CWF RAW WEEK #32 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Mid-South Collesium in Memphis, Tennessee WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [start SMACK DOWN flashback] HHH: ....I GOT NAILED RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR BY MY OWN FRIEND! DARKPOWER! HEY JUSTIN! JUST WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? YOU KNOW THAT THE POWER BELONGS TO HER FAMILY! STEPHANIE: MY FAMILY CONTROLS.... Darkpower's music plays...as the owner of the company and Mars comes out! DARKPOWER: Alright, alright, ALRIGHT! [starts walking towards the ring] Maybe I did walk down this very ramp....while holding a steel chair...maybe I did get into the ring....[is in the ring] And maybe I did hit you with a STEEL CHAIR! But I was only letting go of my anger, Triple H! But since all two groups....me and you two McMahons are struggling for power....why don't we say we split it up into 3 separate parts...? Do we....[extends his right hand] have a deal? ...COLE: ALL THREE HAVE COME TOGETHER! DARKPOWER: ...I see you guys are having some trouble with....the ROCK! The crowd cheers for the name. DARKPOWER: Well I have a idea!...We put the Rock against Sailor Mars tonight, huh? And since Sailor Mars...loves fire!!...Lets take a page out of the book of Kane! AN INFERNO MATCH! ...BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL......THE ROCK.....IS COOKIN'! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET FOR THE GREAT ONE! ...ROCK: THE ROCK CARES!....But the Rock says this....he will take a ball of fire....make sure its plenty hot....make sure its hot....then he will TURN THAT SON BITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK UP YOUR CANDYASSES! AND THEN IGNITE YOUR LITTLE BITCH ASS SAILOR MARS ALL OVER GOD'S GREEN EARTH!....IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK..... CROWD: IS COOKIN' ROCK:.............................IS COOKIN'! [later that evening] Switch to another part in the back where Darkpower and Sailor Mars are coming out to the ring. DP: Okay, Mars, ready for the INFERNO MATCH against the Rock?! MARS: You bet I am!! Oh, and what was that thing all about about anger earlier?! DP: Triple H is bound to find out that it ain't over yet. Come on. KING: WHAT?! COLE: ....What was THAT supposed to mean?! It ain't over YET?! [a bit later that evening] ...STEPH: Triple H, I think we have a problem with DP!! COLE: UH OH!! HHH: What KIND of problem?! STEPH: Well, he said that it ain't over YET between you and him. HHH: ...Change of plans, Steph. We are gonna give Sailor Mars a surprise that she'll never, EVER forget. Come on, we've got work to do. COLE: Wait a minute, King. What does Triple H mean by THAT?! [Suddenly switch to the main event last Thursday...] ..All of a sudden, music starts...KANE'S MUSIC STARTS!! COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: WHAT?! Pyro's go off. COLE: This is supposed to be the Rock and Sailor Mars in an inferno match. What is the Big Red Machine, Kane, doing out here. ...KING: It's the ROCK, not KANE!! ...COLE: DP is trying to get some answers. What happened to the ROCK?! Where is HE at?! ...BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! ...HHH: Hey, DARKPOWER!! I KNEW that you couldn't betrusted. I know you heard that I had a big surprise for you, AND THIS IS IT!!...YOU FACE KANE INSTEAD OF THE ROCK!! COLE: OH MY GOD!! KING: KANE was that surprise he was talking about. BG: IF YOU SMELLL....WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!! COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S THE ROCK!! THE ROCK IS HERE, AND HE'S GOING AFTER TRIPLE H!! TRIPLE H AND THE ROCK!!...MARS HAS LOST!! HER ARM IS ON FIRE!!...SHANE AND THE BIG SHOW THOUGH THE CROWD, AND THE BIG SHOW, TAKES DP INTO THE RING, AND...CHOKE SLAM, AND...SAILOR MARS, AS WELL!! HERE COMES THAT CHOKE SLAM!! UP, AND...BACK DOWN HE COMES!!...DP AND MARS HAVE BEEN DOOFED BY TRIPLE H!! THAT MERGER WAS NOTHING MORE THAN ANOTHER BUMP IN THE ROAD!! ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA!! [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE ME ON, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! ....................................................................... ......ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After the opening stops, the usual happens, followed by the start of the commentary after the minute is up. JR: THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE BUMPY AS THE WEEKS ROLL DOWN!! WE ARE LIVE IN THE MID-SOUTH COLLESIUM IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE! THIS PLACE SOLD OUT IN A RECORD 8 MINUTES, AND THIS PLACE IS READY TO GO!! JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND THE LEGENDARY KING KAI, AND FOLKS, THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA IS ONLY GONNA GET WILDER TONIGHT!! BG: One, two, is this on? HA! YO JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H (HA HA HA...) YEAH, YOU LET THE MUSIC KEEP PLAYIN', MR. DUMB shhhhhhhhh- IT! Triple H and Stephanie McMahon enter, flanked by the entire DX. JR: And here comes Triple H, and he's gotta be REALLY proud of himself after what happened last Thursday on Smack Down! KING: Well it's the ROCK'S FAULT for letting Kane take on Mars in that inferno match! If he went out and took it like a MAN, NONE OF THIS would have happened! KAI: Bwut it took all of DX to dishmantle the Rock! Wait a minute now, the Game ish gonna talk! CROWD'S CHANTS: ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE... KING: I GIVE UP, THEY'RE NOT GONNA STOP THAT HORRIBLE CHANT NO MATTER WHAT I TRY TO TELL THEM! HHH: LAST THURSDAY NIGHT, I THOUGHT I HAD AN AGREEMENT WITH DARKPOWER! BUT SUCH WASN'T THE CASE! AND SHANE MCMAHON, I'M GIVING YOU ONE LAST WARNING TO STAY OUT OF OUR BUSINESS! KAI: WOW! HHH: SO DARKPOWER, SHANE MCMAHON, WHOEVER, IF YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY, YOU BEST SAY - BG: IF YA SMELLLLLLL.........WHAT THE ROCK.........IS COOKIN'! The Rock enters, to the cheers of the millions and millions of fans! JR: THE ROCK IS HERE! THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP IS HERE! AND THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET! CROWD'S CHANTS: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY... ROCK: FFFFINALLY, THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK TO MEMMMMPHIS! KING: FIRST THE KING, AND NOW THE ROCK! YAHOO! ROCK: TRIPLE H, THE ROCK SAYS YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL CUTE, HAVING DX TRY AND HUNT DOWN THE ROCK, LIKE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS THE ROCK! BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, DX DIDN'T GET THE JOB DONE! Crowd cheers. ROCK: And now you come out here, [in mock-HHH voice] The game- unnnnnnh...is gonna come out here-unnnnnnnh...and talk-unnnnnnnh...for another twenty minutes - OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH! STEPHANIE: ROCK, JUST WHO IN THE HELL... CROWD'S CHANTS: SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! JR: This capacity crowd here, letting Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley what they think of her! ROCK: The Rock is gonna come out here and give you something that you can really get full of monkey piss over, and that is...ASH KETCHUM! Crowd cheers. KAI: Uh-oh! ROCK: Triple H, the Rock says that SO WHAT if Goku goes out and does something with his personal life! The kid was orphaned! The kid's life could've been over DECADES before it was supposed to! And Goku, a man who holds his family closer than ANYTHING ELSE in this world, he comes out and brags about his newest additon to his family, and you throw a HISSY FIT! HHH: THAT'S BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HE LIED TO ME! WHEN HE SAID HIS SON, I ASSUMED IT WAS GOHAN! HE DECIEVED ME! HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN A - Rock puts up his hand, interrupting him. KING: AAAH! KAI: HE'SH TELLING HIM TO KNOW HISH ROLE, GUYSH! ROCK: The Rock couldn't help but notice what you were going to say about Goku. Now, what was it? HHH: I WAS CALLING HIM - ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WERE GONNA CALL HIM! Crowd cheers. KING: HA HA!! ROCK: NOW THE ROCK HAS SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY! SURE, THE ROCK HAS HAD HIS FEUDS WITH GOKU AND HIS TWO SONS! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT?! THE ROCK SAYS THAT HE UNDERSTANDS GOKU! HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT GOES ON IN HIS MIND, TO SOME EXTENT! AND THE ROCK...HAS RESPECT FOR GOKU! JR: STRONG WORDS BY THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION! ROCK: NOW THE ROCK SAYS THAT HE'S HAD HIS FEUDS WITH GOKU, HE'S HAD WORDS WITH HIM, AND THE ROCK LOST A HUGE MATCH TO GOKU, BUT THAT'S OKAY! AND THE ROCK SAYS THAT HE ESPECIALLY IS ASTONISHED BY ASH AND GOHAN! Crowd cheers louder. KING: THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS A STICKY TOPIC, JR! JR: NO KIDDING! ROCK: NOW THE ROCK ADMITS THAT WHEN HE WAS 10, 11, WHATEVER, HE WAS OUT, AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE...HE WAS SITTING IN THE STANDS, WOLFING DOWN HANDFULS OF POPCORN, WATCHING THE ACTION, BUT THESE TWO...AT SOME POINTS ARE THE ACTION! HHH: YOUR POINT IS - ROCK: JABRONI, THAT'S TWICE YOU'VE INTERRUPTED THE GREAT ONE! NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT YOU NEVER... CROWD: AND THE ROCK MEANS NEVER!!! ROCK: INTERRUPT THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION, OR ELSE THE ROCK WILL COME DOWN THERE AND LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS! KING: WHOA! ROCK: NOW THEN, THE ROCK SAYS THIS! THE ROCK NEVER USUALLY ADMITS WHEN HE HAS RESPECT OR ADMIRATION FOR ANY ONE OTHER WRESTLER! THIS HOWEVER, IS NOT THE CASE! THE ROCK WOULD EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THAT THEY ARE THE FIRST FAMILY OF THE CWF! The crowd goes very nuts. KING: THE FIRST FAMILY?! HHH: SO IF YOU TWO ARE SUCH GOOD BUDDIES, YOU AND GOKU, YOU WOULDN'T MIND STEPPING INTO THE RING WITH THE GAME, IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH HERE TONIGHT! JR: A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH HERE TONIGHT?! KAI: THAT'LL BWE AWESHOME! ROCK: TRIPLE H, THE ROCK WILL BE MORE THAN GLAD TO GO UP AGAINST YOU AND GOKU YET AGAIN! AND SEEING AS HOW YOU WILL HAVE THAT SLUT FOR A WIFE - STEPHANIE MCMAHON - IN YOUR CORNER... KING: AAAH! ROCK: ...AND GOKU WILL HAVE HIS TWO SONS IN HIS CORNER, MOST LIKELY, THE ROCK WILL HAVE THE ONE CORNERMAN THAT A PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP LIKE YOU WON'T HAVE IN A MILLION AND TWO YEARS! AND THAT IS......THE PEOPLE! Crowd is even louder (if that's possible.) ROCK & CROWD: [Rock tips his head back] IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALALALOW...WHAT THE ROCK...... CROWD: IS COOKIN'! ROCK:.........................................................[raises his eyebrow]......IS COOKIN'! His music hits as he leaves. JR: THAT WILL BE A GUARANTEED SLOBBERKNOCKER, THE ROCK, GOKU AND TRIPLE H, IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH HERE TONIGHT! KING: Yeah, and what he said about the FIRST FAMILY!! KAI: He DOESH have reshpect for Goku, no doubwt. Switch to the back, where Tuxedo Mask is coming out to the ring. Crowd boos enorously. KAI: Hee shomeone who I have LOSHT reshpect for. JR: And rightfully SO. Last Monday, what he did was so HEINOUS. So CRUEL!! KING: And he's coming out to the ring, JR!! JR: What is he gonna say when he comes out here?! We'll be right back. [start CWF promo] ANN.: One Queen rages to become the CWF champion. SERENITY: I will raise that champion belt up high. ANN.: But to do so, she is going to have to face the one woman in which she thought she would never have to fight. HER OWN DAUGHTER!! MOON: YOU WANT ME, COME AND GET ME!! ANN.: Now, these two combatants will battle for the CWF Championship, but for these two, that's just scratching the surface. JR: This is getting VERY personal. KING: I've never seen such a family tension. ANN.: QUEEN SERENITY VS. HER OWN DAUGHTER, SAILOR MOON!! THE CWF TITLE IS ON THE LINE, BUT IT'S ONLY THE START OF IT!! THQ PRESENTS CWF WRESTLEMANIA 2000, LIVE FROM THE FORT LAUDERDALE ARENA IN FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA!! LIVE, APRIL THE 2ND, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a commercial, then come back. Mask's music starts playing, and he comes out, BOMBARDED by boos, more than last Thursday on Smack Down. KING: UH OH!! JR: Here comes the man who will face Sailor Vulture in just two weeks time at Wrestlemania 2000. It was Tuxedo Mask who kicked Casto's own SISTER to the curb, and we ALL know how Casto REACTED to that last Thursday on Smack Down. KAI: I won't bwe shurprished if Cashto ish HERE tonight in Memphish!! KING: He called Serena his baby SIS!! JR: Casto is 17, while Serena is 16. Clearly, the sis is the younger of the two siblings, but hardly the least emotional and open about her feelings, but that's not much to say when concerning how ALIKE the two siblings are as well as how tight that sigling meld is. KAI: Well, like I shaid, I losht any reshpect I HAD for the guy after what he did to the poor girl lasht Monday. Holding him BWACK!! MY ASSH!! MASK: By NOW, you ALL know how much I had MASKED how I REALLY feel about your SISTER, Casto!! JR: UH OH!! MASK: I mean, you would go out of your way to stand up for your WORTHLESS sister... KING: UH OH, JR!! KAI: He DOESHN'T wanna SHAY that!! MASK: And a SUCK-ASS champion at THAT!! [crowd boos]!! And why is it that you BOO ME!! Why is it that you would rather cheer someone who couldn't last one MINUTE as a SUPERHERO without me saving HER ass every single damn TIME!! JR: OH COME ON!! That is CERTANILY not true!! MASK: And... BG: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: CHRIS JERICHO?! BG: BOOM!!!....You know I got ya (Yeah, one), Break the wall down! (Ahhh) For those about to rock, What ya want? And you know you're Judas And I'm your priest Baby what I got is not from the least Bring it to the stage in the rage of the beast. Step into the arena and break the wall down. JERICHO: MEMPHIS, WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO!! Crowd cheers as he comes out to the stage and stops. KAI: I think that Y2J hash a few wordsh for Mask there!! JERICHO: Tuxedo Mask, last Monday, you proved to the world and to Y2J that you are, for one thing, a complete and udder JACKASS!! Crowd cheers. KING: UH OH!! JERICHO: Second of all, you only SAID that you thought that Sailor Moon was holding you back, when in reality, the real reason why you dumped her was because you were looking at a few of the males in the showers a little PROFUNCLY!! KAI: HA HA HA!! JR: AND LOOK AT DARIEN!! HE IS LIVID!! JERICHO: But to ME, I don't think that you should worry about her well being, ebcuase she has FOUND someone new, from what I heard... JR: SOMEONE NEW?! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! KAI: Bwetter NOT ashk ME!! JERICHO: And second, even if she DIDN'T, she would be one BAD MAMMA JAMMA!! So I'm not too worried about that MYSELF!! As far as YOU go, cape and extending-wand-that-you-have-to-use-down-below-to-look-like- you-actually-HAVE-something boy... Crowd cheers KING: UH OH!! JR: Mask is getting even MORE angry everytime Y2J SAYS something!! JERICHO; You will get your just dues in two weeks, but TONIGHT, you WILL go one on one with the AYATOLA OF ROCK N' ROLL-A!! KAI: YEAH!! JR: TUXEDO MASK AND Y2J TONIGHT!! I LIKE THAT IDEA!! JERICHO: Go ahread, say whatever you want to say, because when Y2J is though with you, you will never... CROWD: EEEEEEEEVER!! JERICHO:...ever...forget the name of Y2J, AGAIEN!! His music plays. JR: Tonight, it'll be Y2J up against Tuxedo Mask, and something tells me that this thing is NOT gonna be pretty. Switch to the back, where the Radicals are trying to set up a plan. BENOIT: That bitch is gonna GET IT... SATURN: Wait. Avery has those four WHORES with her tonight. Why don't we try to take them out one by one!! GURERRO: Good point. MALENKO: Hey, I'll take out the biggest one of them ALL, Birdie!! BENOIT: You and HER!! SATURN: I'll take out that bitch, Catsy, once and for ALL!! JR: Is that what the Radicals will try to do to the Four Sisters here tonight. Divide and conqour?! KAI: That'sh what it SHOUNDSH like to MOI!! Switch to another part in the back where Kevin Kelly is with Death Drop. KELLY: Death Drop the question that is on everbody's mind is why hasn't Mercury accepted Cyclops challenge to a Hardcore match? DROP: Well Kevin, Mercury is in mid training for her match at Wrestlemania, were I will be in her corner to root her on, But as for you Cyclops, you seem to be ready to fight for one who has never been in a ring before I will give you a hardcore match. KELLY: But Drop you have a match tonight against Reenie, she wants revenge for what you... DROP: YOU NEVER INTERRUPTE ME, DO YOU HERE ME! I know I have a match vs that little brat, did I say I was going to be that hardcore match, NO! I will find some one for you to take on one eye. JR: IS Mercury AVOIDING that CHALLENGE?! They go to a break, then come back. They are with Death Drop in the loker room of...ESSA RIOS AND LITA (not the Jupiter Lita. This is ANOTHER one) DROP: Listen to me Essa, if you take this guy out, you and Lita will be reward. ESSA: You want ME to take care of some INTERNET dude?! DROP: Not just ANY internet buff. I mean CYCLOPS!! LITA: We'll do it for ya, but on OUR terms. Switch back to ringside, where the Radical's music starts, and Saturn and GURERRO come to ringside. JR: IS that for TONIGHT!! Essa Rios against CYCLOPS tonight?! KAI: I'm bweginning to think that Mercury ish doing all she CAN to AVOID a confontation with him. KING: Well, that match will be something ELSE believe me. But what about this match. JR: It'll be Perry Saturn up against one of the four sisters of Nemisis, which in this case is Catsy tonight. KAI: And what in the hell ish Eddie GURERRO doing out here?! JR: That is a VERY good question.. BG: DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES, BURN THOUGH THE WITCHES, I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY, DRAGULA!! DIG THOUGH THE DITCHES, BURN THOUGH THE WITCHES, I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY, DRAGULA!! JR: AND HERE COMES CATSY!! KING: THAT'S ROB ZOMBIE!! WHEN DID THEY EVER HEAR THAT?! KAI: ROB ZOMBWIE ISHN'T WITH THEM!! KING: THE SONG, KAI!! BY ROB ZOMBIE!! KAI: OH!! JR: IN ANY EVENT, CATSY HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE HERE TONGIHT, AND HERE WE GO INTO THE MATCH!! Later here tonight, Butch and Cassidy vs. The Damn Dudleys for the spot in the Four Corners Tag Title match in two weeks at Wrestlemania. Catsy backs Saturn into the corner, and referee Mike Kiota is calling for a clean break, and here comes Perry Saturn with a series of right hands to the skull of the sister. To the ropes goes Saturn, and ducks under a closeline, and WHAT A HELL OF A HURRICURANA BY CATSY THERE!! KING: MY GOSH!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! KAI: I CERTANILY DID!! THAT WASH AMAZING HOW FASHT SHE WASH ABWLE TO PULL THAT ONE OFF!! JR: Catsy, now, to the top rope.. KING: She's gonna fly, JR!! JR: And Catsy...MOONSAULT THAT CAUGHT PERRY SATURN SQUARE IN THE CHEST CAVITY, 1, 2, AND KICKOUT AFTER TWO!! Catsy, now, sends Saturn to the ropes, and SATURN GETS SENT TO THE OUTSIDE, AND CATSY GOES TO THE FAR SIDE, AND...FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO MEET SATURN DEAD ON ON THE OUTSIDE!! WAIT A MINTUE, SHE'S GOING BACK ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND...SUICIDE DIVE BACK ONTO SATURN, AND THIS IS NOT WHAT SATURN WAS THINKING OF WHEN HE CALLED THIS MATCH!! KAI: I WOULD HOPE NOT!! JR: CATSY, BACK INTO THE RING WITH PERRY SATURN!! Catsy to the ropes...OH MY, EDDIE GURERRO TRIPPED HER UP!! KING: I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, SEE?!! KAI: I SHAW EVERY MOMENT OF THAT ONE! JR: AND CATSY IS HAVING AN EXCHANGE WITH GURRERO, AND..SATURN WITH AN NECK BREAKER THERE, CATCHING HER OFF GUARD, 1, 2, AND A KICKOUT AFTER TWO!! KAI: I KNEW that Gurrero couldn't keep out of the match!! He SHOULDN'T even BWE OUT HERE!! JR: Saturn now, with the advantage, to the ropes goes Catsy, and...DOWN WITH THE BACK BODY DROP THERE!! Going to work on the back area now. Kicks to the small of the back area, and Catsy is in some major trouble!! KING: She shouldn't of accepted this match, JR!! JR: Oh, she wasn't gonna leave this challenge unanswered tonight. We have Essa Rios against Cyclops, that match has been signed! That will be later tonight here on RAW!! KAI: Can't wait for THAT!! JR: Saturn now, with Catsy in the corner, and LOOK AT THIS BLATIANT CHOKE CLEAR IN VIEW OF THE REFEREE, AND MIKE KIOTA IS GETTING HIM AWAY FROM THAT AREA, AND... KAI: NOT AGAIN!! JR: Gurerro, getting those cheap shots in on Catsy, and, oh no. KING: Don't do THAT!! KAI: For God shakesh, she'sh a damn WOMAN!! He then pulls her legs, making her hit between the legs by the ring post. KAI: MY GOD!! JR: GOOD LORD ALL MIGHY!! EDDIE GURERRO HAS DEFINITLY MADE PERRY SATURN GET THE UPPER HAND HERE!! KAI: I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOU DON'T DO THAT TO A WOMAN!! JR: SATURN NOW, WITH CATSY, FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX, 1, 2, AND KICKOUT AFTER TWO!! HOW IN THE HELL WAS SHE ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THAT?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT LOOK OUT HERE!! JR: SATURN IS SENDING CATSY RIGHT NEAR OUR ANNOUNCE POSITION HERE, AND...DOWN ON THE TABLE HERE WITH THE HEAD OF CATSY HERE!! KAI: CATSHY NEEDSH TO DO SHOMETHING TO GET BWACK IN THISH!! JR: EASIER SAID THAN..DONE!! RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STAIRS, AND SHE HIT IT RIGHT ON HER BACK THERE!! KING: THIS DOESN'T GOOD TOO GOOD FOR THE NEMISIS SISTER RIGHT NOW!! JR: SURE AS HELL DOESN'T, AND...AGAIN, THIS TIME IN THE SECURITY RAILING!! PERRY SATURN IS RUTHLESS HERE TONIGHT, AND CATSY IS NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD!! KAI: SOMETHING...OHH!! JR: A STIFF PUNCH STRAIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF CATSY, AND AGAIN!! KING: SATURN IS LAYING OUT CATSY, BUT YOUR RIGHT, JR!! SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT IN THE WAY SHE LOOKS!! SHE MAY HAVE CAME ON THAT RAILING THE WRONG WAY!! KAI: SHE COULD'VE GOTTEN THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HER WHEN SHE HIT!! JR: AND SATURN IS CONTINUING THE PUNISHMENT, AND MIKE KIOTA IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!! KING: IS HE STOPPING THE MATCH?! DID HE SEE THAT, TOO?! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE REFEREE HAS CALLED THIS ONE AS A DOUBLE COUNTOUT!! KAI: OH, I'M GUESSHING THAT THERE WASH MORE IN THE REASHON!! JR: AND SATURN IS CONTINUING THE PUNISHMENT!! I DON'T THINK HE HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT, AND GETS CATSY BACK INTO THE RING!! AND...KICK RIGHT SQUARE INTO THE LUNGS, AND AGAIN!! KING: GOOD GOD!! KAI: HE COULD'VE HIT A 40 YARD FIELD GOAL HITTING THAT HARD!! JR: AND THE REFEREE HAS BACKED SATURN AWAY, AND LOOK AT CATSY!! KING: She's REALLY trying to get some air back into her lungs there. KAI: Kiota ish calling for the paramedicsh!! Thish ish really bwad!! JR: And...OH COME ON!! SATURN IS STILL TRYING TO GET AT CATSY!! SOMENE STOP THIS, AND...AGAIN INTO THE STOMACH, AND SATURN...WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S THE REST OF THE NEMISIS SISTERS!! KAI: FINALLY, AND LOOK AT SHATURN, GETING THE HELL OUTTA THERE!! KING: THE BIG STORY IS IN THE RING, THOUGH!! SHE DEFINILY DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD!! JR: The sisters are trying to find out just what happened here. KAI: I think that she got the wind kciked out of her, and she couldn't get it bwack sho eashaly when she hit that shecurity railing. I do hope that she will bwe okay. JR: Well, they are getting her out of here, which is good news, and... Switch to the back, where Darkpower and Sailor Mars is coming into the building. DARKPOWER: Memphis, Tennessee. Right where Triple H will get his tonight. MARS: He puts me with KANE!! The BASTARD!! He's gonna DIE tonight!! DP: Now Raye, don't get so harsh YET!! Let's see what he's doing tonight. THEN we can act ACCORINGLY!! JR: UH OH!! Darkpower and Sailor Mars are here, and after what we saw last Thursday, something tells me that business is about to pick up in the Mid-South Colliseum TONIGHT!! Switch to another part in the back, where Butch and Cassidy are coming out to the ring. KING: Here we go. KAI: Bwutch and Casshidy, gonna try to ousht the Damn Dudleysh out of the title running tonight. JR: Team Rocket against the Dudleys, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. [start CWF promo] ANN.: And now, the CWF Slam of the Week, bought to you by THQ's WWF Smack Down for the Playstation Game Console. Create Queen Beryl and other CWF Superstars, or create your own, or pick from over 50 WWF Stars. Switch to last Thursday. COLE: OH MY GOD!! DANIEL JUST GOT POWERBOMBED OFF OF THE STAGE BY THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS...OH NO!!...THAT'S MEOWTH THAT D-VON HAS GOT, AND THEY ARE SETTING UP ANOTHER TABLE!! KING: HE'S TRYING TO GET OUT OF THERE, COLE!! COLE: FOR GOD SAKES, SOMEONE STOP THIS, THIS IS ENOUGH!!...DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONNA... Buh Buh does the same thing with Meowth, only this time, you can see Meowth's neck bouncing off the floor below. COLE: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! BUH BUH RAY DUDLEY JUST POWERBOMBED BOTH DANIEL AND MEOWTH THOUGH TABLES!! End of flashback. THQ GUY: THQ!! [end CWF promo] They come back, and the Dudley's music starts up, and they come out to the ring. JR: That's what happened last Thursday, and that has led to what we are about to see. Tonight, CWF RAW is brought to you by WWF Agression. Famous rap artist doing the rap renditions of your favorite WWF superstars' theme songs. In stores now at all major outlets. KING: And by Snickers. Hungry, WHY WAIT?! KAI: And bwy CWF.com. We are the first with news on your favorite CWF superstars as well as other resources. Watch for updates 24/7. CWF.com [http://officialcwf.cjb.net]!! JR: And these Damn Dudleys will have to watch for TEAM ROCKET 24/7 after what they did to both Daniel and Meowth, for God SAKES, last Thursday night. KING: I'll tell you what, JR!! I've never seen anything like that in my LIFE!! BG: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE..............MAKE IT DOUBLE!! JR: And here comes the two that will try to oust the Damn Dudleys out of a shot at the Tag Titles in sacrifice for their OWN shots at the titles. If Butch and Cassidy win, they take the place of the Dudleys in that four corner elimination tag match for the Tag Title, in which Queen Beryl and Queen Serenity still hold. KAI: FORGET THAT!! WE HAVE A BWRAWL OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!! JR: BUTCH AND CASSIDY MET BUH BUH AND D-VON MAD-RAMP, AND THIS THING IS GETTING UNDERWAY BEFORE THEY CAN EVEN ENTER THE RING!! BUH BUH IS GETTING HAMMERED BY BUTCH, AND...INTO THE STEEL RING POST WENT D-VON BY CASSIDY!! KAI: THISH ISH GONNA GET UGLY, I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH!! KING: CERTANILY IS!! JR: We are STILL trying to get an update on Catsy's condition... Switch to the back real quick, where Catsy is being loaded into an ambulance. JR: There you see Catsy being loaded into the back of the ambulance... All of a sudden, Rubeus comes into the camera's view. RUBEUS: [screaming] WHAT HAPPENED?! AVERY: THOSE SOB RADICALS GOT TO HER!! SHE'S HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING!! IT WAS SATURN WHO DID IT, THOUGH!! RUBEUS: THAT SON OF A BITCH!! SATURN, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! YOU'LL GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY ME!! They go back to ringside, where the match at hand is FINALLY in the ring, and the bell has rung. KAI: UH...OH!! JR: Rubeus is going to find Perry Saturn. KING: Wait a minute, JR!! What reason does HE have to blame it on SATURN for?! JR: NICE spinning neck breaker by Butch on D-Von Dudley. Well, it WAS Saturn who draped her over the steel baricade there, and GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY!! D0VON WENT HEAD FIRST STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS BY BUTCH, AND NOW INTO THE HALF CRAB, AND D-VON REACHES THE ROPE, AND BUTCH QWUICKLY RELEASES THE HOLD, AND GOES BACK TO WORK ON D-VON, WHO ARE, FOR NOW, IN THE FOUR CORNERS MATCHY FOR THE TAG TITLES!! KAI: Which wash made bwy Death Drop lasht Monday, I might add!! JR: Oh man, that match between Death Drop and Reenie tonight is gonna be something else, as well as the Triple Threat match here tonight. The Rock, Triple H, and Goku in a triple threat match, and we saw Darkpower arrive here...Butch draps D-Von over the ropes, and the neck snapped back, and D-Von is in huge trouble. KING: He needs to make the tag here. JR: He certanily DOES!! And speaking of TAGS, the Dudleys will have to face Jessie and James of Team Rockeyt regardless of how this match turns out in 2 weeks at Wrestlemania!! KAI: I can't WAIT for them to get their handsh on thoshe damn Dudleysh!! JR: D-Von makes the tag to Buh Buh, and Butch makes one of his own to Cassidy, and Cassidy...hits Buh Buh with a hell of a clothesline that sent Buh Buh in the air. KING: Almost knocked him out of his BOOTS, JR!! KAI: I would LOVE to shee theshe guysh get what they trule desherve tonight!! JR: And they very well COULD!! Buh Buh, to the ropes, and...that high bear hug, and Butch goes to the top, and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witch to the back, where Cyclops is coming out for HIS match. JR: UH OH!! Cyclops is coming out here, but this is DEFINITLY something that he DIDN'T want, a match against Essa Rios and Lita tonight. KING: Yeah.HE wanted Sailor MERCURY in a Hardcore Match... Switch to Gohan's locker room. GOHAN: Okay, dad, good luck. ASH: Yeah...FATHER!! KING: HA!! GOKU: I can beat both of those two tonight, especially Triple H!! I'm going to train. See ya. [he leaves] ASH: I'm getting some grub. Want anything?! GOHAN: Of course. Doesn't matter what. ASH: Okay!! [HE leaves] GOHAN: What a night...HUH?! Who's there?! He opens the door. It's then that SAGE GRABS HIM AND STARTS ATTACKING HIM!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS?! KING: SAGE IS ATTACKING GOHAN!! JR: THIS IS WHAT SAGE HAS BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF WEWEKS, BUT THIS IS BECOMING TOO MUCH!! KAI: GOHAN NEEDSH SHOME HELP AND NOW!! JR: SAGE IS CONTINUING THE ASSULT ON GOHAN, AND...OH MY GOD, THEY ARE AT THE LOADING DOCKS!! KING: WHAT'S HE GONNA DO THERE!! JR: SAGE GETTING GOHAN..PICKING HIM UP, OH MY GOD, DAMN IT, DON'T DO THAT!! With that, Sage just throws Gohan over the edge of the loading dock, causing him to fall about 5 feet to the ground below. JR: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! SAGE JUST THREW GOHAN ABOUT 5 FEET OFF OF THAT LOADING DOCK TO THE GROUND BELOW, AND HE'S LEAVING HIM THERE!! KAI: WHAT THE HELL?! JR: MY GOD, SOMEONE GET SOME HELP FOR THE KID!! FOR GOD SAKES, WHAT A HENIOUS AND DISTASTEFUL ACT THAT WAS!! They go to a break, then come back in the loading docks, where Gohan is being helped out by some refs and paramedics. JR: WELCOME BACK TO RAW, EVERYONE, AND AS IF WE DIDN'T SEE A CAOTIC NIGHT AS IT WAS ALREADY, HERE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF NIGHT THAT WE HAVE HAD!! SAGE STARTS ATTACKING GOHAN FOR NO APPARENT REASON, AND THEN HE THREW HIM OVER THE EDGE OF THAT LOADING DOCK LIKE IT WAS NOTHING, AND THEN HE JUST LEFT, AND NOW WE ARE BACK, AND GOKU IS LOOKING FOR SAGE!! GOKU: SAGE, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! He throws whatever he can and SHOVES whatever he can to contain his temper. KING: WOW!! Switch back to ringside, where Essa Rios's music comes on, and they come out to the ring. JR: And here we go now with Essa Rios against Cyclops, and this is NOT gonna be for the faint of heart. My GOD, what a CAOTIC night we have seen thus far, and we are NOT DONE YET!! We STILL have Death Drop and Reenie in a Hardcore match, which is a SUICIDE mission for Reenie in MY view. We have the match with Y2J, Chris Jericho against Tuxedo Mask still to come. Dean Malenko against Birdie still to come, and of course THAT is intensified with what happened with Catsy eariler tonight. And then we have that Triple Threat match still to come here tonight, and we have this match right here. KING: And this is something that is gonna be for the record books, I can guarantee you THAT much. KAI: Well, I can tell you that when Goku findsh Shage, we are gonna need a team of refsh reayd to go at any MOMENT, bwecaushe all HELL ish gonna bwreak looshe bwack there. JR: Well, here comes Cyclops of CWF.com fame, and this is not gonna be pretty folks, and he is in the ring, and...wait a minute, he wants to speak here. CYCLOPS: You know, this is TWICE now that Sailor Mercury has avoided my question. Either YOU accept my challenge, or I'll come back there and kick your damn ass MYSELF!! Simple as THAT!! He throws away the mic as this match gets underway. JR: And here we go. It's Cyclops and Essa Rios, and...WAIT A MINUTE!! SPEAKING OF SAILOR MERCURY!! KING: THERE SHE IS!! KAI: SHE DID THISH LASHT THURSHDAY!! SHE'SH UP THERE AGAIN!! JR: HOPEFULLY SHE DOES...UH OH!! KING: HERE SHE COMES!! JR: AND CYCLOPS HAS SEEN HER, AND SHE IS BACKING AWAY, AND...ESSA DROP KICKS HIM IN THE BACK AREA, AND TO THE OUTSIDE HE GOES, AND LISTEN TO MERCURY TAUNTING HIM, AND..HE TOOK A SHOT AT SAILOR MERCURY WHEN SHE SAID SOMETHING TO HIM!! KAI: SHOMETHING TELLSH ME THAT THISH NIGHT ISH ABWOUT TO GET EVEN MORE CAOTIC!! JR: Essa Rios, now, with Cyclops, and to the ropes, missing with the closeline, and...MERCURY JUST CLOBBERED HIM WITH THE FRYING PAN, AND TIM WHITE NEVER SAW THAT, AND NEITHER DID ESSA, AS HE IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE, BACK TURNED TO WHAT WAS HAPPENING WHILE SETTING UP FOR A HELL OF A MOONSAULT, 1, 2, 3!! ESSA RIOS GETS THE WIN, WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE HELP HE GOT FROM SAILOR MERCURY!!! CYCLOPS IS DOWN AND OUT, AND..WAIT A MINTUE, SAILOR MERCURY HAS THE MIC HERE!! MERCURY: HEY, CYCLOPS!! THIS THURSDAY, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE TO A NOHOLDS BARRED, PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!! YOUR ASS BELONGS TO ME THIS SUNDAY!! KING: WOAH!! KAI: I TOLD YA!! THISH NIGHT ISHN'T OVER YET, EITHER!! WE SHTIL HAVE A TON OF A WAY TO GO!! JR: SOMETHING TOLD ME THAT THIS NIGHT WAS JUST GETTING STARTED... Switch to the back, where Dean Malenko is coming out for HIS match. KING: HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET THAT THIS MATCH IS GONNA BE INTENSE!! JR: This is REALLY gonna pick up with the knowledge of Catsy being in the hospital. This is an emotional match, no doubt about it. We'll be right back. End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #32 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler The New Guy BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole King Kai RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Mid-South Collesium in Memphis, Tennessee WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ They start the SECOND hour with the Radicals music picking up, and Dean Makenko...WITH EDDIE GURRERO coming out to ringside. JR: Oh no, not AGAIN!! KING: WHAT?! JR: Eddie Gurrero is coming out here, and by the way, we welcome the New Guy for the SECOND hour, and New Guy, I know that you were in the back when Catsy was taken out in that ambulance. What was the emotions that were flooding the backstage area. NG: Totally AMAZING!! Rubeus was REALLY angry, and is looking for Perry Saturn even as we SPEAK!! But I heard that Catsy just had the wind knocked out of her, and she'll be okay, thank GOD!! KING: What, you think that she is a good wrestler?! NG: Well, I amire her GUTS to be in there in that condition for THAT long!! JR: In any event, Eddie Gurerro is out here for the second time tonight, and Birdie will be taking on the Man of a Thousand Holds, Dean Malenko. NG: King Kai said that Gurrero shouldn't be out here, and I agree one hundred and ten percent on that one. Why is the referee letting him be out here, and is that arm healed fully?! JR: We've questioned that for weeks, with no known answer. A little suspicious if you ask me. BG: DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES, BURN THOUGH THE WITCHES, I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY, DRAGULA!! DIG THOUGH THE DITCHES, BURN THOUGH THE WITCHES, I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY, DRAGULA!! Birdie is coming out, but this time, she is not ALONE!! She has PRISMA with her, as they come to ringside. JR: OH MY!! BIRDIE WAS PREPAIRED FOR EDDIE GURRERO BEING OUT HERE, AND THIS IS AN EVEN PLAYING GROUND HERE!! PRISMA IS COMING OUT WITH HER, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT TO GET UNDERWAY, AND HERE WE GO!! NG: I LOVE the theme song that they picked out for their entrance. Rob Zombie. Also off of The Matrix soundtrack, as well. JR: It's Birdie and Malenko, into a tie up, and backing up to the turnbuckle, and Earl Hebner calls for a clean break, but will he get one...NO HE WON'T, AS MALENKO GOES TO WORK ON BIRDIE!! IRISH WHIP TO THE OTHER TURNBUCKLE, STOPPED, AND OVER MALENKO WENT BIRDIE, AND NOW SHOTS TO THE SKULL OF MALENKO!! KING: GET OUT OF THERE MALENKO!! JR: Malenko to the center of the ring, and BULLDOG THAT PLANTED MALENKO RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! Birdie now with a rear chin lock. NG: Real technical style match so far. They are resorting to some real great traditional style wrestling holds and maneuvers to outdue their opponent. Great match, considering that both of these two are extraorinary technical superstars. JR: Birdie now, lying in wait for Malenko to make a move,m and he does, and Birdie counters into A SUPURP INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!! To the ropes, ducks underneath the clothsline and Birdie WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! MY GOD, SHE JUST LAUNCHED ABOUT 300 PLUS POUNDS WITH WHAT COULDN'T BE MORE THAN 250 P0OUND BODY RIGHT OVER HER HEAD!! KING: My gosh, JR, and she made it look EASY!! NG: This is gonna be a GREAT match. You know, I can't wait till Y2J gets his hands on Tuxedo Mask after what he did to Serena last Monday. JR: That match still to come, and what a night we have seen so far. Anything else is bound to happen, and what did Jericho mean by Serena having someone NEW?! KING: I don't know, but this match is...UH OH!! JR: GURRERO TRYING TO DISTRACT THE REFEREE, AND HERE COMES PRISMA, AND...RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT BIG BOOT OF PRISMA THAT SENT GURRERO DOWN AND OUT OUTSIDE, WHILE MALENKO IS LOOKING RIGHT AT PRISMA!! BUT BIRDIE IS LOOKING TO TAKE AVANTAGE OF THAT DISTRACTION!! MALENKO, TURNS AROUND, BIRDIE WITH THE BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION, AND.. KING: DON'T TELL ME SHE'S GONNA TRY SMOETHING LIKE THIS!! JR: SHE HAS HIM, AND...GUT-WRENCH POWERBOMB!! AND THIS ONE IS HISTORY, 3!! BIRDIE WINS THIS MATCHUP, AND WHAT AN UPSET THIS IS FOR DEAN MALENKO HERE TONIGHT!! Switch to the back, where Reenie is coming out for the match against Death Drop. KING: UH OH!! You may be right, JR!! This may BE a suicide mission. JR: May be. Reenie up against Death Drop. That is NEXT!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: One Queen rages to become the CWF champion. SERENITY: I will raise that champion belt up high. ANN.: But to do so, she is going to have to face the one woman in which she thought she would never have to fight. HER OWN DAUGHTER!! MOON: YOU WANT ME, COME AND GET ME!! ANN.: Now, these two combatants will battle for the CWF Championship, but for these two, that's just scratching the surface. JR: This is getting VERY personal. KING: I've never seen such a family tension. ANN.: QUEEN SERENITY VS. HER OWN DAUGHTER, SAILOR MOON!! THE CWF TITLE IS ON THE LINE, BUT IT'S ONLY THE START OF IT!! THQ PRESENTS CWF WRESTLEMANIA 2000, LIVE FROM THE FORT LAUDERDALE ARENA IN FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA!! LIVE, APRIL THE 2ND, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They go to a break, then come back in Essa Rios's locker room with Death Drop. DROP: HEY ESSA, good work now for the reward. He pulls out a mad load of money. ESSA: hey man I don't need your money. He and Lita walks off. DROP: Looks like someone needs to be put in there place. Come back to ringside, where Reenie is coming out to her music. JR: Drop trying to reward Essa for his efforts before his matchup here with Reenie. Well, THQ presents CWF Wrestlemania 2000 live from the Fort Lauderdale Arena in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Sunday, April 2nd and only on Pay Per View!! Death Drop's music starts off, and he comes out. NG: Something tells me that Death Drop will tear Reenie apart tonight. JR: It would appear so. But don't forget this girl's heart and soul that she puts into every match, and here we go into the ring. Death Drop, and... All of a sudden, a teenage girl in a Sailor Senshi suit and a javelin in hand comes out to the stage. JR: Wait a minute. KING: Who the heck is THAT?! NG: I know who THAT is!! That's Heather, AKA Sailor Saturn [Heather is the English name the CWF has given her for the time being] JR: Sailor Saturn, Reenie's friend, and is she SCOUTING this competition here. NG: Don't know, but she's headed to the ring. KING: Watch it, Death Drop. JR: She is coming into the ring, and remember that this is a Hardcore Match, so this is allowed in this type of matchup. And she...GIVES THAT JAVELIN STRAIGHT SOUTH OF THE BORDER OF DEATH DROP!! KING: AND LOOK AT SATURN, SPINNING THAT THING IN THE AIR LIKE A LINE TWIRLER!! NG: I ALWAYS LOVED WHEN SOMEONE CAN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH A JAVELIN!! JR: AND IT LANDS INTO THE BACK AREA OF DEATH DROP, AND REENIE IS GONNA PIN HIM, AND SATURN IS HOLDING HIM DOWN, 2, 3!! WHAT A UPSET HERE!! KING: UPSET?! HE WAS SCREWED OUT OF A VICTORY!! JR: WELL, IT'S ALLOWED IN A HARDCORE MATCH!! HE ASKED FOR IT, AND HE GOT IT, ALL RIGHT!! Switch to the back, where Y2J is coming out to the ring. JR: AND COMING UP NEXT, IT'S GOING TO BE THE AYATOLA OF ROCK AND ROLLA, Y2J, UP AGAINST TUXEDO MASK, AND WHAT DID HE MEAN BY SERENA GETTING SOMEONE NEW!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go to a break, then come back. Mask comes out to the music. JR: Welcome back to RAW, and Tuxedo Mask is coming out, and this match was made earlier tonight after Y2J challenged Mask to a match which is happening here, and... Switch to the back, where Michael Cole is with Reenie and Heather. COLE: Reenie, Heather, great upset, but why did Heather pick NOW to enter the CWF?! HEATHER: Well, it seems that we don't have ENOUGH of people like US, and I believe that the CWF is rising without me, so I'm here to contine the rise that the CWF is at right now. As for Death Drop, you were just at the wrong place at the WRONG TIME!! Switch back to ringside. KING: Nothing more than COINCIDENCE!! NG: Well, something tells me that Heather entered at the right time. The CWF is on a BIG rise as of late. JR: And here comes Chris Jericho, and he's getting into the ring, and this match is underway. Jericho... Lights go out. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: THE HELL IS THIS?! NG: I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING!! Music starts, and STILL no one can see anything. JR: What is that music?! KING: I don't know, but SOMETHING is DEFINITLY happening in the ring. I can HEAR it!! NG: It would be nice if we SAW what was happening. The lights come back on. Mask is laid out in the ring, and Jericho is looking as if he's not surprised of who is now standing in the ring....PRINCE DIAMOND!! The crowd goes nuts!! NG: OH MY GOD!! JR: PRINCE DIAMOND IS BACK IN THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION!! WHAT A TIME TO COME BACK, AND WHAT A WAY...WAIT A MINUTE, SAILOR MOON IS COMING OUT HERE NOW, AND THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD LIKE TO FIGURE OUT MYSELF!! NG: PRINCE DIAMOND IS BACK IN THE CWF!! WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR!! KING: YEAH, FINALLY, HE'S BACK!! JR: WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE NO MERCY BACK IN OCTOBER!! BUT WHAT IS SAILOR MOON DOING OUT HERE!! She gets in the ring. NG: What's gonna happen here. KING: I still can't get over that Prince Diamond is BACK in the CWF!! All of a sudder, Sailor Moon...KISSES DIAMOND ON THE LIPS!! KING: WHAAA...?! JR: THAT'S WHAT JERICHO MEANT!! SAILOR MOON FOUND PRINCE DIAMOND!! NG: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! AND TUXEDO MASK DOESN'T EVEN SEE THIS HAPPENING!! BUT WHAT IS THIS NOW GONNA DO TO THE TITLE MATCH IN TWO WEEKS!! NG: WHO CARES RIGHT NOW?! PRINCE DIAMOND IS BACK, AND WHAT A WAY TO COME BACK!! I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT!! Switch to the back, where the Rock is coming out to the ring. Crowd cheers. JR: And coming up next, it's The Rock, Goku, and Triple H, Triple Threat match, and... Switch to Darkpower's locker room with Sailor Mars. DP: If Triple H is gonna think that he has something over me, then he has another thing coming. I have a surprise...well, TWO!! First off, Mars, call the big boss, and tell him that it's time. I'm going out there and give the FANS what THEY want to see. KING: Oh no. He's gonna listen to THEM again!! NG: Why NOT?! I don't know if he's truley listening to THEM again, or if this is a ROOSE line what happened BEFORE?! JR: What did he mean about the BIG BOSS?! KING: The Big Bossman?! NG: Could be?! They go to their final commercial break, then come back. Goku's music starts, and he comes out to the ring. JR: We have taken our final commercial break, and we are staying here for this matchup, and this is going to be something to see. Triple Threat match for in a few minutes time. KING: I STILL can't get over the fact that Prince DIAMOND has come back, and something tells me that he is going to stay for a long time. NG: And did you see the accompany result of him being here. That's who Serena found as someone new. JR: I guess this means that she wasn't as heartbroken as she once was about this break up!! But this HAS to put a damper of Tuxedo Mask's plans. KING: DEFINITLY!! But I'm worried about what Darkpower meant by the BIG BOSS!! The Big Bossman is the only one that I could think of. NG: That wasn't the ONLY thing that he said was gonna be a surprise in this thing for Triple H, and...oh hold on!! Goku wants to say something. GOKU: Hey, Sage, you COWARD!! Let me tell you something, I'll give you the break THIS time, but at Wrestlemania, what happens to you during that match will no LONGER BE MY DAMN RESPONSIBLITY!! JR: WOAH!! KING: WOW!! NG: That isn't good for Sage. BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! Triple H comes out to the music. JR: And here comes the Game!! KING: YESS!! NG: What are these two surprises that Darkpower has planned for them?! KING: Like I know?! I just hope that they won't harm them TOO good!! But what is this about giving the fans what THEY want to see?! JR: Well, it's about damn TIME that he listened to them. Darkpower's music comes on, and he comes out. JR: Speaking of which, here he comes!! He's getting into the ring!! KING: What is this sur...WAIT A MINUTE!! NG: He's saying for arl Hebner to take a hike here, and... He removes his shirt to reveal a...REFEREE'S SHIRT!! KING: NO WAY!! JR: MY GOD!! DARKPOWER IS GOING TO BE THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE, AND TRIPLE H IS LIVID!! NG: WHAT A SURPRISE, BUT WHAT IS THIS OTHER ONE?! JR: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT!! THIS IS ENOUGH TO GE TRIPLE H HOT ENOUGH AS IT IS!! I WOULD SUSPECT THAT WHATEVER HE HAS PLANNED MAY PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE TONIGHT!! BG: IF YA SMELLLLLLL.........WHAT THE ROCK.........IS COOKIN'! The crowd erupts as the Rock comes out to the ringside. JR: AND HERE COMES ONE PERSON WHO COULDN'T GIVE A DAMN WHO THE REFEREE IS, AS LONG AS HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON WHOEVER MOVES IN THAT RING TONIGHT, AND HERE WE GO!! THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY, AND BOTH GOKU AND THE ROCK ARE GOING AFTER TRIPLE H!! WORKING ON THE GAME, IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR CORNER, AND GOKU, SPLASH BY THE FIGHTER, AND HERE COMES THE BRAMA BULL WITH A SUPURP CLOSELINE!! KING: DARKPOWER WILL LET ANYTHING GO!! NG: TELL ME ABOUT IT!! JR: THE ROCK NOW, WITH TRIPLE H, AND GOKU WITH A MISSLE DROP KICK FROM THE TOP ROPE ON TRIPLE H, AND NOW A COVER, 2, AND AS TRIPLE H KICKED OUT OF THAT, THAT WAS A FAST COUNT BY DP THERE!! BY THE CEO, AND NOW DARKPOWQER AND TRIPLE H EXCHANGING SOME HEATED WORDS HERE, AND ROCK... Switch to the back, where Sailor Mars is waiting on someone. MARS: Come on, get HERE!! HURRY UP!! Switch back to ringside. JR: The hell is THAT all about?! KING: Mars is waiting for SOMEONE!! NG: DEFINITLY!! But WHO IS IT?! JR: Sailor Mars is waiting on someone to get here tonight in Memphis tonight. KING: Well, look what is happening IN the ring. the Rock and Goku are settling THEIR differences. JR: Compeditive spirit tonight right here in Memphis, and... Switch to that same area in the back, where a limo is all of a sudden being pulled up. KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! NG: What the hell is all of this?! MARS: FINALLY!! The BIG BOSS is HERE!! JR: That's the big boss that they were talking about. NG: Who is it?! MARS: Welcome back. The "Big Boss" gets out of the limo, and it's...MR. VINCE MCMAHON!! JR: IT'S VINCE MCMAHON!! KING: WHAT?! NG: BIG BOSS DOESN'T EVEN START TO DESCRIBE THIS!! JR: VINCE RETURNED LAST MONDAY IN THE WWF, AND NOW, THE CWF HAS HIM!! VINCE MCMAHON IS BACK, AND NO ONE IN THE RING BUT DARKPOWER KNOWS ABOUT VINCE'S RETURN TO THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION!! KING: TH...VINCE MCMAHON!! NG: IT'S OFFICIAL TONIGHT!! WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING TONIGHT!! JR: MEANWHILE, THE MATCH IS STILL GOING ON HERE IN THE RING.. BG:................................NO CHANCE, THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT!! JR: AND HERE HE COMES!! KING: AND LOOK AT THE LOOK ON TRIPLE H'S FACE!! NG: THERE HE IS!! JR: TRIPLE H IS IRATE!! HE NEVER THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!! THIS IS THE OTHER SURPRISE FOR TRIPLE H!! VINCE MCMAHON WAS THE GUY THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT!! KING: AHH!! HE'S IN THE RING!! JR: AND TRIPLE H HAS SOME WORDS WITH THE CEO OF THE WWF!! AND...VINCE NAILS HIM, AND NOW THE ROCK AND GOKU, ARE GONNA... KING: AHH!! NG: THIS IS WHAT THE ROCK AND ASH DID TO HIM A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO ON SMACK DOWN!! JR: THE DOUBLE...PEOPLE'S ELBOW, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE PINNING TRIPLE H!! ONE, TWO THREE!! DARKPOWER HAS COUNTED DOWN TRIPLE H!! KING: NOW WHAT!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH, THE ROCK AND GOKU!! KING: THEY'RE BOTH WINNERS!! JR: DARKPOWER HAS SCREWED TRIPLE H!! VINCE...WAIT A MINUTE, SAGE!! SAGE IS HERE, AND HE'S GOING AFTER GOKU, AND THIS IS GETTING UGLY, AND...WAIT A MINUTE!! SAILOR MOON!! KING: REMEMBER WHAT SAGE TRIED TO DO TO HER DAUGHTER IN THE PAST!! NG: YEAH!! HE WAS THE REASON WHY SAILOR MOON CAME TO THE CWF IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND HERE COMES HER MOTHER, QUEEN SERENITY!! JR: MY GOD, AND SHE'S HELPING SERENA SLASH SAILOR MOON TAKE CARE OF SAGE, AND GOKU AND SAGE GO ON THE OUTSIDE!! DARKPOWER, VINCE, AND THE ROCK CELEBRATING ON THE OUT...UH OH!! NG: THESE ARE THE TWO WHO WILL BE IN THE MAIN EVENT AT WRESTLEMANIA!! QUEEN SERENITY AND SAILOR MOON!! KING: AM I'M HEARING THINGS, OR ARE THEY REALING ECHANGING HEATED WORDS AT EACH OTHER?! JR: THAT'S NOT JUST YOU, KING!! THEY ARE REALLY EXCHANGING THEIR OWN... Then, all of a sudden, Moon SHOVES SERENITY ONTO HER ASS!! JR: GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY!! SERENITY JUST GOT PLANTED ON HER ASS BY HER OWN DAMN DAUGHTER, AND SHE'S TRYING TO GET BACK AT HER, AND HERE WE GO!! THIS IS A FIGHT, AND THIS IS WHAT MAY HAPPEN IN TWO WEEKS AT WRESTLEMANIA!! NG: HERE COMES THE REFEREES!! KING: THAT ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT IS HAPPENING!! THEY ARE REALLY GOING AT IT!! JR: THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FAMILY AFFAIR GONE TO INCREDIABLE HEIGHTS!! WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN!! VINCE MCMAHON IS BACK, AND SO IS PRINCE DIAMOND, AND THIS TITLE MATCH HAS ALL OF A SUDDEN GOT HYPED BY A SCALE OF 10!! They go off the air. Feedback is good. Accepting WM2K orders now, and see you thi8s Thursday for Smack Down.