CWF RAW WEEK #30 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE ME ON, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After the intro ends, the fans pick up the many CWF fans in attendance at the sold out Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York. After thirty seconds or so (HA!! Thought I was gonna say a minute, DID YA?! GOT YA), Jim Ross starts up with the commentary. JR: A SOLD OUT CROWD IN ATTENDANCE HERE TONIGHT IN ANTICIPATION FOR WHAT IS LOOKING TO BE A HELL OF A NIGHT, AS WE START ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA 2000 AND FORT LAUDERDALE FLORIDA TONIGHT IN ALBANY. JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER!! WE ARE LIVE, AND ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT, AND KING, MANY QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED TONIGHT!! KING: THAT IS RIGHT, JR!! AND ONE OF THE QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE IS WHAT IN THE WORLD IS SAILOR VULTURE DOING IN THE CWF, AND WHY DID SAILOR MOON AND HER BRO HELP OUT THE ROCK LAST THURSDAY?! Sure enough, Sailor Moon's music hits, and her and Sailor Vulture come out. JR: AND WE MAY GET THAT ANSWER RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!! SAILOR VULTURE, AS YOU KNOW, WAS THE QUOTE EN QUOTE DIFFERENT SIDE OF CASTO, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING VERY HUGE, AND COULD BE THE START OF A PHENOMINON!! KING: WELL, I'VE HEARD EVERYONE SAY THAT SERENA AND CASTO HAVE THIS VERY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN EACH OTHER!! JR: ONE OF THE BEST BROTHER SISTER RELATIONSHIPS IN OUR TIME!! THESE TWO COULD BE ONE OF THE INSEPERABLE COUPLES IN THE CWF TODAY, AND THAT'S MAINILY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME FLESH AND BLOOD!! THEY ARE FAMILY, AND NO ONE CAN THINK OF A BETTER REASON THAN THAT!! The crowd cheers them as they are now in the ring. Casto (Sailor Vulture) then grabs the mic. KING: This sold out crowd eagarly await Casto's words tonight. VULTURE: Last Thursday, I told everyone that they would see another side of me, Casto Sommers. I had said that I had a hidden personallity waiting to be awakened, and that awakement took place last Thursday night on Smack Down. Now, aside from that, many of you know how tight the relationship between me and my little sis, Serena, are. Many you know to a certain extent how close this sibling unity really is. And many of you know of some certain people who we are ready and willing to kick their asses here tonight!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: What is this all about?! Who is he talking about?! JR: WHOEVER it is, they better be ready to face anything here tonight. MOON: Well, it seems that I have OFFICIALLY now made my own mother my opponent for Fort Lauderdale, Florida. KING: UH OH!! JR: Her and Queen Serenity for the title on April 2nd. MOON: Now, I know that this is DEFINITLY not what I had in mind. I know that a lot of you guys might be wondering if this is what I want to happen. And you know what?! It is...DEFINITLY something that I was looking forward to. JR: WHAT?! KING: I don't get THIS at all. Why would she look forward to THAT?! MOON: Now WAIT, don't take that the wrong way. It's something that I think I would love to do. To see who is the best in the royalty in the Moon Kingdom. And the prize for the winner, this CWF title. So, what I am saying is let the best woman win in that match, and I WILL, although she is my mother, KICK HER ASS AT WRESTLEMANIA FOR THIS TITLE!! KING: WOAH!! JR: This is not good at ALL!! MOON: But onto TONIGHT!! Sailor Mars, you want to mistreat my bro that way?! You want to join that SLIMEBAG, Darkpower, and leave in the dust someone who treated you like a GODDESS?! I can't get to you, but I CAN get to that dumbass, Darkpower, right here tonight. DP... BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: That's The Game. What is HE doing out here?! JR: And look who he has with him!! KING: Stephanie McMahon-Helmsly. The Helmsly-McMahon era is on the loose here in the CWF!! HHH: Hey, ORDANGO-ASS!! JR: UH OH!! KING: We know how much she HATES that name!! HHH: Is that you whining and crying like you have been for the past couple of weeks because you have to face your mother, Queen SLUT?!! Or is that your own BROTHER, instead?! KING: UH OH!! VULTURE: Hey, Triple H, why don't you just go and get out of here, because it's our time, and you cannot do anything about it. We want... STEPH: Casto, SHUT THE HELL UP, ALREADY!! Everyone KNOWS that you totally SUCK!! I mean, you and that blond bimbo in the ring BOTH have this sibling relationship that make ME absolutly SICK to my STOMACH!! But I think that we can take CARE of THAT here TONIGHT!! You see, Todd and Brock have a little PROBLEM getting the spotlight, so why don't YOU two show us what you are MADE of, and why don't you go up against THEM right here TONIGHT!! JR: Oh MAN!! Right here tonight. Moon and Vulture against Todd and Brock of DX!! What is going to happen with THAT one. HHH: I think that that would... DP's music starts, and out HE comes with Sailor Mars. JR: What NOW?! KING: It's Darkpower with Sailor Mars, but what is it that THEY want?! JR: Well, DP was the person that Sailor Moon addressed FIRST, and I guess that HE wants to say a few things to THAT group in the ring. DP: Hey, Sailor MOON, you asked for me, and I'm right... HHH: Hey, DP, hate to be the party crasher, but this is a situation that me and Stephanie can take care of, so you don't have to be out here, so why don't you go back in the back and let me and Steph run the show for the night. JR: Wait a MINUTE!! KING: Uhh, Triple H, what do you think you're DOING here?! DP: Are you implying that you are trying to take over the CWF for the night?! KING: OH NO!! JR: GOOD POINT!! HHH: What I am saying is that, unlike you and that Sailor Mars person, WE are going to get the business DONE here TONIGHT!! STEPH: And, well, judging from how we never SEE you unless something MAJOR comes up, it seems to ME that you don't CARE if we run the show or not, so why do you all of a sudden pick NOW to come out here and steal the spotlight from US, huh?! What gave you the right to take over OUR show?! JR: UH OH!! KING: THEIR show?! JR: That doesn't SOUND too pleasnt. DP: Wait a minute?! YOUR show?! Last time I checked, it was ME who was the CEO of the Cartoon Wrestling Federation, not Triple H, and it was DAMN SURE not YOU, MR. GAME!! MARS: And as far as YOU go, Steph, I don't think that YOU have room to talk EITHER, considering how LITTLE you do for HIM every NIGHT!! KING: UH OH!! JR: And Triple H just about near went after him after THAT remark!! KING: I don't like the looks of THIS!! MOON: Hey DarkPISS..!! KING: WOAH OH!! MOON: Maybe YOU can do as they say, and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!! DP: Well... HHH: HOLD ON, DP!! Before you address ordango ass, maybe we're being a little HARSH on you!! Sailor Mars, I think that we could do something to make you see that we mean no harm to YOUR part of the company. You see, I found out that two others are itching to get into the ring for a little action. How about you, me, and the two that I have picked in the back go in a eight man tag tonight. JR: What?! KING: Triple H wants to try to get things on the right foot here. He's realizing that fighing won't solve THIS problem. MARS: Well, maybe you ARE onto a POINT!! Who are those two people that you were mentioning. HHH: Well, I'm sure you reconize the first one as being 7 foot, 500 pounds, The Big SHOW!! JR: WOAH!! MARS: Yeah, I know him. HHH: And the onther person asked me to be in this matchup, as well!! HE'S 6 foot, 400 pounds, TALPA!! JR: OH MY!! KING: Tonight, in the ring, THOSE four guys?! JR: Who are their opponents, though?! MARS: Well, that is fine, but you forgot one thing. Who the hell are we AGAINST?! HHH: We've been thinking about that, and you know, maybe we should let the guy choose three partners of HIS choosing!! JR: UH OH!! MARS: Who is THE GUY?! HHH: The guys name is...THE ROCK!! JR: WHAT?! KING: NO WAY!! JR: THE ROCK HAS TO FIND THREE MEMBERS TO FIGHT ALONGSIDE HIM HERE TONIGHT FOR AN EIGHT MAN TAG TEAM MATCH!! DP: SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU WILL LET HER BE IN THE RING WITH YOU TONIGHT?! WELL, IF YOU WANT THAT, SAILOR MARS, YOU CAN!? MARS: NO PROB, DP, AND LATER TONIGHT, ME AND YOU!! OH, AND JUST TO MAKE YOU SMILE, TONIGHT, I AM GOING TO LET YOU HAVE A SNEAK PEEK AT HOW I AM GOING TO KICK ASS IN THAT SOUTH ASIAN TOURNAMENT AGAINST THAT SOB, RYO!! DP: That WOULD please me!! With that, they kiss on the lips in a really..ACKWARD way, and then the music hits. JR: Tonight, Sailor Moon and Sailor Vulture will be up against Todd and Brock of DX, but not only that, eight man tag team warfare. Triple H, Sailor Mars, The Big Show, and Talpa, all against the Rock and three partners of his choosing here tonight in Albany. KING: But that isn't ALL that we are expecting. Tonight, Yulee will be up against Mondo from Team Rocket, and from what happened last Thursday night on Smack Down, it wouldn't surprise me that something BIG will go down here tonight. JR: Plus, right here tonight, two matches in the South East Asian Tournament. Sailor Mars will be up against Ryo, and get this, tonight, Vegeta will be up against a mystery opponent here tonight. KING: And also, that isn't the only mystery opponent match. TONIGHT, Hardcore Holly and HIS BOY, ELROY, Crash Holly, will be up against a MYSTERY tag team... Switch to the back, where Goku and Ash are coming in. GOKU: Hey, have you seen Gohan anywhere, Ash? ASH: I saw him come in earlier, I guess he wanted to get... Ash stops, and his face turns white. GOKU: Hey, what's wrong, Ash? Ash, wh...GOHAN! Ash and Goku then run, to where Gohan is laid out, a broken mess. JR: OH MY GOD! GOHAN HAS BEEN ATTACKED! KING: HE'S BEEN LAID OUT, JR! GOKU: GOHAN! Are you alright?! SAY SOMETHING! GOHAN: [incoherent mumbling] ASH: I think I know who did this. That bastard's gonna PAY! Ash takes off. Switch to another part in the back, where King Kai is seen coming into the Pepsi Arena in Albany. He is headed towards the ring. JR: Well, King Kai will join us shorly. Took him a little bit of time for him to get here, but he has gotten here, but King, what is going to happen when Ash finds who did that to his friend, Gohan. KING: Sparks are gonna fly. JR: I'd say. We'll be right back!! They then go to a break, then come back. [Start CWF promo] Shot of Goku, looking a little despondent. GOKU VO: I've been in this business for more than 14 years... Shot of Matt and Jeff Hardy in the ring. JEFF HARDY VO: Six and a half years... Profile of Ryo of the Wildfire RYO VO: 12 years... Shot of Vegeta on a balcony. VEGETA VO: It takes a lot of training to do... Shot of Chyna with fire behind her. CHYNA VO: ...to do what I do. Shots of The Rock and Zarbon, in that order. ROCK VO: The pain... ZARBON VO: The pain is always there. Shots of Edge and Triple H, in that order EDGE VO: The fear... TRIPLE H VO: The fear is always there. Each next VO is accompanied of shots of the respective individual. MATT HARDY VO: Don't be a bonehead... VEGETA VO: Don't be a fool... CHYNA VO: Don't do what we do.... ZARBON VO: Don't try this at home... ROCK VO: Don't attempt any of this... RYO VO: Don't do this at home! Pleas! GOKU VO: And leave the madness to us. [CWF Attitude logo] [end CWF promo] JR: Welcome back to RAW, and that is as down to Earth as it gets. Leave the MADNESS to us. KING: Yeah, and Kai has joined us here. KAI: Traffic ish TERRIBWLE in New YORK!! KING: TELL me about it. You can actually OUTRUN the traffic on FOOT!! BG: COME GET ON THE...HOOOOOOO TRAIN!!! Vegeta and Trunks enter, escorted by half a dozen hos. The crowd is cheering wildly JR: We are set now for the second of four First Round matches for the South East Asian championship tournament! And the biggest news in this match is that not even Vegeta knows who his opponent is! KING: Believe me, JR, NO ONE cares who his opponent is NOW! LOOK AT THE HOS! KAI: THEY'RE GORGEOUSH! GOOD SWEET KAMI - OHH, LOOK AT THAT ONE! JR: Vegeta and Trunks have certainly reinvented themselves after signing on with the Godfather and the Ho Train, and you could say that this is now the family business! KAI: And bwishnesh is GOOD. KING: Ohhh - VERY GOOD! Suddenly, Ari appears on stage. ARI: Okay, listen up people! Crowd cheers. ARI: Now it is time for the moment you have all been waiting for! WHO...IS...VEGETA'S MYSTERY OPPONENT?! KING: Yeah, TELL US! ARI: So now, I will reveal him BUT FIRST...a little background information. He has been called not only a god, but a warlord, and a traitor, by some. He is a native of Calgary, Alberta, Canada, a city that has produced MORE than IT'S share of champions. He is from the Ronin Warriors anime...I GIVE TO YOU ANEUBIS! BG: [as Ari walks off the stage] COME WIT' IT NOW! The crowd goes nuts as Aneubis, the warlord of cruelty appears were Ari was. He is clad in the Armor of the Ogre. KING: WHAT?! JR: DARK WARLORD ANEUBIS IS VEGETA'S MYSTERY OPPONENT! I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED IN MY LIFE IT WOULD BE ANEUBIS! KAI: NEITHER COULD I! LOOK AT VEGETA, HE'SH IN SHOCK! JR: THE BELL HAS SOUNDED, AND HERE WE GO! VEGETA AND ANEUBIS SLUGGING IT OUT, Vegeta now, nice vertical suplex onto Aneubis! KING: Well I'll tell ya what, I've seen Ronin Warriors, JR, and Aneubis has just as foul a temper as Vegeta at some points! JR: Irish whip into the corner by Vegeta, and...MISSES Aneubis, and Vegeta's shoulder met the ring post! Aneubis has Vegeta...HALF NELSON SUPLEX BY ANEUBIS! COVER NOW, 2, and a kickout after 2 by Vegeta! KAI: I'm shurprished by Aneubwish in thish match, JR! JR: The last time Aneubis was seen in a wrestling ring - OH! Dropkick by Vegeta, cross arm breaker now applied - the last time anyone saw Vegeta was when he was wrestling for WCCW, when his nearly suffered a broken neck thanks to one Hexadecimal! KING: Hexa-WHO?! JR: I asked myself the same thing! Aneubis with a DDT on Vegeta! Aneubis is cooking now! Tie-up from behind - FULL NELSON SUPLEX BY THE FORMER DARK WARLORD! TRUNKS TRYING TO - OH MY! ANEUBIS JUST NAILED VEGETA'S SON! VEGETA IN TROUBLE NOW- Aneubis does a move which can only be described as a Rock Bottom into a Downward Spiral, only driving him forward instead of backward. KING: WOW! JR: THE "QUAKE WITH FEAR" BY ANEUBIS! COVER NOW, 2...3! ANEUBIS HAS ADVANCED IN THE TOURNAMENT WITH WHAT MANY WILL SAY IS AN UPSET OVER VEGETA! KAI: BWUT HE'SH GOTTA GET THROUGH COMMISHIONER GREEN KNIGHT NEXT! Switch to the back, where Kevin Kelly is standing by with the Rock. All of a sudden, the Pepsi Arena EXPLODES with the cheers for THE GREAT ONE!! KEVIN: Rock, tonight, Triple H, The Big Show, Sailor Mars, who will be next against Ryo, and Talpa, are challenging... The Rock puts a hand up in front of Kevin, telling him to KNOW HIS ROLE AND SHUT HIS MOUTH!! He then grabs the mic, and looks around the locker room a little. ROCK: FFFIINALLY, THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK, TO AL-BA-NY!! Crowd cheers relentlessly. ROCK: Triple H, you think that you impress the Rock, you think that you are real CUTE!! Well, the fact of the matter is THIS, Triple H! You aren't even CLOSE to being in the same LEAGUE as...The People's, CHAMPION!! Crowd cheers. ROCK: But TONIGHT... CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY,.... ROCK: But TONIGHT, The Rock is going to go into an eight man tag match. And who are his OPPONENTS?! Four JABRONIS!! [crowd cheers]. The Rock says that you have Sailor Mars. Now, the Rock can NOW, FINALLY understand what use you CAN FINALLY have for those fire readings. You get up there, and you can say THIS. [in a mocking-Mars voice] OH, FIRE!! [crowd laughs] PLEASE SEND ME SOME KIND OF MESSAGE!! PLEASE SHOW ME THIS EVIL, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY EXCUSE I HAVE FOR ME HAVING TO [slowly coming back to Rock-voice] AAAABSOLUTLY SUCK!! [crowd cheers] And then you have Triple H, [Triple H-mock voice] The Game-unnhhh, will get into that very ring-uunnhhh, and get my ass kicked-uunnhhh!! [Rock voice] And then you have Talpa [mock-voice again] AURISE, AURISE!! I'M GONNA AURISE YOU, AND I'M GUNNA TULK LUIKE TUISE, BUECAUSE I TUINK TUAT I CUAN AUACTUALLY WUIN A MUATCH [Rock style] OH, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! Crowd Cheers. ROCK: And finally, of COURSE, you've got, The Big Show, ADDDDDDUUUUUAAAEEEAAAAHHHHHHEEAAAAHHH!! But here tonight, you want to talk about The Great One picking three partners. Well, The Rock says that he has got a few people in mind. First, Triple H, I believe that you remember facing this person to win that piece on monkey CRAP you called a TITLE REIGN!! I'm talking about GOKU.. JR: WOAH!! KAI: AMAZING!! HIM AND GOKU?! ROCK: So get THIS! Goku will be with the Brama Bull. As for the SECOND partner. The Rock thinks that this person is deserving to be in the same ring as the Great One. She will be in that match tonight. And The Rock says that tonight, that second partner will be none other than the MUTHA QUEEN HERSELF, QUEEN BERYL!! KING: WHAT?! JR: OH MY!! ROCK: So, so FAR, we have the Rock, Goku, and the Mutha Queen going against, " OH, GREAT FIRE", "THE GAME-UUNNNHHH", "AURISE, AUDRISE", AND "ADDDDDUUUUUUUEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH"!! But the fourth and final partner is someone that you four pieces of steaming grade A pieces of MOKEY CRAP can NEVER EVER have, and that partner tonight is...THE PEOPLE!! KING: WHAT?! Those four against Rock, Beryl, Goku, and...THE PEOPLE?! ROCK: So TONIGHT... GOKU: ROCK, ROCK, hold on a minute!! JR: What does Goku want?! GOKU: Rock, I think that I may have a fourth partner that can be as much of a help as that of the people tonight. ROCK: And that may be...?! GOKU: Well, it's.. ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IT IS?! Crowd cheers. ROCK: But the Rock understands that you mean well, so go ahead!! GOKU: Well, I was thinking that tonight, I could have my SON as the fourth person in that match tonight. KING: Wait a minute. ROCK: Goku, The Rock doesn't give two drops of monkey piss who you bring as a partner, but make one thing perfectly clear!! Tonight, the Rock's puropse is to do one thing and one thing only, and that is layeth the Smacketh Down on their candy asses IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLALALALALALOW!! WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN!! JR: Tonight, Goku, Rock, Beryl, and I'm guessing Gohan vs. Mars, Talpa, Big Show, and Triple H. Later tonight, but the Mars, Ryo match is NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. Sailor Mars's music starts up. JR: We are now set for Sailor Mars to take on Ryo of the Wildfire in South East Asian Tournament action! BG: MY REFLECTION, DIRTY MIRROR, THERE'S NO CONNECTION TO MYSELF, I'M YOUR LOVER, I'M YOUR ZERO, I'M THE FACE IN YOUR DREAMS OF GLASS.... Sailor Mars and DP enter, showerd by boos and the "asshole" chant. JR: And here they come, the happy couple. KING: Oh, JR, stop being so dramatic! Ever since Sailor Mars DUMPED that IDIOT Casto, she's REALLY been coming along! She's MY pic to win this tournament! KAI: Bwut there'sh shome top notch talent in thish tournament! It'sh not too eashy to pic a winner in thish tournament! KING: Knowing YOU, you're probably gonna go with Gohan, right, King Kai? KAI: I told you I'm not gonna predict a winner! Fast, screeching violins, accompanied by electric guitars, start up. KING: What the hell?! BG: GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE! Fire explods on the stage, and Ryo of Wildfire appears, in full armor. JR: He is here! The warrior of the Wildfire is here! And listen to this crowd! KAI: Now HERE'SH shomeone who'sh got a good chanshe of winning the title, you guys! KING: I dunno, Mars has a speed adavntage in this match, that armor must weigh a ton, JR! Ryo calmly gets in the ring, and attacks Sailor Mars! KAI: TORA TORA TORA! TORA TORA TORA! JR: RYO NOT WAISTING ANY TIME! SAILOR MARS SENT FOR THE RIDE, BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP ROPE OUT TO THE FLOOR! AND MARS HAS TO RETHINK HER STRATEGY! Ryo sheds the bulk of his armor. KING: Well you'd have to rethink TOO if you were attacked by a guywearingbrightredsamuraiaromr - AAAAAAH! JR: TOP ROPE PLANCHA BY RYO OF THE WILDFIRE! AND RYO HAS THE EARLY ADVANTAGE! KAI: Thish should be a good match! Fighting fire with fire! JR: Ryo now - CRASHES INTO THE STEEL STEPS! I don't know about that, King Kai, remember that Sailor Mars has Darkpower at ringside with her - Irish whip by Mars, reverseal, and MARS SENT RIGHT INTO THE RING POST! Mars sent back into the ring by Ryo! Ryo in frim control of this matchup, backbreaker on Sailor Mars! Ryo to the second rope...MISSES with a leg drop, giving Sailor Mars a chance to get back in this matchup! KING: I TOLD YOU not to count her out yet, JR! Go Mars go! JR: Mars now, whip out of the corner - no reversal - and OH MY! The referee got knocked down by Sailor Mars! Mars back on the attack, DOUBLE ARM DDT BY RYO! GOING TO THE TOP ROPE... KING: LOOKOUT! JR: OH COME ON! DARKPOWER JUST PUSHED OFF RYO FROM THE TOP ROPE! SAILOR MARS NOW HOLDING BACK RYO, DARKPOWER NOW... KAI: THAT'SH RYO'SH HELMET! Here, DP kisses the helmet, wipes it against his ass, and charges Ryo with it. Only, Ryo ducks out of the way, and he ends up smashing Sailor Mars' head with it instead. KING: AAAH! JR: DP JUST CLOBBERED HIS GIRLFRIEND! RYO NOW - OH MY! RYO WITH A LOW BLOW WITH THAT SOLID STEEL BOOT! DARKPOWER HAS BEEN DECOMISSIONED! KAI: I'LL SHAY! JR: REFEREE BACK UP, RYO HAS MARS NOW... Ryo props Mars over her head in a Razor's Edge position, charges, and powerbombs Mars right onto the turnbuckle. KING: OUCH! DID YOU SEE THAT?! JR: FLARE-UP POWERBOMB BY RYO, REFEREE BACK UP, COVER, 2...3! CHIMEL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...RYO OF WILDFIRE! JR: RYO WINS THIS MATCHUP, BUT GIVE THE ASSIST TO DARKPOWER! KING: OH MAN, SHE'S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS! Switch to the back, where Yulee is heading out. JR: Coming up next, it'll be Mondo of Team Rocket taking on THAT KID- All of a sudden, Ash tackles him, sending him into a nearby wall. He has his shirt collar in his hand and is standing over him. KING: AAAAH! ASH: YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY ATTACKING GOHAN, WASN'T IT?! WASN'T IT?! YULEE: [whimpering] WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ASH: OH YEAH, LIKE YOU DIDN'T LEAVE MY BEST FRIEND LAYING EARLIER, DIDN'T YOU?! WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU, HUH? CUZ YOU'D NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN! YULEE: W-W-WAIT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I DIDN'T EVEN SEE GOHAN TODAY! [Ash pulls his fist back, about to strike him, and grips him tighter.] IT WAS SAAAAAGE! KAI: I KNEW it! ASH: What did you say? YULEE: SAGE OF THE HALO ATTACKED YOUR FRIEND, NOT ME! I SWEAR! Yulee is now crying. KING: SEE?! ASH HAS NO RIGHT TO ATTACK YULEE LIKE THIS! ASH: Oh man! [letting go of Yulee] Sage?! Oh man, wait until I tell Goku! He's gonna hit the ROOF! Ash runs off. KAI: I don't want to bwe Sage right now, JR! JR: Business is about to pick up here!! There is going to be hell to pay TONIGHT, I can GUARANTEE you THAT!! They go to a break, then come back. Yulee's music starts up, and he comes out. JR: We are back for more RAW, and Yulee is coming out after that encounter with Ash earlier, and we understand that Ash is looking for Goku right now, and I suspect that Goku would be getting ready for that eight man tag tonight. KING: Well,in any case, tonight, CWF RAW IS WAR is BROUGHT to you by The only motor oil that provides maximum protection. Castroil GTX!! Drive hard. KAI: And Bwy, MILK!! Get a three bwy five milk mishtashce poshter of the Rock while shuppliesh lasht. Shee WWF.com for detailsh. JR: And by priceline.com, where you name your price and save on all airfare, hotels accomidations, and more. priceline.com!! KING: And here comes the kid who told us what Yulee said a few weeks ago to Gohan on Smack Down. KAI: That wash AMAZING of what he shaid to Gohan. Wash mean to shay, and I gotta tell you, there ish shomething that ish telling me that that kid bwetter watch hish bwack, bwecaushe there will bwe Gohan coming after him all the way. JR: In any event, Mondo then started to go after Yulee, then Jessie and James, his two idols, came out to hold him back, but the those Damn Dudley Boyz cme and just whailed away at Team Rocket, and that is the cause for this matchup. They are in the ring, and what a night it has been so far. Aneubus's debut earlier tonight, eight man tag team still to come. Who are the Holly's facing here, and Moon and Vulture Vs. Todd and Brock of DX here tonight. Here we go. A lock up into the corner, and the referee calls for a vclean break here...OH NO!! KAI: Shpeaking of thoshe Damn Dudleysh!! JR: Here they come right now. This is who did the damage to Team Rocket last Thursday night on Smack Down, and the assult may continue here. KING: This is not good. They are going into...AHHH!! JR: AND HERE COMES TEAM ROCKET TO STOP THE DUDLEYS, AND THERE THEY GO!! SOME RETRUBUTION FOR LAST THURSDAY NIGHT!! AND NOW MONDO AND YULEE, STILL GOING AT IT IN THE RING, TO THE ROPES, REVOLUTION, SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT HIT YULEE'S FACE!! MEANWHILE, JESSIE IS WORKING ON D-VON, AND JAMES IS WITH BUH BUH, AND WE HAVE ACTION IN AND OUT OF THE RING HERE!! MONDO NOW SENDS YULEE TO THE OUTSIDE, AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO JOIN THAT FIGHT THAT WE HAVE NOW NEAR THE STAGE THERE!! KAI: WHERE ARE THEY GOING, JR?! JR: I HAVE NO CLUE, BUT TIM WHITE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!! A DOUBLE COUNTOUT HERE, BUT THAT IS NOT THE REAL STORY HERE!! THIS IS GETTING UGLY, AND NOW..UH OH!! KING: JESSIE HAS D-VON ON THAT TABLE!! KAI: SHE'SH GONNA PILEDRIVE HIM THOUGHT THAT DAMN TABWLE THERE!! JR: JESSIE, WITH D-VON...PILEDRIVER THOUGH THE TABLE THERE, AND JAMES WITH BUH BUH RAY DUDLEY, AND HE...TOSSES BUH BUH OFF THE STAGE TO JOIN D-VON!! KAI: EXACTLY WHAT THEY DESHERVE!! THOSHE DAMN DUDLEYSH!! KING: I HOPE THEY DON'T HEAR YOU CALLING THEM THAT!! JR: AND NOW MONDO HAS YULEE ON THE STAGE, AND HE..DOES THE SAME!! WE HAVE A CAR WREAK THERE!! ALL THREE OF THEM ARE OUT LIKE A LIGHT!! THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE..WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: JESSIE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING!! JESSIE: HEY, DUDLEY'S, YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO BIG AND BAD!! WHY DON'T YOU FIGHT WITH US AT WRESTLEMANIA!! ONE ON ONE IN A HARDCORE TAG TEAM MATCH!! KING: WHAT?! KAI: YOU'VE GOTTA BWE KIDDING ME!! JAMES: AND IF YOU THINK THAT THAT MATCH WILL BE TROUBLE FOR YOU, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT'S GOING TO FEEL LIKE WHEN WE... CROWD: MAKE IT DOUBLE!! [they then cheer as TR's music plays] JR: A CHALLENGE SET TO THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS!! Switch to the back, where the Hollys are coming out to the ring. HARDCORE: Crash, just leave everything to ME!! You KNOW that you can't measure up to MY crudentials in the ring. You're on your OWN turf, so let ME kick their asses tonight. CRASH: You're KIDDING me, RIGHT!! They will be EASY pickings for ME!! Let ME handle this tonight. Remember. 1600 pounds. HARDCORE: WHATEVER!! Come on!! JR: Next, The Hollys against whoever that mystery duo is here tonight!! We'll be right back. End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #30 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ The Holly's music starts, and they come out to the ring. JR: Well, coming up next, the Holly cousins will be up against this mystery tag team that we have, and King, do YOU know where Kai goes every Monday during this time?! KING: Like I know!! JR: Well, in any event, THQ, the makers of WWF Smackdown for the Playstation game console, presents CWF Wrestlemania 2000, April 2nd from the sold out Fort Lauderdale Arena in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, and only on Pay Per View, and we are on the road to Wrestlemania, and something tells me that this road will have a lot of bumps on the way there. KING: Well, we have seen a lot happen TONIGHT, and JR, that eight man tag match is going to be SOMETHING tonight. And did you hear what the Rock called Queen Beryl. JR: The Mutha Queen, EXACTLY!! KING: I'm not BELIEVING it. JR: In any event, the Hollys have something to say here. HARDCORE: Okay, you two WIMPS, come on out here, WHOEVER you are, and let us beat the living HELL out of you!! CRASH: Yeah. Show me what you've GOT!! JR: We'll find out who it is within moments. BG: DO LIKE I TOLD YOU, STAY AWAY FROM ME, YEAHHHH, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME, KEEP AWAY FROM, MMMMMEEEEEEE!!! DO LIKE I TOLD YOU, STAY AWAY FROM ME, YEAHHHH, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND MMMMMEEEEEEE!!! The two then come out. It's Alan and Ann (from the Doom Tree). JR: WAIT A MINTUE!! THAT'S ALAN AND ANNN FROM CCW!! KING: WHAT?! THE DOOM TREE PEOPLE!! JR: THE TWO THAT WERE ASKED TO BE RELEASED FROM THEIR CONTRACTS JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO ARE HERE IN THE CWF!! KING: THAT WAS QUICK!! JR: THESE TWO RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE CARDIANS, AND TONIGHT, THEY MAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR TAKING THE HOLLYS TO SCHOOL, AND THIS IS GOING TO BE A HELL OF A MATCH!! KING: I'D SAY!! THESE TWO CAN PREFORM REAL WELL IN THE RING!! JR: WE WILL SOON SEE, BUT THIS IS AMAZING THAT THESE TWO ARE OUT HERE IN THE CWF HERE TONIGHT, AS WE GET THIS MATCHUP UNDERWAY, AND I'M GUESSING THAT ALAN IS ELECTING TO START THINGS OFF HERE, AND THE HOLLYS, SHOWING MORE GUTS THAN BRAINS HERE, DON'T SEEM AT ALL IMPRESSED WITH THESE TWO!! Hardcore is going to start off for the Hollys. Hardcore, now, with a series of kicks to the midsection of Alan, and those kicks DOING LITTLE TO HELP HARDCORE, AS ALAN NOW STARTS UNLOADING ON HARDCORE HOLLY!! INTO THE CORNER, AND A STINGING KNIFE EDGE CHOP!! KING: My GOSH, JR!! JR: Alan, to the other corner, and.. Here, he runs, then does two backflips before doing another one, this one being turned into an elbow to the face of Hardcore. JR: OH MY GOD, WHAT SUPURB AGILITY BY ALAN, ND HARDCORE GOES TO THE CANVAS, AND NOW ALAN GOES TO THE ROPES, ON THE TOP ROPE, AND RIGHT ONTO THE TORSO OF HARDCORE WITH THAT HIGH MOONSAULT, TWO, KICKOUT AFTER TWO, AND THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR HARDCORE HERE RIGHT NOW!! KING: I knew that Alan and Ann were good, but I didn't know that they were THIS good, JR!! JR: Very sound athletes these two Cardigans are, and believe me, they can get it done in the squared circle, as hardcore, WISELY makes the tag to his cousin, Crash Holly, and now Alan tags in Ann, and lets see what SHE can do in that ring. Crash and Ann, now... CROWD: ELROY, ELROY, ELROY... KING: OH NO!! AS IF CRASH HAD ENOUGH TROUBLE!! JR: Crash is being bothered by this crowd chanting Elroy. Ann TAKES ADVANTAGE BY GOING TO WORK ON CRASH!! RIGHT HANDS TO THE YOUNGER ONE OF THIS TAG TEAM OF THE HOLLYS!! TO THE ROPES, MISSING WITH THE CLOTHESLINE, AND ANN CATCHES CRASH, AND WHAT A HELL OF A BACKBREAKER, FROM THE TILT-A-WHIRL THERE!! KING: I DON'T THINK THAT CRASH IS DOING ANY BETTER HERE!! JR: I DON'T THINK HE IS, EITHER!! ANN, NOW, TO THE ROPES, AND CRASH SENDS HER TO THE OUTSIDE, AND SHE HIT HARD ON THAT FLOOR THERE!! CRASH, TO THE ROPES, AND BASEBALL SLIDE, AND ANN HITS THAT UNFORGIVING SECURITY BARRICADE THERE!! KING: NOW they are starting to FINALLY tell them how GREAT those two are. Welcome to the CWF, you two. JR: This match is not over yet. Crash on the outside, and send Ann, no REVERSAL INTO THAT RING POST, AND NOW ANN SENDS CRASH BACK INTO THE RING, AND SHE'S GOING TO THE ROPES, AND...DROP KICKS HARDCORE HOLLY INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE THERE, AS WELL, AND HE IS DOWN, AND ALAN IS GOING TO THE TOP!! WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO!! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT ANN IS JOINING HIM...LOOKATTHIS!! Ann gets Alan by the legs, lifts him up by them, and then drops him HARD onto Crash!! JR: MY GOD, THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A MOVE, BUT ANN IS STILL ON THE TOP ROPE, AND ALAN IS OUT OF THE RING, WORKING ON HARDCORE!!! WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO NOW?! Now Ann jumps, and she hits a part of the ring right near where Crash is down at. She hits so hard that it causes a minor ringquake, that hurts Crash even MORE. And for SOME reason, it doesn't even FAZE Ann. KING: WHAT THE HELL?! JR: WHATEVER SHE DID, IT GOT THE JOB DONE ON CRASH!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!! A COVER, 2, AND THERE'S THREE!! THEY PICK UP THE VICTORY!! ALAN AND ANN PICK UP THEIR FIRST WIN OVER THE HOLLYS!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY CALL THOSE TWO MOVES, BUT WE NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE MOVES, KING!! KING: Well, Ann dropped Alan on top of Crash, but then when that was done, that girl landed right near Crash, and I guess that move caused Crash to get his butt kicked even MORE so than BEFORE, and they pick up the win. JR: And now we are back live, and Hardcore is talking with Crash, and...HARDCORE JUST SHOVED CRASH DOWN TO THE MAT AGAIN!! KING: NOT THIS AGAIN!! JR: AND NOW THEY ARE FIGHTING IN THE RING!! THESE TWO CANNOT GET ALONG... Switch to the back, where Ash is STILL loking for either Goku or Sage. ASH: WHERE ARE YOU, SAGE?! YOU BETTER SHOW YOURSELF!! I'M GOING TO KICK YOU ASS HERE!! YOU BETTER SHOW YOURSELF!! JR: ASH, STILL LOOKING FOR SAGE OR GOKU!! GOKU IS GETTING READY FOR THAT EIGHT MAN TAG TONIGHT, AND WE UNDERSTAND THAT GOHAN IS GOING TO BE OKAY AFTER THAT ATTACK FROM EARLIER TONIGHT!! KING: HE BETTER BE, BECAUSE HE HAS THAT MATCH TONIGHT!! Ash then FINDS GOKU. GOKU: Oh, hey Ash. How's Gohan?! ASH: Good. Hey, I thought that I would tell you... GOKU: Don't worry about it. I found out about Sage. I'm just gonna tell him that he's going to get his ass kicked at Wrestlemania by me. But for now, we have a match to go to. JR: HIM AND SAGE AT WRESTLEMANIA!! WHAT DOES SAGE THINK ABOUT THAT?! Switch to a hotel in Albany, where Mia is trying to book a room at the Albany hotel. MIA: Room for one, please. CLERK: Wait a minute. Three of you are going to share a room. BRADSHAW: HELL YEAH, MAN!! Give us a room, will ya!! CLERK: OKAY, OKAY!! HERE YOU GO!! ROOM 307!! HAVE A NICE NIGHT!! MIA: I Sure WILL!! Come on, men. FARROQQ: OHH MAN!! Man, Bradshaw, we're gonna have it REAL good tonight!! KING: AHHHH!! They go to a break, then come back. DX music starts, and then Todd and Brock come out to the ring. JR: Welcome back, and we are now set for Todd and Brock, but King... KING: Don't tell me, JR!! I know what you're going to say. Mia is REALLY giving those Ackolytes what they want, and I agree with you one hundred percent. I mean, I want to be BRADSHAW right now. JR: Well, I was GOING to say something about Goku and Sage for Wrestlemania. That is a bombshell here tonight, as well as what we heard as a match from Team Rocket to the Dudleys, and we heard that that match HAS been signed for Wrestlemania!! KING: ALL RIGHT!! JR: And here comes Sailor Vulture and Sailor Moon, and that...HEY, WAIT A MINTUE, THERE'S THE REST OF DX!! WHAT THE HELL?! KING: HA HA HA!! BEAT DOWN ON THEM, GUYS!! JR: DX IS DOING A NUMBER ON VULTURE AND MOON, AND THIS IS REALLY GOING TO....WAIT A MINTUE, QUEEN SERENITY IS COMING OUT HERE, AND ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE HERE!! THIS WAS A SET UP ALL ALONG, AND SERENITY IS TRYING TO CLEAN HOUSE HERE, AND IS DOING JUST THAT!! DX HAS NOW FLED, AND...UH OH!! KING: SAILOR MOON SAID THAT SHE WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO FACING HER MOTHER APRIL SECOND, BUT WHAT ABOUT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! JR: THEY ARE LOOKIG AT EACH OTHER WITH A COLD HARD STARE!! THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A LET THE BEST PERSON WIN TYPE A LOOK!! THAT'S THE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE LOOK!! KING: I'D SAY THAT IS ONE!! Switch to the back, where the Rock is coming out. JR: Coming up next, eight man tag match. Rock, Goku, his son, and Queen Beryl, against Mars, Show, Triple H, and Talpa, and that is NEXT!! They take their final commercial break, then come back. BG: WELLLLLLLLL (pyros), WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW! YES IT'S A BIG, BIG SHOW TONIGHT, YALL! The Big Show enters. JR: We have taken our final commercial break, we thank you for staying up and watching RAW is WAR, and it is now time for a four on four enounter between the teams of the Big Show, Sailor Mars, Talpa, and Triple H, versus Queen Beryl, Goku, Gohan, and The Rock! BG: MY REFLECTION, DIRTY MIRROR, THERE'S NO CONNECTION TO MYSELF, I'M YOUR LOVER, I'M YOUR ZERO, I'M THE FACE IN YOUR DREAMS OF GLASS.... Sailor mars enters. KING: It was bad enough for those last four you mentioned to sign on for this, how do you think Goku feels saying he's gonna let his SON be the fourth partner?! JR: Earlier as we know, [Talpa's music starts, and he enters.] Goku said that HIS SON was going to be the fourth member of the team! Much to the chagrin of Triple H! In MY view, I don't really think Triple H can beat Gohan one-on-one! BG: ONE, TWO...IS THIS ON?! HA! YO JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H...(HA, HA HA) YEAH, YOU LET THE MUSIC KEEP PLAYIN' MISTER DUMB Shhhhhhhhhhhh-IT! KING: And here comes the GAME! JR: Triple H, with his wife, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, now rounding out this team! But the real question is are these teams going to be able to coexist with each other? BG: DRAGON BALL Z!!! DRAGON, DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGON BALL Z! DRAGON, DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON, COME GET ME!!! Goku and Queen Beryl appear on stage. They walk half way down the ramp, and wait. JR: THIS CROWD IS DEAFENING! GOKU AND QUEEN BERYL, STANDING SIDE BY SIDE! KING: WAIT A MINUTE, JR, I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING! WHERE'S GOHAN?! JR: YOU GOT ME, KING! BG: IF YA SMELLLLLL... KING: AAAH! BG:...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'!!! The Rock arrives, and the three charge the ring. JR: THE ROCK IS HERE, AND THE ROCK, BERYL AND GOKU CHARGE THE RING! BUT WHERE IS GOHAN?! KING: IT'S 4 ON 3! THEY'RE OUTNUMBERED! JR: THE ROCK TAKING ON THE BIG SHOW AND TALPA, TRIPLE H GOING AFTER BERYL! MARS AND GOKU ARE SQUARING OFF! KING: GOHAN WENT AWOL, JR! HE STABBED HIS OWN FATH- Ash's music starts up. KING: WHAT?! BG: IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS, WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP, EVERYTHING IS FUCKED, EVERYBODY SUCKS! YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY, BUT YOU WANNA JUSTIFY RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF! Ash rushes the ring. JR: ASH HAS ARRIVED! ASH NOW, GOING AFTER THE BIG SHOW! Beryl now, with Sailor Mars, whipped into the ropes, Beryl ducks under a clothesline - BOOT TO THE HEAD of Sailor Mars! Mars rushes to make a tag to the Big Show! Show, and Beryl, exchanging right hands - OOO, there's a kick to the stomach by Beryl, Big Show on the defensive now... Ash sticks his foot up, and Beryl rams Big Show's head into it. Then she tags Ash. JR: Ash Ketchum tagged in, Ash now with a series of rights to the head of the Big Show, and now, oh Big Show's not even being FAZED by Ash's shots to the stomach! KING: But what I wanna know is what is ASH doing out here and what happened to Goha - OHHHH! JR: OH MY! BIG SHOW JUST THROUGH AS KETCHUM ACROSS THE RING LIKE HE WAS NOTHING AT ALL! Ash has got to mount an offensive here- KING: AAAAH! THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT! JR: LOW BLOW BY ASH! BIG SHOW IS DOWN! ASH HAS TO MAKE A TAG AND QUICK! REFEREE EARL HEBNER STARTING THE TEN COUNT, CAN ASH MAKE THE TAG?! Big Show tags in Triple H, and Ash tags in... KING: IT'S THE ROCK! JR: ASH TAGS IN THE ROCK! AND THE ROCK - DDT ON TRIPLE H! TALPA IN - OHH MY! SPINEBUSTER ON MASTER TALPA! BIG SHOW - ANOTHER DDT! SAMOAN DROP ON SAILOR MARS NOW! AND ALL EIGHT MEN ARE IN THE RING! THE ROCK IS COOKING ON ALL FOUR CYLINDERS - UH-OH! KING: ROCK BOTTOM! JR: ROCK BOTTOM ON THE GAME! AND THE ROCK IS SMELLING IT! KING: WE'RE GONNA SEE IT! THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN - JR: TALPA PULLED THE ROPE AS THE ROCK WAS GOING FOR THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW! TRIPLE H NOW GOING TO WORK ON BERYL! TRIPLE H TRYING A SUPLEX, NO REVERSAL...PSYCHODRIVER ON TRIPLE H! AND NOW, BERYL'S- KING: SHE'S DOING THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW! JR: OH MY! A PEOPLE'S ELBOW, BY QUEEN BERYL! COVER NOW, 2, and Sailor Mars makes the save! QUEEN BERYL NOW, GOING TO WORK ON SAILOR MARS, AND THEY'RE BOTH TAKEN OUTSIDE! TRIPLE H BACK UP, AND NOW GOING TO WORK ON ASH KETCHUM! ASH TO THE ROPES... Here, Ash flips up Triple H's body like he's getting powerbombed, only he turns it into a DDT. KING: WHAT WAS THAT, JR?! JR: ASHES TO ASHES! ASH KETCHUM COMES UP BIG WITH THE ASHES TO ASHES! KING: ASHES TO ASHES?! JR: THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS IT, KING! AND GOKU SMILING ON! Goku gives the Rock's People's Elbow symbol to Ash. KING: NOT HIM TOO?! Ash stands by HHH's head, flings his hat into the crowd, and does the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today! KING: WHAT?! JR: ASH KETCHUM WITH THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW ON THE GAME....YES! COVER NOW, 2...3! ASH GETS THE WIN OVER THE GAME! CHIMEL: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS...ASH KETCHUM, QUEEN BERYL, GOKU SONN, AND THE ROCK!!! JR: ASH HAS STUNNED TRIPLE H! THE GAME CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED! Triple H grabs a mic. HHH: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! GOKU, YOU OWE ME A GOD DAMN APOLOGY! Triple H, Ash and Goku are left in the ring now. HHH: YOU PROMISED ME THAT YOUR SON WOULD BE IN THIS MATCHUP! GOKU: I KNOW! Goku is smiling, a very different kind of smile. HHH: BUT NOW INSTEAD OF GOHAN, YOU GOT THIS LITTLE PUNK FIGHTING HIS BATTLES! WHAT IS THE DEAL?! Ash and Goku look at each other. KING: AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE, JR?! JR: I THINK I AM TOO, KING! Goku reaches into his orange shirt, and pulls out some folded up papers. The word COPY in big red letters is visible. GOKU: Perhaps THESE [handing the papers to Triple H] will clear up any more confusion, Hunter. [to Ash] Come on, son. KING: I don't like the way Goku said that, JR, "Come on, SON?" JR: More importantly, what are those papers Goku handed Triple H? Triple H unfolds the papers, and looks them over. There are four in all, and as he reads, he starts to tremble with rage. When he gets to the fourth one, he is so enraged he crumples them up. KING: WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE GAME?! JR: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS ON THOSE PAPERS, BUT THEY HAVE ENRAGED TRIPLE H! THE GAME IS IRATE! KING: I DON'T REALLY WANNA KNOW - AAAAH! JR: TRIPLE H IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US - [Triple H trashes the anounce table, and the timekeeper's area.] OH COME ON TRIPLE H, THERE'S NO NEED FOR THIS! KING: LOOKATHIS! OUR ANOUNCE POSITON HAS BEEN DECIMATED BY...HURRICANE HUNTER! SECURITY! JR: REFEREES NOW COMING OUT HERE TO GET TRIPLE H UNDER CONTROL! BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS WHAT WAS ON THOSE PAPERS THAT HAS THE GAME SO IRATE? WHAT WAS ON THOSE PAPERS THAT GOKU PRESENTED TO THE GAME? COULD WE FIND OUT THIS THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN?! They go off the air.