIDE AND TRADITION OF THE CWF, WHICH IS SAGE OF HALO!! JR: THAT HALO IS NOT OVER HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW!! SAGE: NOW I HEARD THAT REENIE'S BITCH FOR A MOTHER, SERENA IS HERE TONIGHT LOOKING FOR ME!! KING: UH OH!! SAGE: I'M NOT TOO HARD TO FIND!! SO IF YOU WANT ME TO FACE YOU, I AM RIGHT HERE!!! COME AND GET ME!! JR: MAN!! KING: IS HE CRAZY!! ??: HEY ASSHOLE!! Serena is seen on the Titantron. JR: UH OH!! SERENA: IT WAS, OH, TWO WEEKS AGO THAT I WAS SICK --- ------- TIRED OF PEOPLE DOING THAT TO MY DAMN FAMILY!! YOU ARE THE LOWEST SCUM THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! YOU KNOW, I WISH THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS, BUT IT IS NO LONGER MY PROBLEM!! I HAVE SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO FACE YOU HERE TONIGHT ON RAW!! YOU CAN FACE HER INSTEAD OF ME!! I NEED TO TEND TO REENIE!! SHE CAN GO AND FACE YOU HERE TONIGHT!! SAGE: WELL YOU CAN BRING WHOEVER THAT PERSON IS OUT HERE AND NOW... SERENA: OH, BELIEVE ME, YOU NEED THE TIME TO GET READY!! SAY, AFTER THAT TITLE MATCH HERE TONIGHT, YOU AND THE WOMAN THAT I AM BRINGING WILL GET IT ON, AND I HOPE THAT SHE WILL...NO SHE WILL KICK YOUR PUNY ASS, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!! [she goes off of the Titantron] KING: WHO IS IT?! JR: I DON'T KNOW, KING!! KAI: WHOEVER IT ISH, SHE SHOUNDSH IMPORTANT TO SHERENA!! Switch to the back, where Al Snow has found Head. SNOW: OH HEAD, THERE YOU...THE HELL!! HEAD, DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET?! YOU ARE NEVER GONNA LEARN, ARE YOU?! JR: Al Snow doesn't even acknowledge the possibility. KING: HE'S THAT STUPID!! Switch to a different backstage area, where Triple H is coming out for his match against Goku. JR: COMING UP NEXT, IT'S GOING TO BE GOKU VS. TRIPLE H!! THE TITLE IS ON THE LINE, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! YO, JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! JR: HERE COMES THE GAME, FOLKS!! KAI: HE'SH ACTULLY GONNA GO THOUGH WITH THISH!! KING: HE'S THE GAME!! OF COURSE TRIPLE H IS GONNA GO THOUGH WITH THIS!! KAI: I MEANT GOKU!! KING: OH!! JR: WELL, TONIGHT, RAW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PRICELINE.COM, WHERE YOU NAME YOUR OWN AIRLINE PRICE AND SAVE!! KING: AND BY THE ONLY MOTOR OIL THAT PROVIDES MAXIMUM PROTECTION!! CATROIL GTX!! DRIVE HARD!! KAI: AND BWY CHEF BWOYARDEE!! OVERSHTUFF YOURSHELF ON MONDAY NIGHTSH WITH CHEF BWOYARDEE AND THE CWF!! Goku's music then starts, and he comes out. JR: AND HERE COMES GOKU, THE CWF CHAMPION, AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY, AS THE TWO MEET ON THE RAMP, AND ONTO THE BARRACADE THERE WENT TRIPLE H!! THESE TWO, BOTH WERE CWF CHAMPIONS, ONE IS THE CURRENT CWF CHAMP!! KAI: AND THESHE TWO MAY BWE SHTARTING A RIVALRY WITH THESHE MATCHESH!! KING: NOT LIKE WHAT QUEEN BERYL HAD WITH HIM LAST YEAR!! THAT WAS A CLASSIC!! JR: SURE AS HELL WAS!! GOKU NOW, GETS A BASEBALL BAT FROM UNDER THE RING!! AND SMASHES TRIPLE H'S HEAD WITH THAT THING, AND NOW COVER, 2, KICKOUT AFTER TWO!! KING: HOW DID HE DO THAT!! KAI: I HAVE NO IDEA, BWUT GOKU NEEDSH TO WATCH OUT HERE!! JR: GOKU IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO GET OUT OF THIS GRIP, AND TRIPLE H RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE RING BELL, AND AGAIN!! TRIPLE H IS WORKIG ON THE CURRENT CHAMPION, BUT HERE COMES GOKU TO FIGHT BACK HERE!! RIGHT HANDS, AND COMING NEAR US NOW!! KING: GET OUT OF THE WAY!! JR: TRIPLE H AND GOKU NEAR THE ANNOUNCE POSITION, AND KING, THIS IS NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE FOR US RIGHT NOW!! KING: YOU'RE NOT KIDDING!! KAI: WHAT ABWOUT ME, HERE?! JR: GOKU WITH THOSE MARTIAL ARTS KICKS THERE, AND NOW GOKU IS GETTING A STEEL CHAIR, AND HITS TRIPLE H IN THE HEAD WITH THAT THING!! GOKU, COMING BACK INTO THE MATCH, AND GOING BACK INTO THE RING HERE!! KAI: WE HAD EVERYTHING COME RIGHT AT USH!! KING: ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS IS A TITLE MATCH OR A HARDCORE TITLE MATCH?! JR: THIS IS A CWF TITLE MATCH, AS FAR AS I KNOW!! GOKU, NOW, WHIPS TRIPLE H TO THE ROPES, MISSING WITH THE CLOSELINE, COUNTER..AND GOKU'S HEAD GOT DROPPED ON TRIPLE H'S KNEE!! KAI: I'M SHURPRISHED HERE!! TRIPLE H ISH SHTANDING HISH OWN HERE!! KING: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!! HE'S THE GAME!! OF COURSE HE IS GONNA STAND HIS OWN!! JR: THE GAME IS GOING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE...AND HE GOT CAUGHT!! HIS GAME IS NOT GONNA BE TOP NOTCH AFTER THAT TURN OF EVENTS!! KAI: THAT'SH GONNA GET TRIPLE H INTO THE SHOPRANO OF THE CHOIR HERE!! JR: AND NOW TRIPLE H IS...OH, WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES THE ENTIRE DX CREW!! KAI: OH NO!! THAT'SH PROBWABWLY WHY HE WANTED A HARDCORE MATCH!! KING: AND THEY ARE GOING INTO THE RING, JR!! JR: GOKU IS BEING HAMMERED BY DX HERE!! THIS IS EVERY SINGLE DX MEMBER EXCEPT SAGE WHO IS GETTING READY FOR THE MATCH AGAINST SERENA'S PROTOGE!! AND THEY ARE CONTINUING TO HAMMER DOWN!! THERE IS NO DQ HERE, FOLKS!! THE REF HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET THIS GO HERE!! KING: AND THEIR GOES THE CHAIR!! KAI: AND...DOWN ON THE HEAD!! MY GOD!! JR: AND NOW TRIPLE H WITH THE...PETEGREE!! OH MY GOD , NO!! IT CAN'T HAPPEN THIS...2....3!!! TRIPLE H HAS SCREWED GOKU OUT OF THE TITLE!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NNNNEEEEWWW CWF WORLD CHAMPION, TRIPLE H!! KING: THE FIRST TWO TIME CWF CHAMP IS THE GAME!! JR: DX GOT THE JOB DONE, THOUGH!! THERE IS GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H HAS THE MIC!! HHH: NOW THAT I HAVE GOT THE JOB DONE, I AM ONCE AGAIN ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO FIND OUT WHY, I AM SENDING OUT AN OPEN CHALLENGE FOR ANYONE IN THE BACK WHO WANTS TO MAKE THEMSELVES FAMOUS HERE TONIGHT!! I'LL PUT THIS TITLE ON THE LINE AGAINST ANYONE WHO HAS THE BALLS TO FACE THE GAME!! KING: IS HE SERIOUS?! JR: AN OPEN CHALLENGE FOR A CWF CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH HERE TONIGHT!! ANYONE WHO WANTS IT IS GONNA GET IT!! End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF RAW WEEK #27 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Alamodome in San Antonio, TX WEB SITE: http://www.officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ They start the second hour with Sage coming into the ring with his music on. JR: Welcome back to CWF RAW, everybody, and as we get ready for Sage's match against whomever Serena has chosen to face him, and as King Kai has left us to get a word with Goku there, let's show you what happened just a few moments ago!! Triple H became a two time CWF Champion, King. KING: What a feat for the Game!! And then, to top it all off, he has a open challenge now out for whoever wants to face him for the title here tonight. JR: That is later tonight, people, but that is the big story right here. Triple h has become the new CWF World Champion, and that, my freinds, may be the start of disastorous things to come. But I think that Goku was lured into this match, and got set up by DX so that Triple H, THE GAME, would have an easy shot at the Title. KING: Don't you start there, JR. Triple H is SMART!! He KNEW that Goku would be stupid, and he took advantage of the situation. JR: Right now, though, I want to know who is the woman that Serena has picked to face Sage. She said that she was done trying to pay back the people who hurt her family, and has someone who will do that FOR her. KING: I want to know that MYSELF, JR!! Do you think you know who it IS?! JR: Maybe it's Chyna, King, I don't know, really!! All of a sudden, the lights go out. KING: NOT KANE!! JR: GOLD LIGHTS ARE STARTING TO FILL THIS ARENA HERE!! KING: THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! A figure which looks like Serena appears near the entranceway. JR: IT'S SERENA!! BUT SHE SAID THAT SHE WASN'T GONNA GET INTO A FIGHT WITH SAGE, KING!! KING: SHE LIED, JR!! Pyros go off on the stage, and then the woman is revealed..IT'S ACTULLY...SAILOR MOON!! JR: [in his loudest voice] OH YEAH!! KING: WWWHHHHHAAAAATTTT?! JR: THAT'S NONE OTHER THAN SAILOR MOON!! SERENA HAS PICKED THE LEADER OF THE SAILORS TO HELP HER WITH SAGE HERE!! KING: OH NO, JR!! I'M NOT BELIEVING THIS ONE BIT!! SAILOR MOON IS THE WOMAN THAT SERENA PICKED!! JR: WHAT A NIGHT THIS IS BECOMING!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION, WE HAVE A EUROPEAN MATCH COMING UP, AND NOW WE HAVE SAILOR MOON COMING INTO THE RING, AND LOOK AT THE FACE OF SAGE, HE CAN'T BELIEVE HIS EYES!! KING: I CAN'T BELIEVE MINE, EITHER, JR!! JR: AND HERE WE GO!! NO WORDS SPOKEN!! SAGE TRIES TO GET SOME LICKS IN AGAINST SERENA'S PICK FOR SAGE, AND IS IT EVER A BLOCKBUSTER, BUT LOOK AT MOON!! SAGE ISN'T EVEN FAZING SAILOR MOON HERE!! KING: OH, SAGE, I DON'T THINK THAT I BELIEVE WHAT YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO! JR: AND MOON SHOVES SAGE INTO THE CORNER, AND RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS!! KING: OH MY GOD!! JR: TO THE ROPES, NEAR SIDE, TILT A WHIRL...PILEDRIVER!!! OH MY GOD, MOON IS TAKING SAGE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL HERE, KING!! KING: UNBELIEVBLE, JR!! I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SOMEONE LIKE TAZZ OR CHYNA, BUT SAILOR MOON, OH MY GOD!! NEVER EXPECTING THAT!! JR: MOON, NOW, GOING TO THE TOP, BACK TO SAGE...MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP!! KING: AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL HERE, JR!! THAT'S WHAT WE NEED NOW!! JR: MOON NOW WITH SAGE, AND SETTING UP FOR A POWERBOMB, AND..WAIT A MINUTE...RUNNING POWERBOMB THERE!!! 1......2......3!!! THE WIN GOES TO SAILOR MOON!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, SAILOR MOON!! JR: WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN SO FAR!! KING: OH, JR, SHE'S NOT DONE YET!! JR: YOU'RE RIGHT, KING!! SHE HAS THAT MIC!! MOON: HEY SAGE!! YOU'VE AWAKEN THE POWER OF THE MOON!! WHAT YOU DID TO REENIE WAS SOMETHING THAT SERENA DIDN'T THINK COULD BE AVENGED BY HER ALONE!! SO I HAVE PUNISHED YOUR ASS FLAT ON YOUR DAMN FACE!! AND IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, THEN YOU WILL FACE YOUR FATE, COURTESY OF SAILOR MOON!! KING: I'M THINKING THAT SHE MEANS IT, JR!! JR: NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT SHE MEANS IT, BUT WHAT A HELLATIOUS WAY TO CONTINUE THIS NIGHT, WHICH IS EXPLOSIVE ALREADY!! Switch to the back, where King kai is with Goku. KAI: I'M HERE WITH GOKU, AND GOKU, AFTER WHAT WE SHAW HERE EARLIER TONIGHT, I HAVE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE DISSHAPOINTED OF YOURSHELF AT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT MATCH AGAINSHT TRIPLE H!! GOKU: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, KAI!! TRIPLE H, YOU WANT ALL OF YOUR GOONS TO COME AFTER ME AND HAVE THEM ATTACK ME, LIKE THE COWARD THAT YOU REALLY ARE?! WELL FINE!! IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET MY TITLE BACK FROM YOU, YOU DUMB ASS, THEN THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WILL DO!! BRING THEM ALL, TRIPLE H, BECAUSE I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU!! He walks off. JR: MAN!! KING: WOW!! Switch to another part in the back, where the Hollys are coming out with the scale in their hand. HARDCORE: IT'S TIME, CRASH!! BRING THE SCALE!! WE'LL FIND OUT HOW MANY LIGHTWEIGHTS THERE ARE IN THAT RING WHEN WE GET THERE!! JR: THE HOLLYS ARE COMING OUT HERE!! KING: OH NO, NOT THAT SCALE AGAIN!! JR: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go to a break, then come hack. [start CWF promo] ANN.: TWO FORMER ENEMIES NOW LOVERS!! COLE: THEIR KISSING ON THE LIPS IN THE RING!! BERYL: I THINK THAT I'M A BISEXUAL...AND I KNOW THAT SERENITY LOVES ME, AS WELL!! ANN.: BUT NOW ONE PERSON WANTS TO DESTROY THE RELATIONSHIP!! EDYMONTON: YOU ARE A TRAIDOR TO THE MOON KINGDOM!!...BEING A BI IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT TO A BITCH LIKE BERYL... ANN.: BUT NOW THE STAKES ARE AT IT'S HIGHEST!! COLE: WHOEVER WINS IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA TO FACE THE CHAMPION!! EDYMONTON: IF I WIN,...YOU RELINQUISH YOUR POSITION AS QUEEN OF THE MOON KINGDOM!! ANN.: AND HIS QUEEN IS GOING TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE!! SERENTY: I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY!! YOU'RE ON!! ANN.: KING EDYMONTON!! QUEEN SERENITY!! EVERYTHING OR NOTHING MATCH!! CWF NO WAY OUT!! LIVE FEBUARY 27TH, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] JR: What a matchup that will be [Holly's music starts as the cousins come out]!! Queen Serenity and King Edymonton in a match that is now being called the Everything Or Nothing Match!! KING: And it IS everything or nothing. Serenity may need to relinquish the title of QUEEN!! JR: And we ALL know how much to HEART she takes that position, but more than that, the other side of that match is that the winner is going to go to Wrestlemania to face the CWF champion, which right now is Triple H, but right now, I think that the Hollys have a death wish to come out here, and call out The Big Show, Talpa, and Nappa, who will be in that Battle of the Superheavyweights match. Last Thursday, it was hardcore Holly that got the win over Rakishi, and got the right to be in this match, and that is going to be an awesome match at No Way Out, King. KING: Yeah. Take a look at everyone who is going to be in that ring at the same time, excluding Hardcore Holly. Not one of them, well, ALMOST none of them, at least, are nowhere UNDER 300 POUNDS!! JR: There is gonna be literrly a TON and THEN some in that ring in Toronto!! KING: What is he doing with that scale, JR?! JR: Well, Crash is setting it up!! I want to know that MYSELF!! KING: Well, we're gonna find out what this is all about!! HARDCORE: OKAY, OKAY!! NOW, AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE CHECKED MYSELF OVER, AND DAMN IT, I LOOK WELL OVER 800 POUNDS AS I AM THAT MUCH, BUT, LOOKING AT MY COMPETITION AT NO WAY OUT, WELL, THERE IS NO COMPETITION, BECAUSE THERE IS NO MAN THAT IS GONNA BE OVER 800 POUNDS IN THAT RING, BUT JUST TO BE SURE THAT YOU ARE EVEN A SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT, YOU SEE THE SCALE!! KING: OH NO!! JR: I THOUGHT THAT THAT SCALE WAS GONNA BE USED FOR SOMETHING!! HARDCORE: OKAY, HERE'S THE WAY YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS!! LET'S FIRST START..[looking at Nappa] WITH YOU, YOU PUSSYCAT, COME ON HERE!! JR: ON MY LORD!! KING: HE CALLED NAPPA A PUSSYCAT!! HARDCORE: COME ON, GET ON THE SCALE!! WEIGH HIM OUT, CRASH!! JR: WELL, I GUESS THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO!! KING: NO GOOD REASON, THAT IS!! HARDCORE: [disgusted] GOOD LORD!! I DON'T THINK THAT THAT WILL DO THAT!! [to the Big Show] HEY, BIG SLOW, COME ON HERE AND LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN BREAK THE BOOK!! KING: HA HA!! BIG SLOW!! JR: LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS GONNA MAKE HARDCORE ANY FRIENDS ANYTIME SOON!! HARDCORE: NOT EVEN CLOSE!! DAMN IT!! I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SUPERHEAVYWEIGHTS GETTING IT ON!! [now going to Talpa] I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU, BIGFOOT, COME ON OUT HERE AND LET'S SEE HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH!! KING: HA HA HA!! JR; MAN!! THEY DO HAVE A DEATH WISH!! KING; ABOUT 400 POUNDS, CRASH!! HARDCORE: WELL, WE KNOW THAT NONE OF THEM ARE GONNA CUT IT!! OKAY, YOU GUYS, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!! JR: UH OH!! HARDCORE: THIS IS NOT GONNA CUT IT!! IN TORONTO, AT NO WAY OUT, YOUR BEST BET IS TO JUST LAY DOWN AND LET ME PIN YOUR ASSES, BECAUSE WITH WHAT I SAW, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COME UP TO PAR WITH THE BIG SHOT, SO IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND SUCH PUNY LIGHTWEIGHTS!! They block him. JR: UH OH!! KING: HARDCORE, RETRACE YOUR STEPS HERE!!!! HARDCORE: LOOK, I KNOW THAT THE ONLY MUSCLES ON YOUR BODIES ARE FAT MUSCLES, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT TO ME, SO GET YOUR BLUBBER OUT OF MY WAY!! No response. JR: I think that Hardcore has not done too good here. HARDCORE: WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA MOVE OUT OF MY WAY, THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!! He starts to attack the three. JR: AND HARDCORE IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET THOUGH HERE, AND NOW ALL THREE MEN ARE ATTACKING CRASH AND HARDCORE HOLLY!! KING: HARDCORE HOLLY DIDN'T DO TOO GOOD THERE, I DON'T THINK!! JR: ME EITHER!! THEY ARE COMTINUING THE ASSULT, AND THIS IS WHAT IT COULD BE LIKE FOR HARDCORE HOLLY TWO WEEKS FROM NOW!! NO WAY OUT, ALL HELL IS GOING TO BREAK LOOSE IN THAT RING!! Switch to the back, where Yamacha is coming out for the European Title match. JR: UH OH!! Coming up next, Yamcha and Nephilite, and word is that yamcha is jealous of the Negaverse General. We'll be right back. They go to a break, then come back. [BEGIN CWF PROMO] Goku is shown at a house show, fighting Gangrel. He punches him until he is on the ropes. ANN.: GOKU SONN FOR 1-800-COLLECT! Close up of Goku about to whip him. GOKU: (to Gangrel) I'm not talking to you. Goku sends him to the ropes, and gives Gangrel a spinebuster. Close up of the two. GANGREL: What I do? Close up of just Goku. GOKU: You're so insensitive. Gangrel pushes Goku off, then gets him in a hammer lock from behind. GOKU: You dialed zero when you called me last night. Close-up of Gangrel getting elbowed in the head. GOKU: You should've dialed 1-800-COLLECT. Would've saved me a bundle! Goku then slams Gangrel's head into the top turnbuckle, sending him down. Goku then picks up his legs. GOKU: How do you think that makes me feel? Goku starts swinging Gangrel. GANGREL: Next time I'll use 1-800-COLLECT! I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU! GOKU: Me neither. Goku is then seen letting go of Gangrel, sending him into the crowd. After a shot of Goku and the ref cringing, a big hole is shown, with Gangrel's puffy shirt floating into view. GOKU VO: Dial 1-800-COLLECT...or else. [END CWF PROMO] They go back to ringside, which then Yamcha comes out. JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, that is just one of many promos that the CWF Superstars cut for their favorite company. We heard that Team Rocket, Gohan, Ash, and Queen Beryl all shot promos for sponsors of the Cartoon Wrestling Federation, and we will see another one this Thursday night on Smack Down. KING: Which one?! JR: Well, I know that Team Rocket's will show this Thursday for WWF Wrestlemania 200 video game from THQ!! I don't know which one will appear after that, but I do know that this match right here may end up being the second title change here tonight. KING: Yeah, and we may see a third one if the Eurpoean title changes hands with this ne. Nephilite's music starts, and he comes out to the ring. JR: And here comes the challeger, Nephilite!! Yamcha...wait a minute. YAMCHA: HEY, GIRL HUSTLER!! KING: UH OH!! YAMCHA: I AM GETTING A LITTLE TIRED OF YOU COMING OUT HERE AND WOWING THE GIRLS, ACTING LIKE SOME TYPE OF GIRL MAGNET!! I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE, OTHER THAN YOUR SHRINKED AND SHRIVLED MANHOOD!! JR: WOA OH!! YAMCHA: YEAH, I KNOW THAT THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM, I MEAN, THE ONLY THING THAT IS LONG ON YOU IS WHEN YOU GET A GIRL INTO YOUR BEDROOM, AND THEY GO INTO A VERY LONG, DEEP...SLEEP, HEH HEH HEH!! JR: UH OH, AND HERE COMES NEPHILITE IS GOING INTO THE RING!! THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!! KING: Did you hear what Yamcha said about Nephilite?! JR: I certainly did, and I don't think that he liked it any when Yamcha said it, either. Nephilite, with a drop toe hold, and now a wrench of the chin there by Nephilite. yamcha, reverses the hold, and Nephilite reaches the ropes. KING: Who do you think is gonna accept that open challenge tonight?! JR: I don't think that Triple H should even be champion here tonight!! I don't know who could accept it, though!! AND NEPHLITE COUNTERED THAT RIGHT HAND WITH A DROPPING ARM BAR, AND NOW TRYING TO STRECH THAT ARM OUT OF IT'S SOCKET OF YAMCHA!! THIS IS FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE HERE TONIGHT, AND NEPHILITE, A HOPEFUL IN THIS MATCH!! KING: Yeah, and that is all that he is gonna be, too. JR: Nephilite now, to the ropes, and POWERSLAM BY YAMCHA!! THAT TOOK NEPHILITE OUT OF HIS GAME, AND NOW REFEREE TEDDY LONG, GOING OVER TO...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES SAILOR PLUTO HERE!! KING: THAT IS WHO YAMCHA WON HAT TITLE FROM, AND SHE IS COMING TO THE RING!! JR: WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT...UH OH, SHE HAS THAT EUROPEAN TITLE BELT HERE, AND TEDDY LONG IS STILL HAS HIS BACK TURNED, AS PLUTO...YAMCHA GOT HIT WITH THE EUORPEAN TITLE BELT BY SAILOR PLUTO, AND NOW NEPHILITE WITH THE...SPINE BUSTER, ND NOW THE COVER 1....2....3!! TWO TITLES CHANGE HANS WITH THIS ONE!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NNNEEEEWWWW CWF CHAMPION, NEPHILITE!! KING: NO WAY, JR!! JR: GIVING THE ASSIST TO SAILOR PLUTO, NEPHILITE IS THE NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION!! WHAT AN UPSET THIS IS, KING!! KING: AN UPSET?! YAMCHA WAS ROBBED!! I ASSURE YOU THAT PLUTO WILL PAY FOR WHAT SHE DID TO YAMCHA IN THE TIME TO COME!! Switch to the back, where Triple H is coming out. HHH: HEY, IS THIS TRUE!! VEGETA IS ACTUALLY GONNA CHALLENGE ME FOR THE TITLE HERE TONIGHT?! HE'S ACTUALLY ACCEPTED MY OPEN CHALLENGE FOR THE TITLE?! KING: VEGETA?! HIM?! JR: OH MY GOD!! Switch to another part in the back, where a locker room door, SHUT, is shown. Mae Young is in the room (OH MY GOD!!)!! YOUNG: I KNOW WHY YOU CAME IN HERE!! YOU WANT TO SEE MY...PUPPIES!! KING: OHMYGOD!! JR: WHOEVER IS IN THAT ROOM IS GETTING A TREATMENT THEY WILL NEVER FORGET!! YOUNG: COME HERE, YOU SWEET THING!! YOU LIKE MY PUPPIES!! The guy that comes out is none other that Talpa, who obviously (HOPEFULLY, I SHOULD say) went into the wrong room. He comes out, afraid of Mae (can you BLAME him). YOUNG: Where are you going, sweetie. TALPA: UHH...I...I'M...UMMM...OH GOD!! [he ROCKETS out of there (GOOD THINKING, MAN)] KING: I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!! JR: TAKE A BREAK, FOR GOD SAKES!! They go to a break, then come back (and thank GOD that it's NOT in the back THIS time). BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! Triple H then comes out to the music. JR: WELCOME BACK TO CWF RAW!! KING: OH MY OGD, JR, I HOPE THAT TALPA IS WAY OUT OF THAT AREA OF THE ARENA... Switch to the back (PLEASE DON'T), where we see Talpa running for (what could be) his LIFE!! JR: TALK ABOUT THE RIGHT CHOICE!! He runs into Ryo. RYO: TALPA!! TALPA: NO TIME TO TALK!! MAE YOUNG, 12 O'CLOCK!! He pushes Ryo out of the way, and continues running for his LIFE. The camera focuses on Ryo. RYO: The hell... MAE'S VOICE: COME HERE! I KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE MY PUPPIES!! We then see Ryo's face. He's obviously seen Mae's...uhhh...NEVERMIND about THAT, and the most HORRID look on Ryo's FACE comes onto him!! RYO: UMMM...MAYBE THIS ONE TIME...I'LL JOIN HIM NOW!! [HE runs, as well (I would, too)] Switch back to ringside (which is now seemily the holy land compared to what is going on right now in the back), where Triple H is in the ring. KING: OH MY GOD, JR [laughing] DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE!! JR: I THINK THAT ANYONE WOULD RUN WHEN SEEING THOSE THINGS!! KING: I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK OF WHAT RYO SAW!! MY GOD!! Vegeta's music comes on, and he comes out, and runs to the ring. JR: AND VEGETA IS IN THE RING!! HE ACCEPTED THE OPEN CHALLENED, WE LEARNED BEFORE WE SAW... KING: DON'T SAY IT, PLEASE!! JR: OH, YOU ARE SURE I WON'T!! TRIPLE H AND VEGETA, IN THE RING, AND.... KING: HERE COMES DX!! JR: UH OH, DX IS COMING OUT HERE, AND REFEREE EARL HEBNER IS BEING DISTRACTED BY SAGE, AND NOW X-PAC IS COMING INTO THE RING, AND NOW IT IS TWO ON ONE, AND NOW EARL HEBNER SEE IT, AND CALLS FOR THE BELL!! THIS WAS A SET UP TO GET SOMEONE INTO THE RING SO THAT TRIPLE H CAN BEAT ON THEM WITH DX!! AND HERE COMES THE ROAD DOGG, BAD ASS, AND TODD!! KING: THE ENTIRE CLAN!! JR: VEGETA IS BEING SLAUGHTERED BY DX HERE, AND NOW...X-PAC, WITH..THE BRONCO BUSTER ON VEGETA!! THIS IS HEINOUS, AND...HERE COMES TRUNKS, HIS SON, AS WELL AS THE GODFATHER!! THEY ARE GOING TO...HERE COMES BROCK TO EVEN THE ODDS FOR DX, AND THE RADICALS!! BENOIT, GURERRO, MALENKO, AND SATURN!! THEY WANT PIECE OF THE PIE, AS WELL, AND THEY ARE GETTING THEM!! AND... KING: AHHH!! JR: GOKU IS COMING IN TO TRY TO EVEN THIS UP, AND HE HAS THAT TIRE IRON, AND NOW GK, SAILOR JUPITER, AND DX HEADS FOR HIGHER GROUND, BUT TRIPLE H AND SAILOR JUPITER ARE IN THE RING, AND...OH NO!! KING: SAILOR V, TO GET THE JOB DONE, AND SHE HAS A STEEL CHAIR!! JR: SAILOR VENUS, COMING IN, BUT WHO IS SHE HELPING!! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE?! KING: SHE'S IN THE RING, AND IS LOOKING AT SAILOR JUPITER!! JR: TRIPLE H WANTS FOR VENUS TO GET THE JOB DONE WITH SAILOR JUPITER...[but instead...SHE HITS TRIPLE H] WAIT A MINUTE!! SAILOR V HAS GOTTEN TRIPLE H INSTEAD!! KING: AND HERE COMES THE CEO, DARKPOWER!! JR: DARKPOWER IS COMING OUT, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT HE WASN'T HAPPY WITH THAT AT ALL!! Then...SHE HITS DP WITH THE CHAIR!! JR: MY GOD!! KING: WHA...?! JR: SAILOR V HAS HIT DARKPOWER WITH THE CHAIR!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! Then, Sailor V and Jupiter...HUG IN THE RING!! JR: [most excited voice] OH YEAH KING: WHAT!! JR: SAILOR VENUS AND SAILOR JUPITER ARE BACK!! THIS IS AMAZING!! WHAT A NIGHT!! WHAT A HELLATIOUS NIGHT!! SAILOR VENUS AND JUPITER ARE BACK, WE HAVE A NEW EUROPEAN AND WORLD CHAMPION, SAILOR MOON DEBUTS!! ALL ADDS UP TO WHAT WE MAY SEE ON SMACK DOWN!! SO LONG, EVERYONE! They go off the air.