CWF RAW WEEK #40 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIGHT IN THE BOX AND IT DRAWS TO ME! TAKIN' CHARGE, IN THE ARMS IT'S THE SOUL OF ME! YOU WANT FIRE, ASK, YOU'LL SEE ME TEAR THE PLACE DOWN!!!.......................................................RAW IS WAR, IT'S ON, YOU SHOULD HIDE!!!!! [end RAW intro] After the intro, the pyros take center stage, then stop as the millions...AND MILLIONS, of CWF fans are in the Gund in Cleveland, jakked to the rafters. After a full minute of this, Jim Ross starts commentary. JR: JUST A FEW WEEKS AWAY FROM WHAT IS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST EXTRAVAGANT PAY PER VIEWS OF ALL TIME, WE WELCOME YOU TO THE GUND ARENA IN CLEVELAND, OHIO, WHERE TONIGHT, WE ARE GOING TO HEAR AN ANNOUNCEMENT RIGHT... Switch to the back, where a limo is being pulled up to the truck's entrance of the Gund.It soon stops. KING: Who is THIS?! KAI: Well, ash you have shaid bwefore, the shize of the limo would determine who'sh in there, and there'sh shomeone IMPORTANT in there, bwecaushe that ish one BWIG limo. JR: Who is in there, that's what I want to know?! The guy gets out. It's Darkpower. KING: Oh, just him. KAI: Jusht HIM?! JR: Darkpower, and God knows what HE is going to announce in this ring later TONIGHT. KING: It concerns the title MATCH, JR. JR: What a blockbuster announcement will he give us tonight. We know that it's going to be concerning the title match here tonight, but what will it BE? He goes away from camera's view. then comes two MORE limos. KAI: WOAH!! KING: People are going all OUT tonight. JR: Who's THIS now?! The limos stop, then they come out. It's the McMahon-Helmsly Regieme, along with the Devil Family of Serena, Darien, and Misty. KING: WOOH OH!! Strength in numbers, JR!! JR: I know. And look who leads, as well. KAI: Bweryl. Mademe SHICK sheeing how she won bwack the title lasht Thurshday night on Shmack Down. JR: What a screw job THAT was last Thursday night, and Chichi wasn't there to stop it. KING: Where WAS she?! JR: That's a good QUESTION, King. KAI: Don't you tell ME that she went BWACK with Bweryl. Switch back to the ring. BG: GODFATHER'S IN DA HOUSE.....ROUND UP YOU BIATCH ASS!! PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN!! PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN!! PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN!! The Godfather and Nephlite come out with about...10 hoes. KING: ENOUGH OF THEM!! PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY, MAN!! KAI: YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT, KING!! JR: THE GODFATHER AND NEPHLITE SET TO TAKE ON THE ORIGINAL HENCHMEN, ZARBON AND DODORIA, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS DEFINITLY GONNA BE SOMETHING TO SEE THEM WITHOUT FIREZA, WHO THEY DUMPED TO THE CURB A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO ON THIS VERY PROGRAM!! KAI: AND SHOMETHING TELLSH ME THAT FIREZA HASH SHOMEWAY TO GET BACK INTO THE RING WITH SHOMEONE TO COMBAT THE TWO THAT WILL FACE THESHE PIMPSH TONIGHT. KING: AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT YOU SHOULD SHUT UP, KAI!! TH GODFATHER IS GONNA SPEAK FOR ALL OF US!! GODFATHER: IT'S TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR EVERYBODY, TO COME ABOARD, THE HOOOOOOO TRAIN!! NOW, FOR EVERYONE THAT KNOWS THAT THE GODFATHER, AND NEPHLITE, BE, PIMPIN' HOES,... CROWD: NATIONWIDE!! GODFATHER:...MAN, DON'T HIDE IT, LIGHT THAT BLUNT UP, AND SAY... CROWD: PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!! KAI: AND SHAME HERE!! KING: KAI, YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T GET ANY OF THOSE HOES!! KAI: You don't THINK?! JR: In any event, here comes the Original Henchmen, and these two are as tough as they come. It'll be something to see what these two can do with the Godfather and Nephlite, who have been working together very efficiently in recent weeks. KAI: Bwut it'sh only a matter of time bwefore shomeone challengesh THISH little partnership that they have going there. KING: Not right NOW though. We get TWICE as many hoes, YEEEAAAHHHH!!! JR: In any event, it's going to be the Godfather, starting off against Zarbon here, and Godfather, now, tied up, and to the turnbuckle. Referee calls for a clean break, and Zarbon retaliates with a kick to the midsection, and now into the turnbuckle goes the Godfather, and now shots to the stomach of the Pimp Daddy, and Zarbon, acting like he won the Tag Team Titles, AND PAID FOR THE SHOWBOATING, AS THE GODFATHER WITH ONE HELL OF A CLOSELINE THERE!! KAI: I want to know if the Devil Couple and the McMahon-helmsly regieme in COHOOTSH with each other?! JR: That is a question that we may have to get answered here TONIGHT. KING: They DID come in the same limo together. JR: And GODFATHER WITH THAT STENGTH AND POWER, LIFTS ZARBON OVER HIS HEAD, AND BACK DOWN TO EARTH GOES ZARBON, AND HE HAS TO BE IN PAIN AFTER THAT ONE!! KAI: I think he shaw a few planesh passh during that one. KING: 727, anyone. JR: You know, I think that that second limo held the Devil Family, and the first one in that pair was the mcMahon Helsly Regieme, nice leg drop by the Godfather. I think that the fact that they came in two limos would speak a LITTLE bit about how they co-exist as a cohesive unit. KAI: Well, I think that there could bwe that posshibwility that it'sh bwecaushe the Devil Family... JR: BIG TIME ELBOW THAT MISSED BY THE GODFATHER, AND ZARBON MAKES THE TAG TO DODORIA, AND STOMPING AWAY AT THE GODFATHER GOES DODORIA!! KAI: It COULD bwe bwecaushe the Devil Family knowsh abwout Bweryl having the title, and which quote en quote clique she bwelongsh to now. KING: You're saying that they will be with whoever has the title, right. KAI: EXACTLY!! You know how bwadly Tuxedo Mashk shtill WANTSH that title. JR: Dodoria now, with an arm bar to the Godfather, and the Godfather may want to tag out. We have not seen Nephlite in this match yet. You have a good point, Kai. It may BE because of Queen Beryl having that title, and Darien will do ANYTHING to get THAT. KAI: That wash what I meant bwy that. JR: Dodoria, still working on that right arm of the Godfather, burying that knee to the arm of the Godfather, and...oh, wait a minute, look who we have on the stage there. KING: Frieza, and he has company. JR: Vegeta and Trunks. KAI: I thought they HATED each other. JR: They might have came to common terms, or it may be because they have a common enemy in the Original Henchmen. KING: Even more, I think that they just looked up and saw who came out here. JR: Meanwhile, the Godfather, reaching out for that tag to Nephlite...AND HE GETS IT, ANDHERE COMES THE NEGAVERSE WARRIOR, CLEANING HOUSE, TO THE ROPES GOES DODORIA...BACK BODY DROP GOES DODORIA, COURTEST OF NEPHLITE, AND FRIEZA SEEMS PLEASED OF WHAT IS NOW TRANSPIRING WITH HER FOMER GROUP!! KAI: They're getting their ASSH kicked. JR: DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE, AND NEPHLITE WITH THE...PIMP DROP ON DODORIA, AND THAT WILL BE ALL..AND ZARBON COMES IN TO MAKE THE SAVE, AND NOW THE GODFATHER, WHIPS ZARBON TO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND IN GOES DODORIA, AS WELL...UH OH!! KING: WHOO WHOO!! KAI: THE HOOOO TRAIN!! JR: THE HO TRAIN...COLLIDES WITH THE ORIGINAL HENCHMEN, AND NOW NEPHLITE GOES FOR THE COVER, TWO, AHD THREE!! THAT WILL BE ALL, AND LOOK AT THE SMILE THAT FRIEZA IS PRODUCING ON HIS FACE. KING: THAT'S THE BIGGEST GRIN I'VE EVER SEEN HIM MAKE IN MY LIFE!! KAI: I'M SHTILL IN SHOCK THAT VEGETA AND HIS SHON, TRUNKSH, ARE WITH HIM TONIGHT!! JR: That's a puzzle that we'll have to find out more about... Switch to the back, where the Devil Family are making their way to the ring. JR: UH OH!! KING: They're headed out here, JR. KAI: Where ish the Regieme? JR: That's a good question. Where are they? The Devil Family is coming out here to the ring. What are they going to say? They go to a break, then come back to the ring. The Devil Family's music starts up, and they come out to the ring. JR: Welcome back to RAW, and we are about to be immernced by the Devil Family's presense here. KING: This is going to be big, JR. Whenever they come out and talk, people listen. KAI: Me, I try NOT to, bwut that never helped ME!! JR: Well, it STILL is a shock to ME that Serena and Darien pretend that Reenie isn't even their DAUGHTER!! But I'm sure that Chibi-USA, her alter ego, will get things taken care of when she meets Misty, one on one, at Judgement Day, in less than two weeks time. KING: And, at THAT point, Misty will be their TRUE daughter. JR, you know how many times that these two would have to spank Reenie? TOO MANY TIMES!! They've never had to punish Misty YET!! JR: And let me tell you that they are not about to as long as Misty kisses their ASSES!! KAI: RIGHT!! JR: Darkpower is going to make an announcement regarding Stone Cold Steve Austin against Queen Beryl, still on for Judgement Day, and that will be in Beryl's Negaverse. KING: Shut, up, JR. The Devil Family is about the address us all in the way that everyone SHOULD be addressed. JR: PLEEZE!! SERENA: First of all... CROWD: SLUT, SLUT, SLUT...!! KING: And NOT like THAT!! KAI: That'sh not good. JR: This crowd, letting Serena know what they think about her. KING: And it's not nice. SERENA: Before I was RUDLY interrupted by these loser IDIOTS that live in this SLUM of a city called CLEVELAND... Crowd boos. KING: HA!! KAI: King, I thought you would bwe bwooing her, ash well. KING: Not for these IDIOTS!! SERENA: First of all, let's get to what happened last Thursday night. Smack Down. Triple H, the referee...SHUT THE HELL UP!! KING: WOW!! KAI: What POWER what she SHAID that. SERENA: Now, Triple H, the referee, and Ash Ketchum, once again, the LOSER that he is, LOSES his title, to the one and only, Queen Beryl, and something tells me that when Judgement Day is over, Beryl will STILL be the champion, because she will beat Stone Cold Steve Austin, for the SECOND time. JR: I'll disagree with that. I know Austin better than THAT. SERENA: Now, to this rumor that is going about, that the Devil Family is with the McMahon-Helmsly Regieme. KING: UH OH!! JR: That's what we're trying to get answers to. SERENA: Yes, it is TRUE that we've been working with those guys, but we're not one hundred percent working with them. You see, all I want is for Tuxedo Mask, and if you IDIOTS in Cleveland shut up for the slightest SECOND, you would know that he SHOULD be the champion. Backlash, a few weeks ago, should've been his day in the light. But until Darkpower comes out here and gives him another title shot, I think that we'll have a little bit of fun here tonight. And I KNOW that that is going to be his MAJOR announcement. Tonight, Tuxedo Mask gets another shot at that title. And I don't give a CRAP about who holds it. It could be Beryl, Austin, GOD, I don't give a DAMN as to WHO it is that Mask has to go though to get the title. He's going to get his shot TONIGHT. JR: That's a little PRETHOUGHT, don't you THINK, Serena. KING: JR, I've never seen her THIS determined. SERENA: So, whoever it may be. Darkpower, Beryl, SOMEONE, come out and give this guy a title shot, or I'm coming into the back, and I am going to raise HELL, until one of you two comes out here, and you give Mask that shot TONIGHT!! DARIEN: She's RIGHT, you know. I should have that title shot. Hell, I should have that title. And Beryl, I don't care how much of a F*GG*T you really ARE, or how much you don't CARE about these fans, you get your ASS out here, and you tell these people here that you are going to give me that title shot here TONIGHT!! KAI: WHAT did he shay abwout Bweryl, JR?! JR: I rather not REPEAT it. KING: Well, you can't DENY that... Beryl's music starts, and she comes out to a mixed reaction to the crowd. JR: Wait a minute, here comes the CWF Champion. KING: Who's side is SHE on? BERYL: You know, you guys out here tonight may HATE me with how I won this title for the last couple of times.And you may disagree with my views. But you and I agree with ONE thing. That is that these two are a bunch of ASSHOLES!! Crowd cheers in agreement. KING: WHAAA...??!! JR: Wait just a MINUTE!! BERYL: I was listening in the back. You know, I thought that the McMahon-Helmsly Regieme was going to be IT for me. And I thought that YOU two had more common SENSE than to go on and tell EVERYONE about how you want a title shot TONIGHT for THAT big lug there. KING: Uhh, JR, I don't like where this is GOING!! KAI: I'm not shure WHY it ISH going the way it ish. BERYL: Darkpower has an announcement about my match at Judgement Day against Stone Cold Steve Austin [crowd cheers 'cause of that name], and it may be something that I don't like. But that may be disliked LESS by me as what I am not liking out of YOU two here TONIGHT!! And what I dislike even MORE is the fact that you two say that you are alligned with the McMahon-Helmsly Regieme, BEFORE to issue that challenge to ME!! JR: She has a point there. BERYL: But I know that you two are really STUPID, and you are REALLY not alligned with THOSE guys. Because why would you challenge someone who is alligned with you. You see, last Thursday night, I won this title, by hook or by crook. And when I did that, I alligned myself with that alliance. And then you say that you have done the same. But NOW, just AFTERWARDS, you say that you want me to put this on the line against that big ASSHOLE there... SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE, Queen BITCH... JR: UH OH!! KING: I think that McMahon better get out here QUICK. I smell dissention here. SERENA: I don't care WHO you are. That's what I said. I don't know who you THINK you are, but I think that you better SHUT THE HELL UP, before you get your ass kicked here and NOW!! KING: OH NO!! KAI: I knew THISH wash gonna happen. BERYL: Why don't you come over here, and we can DO this. No Chance In Hell music starts, and out comes Vince McMahon. KING: FINALLY!! JR: Vince has got a LOT of problems HERE!! KAI: And I don't think that he can FIX them. VINCE: NOW NOW NOW!! Wait a minute. Let's think about this for a minute here. Something is going wrong here, and I think that that is what is happening with the way both of you two are going. Yes, Serena, Darien, Misty, you ARE a part of us, and Beryl, you know that you have a match with the son of a bitch himself, Austin 3:16. And, if you face him, I don't think that you will make it out of here with that title intact. JR: UH OH!! KAI: I don't think that shettled down Bweryl any. BERYL: VINCE, something is rotten here, and I think you know who you want to be the champion, and it SURE as hell isn't ME!! VINCE: WAIT A MINUTE HERE!! Beryl, you are the CWF Champion, and I think that you would be better off facting Austin, because you are our key woman. You are the one woman that can face Austin and WIN. You see, you won against Austin BEFORE. It's YOU'RE chance once again, to put him away for good, and on your home TURF!! KING: Listen to him, Beryl. VINCE: And Michelle... JR: OH!!! KAI: UH OH!! VINCE: I know for SURE that Austin doesn't stand a CHANCE against you. But with someone like [pointing over to Mask] HIM, over there. THAT'S another story all together. And I think that you won't come out of THAT with the CWF Title. BERYL: What you are saying is that you don't think that I can win over the guy who called me a F*GG*T!! KING: OHNO!! JR: He DID say that!! VINCE: I didn't... DARIEN: Hey, Beryl, you put that title on the line, and you come forward, and you will see that I am NUMBER UNO in this COMPANY!! And neither you, NOR that IDIOT, Darkpower, can do ANYTHING about it. Vince, I'll handle THIS nuciance. BERYL: Yes, and Mask, you are on TONIGHT, title on the line. JR: YEAH!! KING: OH NO!! KAI: I DON'T THINK THISH WASH IN THE MIND OF VINCE MCMAHON!! JR: I DON'T THINK IT WAS, EITHER, BUT BOTH OF THEM AGREED ON IT!! IT'LL HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT!! KING: And something tells me that this is not going to turn out good in ANY sense of direction. JR: This is going to tear the Regieme apart in all ways... BG: G-TV! G-TV! G-TV! G-TV!!! Scene is in...the MENS' ROOM?! There are three urinals on the wall. Vegeta is at the far one, and Sage is at the middle one. Don't worry, they're not paying attention to each other. JR: What in the - KING: AAAH! They're in the MENS' ROOM, JR! JR: Once again, the prying eye of G-TV... KAI: Thish ish REAL nishe. All of a sudden, Yulee charges in, and makes a beeline to the unoccupied one (the one lower than the other two). The other two look at him, surprised. YULEE: (shutting his eyes) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh-unhhhhhhh..... Then, Sage and Vegeta catch sight of one another. SAGE: (looking down for a moment and snickering) And you call yourself a Super Saiyan? He snickers some more. Vegeta scowls angrily. KING: WHAT?! KAI: NOT AGAIN! Sage takes a quick look at Yulee - who had to go so badly that his head is leaning against the wall and his eyes are closed - and then back at Vegeta. SAGE: (snickering more) This little kid over here is better equipped than you are! JR: WHAT?! KAI: GHUH?! KING: Waaaaaaait a minute! Sage laughs more. Vegeta growls at him, and then zips himself back up. Then... KING: LOOKATHIS! JR: SAGE HAS INSULTED VEGETA A LITTLE TOO MUCH, AND NOW HE'S GETTING A WHOOPIN' AS A RESULT! KAI: I KNEW THAT WASHN'T SHUCH A SHMART MOVE - NOW WHAT?! Vegeta kicks the door to a stall down, and shoves Sage's head in the toilet! KING: AAAAAH! He flushes it. JR: OH MY! VEGETA JUST GAVE SAGE A SWIRLY FOR HIS TROUBLES! Then, he goes to the sink and washes his hands. KAI: AT LEASHT HE WASHED HISH HANDSH! As Vegeta is about to leave, he sees Yulee staring at him in shock. Yulee is startled. VEGETA: What are YOU looking at, punk?! He slowly walks over to him. Yulee panicks, zips himself up, and tries to run. But... KING: AAAH! JR: GOOD GOD! YULEE TRIES TO ESCAPE, BUT TO NO AVAIL! VEGETA HAS HIM BY THE HAIR! KING: YULEE GOT MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR, HESHOULD'VERANWHENHEHADTHECHANCE - LOOKATHIS! JR: OH MY! OH MY! VEGETA JUST STUFFED YULEE IN THAT TRASH CAN! YULEE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT! KAI: TAKE OUT THE TRASH, JR! Switch to the back, where Gohan is looking around, nervously. GOHAN: (to himself) Oh, man...where the hell is it?! KING: What's his problem, JR? GOHAN: DAMMIT! All of a sudden, he sees James. JAMES: (as he walks by) Hey Gohan. Ready to get your ass beat and have me take your title? GOHAN: NO...(James looks back) A, I'm not gonna be the one who gets his ass beat, 2) I can't find the belt! James stops, and turns around. JAMES: What? (he walks back to Gohan) What do you MEAN, "you can't find the belt"?! KING: What?! GOHAN: Just that! I had it with me this morning! James and Gohan are frustrated. JR: SOMEONE STOLE THE CWF TITLE BELT? KAI: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'SH SHTOLEN?! KING: AND WHO ARE YOU TO POINT FINGERS, JR?! JAMES: Don't worry, we'll handle it. JR: THAT MATCH IS NEXT, TITLE BELT OR NOT! They go to a break. Start CWF promo. Scene is on a rooftop in a city, late at night. The moon is glowing in the sky. James is seated in a lawn chair, next to a giant laser cannon (yikes!). It's charging up as he speaks. JAMES: You know, when we're gone, I want people to remember 7-Up forever. That's why I plan to project the 7-Up logo on the moon, so people can remember us forever. He presses a button on a remote operator, and the laser fires. It fires a beam of light, and as it touches the moon, it disappears. A second later, THE MOON EXPLODES! James tries to keep cool, but loses it. JAMES: OKAY! (the 7-Up logo and slogan appears. He points at the laser) WHO HAS BEEN SCREWING WITH MY LASER?! They come back. James' music starts. BG: I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER.......A LOVE SO HARD IT COULD SEND US ALL WAYS...AND I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER........ALL OF THE...FEELINGS THAT 'ROSE TODAY! James enters. JR: Well the story here - this match is for the CWF South East Asian title - but the big story is that there is NO CWF SEA belt! We've been told that it's not ANYWHERE in the building! KING: Wait a minute, NO ONE can find it?! All the security in this building and they can't find one stinking belt?! KAI: Don't look at me, I didn't touch it. KING: Come on, King Kai, don't LIE to us! Where'd you hide the belt?! Gohan's NEW music starts. KAI: I TOLD you I DON'T KNOW! BG: SO YOU SEE I'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR...PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PLACE TO HIDE! I'M NOT TRYING TO GO THERE, SO TAKE ME AWAY!................LIFE SOMETIMES PISSES ME OFF...IT'S NEVER A GOOD TRIP FOR ME! EVERY TIME I REACH FOR LOVE, IT'S TAKEN AWAY........ Pyros explode on stage. Gohan enters. JR: And here he comes, the CWF South East Asian champion, Gohan, even though he doesn't have the belt to prove it! KING: Oh, BELIEVE ME, JR, SOMEONE is gonna pay for stealing that belt! I'm gonna get to the BOTTOM of this! JR: Gohan is taking on James, for the SEA title, and this one is underway! And these two wasting NO TIME, going right after each other! Gohan to the ropes, and JAMES WITH A HELL OF A CLOTHESLINE! Gohan back up, James sends him to the corner, Gohan moves out of the way, and James' shoulder ran right into the turnbuckle post! KING: WOW, this action is FAST! JR: James in control of this matchup, and THERE'S A PILEDRIVER, COVER, 2...and a kickout at 2! KAI: Gohan'sh gotta get bwack in thish matchup, shomehow! JR: James now whips Gohan to the ropes, Gohan ducks under the boot - KING: AAAH! JR: SPINNING HEEL KICK BY GOHAN! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?! GOHAN NOW, FRONT FACE LOCK, HUGE BRAINBUSTER ON JAMES! Gohan cooking, CHIN CRUSHER by Gohan! Here's a cover now...and another near fall, this time on James! KAI: Thish ish shtarting to get bwetter! The crowd starts cheering louldy. KING: UH-OH! JR: HERE IT COMES, GOHAN GOING FOR THE ACID DROP ON JAMES... As Gohan tries to spin off the turnbuckle, James just heaves him across the ring, and falls to his knees in exhaustion. KING: AAAH! JR: OH MY! JAMES COUNTERED THE ACID DROP! NO ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE! KAI: NO ONE'SH EVER DONE THAT TO GOHAN! JAMESH MAY HAVE SHOME MOMENTUM GOING HERE IF HE CAN GET BWACK TO HISH FEET! JR: BOTH MEN TRYING TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, JAMES NOW WITH A KICK TO GOHAN, WHAT'S HE SETTING HIM UP FOR? A POWERBOMB MAYBE?! He then gives Gohan the classic Outsider Edge, Razor's Edge move (whatever you call it). KING: AAAAH! JR: THE ROCKET'S EDGE! ROCKET'S EDGE ON GOHAN! HERE'S A COVER, LEG IS HOOKED...AND WE HAVE A NEW SEA CHAMPION! CHIMEL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...AND NEWWWWW CWF SOUTH EAST ASIAN CHAMPION, JAMES!!! JR: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE, BUT THERE IS STILL NO BELT! THE BELT HAS GONE AWOL! KAI: HERE WE GO, JAMESH HASH A MIC! JAMES: OKAY! NOW SOMEONE AROUND HERE OWES ME A CWF TITLE BELT! NOW EITHER SOMEONE BRINGS IT TO ME, OR I COME BACK THERE AND LOOK FOR IT! KING: Someone just bring his belt back, I don't want anymore trouble out here! TWO VOICES: Hey GUYYYYS!!! All of a sudden, Sage and Yulee appear on the TitanTron. They're on a bridge, overlooking a river. KING: AAAH! SAGE: You know what, I've had just enough of Gohan and his South East Asian stunt! I'm sick of Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, they all make me SICK! YULEE: What REALLY pisses me off is all this crappy MERCHANDISE! (he puts a brown paper bag on the side of the bridge, full of merchandise) LOOK AT THIS! These action figures (pulling out DBZ action figures, mostly of Gohan) are probably worth a DOLLAR, and they're selling them for TEN TIMES their cost?! What a RIPOFF! He throws the figures into the river. JR: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?! SAGE: TESTIFY brother Yulee! YULEE: And all this POKEMON ---- is even WORSE! LOOK at this junk! (As he identifies them, he tosses them overboard as well.) Video games...t-shirts...shoes...all these worthess cards...vitamins - VITAMINS?! THIS is just RIDICULOUS! You know you've gone too far when you'll use VITAMINS to plug your stuff! (he flings them overboard as well.) It's disgusting! Gimme a ------- break! He knocks the bag into the water. JR: SAGE AND YULEE ARE THROWING ALL THAT STUFF OFF A BRIDGE SOMEWHER! KING: WHAT FOR?! ARE THEY ASHKING TO GET THEIR ASHESH BWEAT?! SAGE: And as for you two buffons, I can't stand EITHER ONE OF YOU! So I really don't care if you two KILL yourselves in the ring! But if one of you SURVIVES, why don't you come down to this bridge right here! He takes out various fishing and scuba equipment. SAGE: So grab yourself a fishing line (flings it off) and make sure you got some decent bait while you're at it (flings that off), or if that doesn't do it, then try this! Grab yourself some goggles (flings them off), some flippers (flings them off too), maybe a snorkel if you need it (that's gone)... YULEE: You probably don't have GILLS, but knowing you two FREAKS, i'm not sure, so you guys...(he hefts up an oxygen tank, bigger than him) might...probably...need...(Sage helps him push it off) THIS! That makes a HUGE splash. SAGE: And when you finally DO fish that belt outta here, get on the horn (he brandishes a cell phone, flings that off) or maybe you could page us sometime (shows, and then tosses that) or drop us an EMAIL (opens up a laptop, with a DX logo on the Desktop) at www.SUCKIT.com!{not a real website} (that is gone as well) KING: AAAAAAH! SAGE: And you two can go do whatever the hell you want after that... He gets out the CWF SEA title belt. SAGE: ...because I really could care LESS about this ------- TITLE! He heaves it as hard as he can, off the bridge. KAI: WHAT IN THE HELL?! JR: GOOD GOD! THE SEA TITLE - SAGE: AND ONE MORE THING: WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA... They do the DX chop at the camera. SAGE & YULEE: SUCK IT!!! Back to the ring. James and Gohan (especially) are EXTREMELY UPSET! JR: MY GOD! SAGE AND YULEE OF D-GENERATION X HAS TOSSED THE SOUTH EAST ASIAN TITLE OFF A BRIDGE! KING: OH MY GOD! THESE TWO ARE ENRAPTURED, JR! KAI: GOHAN ESHPESHIALLY SHOULD BWE ANGRY, HE WASH THE FIRSHT TO WEAR THAT BWELT, AND THOSHE TWO JUSHT THREW IT AWAY! THAT'SH REVOLTING! JR: I CAN GUARANTEE THIS ISN'T OVER BETWEEN THESE THREE! Switch to the back, where Edge and Christian are waking somewhere in the back. EDGE: You ready to save this broadcast AGAIN? CHRISTIAN: From another one of those weak Cardian matches? Of COURSE!! EDGE: You're okay from that Surfaceshock, right. CHRISTIAN: Man, that didn't hurt at all. I mean, what can she do with THAT? NOTHING!! KING: They're coming out to the ring. KAI: [being sarcastic] YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT!! JR: THE CARDIANS ARE IN TAG TEAM ACTION, NEXT!! [start CWF promo] Scene opens up at the Smack Down Hotel, where the Rock is walking in. As he enters, Ash gives some poor guy the Ashes to Ashes on the hood of a car. ROCK: (to Bellboy) Shine this up real nice, jabroni. BELLBOY: And I know JUST WHERE TO STICK IT, ROCK! He then slides a copy of the game to the girl at the hotel check-in. ROCK: What's your name? GIRL: It doesn't matter what my name is. As he walks away, Reenie hits some tourist over the head with a mirror. Then, the Rock pokes his head into the kitchen. ROCK: The Rock smells what YOU'RE cookin'! Ryo of Wildfire is seen lighting the stove - like only he can - while the chef his showing off his latest concoccion. CHEF: Panckaes, Rock! PANCAKES! Then, he gets hit in the head with a trash can. Show clips of the game. ANN.: LAY THE SMACK DOWN IN THE KITCHEN, THE BOILER ROOM, OR EVEN THE PARKING LOT! OVER 60 OF YOUR FAVORITE CWF SUPERSTARS, AND TONS OF DIFFERENT MODES! EVERYTHING IN THE RING, AND ALMOST ANYTHING OUT! CWF SMACKDOWN, ONLY FOR THE PLAYSTATION! Final scene: Rock is seated in a lawn chair. After the waiter gives him a drink, Gohan delivers a spinning heel kick to him, sending both of them into the pool. ROCK: (as Gohan attacks the waiter) Finally, the Rock has come back to Playstation! ANN.: PLAYSTATION! [end CWF promo] They go to a break, then come back. [start CWF promo] Scene is in a house in a hallway, where painters are paining the end of the hall. Talpa comes into the hall, so big that his arms are rubbing against the walls. TALPA: You know, alot of people think that it's hard being Talpa [you see his arms knock down a few paintings. He then comes out of the hall, head breaking part of the upper frame of the hallway entrance]. But I tell you, it has it's advantages. Switch to outside at a playground, where we have Talpa's face close up, him going up and down. TALPA: It's fun playing with the kids. [zoom out to see that five kids are on one end of the see-saw, and Talpa is on the other end, with the see-saw going up and down]. Switch into the night at a street corner, where Talpa is hailing a cab. TALPA: Hailing a cab is a SNAP. [Cab stops, and he tries to open the door, only to have the back door break off of the hindges, Talpa holding on only by the handle] Switch to Talpa at a kitchen table, with a can and bowl of Chef Boyardee in front of him. TALPA: [holding a forkful of the food] But most of all, I always have room for my FAVORITE meal. Chef Boyardee overstuffed Italian Sausage Ravioli. Switch to the close up of the can of the Ravioli, with Talpa eating some of the Ravioli it in the background. ANN.: Chef Boyardee overstuffed ravioli definitly lets you Feed The Need. In the background, you see the chair all of a sudden break from under Talpa, and he falls flat onto the floor on his ass. [end CWF promo] Switch to the ring, where Edge and Cristian's music starts, and they come out. JR: Welcome back, and can you believe these two, how udderly IDIOTIC they look like this. KING: I think they are funny. I hope they pose again. I have a camera ready. KAI: Me too. Tonight, RAW is bwrought to you bwy Chef Boyardee. Overstuff yourself on Monday nights with Chef Boyardee and the CWF!! JR: And by Fram Air Filters. When was the last time you changed YOUR air filter? KING: And by the only oil that provides maximum protection. Castroil GTX. DRIVE HARD!! EDGE: We are here, for your enjoyment, once again. Now, last week, you may have thought that Christian was a victim of Ann's SUCK-ASS finishing move. CHRISTIAN: But, SURPRISE, I wasn't hurt at ALL!! JR: I'll disagree with THAT. She's perfected that move. EDGE: And now, for all of you with flash photography, we will pose for all of you. One, two...POSE!! JR: This is REPULSIVE!! KING: GOT IT!! JR: My comment. KING: No, my picture. KAI: Sho did I. King, look at thish one. KING: That's NOTHING compared to what I got. JR: You'll have a chance to see which one is better according to THEM, because they are coming over here. EDGE: Thank you for accepting us to save this broadcast from the two that are coming out here right now. CHRISTIAN: And you know something, everyone knows that Ann is like a door knob. Everyone gets a turn. KING: HA HA HA!! Hey, you gonna do another run in? EDGE: Actually, we are going to issue a challenge for the Tag Team Titles at Judgement Day. JR: You mean... CHRISTIAN: That is RIGHT. We are going to prove to the WORLD that we should have those CWF Tag Team Titles, not that male prostitiute and that stanky whore. KAI: I hope THEY don't HEAR you SHAY that. EDGE: Don't worry, King Toungue, they will only hear that challenge. Besides, they can't DO anything. You KNOW that her Surfaceshock can't hurt you. I mean, what can she do? Shake the ring a little bit? That's the ONLY thing that she can do. it can't hurt someone like me and Christian. CHRISTIAN: Did you see me get hurt in that exchange? NO!! So there's your ANSWER to if that DOES anything. EDGE: Yeah, and that Alan guy isn't any BETTER. I mean...oh, and look who's coming out here. Kento and Rowin. Now tell me, how much of jobbers they are? For real. JR: You two DONE?! EDGE: We won't be done until we get those titles for ourselves. JR: Well, I need to commentate a match here. EDGE: We can do a commentating job, can't we, Christian? CHRISTIAN: OF COURSE...OHHH, Kento, being a PREFECT jobber, falling to that weak move by that no good Alan. EDGE: And look at that. Arm bar. The only move that he can do RIGHT, unlike US, who have a BIG supply of moves to beat down on these two. CHRISTIAN: Yeah. As if Rowin is any better. I mean, LOOK at him. His HAIR. What kind of hair is that? I mean, if I'm not mistaken, the hairband style died, like, AGES ago. KING: It DID!! I didn't THINK of that before. CHRISTIAN: They are has beens, let me tell you THAT. Why do you think that their show was cancelled from that Toonami block thing? KAI: I shudder to think of what YOU two think. EDGE: EXACTLY, because you KNOW that it's though, King Toungue. JR: Alan, now, with the BULLDOG to Rowin, and Rowin needs to get out of there in a hurry. EDGE: The Cartoon Wrestling Federation's PREMIRE jobbers, at your service. All four of them, PERFECT prime no good HAS BEENS in that ring. CHRISTIAN: People want something FRESH, something NEW, and I think that...no, I KNOW that that is what we will offer them. And at Judgement Day, I am SURE that they will understand...OHHH!! KENTO, HURTING DOWN BELOW!! EDGE: The only GOOD move that those two have. KING: HA HA!! JR: And Alan, now... EDGE: HERE WE GO!! Bring that trash bag WHORE into that ring. This will be something to see. CHRISTIAN: And if she can,make her do that Surfaceshock CRAP!! I think we ALL ned to know how PHONY that is. JR: Well, it has put away some TOUGH opponents... EDGE: Yeah, Mondo, Ryo, DREP,.. KING: HA, Drep. EDGE: You remember HIM, right? KING: [laughing] Yeah, I do. KAI: How can I FORGET that guy?! EDGE: he was whining about his site being taken down or SOMETHING for the past WEEKEND or so. I mean, GET OVER it. CHRISTIAN: I mean, the only site that is number one is OUR site, www.tagteamheros.com {once AGAIN, not real site}. JR: PLEEZE!! EDGE: Well, it's TRUE, JR!! We ARE the tag team HEROS of the CWF. Getting other, no good TRASh teams like Alan and Ann OUT of the CWF for GOOD. JR: can we pay attention...OH MY, ROWIN GOT NAILED IN THE KISSER AND HE'S GOING WAY OUT, AND KENTO IS...DOWN WITH THAT DOOM TREE DROP, AND..UH OH!! CHRISTIAN: HERE'S ANOTHER JOBBER GOING TO BE A VICTIM OF THIS SORRY MOVE!! KING: SURFACESHOCK!! JR: And...DOWN, and I could FEEL that one. EDGE: Of course this big tub o'lard, JR, is gonna feel THAT. JR: ONE, TWO, THREE!! CHRISTIAN: What did I tell you. Another jobber in the books, although it's by two MORE jobbers. EDGE: I don't get why Alan hangs around that walking diatary supplement. JR: What you mean by THAT!! EDGE: Well, one look at HER, and you'll throw UP your last MEAL!! JR: Wait a minute, I think that Alan and Ann want to speak. CHRISTIAN: Put us to sleep as ALWAYS!! ALAN: Hey, Edge, Christian. ANN: Two words. WE ACCEPT!! JR: THERE YOU GO!! EDGE: I didn't expect for them to amit defeat ALREADY!! KING: TELL me about it. CHRISTIAN: It's been fun, guys. KING: Sure has. They leave the area. KING: HA HA!! What you think of THAT?! KAI: That wash INTERESHTING!! JR: Sure was... Switch to the back, where Darkpower is coming out to the ring. KAI: Shpeaking of bweing intereshting, JR. JR: Coming up next, a major announcement from the CEO of the CWF, Darkpower, but how will the actions from earlier tonight affect his announcement NOW. We'll be right back. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #40 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler Michael Haze BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ JR: Welcome back to RAW, and [Darkpower's music plays] here comes that major announcement, and this is a first. We have Michael Haze to fill in for King Kai. HAZE: Glad to be here, and you know, I was standing back there, taking a LOT of pictures of Edge and Christian, and King, I think that you might find one of these VERY interesting. KING: HA HA!! JR: Good LORD all mighty. KING: What is SHE thinking? HAZE: Godfather may want to take NOTES on THAT girl. JR: I suggest that she not use HER flash photography. KING: I don't think she INTERPRETED that you use the CAMERA, not THAT. JR: In any event, we want to remind you that EA Sports presents CWF Judgement Day, live from the Nassau Colliseum in Uniondale, New York. May 28th, and only on Pay Per View. HAZE: Something tells me that not very many people are ready to hear what DP has to say. KING: Tonight is a night in which I think will go down in history as the WORST night in CWF HISTORY!! We have the McMahon-Helmsly-Devil Family Regieme falling apart, and we may be in for a big time blow from DP. What's NEXT?! JR: We are going to hear what DP has to say. DP: Yes, I know what transpired here earlier tonight. JR: GOOD!! KING: At least he remembered THAT. DP: Although I'll amit, it wouldn't break my heart either way what happens in that match. HAZE: Me EITHER!! DP: But that will NOT stop me from changing the main event at Judgement Day. JR: UH OH!! KING: Change the main event? DP: You see, I found OUT about the screw job last Thursday, and I thought about the match that would've taken place AFTERWARDS, at Judgement Day. Hmmm, Queen Beryl, you are UNDEFEATED in the Negamatch, and I think that it's time that you know that I am not STUPID. I know what you are trying to do. Well, it's not going to happen. JR: Wait a minute. KING: What is he trying to say? DP: So, at Judgement Day, the main event will NOT be a Negamatch. KING: OH NO!! DP: Since you think that everyone is going to help you in that match, and you think that everything will go smooth, let's make sure that you DON'T have any help. KING: Don't make this what I think it's gonna be!! DP: HELL IN A CELL MATCH, FOR THE TITLE!! JR: ALL RIGHT!! HAZE: OH MY GOD!! KING: OH NO!! THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING HE WAS GONNA DO TO HIM!! JR: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!! DP: THAT IS RIGHT!! NO ONE WILL GET IN, AND NO ONE IS GOING TO GET OUT OF THAT!! BERYL, I DESTROYED ONE PERSON'S DREAM, ALTHOUGH I HATE TO AMIT IT, IN THAT THING, AND I'LL DO THE SAME, BUT THIS TIME, I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER REGRET DOING THIS TO YOU!! YOU IN A HELL IN A CELL, AGAINST THE RATTLESNAKE, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! His music plays. JR: WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT!! KING: WHO WILL JOIN AUSTIN THOUGH?! HAZE: I WAS GOING TO ASK THAT VERY SAME QUESTION!! WHO IS GOING TO JOIN THE RATTLESNAKE IN THAT CELL!! BERYL OR MASK!! JR: We'll find that out later tonight... Switch to the back, where a car is being pulled into the garage of the Gund. KING: NOW what?! JR: Who ELSE could appear here tonight? The driver stops and gets out...IT'S QUEEN SERENITY!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: OH NO!! HAZE: THAT'S THE WOMAN THAT BERYL TURNED HER BACK ON BACK AT BACKLASH [try saying THAT 5 times fast]!! JR: AND SHE HAS JUST ARRIVED HERE!! KING: AS IF THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE FOR ANYONE!! JR: THIS IS A BOMBSHELL!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go to a break, then come back. In the back, where Serenity is walking in the back to an unknown destination. SERENITY: [to a crew member] Have you seen Michelle anywhere?...No. DAMN!! Where the hell IS she?....In her locker room. JR: UH OH!! KING: THIS is not good. HAZE: I wouldn't say that it IS. She's looking for Queen Beryl, who I KNOW has to be upset about what DP had announced a few moments AGO... SERENITY: OH, MICHELLE!! JR: UH OH!! BERYL: NICOLE?! THE HELL?! SERENITY: Listen, I know that we didn't get off on the right foot, but you HAVE to know something. I've listened and saw what you have been doing. Allinging yourself with those people. McMahon, Triple H, my own stupid-ass DAUGHTER... JR: WOAH!!! SERENITY: I KNOW that you're not that way, and I want you to see something that I think you might want to see. I got this from when I was walking around, getting my morals back in place. [she holds up a video cassette]. BERYL: What's this?! SERENITY: You know about that G-TV thing, right?! BERYL: Got US doing it with Sanikite one time. Serenity is shown with a HUGE grin. SERENITY: Yeah, I know. But here is what S-TV got. Serenity TV!! Come in here, and letme show you about your so called FRIENDS!! They go behind the closed door of Beryl's locker room. Switch back to ringside. JR: I don't know what to make of THAT situation, but something tells me that Serenity is not afraid of Queen Beryl. HAZE: Serenity TV, JR. I think that Serenity wants Beryl to see the light. KING: Serenity just wants for the McMahon-Helmsly Regieme to fall APART!! JR: That wouldn't break MY heart any. Switch to....uhhh....Rikishi's ASS, who's doing squats (GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY) in the back. KING: AHHHH!! JR: That's a whole lotta ASS. HAZE: And it's gonna go into SOMEONE'S face TONIGHT, I can see it coming a MILE away. JR: Rikishi versus Casto Sommers, and that match is NEXT. They go to a break, then come back. Casto's music comes on, and he comes to the ring. HAZE: I would LOVE for Rikishi to back that thing up in HIS face. JR: There's a surprise. You and I agree, Michael. KING: All I know is that this is not going to be pretty for Vince McMahon later tonight. JR: That much is true. This has not been a good night for him so far. And it may CONTINUE to be a bad night for him if it keeps going in the way that this has been. HAZE: And it may not be a good night for Casto, either. JR: Oh, he DESERVES what he gets after what he has done to Sailor Pluto in recent weeks, and HERE COMES RIKISHI!! HAZE: AND THERE GOES CASTO!! HE WANTS NO PART OF RIKISHI!! KING: THAT BIG ASS RUNNING AFTER YOU, YOU WOULD RUN TOO!! JR: HE'S TRYING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF CLEVELAND, BUT LOOK OUT, THERE'S TOO COOL THERE, AND THEY WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HE DOESN'T GET AWAY, AND THERE THEY GO, AND BACK INTO THE RING GOES CASTO COURTESY OF TOO COOL!! HAZE: AND RIGHT INTO THE WOLVES!! KING: AND THERE GOES RIKISHI!! JR: INTO THE TURNBUCKLE GOES CASTO, AND...OH NO!! KING: MY GOD...OHHH NO!! JR: RIGHT INTO CASTO, AND ON NO, HE'S IN POSITION!! HAZE: STINKFACE, COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A MORE DESERVING CHARACTER!! KING: AHHH!! JR: YOU'RE RIGHT!! IT COULDN'T OF HAPPENED TO A MORE DESERVING INDIVIDUAL THAT CASTO, AND...RIKISHI PILEDRIVER, AND COVER, TWO, THREE!! THAT ONE WAS OVER ALMOST IMMEDIATLY WHEN IT STARTED!! KING: GOOD GOD, THAT BIG BUTT RIGHT IN THE FACE OF CASTO...HA HA HA!! JR: Casto retaliates with a low blow to Rikishi, and now he's getting a chair from outside the ring, and Too Cool is getting hammered by Casto. HAZE: Casto, sending a message to everyone that's watching. I think that he has done that. KING: And to Sailor Pluto, as well. I think that he has done something that is going to PO everyone watching. Switch to the back, in Beryl's locker room. SERENITY: Okay, Beryl, you ready for this. Split screen, one side still in Beryl's room, the other with the Devil Family and the McMahon-Helmsly Regime. SERENA: Hey, Darien, the hell is my MOTHER doing here tonight?! MASK: THE HELL?! SERENITY: [on other side of split screen] Here we go. [pushes "play"] The screen on Beryl's room shows a scene with Vince and Shane McMahon talking with the Devil Family right after Smack Down. VINCE: Can you BELIEVE that Beryl actually thinks we CARE about what she does. SERENA: You ARE gonna make sure that Darien will have the title, right? SHANE: Yes, and we're gonna get it the HELL away from Queen BITCH!! DARIEN: I want that title, and what better way to get it than though Queen Beryl. I mean, we don't need a...well, you know the word I'm looking for, to be the champion. MISTY: I'll help all of you beat that bitch. SERENA: Oh, by the way, you BELIEVE that Chichi TRUSTED her? VINCE: Yeah, and Goku couldn't trust her, either. SHANE: Yeah. NEITHER one of those two. Biggest SLUT I've seen in a LONG time. VINCE: Hey, this Monday, the McMahon-Helmsly Regime has got your back, Tuxedo. Well, make SURE...no, I GUARANTEE you that that title will be YOURS!! Serenity turns off the tape and the TV. SERENITY: Well, Michelle. Beryl is seen trying to hold back her anger. BERYL: HOW...DARE...THEY...STAB...ME...IN...THE...BACK!! SERENITY: Hey, biggest revenge is to kick his ass tonight. BERYL: I know. SERENITY: GO!! DO IT! Switch to the Devil Family, in which they are IRATE!! SERENA: GOD DAMN IT!! [punches a wall, surprisingly putting a hole though it] KING: OHMYGOD!! SERENA: [screaming to the top of her lungs] DARIEN, WHERE --- ------ -- -- -- VINCE?! MASK: I DON'T KNOW!! SERENA: YOU BETTER FIND HIM!! MY MOTHER'S BETRAYED ME!! MASK: I KNOW!! WE'LL PASS THEM ON THE WAY THERE!! WE'LL BE OKAY!!! SERENA: DAMN IT!! THAT LITTLE BITCH!! I'M GONNA PERSONALLY SHOW HER WHAT I MEAN BY YOU DON'T CROSS ME!! MASK: Well, come on. Let's SHOW her that you don't MESS with them. Switch to Shane, who is running to Vince. SHANE: HE'S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY!! HEY POPS, BAD NEWS, BERYL JUST FOUND OUT THE PLAN!! VINCE: WHAT?! BY WHO!! SERENA: [off camera coming into view] BY MY MOTHER!! VINCE: I THOUGHT THAT WE HAD HER DOWN AND OUT FOR GOOD!! MASK: WELL, JUST IMPROVISE!! WE NEED TO GET OUT THERE!! SHANE: THE WAY TO DO THIS!! JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS!! THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS US TO DO!! LET'S DO THIS!! JR: I can't believe what we've just seen. And the championship match is NEXT!! They go to their final commercial break, then come back. [start CWF promo] Scene is on a street corner. There is nothing else around minus normal clamor of a busy street. Dead center of the scene, Jessie is standing by herself, holding an electronic message board, displaying flashing numbers. Phrases appear on the screen. MESSAGE: Every... The number on the board stops at 6. Zoom in on the 6 MESSAGE: seconds... Back on Jessie. MESSAGE: Big Tobacco... MESSAGE: ...loses... MESSAGE: ...another customer. Pause. MESSAGE: They die. After a few moments, the screen becomes static. Then, the Truth.com logo appears. [end CWF promo] BG: YOU READY FOR TRUE DEVILS....WE WENT TO HELL....AND LOVED IT!! The Devil Family comes out to the music. JR: And here they come. Tuxedo Mask will be going against Queen Beryl for the CWF Title, and I'm not sure as to who is the right side in this. HAZE: Well, I don't think anyone knows what is going ON here yet. And I don't think ANYONE can make sense of this situation. Beryl just got the shock of her life, as she was stabbed in the back big time. KING: Right. Simplyput, this is NOT Vince's NIGHT. Things have gone all WRONG for him tonight. HAZE: And it may continue to go wrong for him tonight if it continues to be this way, because here comes the Negaqueen. JR: SHE ISN'T WASTING ANYTIME HERE, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES THE MCMAHON-HELMSLY REGIME, AND THEY ARE SURROUNDING THE RING!! HAZE: THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO MAKE SURE THAT BERYL DOESN'T LEAVE HERE TONIGHT WITH THAT TITLE!! JR: AND MASK IS TAKING AVANTAGE OF HER MISFORUNE HERE!! THEY KNOW ABOUT HER KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!! KING: MASK IS TAKING HER TO SCHOOL HERE!! THEY WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A GOOD NIGHT FOR HER...OH NO!! HAZE: THERE'S SERENITY, AND SHE HAS COMPANY!! JR: GOKU, CHICHI, ASH, GOHAN, SAILOR MARS, AND THE CEO OF THIS DAMN COMPANY, DARKPOWER!! KING: HER OWN FAMILY!! JR: AND SERENA SEES HER AND THAT ANTORAGUE OF PEOPLE THERE...AND THERE'S MORE!! THE DUDLEY BOYZ, SAILOR JUPITER, GREEN KNIGHT!! HAZE: MY GOD, WE HAVE HALF THE CWF ROSTER OUT HERE IN THE RING!! JR: THIS IS A RIOT WAITING TO HAPPEN!! SERENITY HAS HER REGIME THAT SHE BROUGHT WITH HER HERSELF!! KING: AND LOOKATTHIS!! JR: THEY'RE HEADED TO THE RING!! ALL HELL IS GOING TO BREAK LOOSE HERE IN THE GUND ARENA!! HAZE: LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE RING, AS WELL!! JR: BERYL IS....PSYCHODRIVER ON MASK!! ONE, TWO, THREE!! IT'S OVER, AND BERYL IS STILL THE CHAMPION, BUT LOOK WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE THE RING!! KING: THIS IS WOODSTOCK 99 ALL OVER AGAIN!! JR: MIGHT AS WELL BE!! AND IT'S GOING TO THE RING, AND...BERYL IS WAITING WITH A CHAIR...SMASHES X-PAC, AND NOW ASH AND GOHAN ARE JOINING HER, AND THEY HAVE WEAPONS OF THEIR OWN!! HAZE: I KNEW THIS WOULD... KING: AHHH!! JR: Y2J CHRIS JERICHO HAS JOINED IN THIS THING!! KING: HE CAN'T KEEP HIS NOSE OUT OF HIS OWN BUSINESS!! HE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS BIG TIME!! HAZE: I THINK THE REGIME IS GOING TO PAY EVEN MORE FOR DOING WHAT THEY TRIED TO DO TO BERYL!! JR: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!! AND LISTEN TO THE FANS!! KING: THEY LOVE WHAT'S HAPPENING!! JR: I THINK BERYL IS GETTING BACK THOSE FANS!! MY GOD, THERE HAS TO BE AT LEAST THIRTEEN PEOPLE THAT SERENITY HAS BROUGHT WITH HER!! KING: I THINK THERE'S MORE THAN THAT!! HAZE: QUESTION IS, WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE, BERYL HAS THE MIC!! BERYL: HEY, LISTEN UP!! FOR YOU ASSHOLES IN THAT GROUP WHO RAN UP THERE LIKE THE CHICKEN ASSES THAT YOU ARE!! I THINK I WAS A LITTLE MISTAKEN TO TRUST YOU!! HEY SERENA, DARIEN, AND TO THAT BITCH, MISTY, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! YOU DARE STAB ME IN THE BACK!! YOU'RE SEEING THE SIDE OF ME THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN BEFORE!! THE ONE THAT WAS BEFORE MY LITTLE THING AT BACKLASH!! SO, TAKE THOSE OFFERS AND SHOVE THEM!! I'VE GOT MY REGIME RIGHT HERE!! She gives the mic to Serenity. SERENITY: HEY, SERENA, YOU BITCH... Crowd cheers. KING: AHHH!! That's her DAUGHTER!! SERENITY: You think that a title matters NOW? You think that you can face me without anything between us? You know, I think I can, so how about this, you and me, for Judgement Day. This time, nothing holds us back. I'm the one who gonna show you the real me. the side that I should've showed you when you gave me that powerbomb back at Wrestlemania. I brought you into this world, and I'm gonna show you that you DON'T DISRESPECT ME!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!! JR: YEAH!! TELL HER, SERENITY!! SERENITY: AND I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE THE RIGHT TIME FOR SOMETHING ELSE!! SEEING AS IF ME AND THE QUEEN B IS BACK TOGETHER, I'M THINKING OF SOMETHING THAT I WANT!! MICHELLE, I THINK IT'S MY TIME TO ASK YOU!! NOW THAT WE'RE BACK TOGETHER, I STILL LOVE YOU!! THAT'S WHY I SHOWED YOU THAT TAPE!! I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE HURT BY THOSE ASSHOLES!! I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!! WILL YOU MARRY ME!! JR: OH MY!! SERENA: NO NO NO!! THIS IS NOT HAPPEINING!! MY OWN MOTHER ISN'T HAVING A MARRAGE LIKE THAT!! BERYL: YES!! SERENA: WHA....?! BERYL: I WILL!! SERENA: THAT'S IT!! She runs into the ring. JR: AND SERENA COMES INTO THE WOLVES!! HAZE: NOT THE WISEST DECISION BY HER, IS IT!! CROWD: TABLE, TABLE, TABLE... KING: OH NO!! JR: THEY WANT TO SEE THE TABLE, AND HERE COMES THE MCMAHON-HELMSLY REGIME!! AND OUT COMES SERENITY'S REGIME!! HAZE: AND HERE COMES OUT THE FURNITURE!! JR: THEY'RE SETTING IT UP, AND BUH BUH IS GOING ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND HERE SHE GOES! SHE DESERVES THIS...BUH BUH POWERBOMBED SERENA INTO A TABLE, AND BUH BUH IS GOING THOUGH THAT TRANCE AGAIN!! KING: DAMN HIM!! HAZE: I AGREE THAT SHE DESERVED IT!! JR: WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN!! I GUARANTEE YOU, THAT THIS IS NOT OVER, NOT BY A LONGSHOT!! They go off the air.